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2 years

What awfully sad news about Bernard Cribbins he will always be Wilf from Doctor Who to me

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3 years

What a job title

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My #duvetknowitschristmas entry … A perfectly comfortable bed in my room in the family home. But it’s our last Christmas in this house after 11 years. Next year my parents downsize to their retirement house. This Christmas we are looking backwards and forwards.

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4 years

Oxford City Centre if shops selling Harry Potter merchandise didn’t exist

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3 years

Find someone who supports you like John Sentamu supports Ellie Goulding

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The University have emailed me to reassure me that the @UCU strikes won’t affect my teaching which is nice of them but I’m not worried because I’m not going to cross a picket ✊

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2 years

It is with great delight that I am able to announce I have been recommended for training for ordination to the the priesthood within the Church of England. In September I will begin three years of training at the College of The Resurrection in Mirfield.

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5 years

Woody from Toy Story has made his endorsement in the leadership election

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2 years

Strong fashion game here from the Archbishop of York at Lambeth

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4 years

Big teacher during a last minute revision session energy here

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2 years

This picture of Rishi Sunak looks like a charismatic preacher giving a talk in a high church

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3 years

I remember a CBBC show where the government banned chocolate then in the final episode a video leaked of all the politicians eating chocolate and basically satire has never got better since

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5 years

RLB - Maths Lisa- Geography Keir- History Emily- deputy head who’s always up for a laugh

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5 years

Something very you’ve just turned up at your child’s school and there’s a line of teachers who want to talk to you about their behaviour about this pic selection

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5 years

Me at the start vs me at the end #WimbledonFinal

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3 years

Doctor Who when England were last in a final vs Doctor Who now

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4 years

Social distancing got me like...

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7 years

Everyone is getting excited about a free Pizza Hut giveaway with The Sun, call me when there’s free Pizza Express with The Observer

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4 years

Mum just asked if we should run a ‘Sex & The City Group’ when she actually meant a ‘Living in Love & Faith Group’

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2 years

Off to BAP tomorrow, I think I have done all the preparation I can. Now I am going to try and relax and just be myself.

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6 years

@NicolaSturgeon Some of us are mainly here for books Nicola

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6 months

Tonight at College dinner @mthr_jo was telling me about this painting of Jesus being told off by Mary and Joseph after being discovered in the temple and it did not disappoint.

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2 years

It seems the way to win the Tory leadership is to promise… - No income Tax - No VAT - No money back - No guarantee

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4 years

I think Lisa Nandy won the #IowaCaucus

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3 years

Today I completed my BAP 1 the first stage of the discernment process. I’ve done all I can for now I just have to sit and wait to see what comes next.

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1 year

A joy to serve today as my mother celebrated mass on her 25th Anniversary of ordination to the Priesthood.

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Quote tweet this with the Christmas food you'd be most annoyed to see a shortage of

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2 years

One month til Mirfield and my robes have arrived immaculately made by J&M. Very excited for future years of wearing them. Please ignore the sandals and wonky surplice.

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5 years

Boris and Jeremy during the ad break #ITVDebate

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8 months

Prayers appreciated please as I have a meeting with my DDO tomorrow and I suspect we are going to start discussing where God might be calling me to after theological college

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5 years

Mum makes the show sound more like a how-to series #KillingEve

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4 years

In honour of #Quiz here are my pics from when I went to see it and sat onstage for the whole play. We had voting pads and at the end had to vote if we thought the Ingrams were guilty. It was honestly the most fun I’ve ever had in a theatre.

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4 years

As Chair of Labour Friends of Doctor Who we are going to be asking all the candidates: Who their favourite Doctor is? Who their favourite companion is? Best story? And what steps will they take as leader of the Labour Party to safeguard the show?

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2 years

Spending vocations Sunday reading this to prepare for my BAP stage two in just over a week. Would be grateful for prayers for me and my fellow candidates at this time.

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4 years

When shutdown ends...

