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josh kettles 🤙🏼

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3 months

BREAKING: Q has arrived at the 2024 #MetGala

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Not sure what the story is here yet, but I genuinely hope Q has broken everyone’s trust enough that he goes the rest of the game without anyone telling him who to vote — and he just randomly votes for whoever he’s not vibing with that night #survivor

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This photo contains the only known Cirie haters to ever exist. #TheTraitorsUs

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6 months

is Cirie the most universally loved reality TV contestant ever? Who else even is in competition? incredible to be so good at deceiving lying and backstabbing and still be so beloved.

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Americans will use anything except the metric system #survivor #survivor46

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Are we beyond the “That Show’s Still On?” Era of Survivor? #survivor

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“You'd need several guys to pull that off…” #survivor #survivor46 #jelinsky

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The central question for me ahead of Wednesday’s finale: Will Charlie—despite being the indisputably dominant strategist of the season—be doomed to suffer an Aubry-esque fate and be passed over by his jury in favor of a charismatic, Michele-esque contender in Kenzie? #survivor

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what is the relationship between king kong and godzilla? is it just that they're both big guys

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Charlie: The Anti-Jesse Jesse masterfully navigated his way into an endgame where he risked everything to avoid being in this Charlie spot at FTC — where there could be debate over whether he should win — but in doing so was cut before reaching FTC. 1/2 #survivor

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Kendrick 100% watches Survivor

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9 months

Kellie to Bruce (paraphrased): “Don't wear feathers In your hair at tribal. People mock you. And do your tai chi in private where no one can see you.” #survivor #survivor45

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2 months

Absolutely gutted for Charlie. I have nothing but respect for the game he played and for the way he carried himself through that nightmare of an aftershow. He immediately joins the elite tier of “best to never win” players for me. #survivor

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2 months

The central question for me ahead of Wednesday’s finale: Will Charlie—despite being the indisputably dominant strategist of the season—be doomed to suffer an Aubry-esque fate and be passed over by his jury in favor of a charismatic, Michele-esque contender in Kenzie? #survivor

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9 months

Kaleb and Emily this season without the rest of Lulu #survivor #survivor45

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9 months

What do you mean you’re “On Fire with Jeff Probst: The Only Official Survivor Podcast” for Halloween? #survivor #survivor45

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2 months

Charlie masterfully navigated his way into an endgame where he was never at risk of being cut before FTC — but lost a close FTC vote. The two best non-winners of the New Era, both going out on their own terms via well-calculated risks. 🤝2/2

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2 years

“Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by Cirie.” #TheTraitorsUS #CIRIE

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9 months

By losing his vote but then winning immunity, Bruce essentially achieved “Safety Without Power” the hard way. #survivor

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The Moon rn

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1 year

I can’t recommend this EXTREMELY thoughtful documentary enough. Instead of being simply sensational, it artfully explains & critiques the systems and institutions that enabled the abuse—and they picked great subj matter experts too like @kkdumez & Josh Pease. #shinyhappypeople

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2 years

Coach, one minute after meeting Stephen at the Tocantins merge #survivor

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1 year

While I’m so glad that Bruce gets a second chance on 45 and hope he does well, I also can’t help but celebrate that there exists a 1 in 18 chance that Francesca—if Bruce is voted out first—will no longer be the statistically worst Survivor player of all time. #survivor

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1 year

Here are the first 12 castaways of #Survivor45

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2 months

Typical #Survivor In-Season Tweets by Placement: Pre-Merge: OMG. I’m so quirky! Early Jury: Here’s a link to my merch and my reasonably-priced cameo. Robbed G.oddesses: It’s all good. I’m totally fine. I have a great life. Winner: Idk how Twitter works but love you all! 💖

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5 months

According to Jelinsky, they’re both right. There are several days in a week. #survivor

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3 years

They released one image from the new LOTR show and Twitter is not disappointing. I love nerds.

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Name a more iconic inanimate object in Survivor history. I’ll wait. 🪜

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9 months

CBS seems to really be investing in marketing Survivor on a different level. I thought it was just because of the writer’s strike—but I think it’s going so far now that it can’t just be that. Seems like they’ve realized how valuable the show is. Great time to be a #Survivor fan!

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@gabebergado When you get both vaccine doses but still get COVID because you didn’t wait two weeks afterward to start socializing.

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1 year

Your Holiness, Holy Father, Bishop of Rome and Vicar of Jesus Christ…

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The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

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We’ll always have this moment #SurvivorAU

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Leaked photo of George & Simon on Day 47 #SurvivorAU

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. @survivorcbs Season 7, Episode 10 “Swimming With Sharks”

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2 years

This is unquestionably an all-time bio prompt response

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2 years

The #Survivor 43 cast has hit the beach! Check out the photos AND bios for the newest group of 18 castaways that includes a pet cremator, a Paralympian, a heart valve specialist, and the first contestants from Hawaii:

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1 year

I’ve never cared a second what a Duggar was up to, but I do care deeply about Christian reform in the areas of patriarchy, authoritarianism and right wing politics. This documentary is really an examination on those things, Trojan horsed into a doc about the Duggars.

