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Architect. Naughty by nature| Shitposts | Breaking stereotypes 🐦 | One meme at a time.

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Joined December 2011
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22 days
My list 🕳️ U gon like it. Also, drop some good recommendations in the comments 🤗
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@jordlyng
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9 years
@Toddyism then everyone quits there jobs and the world dies the end
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@yabaleftonline Nothin beats this stunt
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@ogdestini__ August is destined for me
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9 years
why sneed have Denzel Crocker ears
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4 years
@98Toks @Majinbbae you realize that there is a website where you upload a photo and they tell you where and how to place each cube .. you buy the cubes and boom you’ve found a talent
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@jordlyng
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6 months
@toxichoodboys Women don't manipulate men into being insecure, y'all date a pretty woman and start being insecure.
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@__fineeassbre I'm thirsty
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@gabgonebad A queen mother and a princess daughter
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9 years
@Stephicans because everyone from Texas knows people in Texas and retweets it to their friends timelines. NY favs and can't share it smh
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5 months
Mention that one word often use but doesn't depicts its true meaning. Me : Democracy
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5 months
Wealth is a disease but are vulnerable to it?
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5 months
Me at work on Mondays: 👇
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2 months
@AsiaCherise I love Ms Parker 😍
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@jordlyng
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8 years
when you're on mainstage during your hundred point club induction and you hear simp yell "cmon hardpoint stars"
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@_carramello I'm calling b
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@jordlyng
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4 years
@thismebui @HipHopLeakss @CaliKushin420 @jacobvan1ue bro.. he relied to the tweet, no shit it was about the same thing
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@jordlyng
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2 months
What snack are you having?
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5 months
What shit is making look this way?
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5 months
Arsenal just saved my night cause he's gonna give it to me 🔥 tonight. 😍
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2 months
@astromamii_ Perfect language
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@jordlyng
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5 months
Make sure you keep the sabbath day holy as promised, just because I tried keeping mine doesn't mean you have to.
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@jordlyng
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3 years
@MIGGYMULAH @adam22 digital houses don’t exist tho
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5 months
Am I supposed to?
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5 months
Not my bae prioritizing soccer over me and after getting humiliated, will run to me for some pampering. My reaction tho: 👇
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@jordlyng
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5 months
Only @Spotify saves my workday. How about y'all?
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5 months
Me at work on Mondays: 👇
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@kristianakingg A bucket meal 😋
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@jordlyng
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9 years
@Stephicans but Texas isn't more popular than NY
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9 years
I was eating the booty and ventured down to the cat honestly
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2 months
@TooMuchRosey Oh, Mary, you need a Rose 🌹
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@CraftHilly Saved and bookmarked. I love that ass b 😍❤️
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@xomamamiaaa ✌️ ❤️😘
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@madeinchynaxo I need to hit the gym
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11 years
Hunter duesler walked in Pizza Hut, and the anchovies turned to me and said "do you smell something"
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@jordlyng
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5 months
Test your IQ. What's the advice?
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5 months
Make sure you keep the sabbath day holy as promised, just because I tried keeping mine doesn't mean you have to.
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@jordlyng
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9 years
You can't spell @MeekMill without back to back L's
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2 months
@GoldenJans I need an ice cream� called Jans ❤️
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9 years
@Stephicans wow this is a great point let's continue this in the DMs
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6 months
@lexibaebie Already a temptation and definitely a sin.
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@jordlyng
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9 years
Ye took North to touch a whale at sea world what a great father http://t.co/1Y6D9GJ9Bu
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9 years
@NoBeeetch my brows ain't lackin either I can compete
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5 months
This is metaphorical. Not all will understand 😆 Comment section is really crazy 😭🤣
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5 months
Wealth is a disease but are vulnerable to it?
