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🌎 @buffalobills , @ussoccer , @houstonrockets fan. Into nutrition, wellness, music, money, grammar, and being a good dad. #BillsMafia

Maryland, USA
Joined April 2020
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4 years
Jordan Palmer on Josh Allen: "I don't think there's a ceiling. I think Josh is physically the most gifted athlete we've had play this position in the NFL." "There's a ways to go...we're not even close to the ceiling." #BillsMafia
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@meetmikehiggins They didn't have the $20K to invest in 2007. Posts like this are silly.
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3 years
@dejesus0406 @morgannramey Don't eat sugar. Don't drink calories. Use 16/8 intermittent fasting, don't snack. Eat three meals of real food on a consistent schedule, up to 600 calories per meal. Exercise an hour a day. Don't drink diet soda.
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2 years
@_Rest_less_ The most absurd logic. Sperm is not the same as a fertilized egg. It's hard for me to wrap my head around how people find this logical.
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@ktthegr8one @_Rest_less_ Oh my gosh. This logic again? If left uninterrupted, sperm dies and is nothing. On the other hand, a fertilized egg, if left uninterrupted, becomes a human being (barring miscarriage). Can you not see the difference?
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4 years
@billscher @jaketapper What kind of government system gives the Senate majority leader absolute power to control whether or not any and all bills are even voted on? This is perverse. What kind of a country is this?
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4 years
@Schwarzenegger Mr. Schwarzenegger, I am a big fan of yours. You have made a difference in my life. But this right here is the single most beautiful thing you have done. You are a Great American: not just great, but Great with a capital G, to be long remembered. God bless you, and thank you. 🇺🇸
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4 years
@Marcel_LJ @97RockBuffalo "I might get in trouble for this..." Yeah, you might. Suggest you listen to that voice inside your head next time... cancel culture coming hard for this dude.
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2 years
@shackbully @_Rest_less_ @lsfarmer311 No. If left uninterrupted, sperm dies and is nothing. On the other hand, a fertilized egg, if left uninterrupted, becomes a human being (barring miscarriage). Can you not see the difference?
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2 years
There are a lot of things the #Bills can regret from three losses, but looking back, I earnestly believe the Bills would be 9-0 if Jordan Poyer plays against Miami, NYJ, and the Vikings. #BillsMafia
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3 years
@ravenwizardd @PFF Is this a joke? Do you watch football?
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10 months
@cjeffers1119 @NFLRookieWatxh You don't watch football if you think Hurts is better than Allen. Give us all a break.
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3 years
I love Al Michaels reminding Collinsworth, who is obviously biased, that Buffalo was without Milano as well.
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2 years
@ProFootballTalk The cleanest solution was to also cancel KC-LV. So easy. But no. Gotta gift KC yet another year of homefield advantage, rip it away from the Bills, and force the Bills to play on the first weekend of the playoffs when they're the team that desperately needs rest after the events.
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3 years
@marliecet @dejesus0406 @morgannramey If for some reason you must choose between a regular or diet on occasion, I'd still go with diet, but the overwhelming majority of research has linked diet soda to obesity and metabolic issues. It largely has to do with the body's insulin response.
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2 years
@severinocamj @UberFacts I have never heard the word "votive" in my life
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4 years
@OffBassTHO @HannesSchwabe @Lj_era8 That's the giveaway. I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt until I saw that.
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@adhdlibrary "God won't give you more than you can handle." This is completely unbiblical.
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3 years
@chanjones55 Literally 99% of these comments are Bills fans. Let's go!
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2 years
@DepravedCarin @UberFacts Because the burger is full of protein and fat, while the fries are mostly carbs and potentially higher in calories as well. Of course, it depends on the type of burger we're talking about and how many fries
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2 years
@ProFootballTalk It is utterly hilarious that the Chiefs benefit from this while the Bills, the team most affected and most deserving of grace, get the ultimate shaft.
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2 years
@ThaFreedomSuite @Phil_Lewis_ I'm glad he'll do life without parole instead of being killed today. Won't he suffer more that way? I want him to suffer as much as possible, for as long as possible
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@mithenmor60 The one release that I can't understand and can't get behind. You were my favorite Bill.
