Happy anniversary to my wonderful husband and amazing father of my two adorable kids (they got all his genes, obviously),
@joshscorcher
- I love you and I am truly blessed to spend the rest of our lives with you.
One year ago today, I made the best decision I've ever made and married my best friend, my celebrity crush, and my other half,
@joshscorcher
He has supported me through a huge move and bad jobs, taken care of me through serious illness, and made me feel special.
First day of married life in a cabin in the middle of sleepy mountains. Hubby let me sleep in, we are getting massages, and he bought me a Pooh Bear plushie. Life is great today.
3 years ago today,
@joshscorcher
pulled me into a call. As his secretary, I thought I was in trouble, but instead he asked me if I liked him. I said yes. He said, "All right, I want to give us a shot."
Now I'm sick in a pandemic, but couldn't be happier. Happy dating anniversary!
Josh - "oh my gosh it's so sweet and NOT SCALDING HOT. Probably the best hot chocolate I have ever had, and that's saying something!"
He literally drank the whole thing immediately. I'd say the honeymoon is still going well. 😉🥰
Six months ago today, I got married to the wonderful, loving, kooky, handsome, intelligent, forgetful, imperfect, dorky, kind, sensitive, and amazing love of my life,
@joshscorcher
- it hasn't always been easy, but we make it work and keep loving each other every day.
I just wanted to publicly say how much I love and appreciate my husband
@joshscorcher
- he's a great dad and he is keeping me sane and alive.
I'm not "back". But I had a sleep-deprived urge to shout out my love for him somewhere public that he'd see. I love you, honey.
Valor watching Daddy kill things in Baldur's Gate III! He's been such a trooper today through the teething pain. Poor Velvet has been a bit more of a pickle today, lots of crying and bad naps.
Vel and Val love their Auntie Skittlecorn, Auntie Swamp Witch, and Uncle Swamp Gremlin!
They were so good at meeting new people even after 3 hours in car seats that they hate! I'm proud of them!
I left my only home today. I left the city I spent my entire life in, the city I had memorized nearly every corner of. I left my wonderful friends and family and my kitty. I'm still struggling with it, but I have my wonderful husband with me. And it's not goodbye forever, I know.
Today was my kids' first birthday. They had no clue, naturally, but they chose their Pokémon starters today. There will be video of it soon, lol. I won't spoil who they picked, but we did Gen 1 this year for them being 1!
I WISH that the Internet was safe enough for me to show a video of my son saying "Mama" or my daughter crawling. I would LOVE to share my beautiful kids with you all, you're so wonderful to us.
But unfortunately, we live in a dangerous world. And my babies' safety comes first.
I just want to remind people: there is nothing wrong with needing physical comfort. This is Teddy and Pooh. I’ve had them since I was a baby. And they still provide me comfort when I have panic attacks. All of us cope differently. I cope with stuffed animal hugs.
#mentalhealth
Two years ago today, we were on our honeymoon at Disneyland, and the housekeeping staff arranged our plushies like this since they knew it was our honeymoon. On our first night, they also left us flowers and snacks. Shout-out to Paradise Pier Housekeeping team
#DisneylandResort
So since the honeymoon is over, I can tell y'all all about it!
First we stayed up in the mountains where we snuggles up in a cabin, took a helicopter ride, and played video games!
Two years ago today, I said yes in front of most of Crystal Mountain Pony Con, including
@mouthnoize
who (as Celestia) blessed us.
I am so blessed to have accepted because I'm one lucky (sick) lady. Love you,
@joshscorcher
(art by
@Fuyuko_Yuki
)
It's fine.
I only carried them in my body for nine months.
Almost died giving birth to them.
Fed them with sustenance produced from my own body.
Stayed up all night so I could feed them every 2-3 hours and let "DADA" sleep.
It's all good. Really.
It's fine.
I only carried them in my body for nine months.
Almost died giving birth to them.
Fed them with sustenance produced from my own body.
Stayed up all night so I could feed them every 2-3 hours and let "DADA" sleep.
It's all good. Really.
I made Christmas dinner. All of it. Turkey so tender it fell off the bone, sauteed veggies, everything Mashed Potatoes, rolls, gravy, and citrus Madeira cake. *Flop* merry Christmas I go sleeps
Doctor's orders: take a break from all stressful activities. I'm uninstalling a lot, including Twitter, for a while. My BP is 163/97 rn, and I need to destress. Have one last Kori pic for the road.
There was an explosion outside of some sort - fireworks? gun? no clue - and she immediately bolted into Daddy's arms.
#KoriBurner
is a scaredy puppy and Daddy is her big protector. So cuuuuuuuuute!!! 🥰
All credits to the original artist, I can't draw worth garbage, but I NEED CRACK TOO OMG MY BACK HURTS ALL THE DANG TIME
@joshscorcher
YOU MUST LEEEEEEARN (plz)
I'm showing my kids "Bear in the Big Blue House". Both of them love different things.
Vel LOVES it when Bear sniffs her. She smiles and giggles when he does it.
But Val loves "The Goodbye Song", he perks up when he hears Luna and Bear.
I'm so happy. I loved this show too.
