gabby pascuzzi Profile Banner
gabby pascuzzi Profile
gabby pascuzzi

@gabbypascuzzi

24,634
Followers
1,227
Following
537
Media
12,943
Statuses

social psych phd student researching close relationships, rep for @GSEUatUB , i tweet lots abt reality tv & was on survivor s37. she/her 🇵🇭🇺🇲

Buffalo, NY
Joined December 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
6 months
0
42
509
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
i feel like maybe the government should pay for care for veterans and not winners of #survivor
93
570
6K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 months
seeing charlie's face as maria explains why she didn't vote for him.. i am actually devastated for him. to each their own but wowwiewow #survivor
93
215
6K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
4 years
everyone the past 20 years: survivor? that show's still on? everyone this quarantine: i have discovered an indie reality tv show on netflix that has gone unheard of for 40 seasons. you might think it's about survival skills but it's ACTUALLY about relationships and complex socia
37
668
5K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
if i won immunity for f3 i would simply bring firemaking materials to tribal council and set it up at the same time as the firemaking challenge and just demonstrate that i could hypothetically beat both of them rather than giving up my spot at immunity. #survivor
37
165
4K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
"that's saying i'm subconsciously racist" - white guy with dreads #survivor drea & maryanne having to comfort jonathan in a time of THEIR distress is... you know.
118
314
3K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
5 months
i would be so bad at the amazing race because i'd be too embarrassed to run in public with a backpack on
11
123
3K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
oh my god lindsay immediately finding the hole in jonathan's plan PLEASE that blank stare from him will live in my head forever #survivor
25
94
3K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
3 years
tonight i celebrate a woman, a woman of color, a filipina winning my favorite show! tomorrow i burn down the show for under-editing her pre-merge 🙃 #survivor
46
182
3K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
PoC players not only have to contend with subconscious biases from other players but also the perception of the audience. maryanne having the foresight to protect against what audience will say WHILE IN THE GAME adds so much cognitive & emotional load #survivor
54
230
3K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
cassidy debunking the stupid pseudo-strategic move to take yourself OUT of final 3 and make fire, because she feels confident enough in her game, is my FAVORITE FINAL TRIBAL ARGUMENT EVER #survivor
33
125
3K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
THIS SEASON OF #SURVIVOR MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE WHAT IS HAPPENING
49
188
3K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
oh my god claire saying "excuse me" and casually ruining the game of someone she's never met is so funny #survivor
13
134
3K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
just wondering why they made the lulu tribe... like that. #survivor
43
95
3K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
looks like shit can't wait to play it
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
1 year
#Survivor : Castaway Island, developed by Magic Pockets, has been announced for consoles and PC — releasing October 3, 2023. “As you navigate the treacherous landscape, you’ll need to rely on your survival instinct and strategy to remain in the competition. Every decision you
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
91
136
3K
14
137
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
this is iconic. an hourglass is not iconic. the survivor sanctuary is not iconic. melting the idol at tribal is iconic. #survivor
8
93
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
hahaha omar and hai actively dismissing the all men's alliance is everything i need #survivor
17
68
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
last week there was an anti-gay & transphobic speaker at my campus. this week i find out that a former friend voted for a bill that harms the rights of people like me & my friends. people are getting bolder with what they're saying out loud. we cannot go on like this!!
28
108
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
4 years
My plans 2020
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
22
131
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
if christian hubicki had talked like that during our five hour challenge i would have tried to vote him out way sooner #survivor
15
56
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
maryanne is playing the game i wish i'd been playing. i am the number 1 marystanne for life. she is the epitome of balancing emotions & strategy and she is an ICON forever no matter what happens. #survivor
15
57
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
3 months
THREE in a row??!!!??? i have never mourned not having ponderosa more than right now #survivor
18
70
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 months
well at least now that the season is over they can finally tweet freely and we can see what great friends they all are now #survivor
18
31
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
6 years
Hot take. You can be emotional & vulnerable in private, and also calm & competent when you have to perform a task. Keep that in mind when you call women overly emotional and assume that their personal life and disposition means they can’t do their work in a professional setting.