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Chanelle after Jeff finishes reading the votes and they're tied 2-2: #survivor42 #Survivor

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2 years

If you’re not starting 2023 by watching Survivor Tocantins on Netflix, are you really living?

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1 year

Javier clarified with me how he feels about Alpha Team today, having watched the show back. Full Interview ➡️ #Outlast #OutlastNetflix #Netflix

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. @robcesternino I see you lmao 💀

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@bykevinclark Zero dark birdie

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“kArLa aNd jEsSe hAtE wOmEn sO i’M aLlOwEd tO hArRaSs tHeM”

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2 years

No context spoilers from Only Murders finale #OnlyMudersInTheBuilding

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4 months

“It’s getting the best of me.”

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us in another universe

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Dee’s speech after accepting her Oscar #survivor

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4 years

@MEPFuller Thank you for documenting this. Take photos. The world cannot forget this.

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My favorite TV genre is is shows where #Cirie pulls aside a fellow contestant—in whom she sees a lot of herself—and gives them a pep talk

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1 year

Down for Love is a 10/10 for me. #downforlove #netflix

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1 year

Survivor players that have been on our screens for more episodes than Shonee: - Boston Rob - Parvati End of list. 🤯🤯🤯 #SurvivorAU #Survivor #Shontent

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1 year

Shonee is the most fun player in the global franchise of #SurvivorAU This season showed how she can make every scene and everyone she interacts with more fun! Beyond grateful she’s graced us with her presence three times! 😭

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Perhaps my favorite tidbit from this podcast with Javier is him describing the unaired booby trap he laid for Team Alpha. Full Interview ➡️ #Outlast #OutlastNetflix

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1 year

@stephenfishbach Jeff to Carson after he loses fire:

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2 years

In the spirit of @ArtButSports , here’s a 🧵 I’ll add to of #ArtButMakeItSurvivor : # 1 Isaac's Servant Tying the Bracelet on Rebecca's Arm by Benjamin West, 18th Century #survivor

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“Black Lives Matter” #survivor

Omar Ahmad Zaheer, DVM, Dipl. ACZM

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Seems like a good time for a game. Trigger a #survivor player in 3 words or less. I’ll start but keep it fun. Mateship, honour, integrity.

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9 months

Between Jeff’s tweet to me on Tuesday and then the incredible experience of watching that #Survivor45 episode at the #RHAP event on Wednesday & connecting with fans & players afterward, I am a little worried I’ve peaked as a #Survivor fan.

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Wearing a black tux instead of a Q skirt to the Met Gala?

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I’m ready for the second survivor revenge arc of 2023. #survivorau #survivor #frankinship #shiz

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5 months

Very tempted to do a thread of these (even though I have much better things to do) #survivor #survivor46

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“You'd need several guys to pull that off…” #survivor #survivor46 #jelinsky

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1 year

Seeing as this is the first time Sia gave $100k to a third place finisher, I think this officially makes Carolyn’s $195,000 ($85k for 🥉, $100k from Sia, $10k reunion appearance fee), the most any non-winner has ever earned playing in one season of Survivor. #survivor

Rob's Fact Checker

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The full list of Sia Money recipients. #Survivor

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#survivor #survivor46 Q: “You’re the Phillip to my Boston Rob.” Audience: That’s so demeaning!!! Bhanu:

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My vote is Kenzie beating out Charlie, because as (David) Murphy’s Law states: “Anything that can Kaoh Rong will Kaoh Rong.”

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@SurvDiversity

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2 years

I honestly forgot Rupert got third place on Guatemala 😂

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In 2005, after coming up short on Survivor: Guatemala, I was asked on The Early Show if I’d ever play Survivor again. Little did I know 18 years later I’d be living in a castle in Scotland and getting buried alive lol catch The Traitors on @peacock NOW! #TheTraitorsUS

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@perksofbeingHC

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5 months

Aight, I had to do one more to honor the legend that is David “I am the Monster” Jelinsky. #Survivor #Survivor46

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Very tempted to do a thread of these (even though I have much better things to do) #survivor #survivor46

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HYPOTHETICALLY if I got to sit down with the greatest Reality TV villain in at least a decade, what would you want me to ask her? 🤫 @Silent_Podcasts #outlast #outlastnetflix

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4 years

@SenWarren Thank you, senator. Can’t wait to hear how Trump will blame Biden for him catching COVID-19.