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3 years
@WillBlackmon The equivalent is more like Vontae Davis quitting at halftime. He was universally criticized and mocked.
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1 year
@faiygo_ The screams of the toddler are utterly heartbreaking, both for the horror of the moment and what she will deal with for years to come. After she's kicked, she reaches for her mommy, who is unable to comfort her because she is being beaten. I don't understand how humans do this.
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2 years
@GovLarryHogan "In compliance with the Constitution, I am directing the Maryland State Police to make it more likely that Marylanders will die in shootings."
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2 years
@UniverseNation2 @ktthegr8one @_Rest_less_ I have never seen or heard any reasonable person characterize miscarriage as murder. That's absurd. Miscarriage is involuntary.
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2 years
@J_poyer21 The rules are absurd. You catch the ball, get both feet down, the ball never touches the ground, and you get up with the ball. That's a catch on the field of play and should be a catch in this situation, too.
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@IamScottlarson $3,000 per month on food is utterly absurd. Is he having DoorDash for every meal???
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2 years
@KGsGOAT For me, interfering with a life that would otherwise grow up to be a full human being is morally problematic. That's why I personally struggle with abortion and any birth control methods that terminate post-implantation. But that's just my view. Reasonable minds can differ.
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@omiester He got the script and BUF wins SB?
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3 years
@NFLonFOX They really, really need to go back to custom Super Bowl and Draft logos. These generic corporate template logos are lifeless and meaningless.
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Joseph Curtis
3 years
@JoshAllenShorts @RapSheet Not everything is white privilege. This is just because of the relationship between Tebow and Meyer. Tebow's whiteness has nothing to do with it. It's not like they added Tebow instead of Kaepernick.
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@liltaygoham @agetzenberg Where did he say, "I admit to statutory rape?" He admitted, allegedly, to his version of events -- that he had consensual sex with a girl at a college party who told him she was 18 and in college. That's a big difference, and your statement is intellectually dishonest. (1/2)
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2 years
@marlon_humphrey This is something I've never understood. I'm not sure if they teach it in public schools or what (I was homeschooled). I've had people do straight-up illegal or blatantly rule-breaking things in front of me and they just assume that I won't tell, like an unwritten rule. Wrong.
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@Brittonnorth @SMB_Attorney I think you couldn't be more wrong on this. Getting fired is very high on any list of major sources of stress in a person's life.
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3 years
@NFL @PatrickMahomes @Lj_era8 @AaronRodgers12 @TomBrady @K1 Lamar Jackson does not deserve to be in the Pro Bowl this year, period. Josh Allen not being in is shocking and a total joke.
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@UberFacts I have found this to be true with most women but not all. Most women enjoy the chase, and this is one of the reasons they like "bad boys" as well -- they like the challenge of taming them. The irony then is that they don't actually like the results.
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4 years
@cwayneatkins @nytimes A person doesn't deserve to be suddenly respected and honored just because they are dead. They should be judged the same whether alive or dead.
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2 years
@SNFonNBC Bills have won six a row and lead the NFL in point differential. Jaguars have won three in a row. Why aren't the Bills on the graphic?
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@JaySkurski Jay, really? Why are we ignoring the fact that they learned of the new details when we all did? Before that, this was very both-sidesy and cutting Araiza would have been premature. They rightly moved when more details emerged. I hate that you're actively trying to make this worse
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3 years
@ProFootballHOF What exactly was the point of the fan vote? It was just a gimmick, a scam? Okay.
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@BuffaloBills Missed the mark with this one, guys. Old Bay is not a D.C. thing at all.
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2 years
@SportsGrid @BleacherReport @_Andrew_Lopez It really looks like he needs to lose 30 or so pounds to be in fluid shape
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3 years
@FFAMer14 @StraightTalkSp1 @RapSheet Kraken is awesome, and they have a real logo.
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3 years
@MySportsUpdate Lots of incorrect hyphen usage in this tweet. No need to hyphenate heart-and-soul, and 29-years should just be 29 years. You would only hyphenate if you were modifying a noun. For example: 29-year record, 29-year-old player.