58
150
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
carolyn is ur favorite survivor player's favorite survivor player. and she plays like a two-time player. i am obsessed. #survivor
20
69
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
3 years
it's super wild that a bunch of people will be watching #survivor live tomorrow for the first time ever since it was so many's quarantine binge. welcome to the cult and remember the golden rule is not to complain about spoilers if you go on twitter before you watch the ep!!!
22
105
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
8 months
dee revealing the julie move and that she saved austin is THEE FTC move and she held onto it until the end #survivor
12
57
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
this will go down as one of my favorite #survivor seasons of all time!!! the cast was incredibly fun and played hard; the storytelling was engaging, heartfelt and funny; and our winner is an iconic breaking of the mould.
12
31
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
i think the most important thing casting can do is cast diverse, KIND people. such a fun and positive season when the people are just good people. #survivor
48
89
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
6 years
Cried when casting my vote because I was conflicted after a very close FTC and was making a million dollar decision. I love the game and took my duty as a jury member seriously. Y’all complain about bitter juries but also complain when someone cares enough to cry?? BYE
89
45
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
jeff probst during family visits:
@brianjoralvarez
Brian Jordan Alvarez
1 year
we all have that one brother who is one of our siblings
17
214
3K
6
86
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
i wanna show this episode to everyone who doesn't get why i am obsessed with #survivor . that was honest to god amazing television 💖
18
94
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
5 months
i want the gecko. i want the gecko in my home as a beanbag. #survivor
20
106
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
11 months
i can't believe that @zachwurt 's younger brother, a 21-year-old with barely more than peach fuzz adorning his upper lip, is helping orchestrate a house flip against cirie fields, four time survivor player. #bb25
13
41
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
9 months
Jake's inner thespian is coming out with the "my" idol line, absolutely luv him #survivor
9
41
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
3 years
oh it makes me so sad that Liana had to be prescient enough to preemptively explain to viewers who are going to complain about these important, vulnerable, real conversations about race happening on #survivor and she explained it beautifully
22
90
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
4 years
SORRY THEY NAMED THEIR BABY W H A T
Tweet media one
43
80
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
3 months
q being the only one who voted for ben was the cherry on top of that episode lmfao #survivor
10
42
2K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
6 years
10k people now follow me on Twitter, which means you all have entered an implicit arrangement to love and respect me, laugh at every joke I make, and agree with all of my opinions. I will use this platform for sharing very important messages, like that a hotdog is not a sandwich.
105
29
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 months
the music with the rhythmic machete strike... okay #survivor u slayed.. someone got freaky in garageband
15
71
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
this time of year is when gay people who love to rank things really shine
10
109
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
6 months
no...... i can't have shea coulee get mad at me when she gets to my season.... i can't live like that.....
@SheaCoulee
CEASEFIRE 🇵🇸
6 months
Recently started watching Survivor for the first time, and this game genuinely gets me heated. People are such snakes, this dirty ass game play pisses me off!
110
30
3K
11
8
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
5 years
Ok I know a lot of you follow me because of #Survivor and I didn’t get to tweet about the premiere. I’m sure my voice was sorely missed, because there weren’t enough former players tweeting their insight. Here is mine. why they slide down big slide face first get sand in face
23
36
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
3 years
if someone messages me mean things after david vs goliath goes on netflix i'm spoiling the season for them :')
30
14
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
what does a merge even mean anymore #survivor
17
50
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
#survivor is a hard, traumatic (see bruce's reaction), and unpredictable experience. several years ago i did a retrospective survey for @daltonross ; here is my advice for superfans who want to pursue their dream of playing. i mean it with the utmost kindness and empathy.
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
28
63
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
5 years
Wishing a happy happy birthday to my favorite nerd—“not to call you a nerd, but I call myself a nerd...” Your friendship means the world to me and I’m sorry I helped us both lose Survivor!!! Btw that jacket is sharp and you should wear it more??