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9 years
Man this shit is fucked, Imagine if I could do this shit everyday http://t.co/awXBaGljEs
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2 months
@weirdandloving I love Leos on Friday. I need some 💅💃😘😘
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@101pepper101 Hey lmao ❤️😍
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@jordlyng
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10 years
it will probably be in his drink @BillCosby http://t.co/xyzz71MYku
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@RapDailyNews Never did I know we had a Glorilla dis sexyy 😍
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@KarenMellisa2 I saw this and got horny
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12 years
Can I ask why Leduc likes Indian insest porn? http://t.co/zL7qTQ0F
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8 years
LMAO THE ORIGINAL
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2 months
@kazumisworld Who is this hottie?
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10 years
@SchamaNoel : Schama Noel ft. Tyga” http://t.co/Nb7gxtz8Ck
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5 years
@MisterMaher97 didn’t get the chance, but did treat you boy like an 8 year old in the cage
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10 years
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LAPRARIE LET THIS ONE SLIP THROUGH HER FINGER GEESH THE SEEET SIXTEEN IS 15 http://t.co/tjWlDECdT4
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8 years
am I crazy or is this Ivan ?
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@msdenisenicole_ I'm need of steaks
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12 years
518 is a family and BP is the step child that's annoying and shit
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9 years
Mr.HealYoGurl
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queen mommy
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What's the name of Jesus's mixtape? http://t.co/q3kJnuJOYg
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11 years
did I spell something wrong? or...? http://t.co/2eyYBhNZZu
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6 months
@queen23nana Some hot chocs
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9 years
Come get psalm
@superrjoint
queen mommy
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What's the name of Jesus's mixtape? http://t.co/q3kJnuJOYg
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8 years
Rip beastly 😭😭😭
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@jynxbby Shy men are freakiest and naughtiest. I love them
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@Whotfismick simple beauty
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@thelanyamarie Damn that!
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9 years
I'm so single I miss this smh
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5 months
@toxichoodboys The author of this statement please
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@andrea_of_atx Pretty enough to be in my room
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@RapDailyNews I need the damn bite
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@alg0philiac I said come over
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@badgyalgoodlife What I miss more, is I miss not having by my side girl ❤️😍
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5 months
Not my bae prioritizing soccer over me and after getting humiliated, will run to me for some pampering. My reaction tho: 👇
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10 years
@TheKellyMoore @sydwoood use his training, taser, nightstick, anything mon lethal?? fucking moron
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@__beaumonaee Only for a sick patient
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@Ceemesorlah Wallpaper pro max
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10 years
@SchamaNoel : A lion wouldn't cheat but a tiger wood” http://t.co/1XeTKnVx61
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9 years
I hope tabarius girl leaves him and he tweets her nudes
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4 years
@PlatinumPerry mike we like you, you don’t want that smoke tho😂😂😂
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9 years
When u see a white cop
@SchamaNoel
Schama Noel 🇭🇹🇹🇹
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@RapDailyNews Would've made more impact as a porn star Gush!
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@RalfytheP
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10 years
you're 38? RT“ @SchamaNoel : Happy 38th birthday to the GOAT http://t.co/lhcG3W1MSV”
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4 years
the biggest difference between NY & NC is that in NY people say “you’re a fucking idiot”. In NC they just say “bless your heart” and it means you’re a fucking idiot.
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she look like a fish why is she getting gassed lmao
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Fleeking ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@dubbiedadon I'm at the door 😍
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@Whotfismick Body goals but I got no surgeon
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8 years
@NoBeeetch told me I'd be over 6'5 and get all the ladies, I'm a 6 foot 1 virgin.
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11 years
Packed my bag and I'm hitting the road. Never coming back to this heart break hotel http://t.co/FqZoiFinfs
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@jordlyng
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8 years
DONT DO ME LIKE THIS LMAAOOO
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9 years
Oh we naming shit that's not real??! POKEMON>>
@samstaydipped
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Lightskin girls that text back and aren't conceited ass bitches>>>>>>>>>>
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10 years
New challenge: dump a bucket of Starbucks iced coffee on yourself to raise awareness for all the white girls that can't even
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@babagirl I did Vee
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@dubbiedadon It's safe in there
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@rodgers_kalani Not too late for more
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@sh7tearz With you, I've found peace
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