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2 years
@JoePGould The racism in these comments is staggering
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@ChrisBrownBills Jacksonville OR Pittsburgh
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3 years
@BuffaloBills I disagree. I don't like the attitude from this team at all. It seems like they still think they're better than they really are, acting like it's no big deal. They've shown who they are this year. Somehow, they're still not humbled.
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@AjayCybulski Morse is the only one that hurts the team imo.
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8 months
@SneakyJoeSports Keep Allen, draft weapons, score points, let McDermott do what he does with lesser defensive pieces.
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@torycave This is so, so weird. Being objective and realistic does not make you a lesser fan. In fact, I think the actual diehards are those who are extremely emotionally invested and scared to death.
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3 years
@danorlovsky7 @ToneDigz Oh dear. How the Steelers did is completely irrelevant to Baker Mayfield. This type of response always bothers me. It's like you're not allowed to criticize anyone else unless the people you support are perfect. So strange.
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1 year
@BuffaloBills Finally the classic look again.
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2 years
@HammersLot @warloc6 @StevieJohnson13 @PintoTailgate Why are you such a terrible person? Serious question. What happened to you to make you so insecure, selfish, arrogant, and classless?
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2 years
@FReichComeback @NFL_DovKleiman @PeteDamilatis @Gil_Brandt Not OK to say "Yeah" as if he agrees and then just move on. Not surprised though. They *always* tiptoe around @Gil_Brandt and treat him like royalty. Probably because he's 90. Got news for you... if you're not too old to be featured, you're not too old to suffer the consequences.
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3 years
@N8turewitch @UberFacts @choptopmoseley You are weirdly aggressive about this. It jumps off the screen.
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2 years
@McDonalds I miss everything that used to be good at McDonald's: Snack Wrap, Southwest Salad, grilled chicken, Jalapeño Double, Sweet BBQ Bacon, Pico Guacamole, oatmeal raisin cookies, parfaits, Grilled Onion Cheddar, all-day breakfast McDonald's sucks now and used covid as an excuse.
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3 years
@marliecet @dejesus0406 @morgannramey I have a sweet tooth also and it's hard. Fruit in moderation and dark chocolate with at least 70% cocoa content. A little goes a long way and is good for you. I also used to be a big diet soda drinker, but AHA and Bubly make me not miss it so much and they're 100% healthy.
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@StepbackAch1 @danorlovsky7 @KuKhahil That's arguably the worst part. You can't trust any exciting plays anymore. How heartbreaking for Lions fans. You were celebrating for a good long time.
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2 years
@treveyonszn @espn I am seeing you all over Twitter bashing the Bills in a bunch of different threads. We get it, you don't like the Bills and you are relishing this opportunity. And, your facts are wrong.
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2 years
@BuffRumblings We have a winning record in these uniforms, including a lot of big games. You seem to be getting them confused with white on blue.
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3 years
@Johnnycatz15 @SneakyJoeSports I think you mean exorcise, lol. I don't want the demons getting any exercise.
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4 years
@dotjenna @JennaEllisEsq For the life of me, I can't figure out why people think Trump/Trumpism is godly. It is the antithesis of godliness, and its influence is literally making Christianity a laughingstock and an abomination before Jesus.
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2 years
@_nineteen91 @alicenbunnyland How could anyone get by with $200 for groceries?
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2 years
@salmaiorana Give me a break, Sal. They never intended to misstep and were always trying to do right with the information they had. They acknowledged mistakes; now let it go. Have you ever made a mistake?
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9 months
@NFLonFOX You need to fix the graphic. It's Chiefs at Bills, not Bills at Chiefs.
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2 years
@UberFacts What kind of a monster rips the head off a bird? Seriously.
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4 years
@teslanalyst @terry_kelly69 Wow. Please be kind and take your agenda elsewhere.
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3 years
@SalSports I said this right when the kick missed!
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@tyromper 35, work in HR/state government, MBA soon, good cook, ❤️ wellness and sports, big into growth mindset and winning in life, ultimate goal to make a difference and please God. I'm not actively looking right now, but I'll never pass up an opportunity, because you never know!
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2 years
@fuckyouiquit There is literally no way I spend $17,000 per year on my child.