Tweet media one
15
10
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
HERE GOES. @BrandonDonlon is the kindest and most loyal friend you can have. he will pick up your facetime, he will be DD, he will make you smile. he's also so open & faces the unknown head on -- every time we meet he asks if i can show him a new food he hasn't tried yet 🥺
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
20
16
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
how is this the best episode of #survivor in a long long time. i am captivated. emily is play-ing. the cover up stories are adding fog. my fav game is back 😎
3
36
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
i can't stop thinking about it #survivor
Tweet media one
3
34
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 months
im not saying that kenzie's social game isn't fantastic and could win, but if everyone agrees maria would have won and charlie who played alongside her (+a move over her) doesn't win.. i will be sad for him lol #survivor
29
31
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
if anyone has an idol now would be the time to use it jeff? *stands up* *slowly starts roasting the candle over the fire*
@they0ungknight
Owen Knight
10 months
Can Sabiyah toss that thing in the fire at tribal??? #Survivor #Survivor45
45
33
1K
8
48
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
3 years
wishing a belated (on twitter) birthday to my buddy @chubicki !!! here's a picture of us reuniting for alison's wedding a few weeks ago - my first time seeing him and emily since finale week three years ago (?! how??). we decided to switch island hairstyles (minus the beard).
Tweet media one
12
10
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
#survivor45 1) disappointing ending but don't be a freak to a human woman online 2) so proud of my buddy brandon for being so vulnerable and lovable on natl tv 3) jake's my winner prediction based on just the premiere (sorry jake) 4) this cast will be messy as hell <3 5) women <3
13
30
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
this reunion would be so much better with the prejury people like WHERE ARE THEY, THEY ARE IN A HOTEL IN FIJI, BRING THEM HERE. ELIE WAS BROUGHT UP LIKE 27 TIMES IN THIS FINALE. #survivor
12
25
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
my only #survivor tweet is to say i am so grateful for jesse keeping the survey methodology of jeff's questioning in check. a quantitative data king
7
38
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
4 years
So does that pop song they keep playing on Survivor only have that one lyric
26
43
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
sorry but he doesn't make the JURY even after earning the merge???? what is this game lol #survivor
18
33
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
5 years
Tweet for what u believe in!! No tears here thanks to @HaloTopCreamery ’s sweet gift ❤️😇
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
45
32
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
5 months
this plan to give the fake idol to jess... kinda feels like swatting a fly with a sledgehammer. maybe i don't get the threat of the SITD as an ~old player~ tho whatever #survivor
30
26
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
4 years
Is this the only way we’ll finally get more women winners
@Survivor_Reddit
Survivor Reddit
4 years
A gender swap of all the winners! 😱 Who is your favorite? #Survivor
Tweet media one
216
116
1K
28
54
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
i am sure emily is a nice woman irl but how can we avoid casting people who want to quit in the future? it's been 3 days my gal ur still digesting the ponderosa meals! not to mention my bestie brandon who's already not in a great spot now lost his only close ally #survivor
20
14
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
wonder how many of the people that said they'd stop watching #survivor last week will be tuning in tonight bc this season is freakin good
1
22
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
8 months
STAY POSITIVE TEST NEGATIVE OH WE'RE STANNING #survivor
11
47
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
#survivor @TulaneOwen i am SOOOO proud of you, you fought your way to the end and you were so lovable and funny and humble and earnest the whole way through AND you absolutely smashed the challenges. proud to know you 💛
9
18
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
blue rly thinks we're eating her up :| #bb25
40
27
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
haven't tweeted at all this #survivor ep but NEED to say that lynze is an absolutely ridonkulous spelling that harkens back to s1 sue hawk
20
11
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
it's a pic of my face bc today's my birthday and if you want to buy me a drink, v*nmo me (same handle as here). why would you do that? im nice and hot and funny and it will cure my depression. glad i made it to 29 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 thx to everyone who helped me do that :)
Tweet media one
78
8
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
do you guys remember when frannie casually cleared this america ninja warrior ass wall #survivor
13
20
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
yam yam i am on my couch screaming at you not to vote out carolyn 😭 #survivor
10
21
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
yes maryanne is a CONTENDER and not a sacrificial lamb!!!! we love an underdog arc!!!!! #survivor
3
30
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
5 months
i do not want jess to go home first because in her pregame press she referred to me as an example of how asian women don't have to go home first and uhhh i'd like that to not be the case here. #survivor
13
19
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
"may i offer you a papaya in these trying times" im so dead #survivor
7
44
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
9 months
maybe if mike would have answered this question differently he could have won
@lewispreadows
Lewis
9 months
@gabbypascuzzi @robcesternino Gabby you're being such a hater but I got you covered
1
5
266
4
20
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
i could not be happier that frannie and matt are giving you all what you all projected onto me and christian HAHAHA do you see what gold you actually get when the footage is there???? #survivor
13
9
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
this cast was so amazing but the actual season has felt like a brantsteele simulation this whole time #survivor
10
46
993
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
"it's personal" is a reason for voting someone out that should be used more 🩷 #survivor
13
26
1K
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
when @they0ungknight went on #survivor my advice to him was quit sugar and caffeine. just for good measure let's assume nicotine and other addictive substances should be on that list :)
10
18
992
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
8 months
i feel like if jake and katurah communicated they could have voted out dee lmao bc katurah would have voted for dee if she knew jake was saving her #survivor
39
27
967
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
my girl frannie talking about emotions when i tell you I've never felt so seen by two women players more than frannie and carolyn #survivor
12
27
963
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
3 years
avoided politics talk until my brother landed on the bowser revolution space in mario party superstar and bowser redistributed all of our coins evenly and then my mom was like see this is the communist future you want
6
41
951
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
5 years
Strategy and blindsides are great, but what really makes me LOVE #Survivor is when people from different life paths are forced to live together. So impressed & moved by the conversation tonight about race and privilege. Props to the producers for not shying away from the topic.