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4 years

The BBC cancelled NeverEnding Story this afternoon for a Coronavirus press briefing. Insert your own joke here.

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Lisa Nandy: yo pass me the aux Me: u better not play trash Lisa Nandy:

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3 years

I may not know much but at least I didn't go on #universitychallenge and suggest Spielberg directed Pride and Prejudice

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7 years

When I saw that 45 marker on the Supreme Court #edexcelpolitics

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3 years

This is horrible, and the last one is incredibly bad taste. Church leaders need to stand up and call this out.

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3 years

Me and @SorrelMayWood made a great Deacon & Crucifer team at this morning’s ordinations

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2 years

College is going well and I have the exciting news to announce that as the youngest member of the college I am ‘College Child’ and have the duty of cutting cakes at special occasions and putting flags up

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1 year

24 years ago I was born at the hospital. Today I’m about to start a three week placement with the chaplaincy team.

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5 years

Why watch both parts of #IT when you could watch this iconic episode of The Sarah Jane Adventures?

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4 years

The news was in the Parish Newsletter today. So I guess it’s a good time to say I’ll be moving to Putney in just over a week, to finally start my job as a parish assistant at St Mary’s Church and All Saints Church there.

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2 years

That was probably one of the best performances I’ve ever seen. Jodie Comer was like a pendulum swinging between different accents, movements and emotions and you were with her all the way. Incredible command of the audience. A fantastic production.

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5 years

When you come back home for the holiday and people know you’re interested in politics

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5 years

You know The Crown is back when you get this text...

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1 year

Has the man chairing #Synod ever considered a career in stand up?

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1 year

Think I might have booked my last tickets ever under the @NationalTheatre 16-25 scheme. A truly great scheme that means I've had some amazing seats for some amazing plays at great prices. It really opened up the world of theatre to me from my teenage years.

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5 years

@simpsonsfilms Also

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6 years

@hansmollman It will be dronely this Christmas With Gatwick on hold

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2 years

Telling myself I DONT need to get the clerical sylvanian families figures for my room

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2 years

the one in the church set is labelled as “vicar” which confirms that the reformation took place in the sylvanian universe

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4 years

Got my first job after Uni, will be helping at a Church in London, looking forward to the future 🥳

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11 months

It is the first day of term @CoRMirfield so the college flag is flying. Some great views from the tower as it was raised. Please keep our community in your prayers especially our new students starting today.

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5 years

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3 years

Considering the visit was on Good Friday this apology took longer than the actual period between death and resurrection

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3 years

I completely disagree with Jesus House’s beliefs on LGBT+ rights, which I was not aware of before my visit. I apologise for the hurt my visit caused and have taken down the video. It was a mistake and I accept that.

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3 years

Me on this task: I’ve got lots of fishing experience My experience: #TheApprentice

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11 months

It’s been lovely seeing supportive comments about our College from across the CoE from those who trained here and those who did not. As one of the hospitality coordinators for the year I would warmly encourage anyone curious about training here to come and pay us a visit.

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1 year

Grateful to have finished my first year at the College of The Resurrection. It’s been an amazing year with some great times with truly wonderful people it’s been a joy to be part of the Mirfield family. Looking forward to a rest for now but excited about the next two years.

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4 years

When I watch all 90 mins of #MaskedSingerUK and don’t know who the celebrity at the end is anyway

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1 year

A prayer labyrinth in the snow

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1 year

A privilege to be able to be part of the Altar Party @CoRMirfield this morning for an incredible service. So blessed that God has given me this vocation and called me to learn here with all these fantastic people.

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5 years

Oscar nominees for best picture as Labour Leadership candidates (a thread)

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6 years

Cutting edge satire from the University of Birmingham bookshop ( @philipjcowley )

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3 years

Cancel culture has gone too far

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2 years

Excited to be beginning a pre BAP placement for the summer term at Lincoln College Oxford learning from @andyshamel up first… Evensong

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5 years

Finally got a Christians on The Left membership after being both Christian and on The Left for as long as I can remember

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3 years

I offered to help at Church and got asked to taste test the biscuits life doesn’t get better than this

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3 years

Giving my first proper sermon tonight and now I’ve found out the service is an hour earlier than I thought I think nothing can go wrong.