I asked, most of you said yes, so here it is! This is us at Christmas. He’s wearing the scarf that I commissioned him, and I wanted a scarf for the picture, so I’m wearing the pajammie pants his mom and dad got me as a scarf. I love you,
@joshscorcher
so very very much. 💜
I'm 27 years old. I was diagnosed with severe depression after a suicide attempt at 12, general anxiety at 18, and have been informally diagnosed with autism.
Everyone has a story. Remember that, and treat the struggles of others with kindness and dignity.
#WorldMentalHealthDay
In games with "moral" choices - Mass Effect, Undertale, Fable, Dragon Age, etc. - I always go the goody-two-shoes route.
Why?
Because it feels like you *FINALLY* get rewarded for being a decent human being. (1/4)
I know this is a day earlier, but since I have a feeling both
@joshscorcher
and
@FieryAramau
are going to be very busy on their wedding day, I thought why not post it for them to see and I hope you guys love it ^^. Consider this as my early wedding gift to you Josh and Ari ^^.
(Babies are in other room with Josh, I hear things)
*GRUDGE NOISES*
Me: Honey? Is everything okay?
Josh: Yeah
*SOUNDS OF THE DAMNED*
Me: What's going on?
Josh: Vel is just happily playing with her Pooh Bear toy. Aggressively gumming it.
*MURDEROUS EWOK*
Exactly one month from today, I will be Mrs. Burner. One. More. Month. Oh my gosh, guys, it's 31
#DaysUntilKaboom
and I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Just let me be Mrs.
@joshscorcher
already PLEEEEEEEEEASE????
65
#DaysUntilKaboom
and it’s official: WE GOT AN APARTMENT! We have our new home waiting for us after the wedding! Just have to move all my stuff. Cross country. Thank goodness it’ll be late fall!
@joshscorcher
and I will FINALLY live together!
My favorite material Christmas present is now right where he belongs! I love you
@joshscorcher
and I’m so thankful I got to spend Christmas with you and my new family. I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas/Yule/Hanukkah this year too!
HOLY CRAP I FINALLY GOT MY COVID TEST BACK FROM JUNE 27 AND IT WAS POSITIVE - I HAVE/HAD COVID.
And, not to mention, I was diagnosed with mono/Epstein Barr at my doctor appointment on Thursday!
I WAITED TWO WEEKS FOR COVID RESULTS AND PUT MY FAMILY AT RISK, AND I'M STILL SICK!!!
Another doctor's appointment tomorrow. I wonder if anyone is going to figure out what the heck is wrong with me...
Oh and still no COVID test results!!!
Mask done. Teeth whitening strips done. Lip moisturizer on. Shaved. Showered.
I AM READY!!! 1
#DayUntilKaboom
...also have a
#weasleythetabby
for the road.
#KoriBurner
: wat do daddy
@joshscorcher
: looking at memes, my dear
Kori: lotta memes
Josh: I am a bit of a connoisseur.
Kori: why they all have this Sora guy
Josh: Because perfection
Kori: Oh. But I'm right here.
Josh: ...this is true
Beware of
@ZoominTV
- they haven't paid my husband
@joshscorcher
since September. If you want to support us, please donate to Josh on StreamLabs, Patreon, or buying merch from us.
I'm so angry. So is he.
I just want to remind everyone that
@joshscorcher
and I will be less active online from November 2-10, possibly even until the 20th, due to the honeymoon and moving me halfway across the country. (Yes, I’m moving to Texas.) We won’t be dead! Just busy! 18
#DaysUntilKaboom
Please remember my children are preemies. They were 4 weeks early. Had an emergency C-section because my organs were failing.
This is important to remember when I say this:
Val is seven months on Saturday. And he's already wearing 12-month clothes and weighs almost 20 lbs.
Obviously, for personal reasons, this year has been amazing for
@joshscorcher
and I. We tried for almost 8 months and we were successful in our pregnancy endeavors.
And next year will be even better with our two (Josh screams "TWO!" from the other room) babies.
...Kori might be feeling a little jealous of her sister Vel.
I'm sorry, doggo, but little hoomans need a bit more attention at the moment! They'll play with you soon!
So I finally have a wedding ring!
(Background: my beautiful engagement ring was damaged when he proposed, after several fixes and resizing, the band doesn't fit as is super loose so I haven't worn it except for special occasions. This makes me feel like his sidepiece when (1/2)
Okay, I wanna brag about my Grammy for a second, everyone. The first picture was taken at Josh’s little brother’s wedding. The second is a painting she made for
@joshscorcher
and me. My Grammy is best Grammy.
My kids turned nine months old last week.
They've been out of my body for the same amount of time they were in it. (Sorry for the grossness, but we were all in our mothers' bellies at one point!)
Vel is almost walking, Val can sit himself up and he's a very fast army crawler.
Hey, guys? I want you to make me a promise.
I want you guys to promise me that you will tell your partner when you are worried or stressed or hurting. Because a good partner will want to hear about it. A good partner will not allow you to be alone. And we LOVE being with you.
I commissioned the amazing and wonderful
@Lightning_Bliss
to make this for our anniversary, but I couldn't wait! So here,
@joshscorcher
part 1 of your anniversary gift! EEEEEEEEE!!!!
Happy birthday to my friend, my hero, my comforter, my snugglebug, and the love of my life. You have brought me so much joy and love, more than I ever thought I deserved. I love you,
@joshscorcher
via
@YouTube