10
69
924
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
YOU ALL BETTER VENMO DEE FOR THAT SCENE #survivor
6
23
951
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
4 years
ok everyone has been asking so YES i did the amazing race and YES charlie is pretty upset that my partner was a guy i met on tinder
Tweet media one
44
10
920
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
10 months
the losing flint is silly!! it doesn't translate to the TV show at all & makes the contestants suffer needlessly for what! THEMATICALLY IT MAKES NO SENSE bc they got marooned, brought 4 changes of clothes, but forgot their flint? how do they light their torches? cmon :( #survivor
21
14
930
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
OPE. idk about interrupting another's answer (first answer) and showing a misperception of their strategy while they're talking about perceptions lol #survivor
16
13
922
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
5 months
DENTISTS: oral health is important for overall health! INSURANCE: teeth are luxury health bones. we must s e p a r a t e the m o ut h bo n e s from the o t h er b o ne s. sep arat e the m .
9
37
927
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
5 years
i am very soft please do not honk at me. if u honk at me u will hurt my feelings. however,,,, i get to honk at anyone i want thank you
22
93
897
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
3 months
if venus vafa has a million fans i am one of them! if venus vafa has one fan it is me!! if venus vafa has no fans it means i am dead !! #survivor
15
59
915
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
3 years
ricard is literally so good at this game and i hope he got to celebrate with his husband and babies when he got back 😭 #survivor
8
11
906
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
4 months
i haven't tweeted about #survivor in like three weeks but i am making it my life's mission to find and hunt down elsbeth bc why did she just pop up in the middle of the fijian jungle
17
24
913
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
1 year
lauren seems so purehearted, it's a shame we didn't see more of her because i really don't like factoring people out of my winner predictions due to having completely invisible episodes #survivor
9
19
902
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
6 years
One taught me love One taught me patience One taught me pain
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
21
68
870
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
8 months
boston rob mariano is referenced in s4e15 of 30 rock for me and about three dozen other viewers
21
21
901
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
i still hate the do or die and i especially hate it at f7 #survivor
14
21
889
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
6 years
Just want to go on record saying I am vehemently against pineapple on pizza. I still ate it on the island because the enzymes in pineapple actually help break down meat proteins. But I need people to know my stance on Hawaiian pizza.
57
31
872
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
6 years
Nah annoying and cries too much
@survivorcbs
SURVIVOR
6 years
Do you feel for Gabby right now? #Survivor
92
28
541
34
41
834
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
you always gotta look in the trussy 🌴 #survivor
20
39
874
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
11 months
i haven't said too much abt jared almost being on my season of #survivor - i wonder if he was planning on keeping his mom a secret or not (i knew bc i am a freak like izzy)... but he sat next to me on the plane and watched an episode of gamechangers so i guess not 😭
17
12
875
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
6 years
My mom: What does “stan” mean? Me: What are you reading? My mom: Reddit. Me: NO!!!!
18
42
848
@gabbypascuzzi
gabby pascuzzi
2 years
eldest daughters it's time to text your siblings about what they're doing for mother's day
17
57
863