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8 months

Loved #Wonka it was really delightful and charming. Enjoyed the joke about chocoholic monks a few days after speaking to an actual monk who called themselves a chocoholic. A certain use of location and music at the end made me very emotional as well.

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5 months

Proud of my wonderful mum who after over 25 years is finally going to relax a bit. She is the most excellent priest and her ministry has touched so many people. I couldn’t have a better role model.

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My official retirement was announced today. I have some mixed feelings but also much gratitude and a determination not to allow the last 18 months to overshadow what I hope has been a fruitful ministry.

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2 years

My dissertation on His Dark Materials and Christianity is now submitted. That's the MA done.

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2 years

I try not to ‘ordinand post’ too much but I’m pleased to have received my reading list and information about joining the college in two months time really excited to spread my wings and step into this new chapter

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Josh Harris

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3 years

Jarel is my predecessor and we have never actually met but he has been consistently kind and supportive whenever we’ve spoken. His insight wisdom and ability to speak truth to power if a gift to the Church. Tom Harwood needs to be quiet.

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3 years

Does the @churchofengland really think this man is the best person to become the new curate of the oldest church in the City of London?

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@revhannaha A couple of these propped up in a corner somewhere

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4 years

As someone Dyspraxic I just cycled by myself in London alone at night and made it home safely

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4 years

University, completed it mate 😎

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2 years

I preached and had my last official Sunday in my placement at Dorchester Abbey today. I’ve loved my time here. In this team and I have worked with an incredible group of strong inspiring clergy who I’ve learnt a lot from. As well as a lovely encouraging and humorous congregation

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3 years

And together they solve crimes...

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4 years

We’ve just found out my sister Sarah who is severely autistic and lives in supported accommodation has had her vaccine which is great news

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9 months

Great to be supporting my Brother @KENSON1997 from afar as he speaks at #Synod . He is always a great speaker.

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7 years

Meet blue

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Josh Harris

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4 months

Wishing all a Happy Easter, we’ve had an amazing Holy Week at Mirfield. Celebrating the joy of the resurrection, a reminder that the love of God will always triumph in the end no matter how powerful the forces of darkness are.

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We were truly blessed to have the Archbishop of York visit college this evening. He preached one of the best sermons I’ve ever heard and provided great encouragement challenge and inspiration in his after dinner conversation. A reminder of the great joy this vocation is.

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3 years

Sad to see political leaders doing photo opps at churches that have problematic attitudes towards LGBTQ+ people. I’m proud to be part of a community that works towards inclusivity and hope one day all churches will be as welcoming.

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4 years

Dyspraxia

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4 years

I thought this stock image on a guardian article about river pollution was a homage to this painting

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6 years

@youngvulgarian This is what happens when people realise HP functions as a basic political allegory but don’t actual read properly complex books afterwards

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3 years

In other exciting personal news I am now confirmed to be doing an English MA at Oxford Brookes this academic year. Hitting the books after a year off will be a bit daunting but I'm excited for the challenge.

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Josh Harris

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4 months

Maybe I need a longer holiday because my first thought on seeing this was the Clergy Discipline Measure

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3 years

Got to the stage of lockdown where I drew my mum on a wooden spoon

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3 years

I am preaching tomorrow in one of Mum's churches while she is off. I don't think either of us would have expected this to happen when I was growing up.

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Josh Harris

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1 year

Finished my placement today at the Hospital Chaplaincy. It’s been a terrific few weeks. My confidence in myself and my ability to provide pastoral care and support has grown. It was a real privilege to observe the chaplains up close as they made the work of Christ known there.

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Me and mum in our matching jumpers #TeamBelieve

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