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@stephenfishbach Kenzie’s winning storyline is to become the Gabler of this season. Charlie & Maria turn on each other, her mermaid tail forks into a dragon’s and she “breathes fire” at the Final 4, giving her an edge over some combo of Ben/Liz/Q.

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I owe so many meaningful memories & friendships to the hard work & passion of this one man. 46 seasons in the bag, and yet he shared for 30 mins with us about ideas & hopes for the future of the show. Thank you, Jeff. #survivor

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#ArtButMakeItSurvivor Crucifixion (chromolitho) by English School, (19th century) #survivor

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@SurvDiversity Nat B’s move to convince Erik to give him the immunity necklace was just as bad (if not worse) of a move than Erik’s decision to do it. Her only path to victory was to go with him to the end. He knew this and tried to build an ally, while she eliminated her 1 option to win.

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Still one of the greatest lines in Survivor history 🔥 Nobody has played — nor ever will play — the “Godfather” role better than Tom. #survivor

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“Tomorrow we make our apologies, tonight we make our move.” - Tom #Survivor #SurvivorHeroesVsVillains

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Absolutely ZERO shade to Cassidy. I actually feel bad for her having to deal with people appropriating her face to spew hatred.

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@8BallBangers Isaiah, with all do respect, you sound like this man rn

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@JeffProbst @CBS @survivorcbs @Rick_Devens Thank you, Jeff, from the whole Kettles family!! Both for the kind tweet and for all you’ve done to make @survivorcbs our favorite show 🔥 Can’t wait to thank you in person out there in Fiji one day 😉

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Entire city of San Diego is now officially on PANDA WATCH as of this morning

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3 years

After five years of listening, I’m excited to finally become an #RHAP patron!

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#ArtButMakeItSurvivorMOTHERS Moses, by Selmar Hess, 1894 X @robcesternino #survivor #artbutmakeitsurvivor

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@omarzaheerdvm Her last name is Hawk, so I think she knows more about birds than you! 😉

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#ArtButMakeItSurvivor The Wedding Feast of Samson by Rembrandt, 1638 @BKdegreaser69 @_iamtevindavis @TheLizWilcox88 @kenziepetty__ @TiffyCrazyCool #survivor #survivor46

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UPDATE: @charlieLdavis has become the first person of the New Era to successfully survive two tribal councils after winning two immunity challenges by the Final 8 (without relying on winning another immunity). #survivor

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Charlie is the first person since Ricard to win two individual immunity challenges by the Final 8 and survive one tribal council (without winning another immunity).

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Live look at @survivorcbs ’s instagram page right now! 🤯 #survivor

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# 3 The Lamentation by Marco Basaiti, 16th Century #ArtButMakeItSurvivor #survivor

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#ArtButMakeItSurvivor # 7 Achilles on Skyros by Unknown, 1st Century #survivor

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“I can do this all day.” - Basile #survivor #survivor45

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@adrian_miral 45 ratings are higher than 46, but I believe that’s because Fall TV is generally more popular. A better comparison is to 44 since they aired the same time in 2023 and 2024, and 46 ratings are up from 44 📈

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@Chappells_Show She’s someone—who like Parvati or Tyson—started as a very fun character in her first season, but whose gameplay abilities have grown significantly with each appearance. She is an icon, fan favorite, and has unquestionably developed into a great Survivor player

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The puzzle pieces are all starting to come together #survivor #survivor46

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I intentionally threw a fantasy football match last week because I thought it would get me a better matchup for the first round of playoffs… I was right. ✨

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@JeffProbst @survivorcbs @CBS

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@survivor_joey We know he certainly loves the alphabet game!

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@CBS @survivorcbs

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@JeffProbst HE CLAIMS HE ONCE HAD THIS DREAM WHERE A VERSION OF HIMSELF CALLED “SURVIVOR GUY” APPEARED TO HIM LIKE A CATHOLIC SAINT, AND THIS BEING GAVE HIM NEW CATCH PHRASES LIKE “SORRY FOR YOU” AND HE NOW CHANNELS THIS PERSONA ON THE ISLAND WHEN INTERACTING WITH THE PLAYERS IN THIS NEW ERA

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“What’s his name ❓ What was his birth 👶 name?” Introducing Harland Theodore Kettles

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@TheMarshyBear My view is that Arie: 1) Knew he had lost (other three were tight) 2) Wanted to preserve his “good guy” reputation moving forward 3) Was satisfied to let Cirie win after the amazing season she played and friendship they formed #TheTraitorsUS

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This man was by far the most impressive player in episode one of #SurvivorAU . Every convo shown of him, he was making positive, connecting comments (eg “bet you would have a great trivia team name”/“you’ve gotta be a pro powerlifter”) @warnock_mark is my official winner pick ✅