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4 years
@BriToTheA @SNFonNBC @sheetz @Wawa It's a gas station with an extraordinarily large menu of made-to-order food. Drive thru or touch screen inside.
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3 years
@NintendoScreens @WassupMurry @bigestaban The "You don't want to give the government an interest-free loan" thing has always been so weird to me. I feel like it's ultimately just anti-government sentiment. It's not like you'd be loaning the money with interest to someone else otherwise. Refunds are nice for most people.
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3 years
@MattParrino Wow, I'm actually disappointed in the lack of logic from Josh. Obviously there is a big difference between 10 days and an asymptomatic test-out.
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2 years
Josh Allen against bad defenses... Same old, same old. This boils down to Josh not respecting the opponent. He thinks he should kill them, so he plays out of control. When it doesn't go well, he presses even more. We've seen this over over again. Very frustrating.
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3 years
@thadbrown7 @News_8 This is literally the worst-case scenario all around as far as a potential new stadium is concerned. No retractable roof? An overhang that produces awful shadows? Playing away from Buffalo for a year or two? What is going on? All of this could be different, and it's not too late.
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@ProFootballTalk If football gods exist, Kansas City will lose in Las Vegas.
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@InAFormalAffair @profitzaymusic @RGIII @Lj_era8 I think maybe you missed Twitter yesterday
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2 years
@ProFootballTalk Corrected tweet: "Signs are pointing to a cancellation of Bills-Bengals by the NFL, with the Kansas City Chiefs -- the Bills' fiercest rival -- being gifted the #1 seed while the Bills are forced to play on Wild Card Weekend through no fault of their own."
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3 years
@Mamba8249 @NFL_Memes Disgusting comment.
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@SalSports Sad for Fournette, who seemed to be expecting to go
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2 years
@Jays_hangry @UberFacts @loveyahbrooke I love these little troll comments. "That's not even 1 month's salary." Right, like the average millennial makes more than $96,000. 😂
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@Steve_ForChange @WillBlackmon No need to be rude. As I recall, they both quit due to mental issues. I'm not sure how their respective backgrounds should affect how we feel about that. I'm not sure I understand why Davis deserved to be mocked for his actions but Biles deserves to be praised for the same.
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4 years
@SalSports Very true. What's weird for me is that over the past several years, the Bills have a striking lack of lucky or big-play touchdowns. Special teams TDs, defensive TDs, long passes, long runs are weirdly rare. Everything is always hard work for the Bills.
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4 years
@DomRettberg2 @SalSports This talk confuses me so much. There's almost no scenario where the Bills don't have everything to play for in the final 2 weeks. "Everything" being defined as getting a second home game and avoiding the Chiefs until the Championship.
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4 years
@wingoz @Ravens Backup QB had literally nothing to do with it. He was arguably more effective than Jackson.
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2 years
@UberFacts Excellent. Also, girth is actually more important to women. You have to have some length, but it's really the whole package. Length with no girth is no good.
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@Nia_Starsong @JoePGould Listen, I get it. I understand all the nuances. But on a basic level, the double standard is problematic. The existence of that in these comments is undeniable. Just because racism/prejudice are worse towards black people doesn't make it okay for them to engage in the same.
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4 years
@NFLOfficiating Bullshit. We won, but this can't die.
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@barstoolsports The eye action afterwards suggests that he doesn't actually believe this.
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@johnny9lves @UberFacts There's something very scary though about lying down and the bear eating you anyway. You'd almost rather fight
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Joseph Curtis
3 years
@espn Good. Everyone who wants to be vaccinated should have been by this point. We should be getting back to normal now. Zero sympathy for those who choose not to get vaccinated.
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2 years
@OneBillsLive Everything is on the table; this is not an acceptable result; I'm embarrassed, I'm angry, and I won't rest until we win a championship for this city
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@tmacjets4513 @barstoolsports @KirkHerbstreit He was covering for Fowler so he didn't look like a total idiot.
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Joseph Curtis
3 years
@PFF Why not just post a poll? The "Likes" option wins these fake polls every single time.
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@SalSports Wow, I've seen this posted several places and literally everyone is angry. I thought Buffalo was a majority Democratic area? Welcome, Governor!
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