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@joneploither

11 days

Mtu ako single lakini kila weekend unapata amechill na dem ya mtu kejani🙂‍↔️😪😂

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23 days

Na mkiokoka mseme bana, huyu nimepatana na yeye tao nikamuita 'Kino' kama kitambo akajam kumbe ashakuwa pastor.😂💔

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9 days

Leo nimeamka nikaenda shop na Slides na Short kubuy breko, kurudi napata neighbors wameitana wamesimama nje waniangalie,wtf did they see?🥲

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9 days

Huyu ananilipia deni yangu kwa klabu anadhai nitaharibu na pombe🫴😅

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2 months

Kuna small wigs wanajiona celebs, they can't engage back... Ni kama wanatuonanga fans wao nkts!.💀

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12 days

Eti mwanaume hafai kukula lunch? We ukisota wachana na sisi hardworking tuenjoy bana😁

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10 days

Leo nimeamka mapema kama motivational speakers, nasikia tu motivational quotes zimejaa kwa kichwa 😂😂😂

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20 days

The problem with our girls is watching soap movies and expect us to act like those men right there.

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15 days

Unamaliza kunyonga alafu dem ndio anakuja na alikuwa amesema hataki. 😂🙂‍↔️💔

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18 days

Wengine wakifikiria pesa nafikiria vile naesa kunja mtoto wa watu🥲

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12 days

Another sign of poverty is expecting money from us because it's your birthday.😂💔

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28 days

Hakuna maombi strong kama ile nilikuwa naomba nikiwa primary nikiomba kunguni isitokee ionekane.💀

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15 days

Hawa madem hulia "choke me daddy" huwa mnawet moipigwa ngeta?😂

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1 month

Dem unanipiga BJ alafu unataka kunikiss kwani uko na wazimu?😂

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1 month

Kuna vitu ata kwa ndoto huwezi ona bana, for example we ushai ota dem akikupea pesa?

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15 days

Pull out game hukuwa successful kwa mahoe tu, kwa vajo huwezi bana. Unataka kupull out kanakushikilia unaacha ikuwe what it is😂😂

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1 month

Ama ni Technology ya simu haijawai fika Eritrea? I think we should just colonise them. It may help.😂

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@joneploither

26 days

Boy wako ako groups za mafresher akijifanya comedian 😂💔

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29 days

Why would someone start saying baby, baby in public akiongea na simu? Some people are so disgusting smh!!!

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@joneploither

1 month

Kuku wa kienyeji hawekwi viungo bro utaharibu ladha, nil mtamu hivo😂

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@joneploither

29 days

Dem ya boys wangu anajipanga aende kwa aunty yake. Anasema anamwamini though 😂

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1 month

"When I grow up" ishafika lakini hizi "I would" haziingiani💀

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21 days

Zikikataa kushuka huwa mnafanya nini? Zimekataa kushuka tangu jana bana🥲

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18 days

I think y'all can call me Finance bill 2024 cause everyone has rejected me.

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@joneploither

1 month

Sura ziambatane na snacks mtu anataka,wengine wenu mnafaa kudishi mukimo sio pizza😂

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12 days

I be so tired of people who are always negative mahn🙂‍↔️Like you never see anything positive mf?

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29 days

Haikosi hii ndio baridi ilifanya wahenga waseme wamepata jiko badala ya bibi wakioa 😂😢

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23 days

Ndio nalog in na tl imejaa pure and clean content ya loyals 🤜💥😁

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1 month

Nanunua minutes za 1 Hour alafu huyu anazima simu😢💔🙂‍↔️Mbwah yeye

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1 month

Niko na dem yako anasema unakaa nyumba iko na choo ndani badala aseme bedsitter 😂😂

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2 months

@curtiske6 Bachelor unavaa nguo zote hadi unaanza kununua za kuvaa zingine ukiendelea kustock alafu unaita yule manzi hukuwa simp anaosha zote siku moja😅😅

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25 days

Pregnancy is another sign that Women cannot keep secrets.

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27 days

Ata Chelsea ikilose sina shida, bora Manchester united hawakubeba community shield jana😅😇

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29 days

Huyu anasema anapenda movie za Afro, nimeangukia guys😂😂

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11 days

Ndio matajiri kwa ndoto tunaamka sasa, Mko aje guys.

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1 month

Unaona anakubali haraka haraka hii mambo iendelee kumbe unaota😂🥲

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24 days

Naeza kupiga kimunju kimoja ushtuke na hujui kukiss ata?!!!😂💔💀

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1 month

Therapist hashiki simu !?ni kama aliona atachizishwa na story zangu😭🥲

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15 days

Vile manzi yangu hukuwa mtamu ata naeza tumia squirt yale kupika noodles 😁😂😍

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1 month

Siku hizi mwezi unaisha kama bundles za Safaricom🤔🙂‍↔️

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1 month

Si kumwacha bure, ata wewe ungekubali kulamba kitu inanuka samaki?

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24 days

Hakuna watu hujiona computer experts kama hawa wasee wanakuwanga na bots kwa groups uko green app.

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9 days

Sina dem lakini watu nahurumia ni madem wa second year🤤, nani atataka mumama surely?!😂

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13 days

Unasema utarudi time ya exam na we ni ndwazi?😂🙂‍↔️

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20 days

Unapata 500 ya mjengo alafu unaamua kukumbuka mathe unamtumia 200, kesho yake hauna kitu unataka akusaidie na pesa ubuy food.🥲

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20 days

Fuck Football, fuck Chelsea, fuck Maresca.. fuck everything.

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1 month

Taking Alcohol because it kills slowly and I don't wanna die fast😁😌

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1 month

Gen Z girls ni kama hawakuona wazazi wao wakiserve wazae food mob kukiko Wengine. Huyu ananipimia chakula na anaexpect nifanye kazi ya usiku.🥲

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1 month

As a caring boyfriend nafaa kutumia manzi yangu pesa ngapi kama bado nastruggle?

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19 days

Kikuyu girls will be the end of me💀🙂‍↔️

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25 days

Kitambo we used to call dating kupush, "unapush na nani?" 😂💔

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1 month

Girlfriend allowance ni 5k ama huyu anataka kuniibia pesa yangu?

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26 days

Kurudishiwa change excess inamaanishanga you're dumb ama you're just lucky?

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1 month

I have alot of jokes about Unemployed people but they all don't work.

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24 days

Kissing before marriage? Count me out o!!

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29 days

Huwa napanga budget kabla nipate pesa then nikipata nachange priorities hadi nasahau nilikuwa na budget. Ufukara ni kitu baya sana.

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15 days

Petite na mbavu zimejipanga kama logo ya adidas? We uko na utapya mlo msichana.😂💀

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19 days

Dem ni introvert lakini ameona ceiling mob kuliko fundi wa Stima💔😂

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1 month

Juice said we ain't gon make it past 21 the hell was that true?🥺Age of depression, heartbreak and hard life. Ohh please...I feel lonely wrestling against life.🥲

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1 month

Nimecheza na mwingine hapa truth or dare akanidare nioge, Imebidi nizime simu guys seee you tomorrow.

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17 days

Nyinyi pia mkipiga dem mechi safi huwa anashake miguu ama nafaa nione daktari?🤔🙂‍↔️😂

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29 days

Who's this guy at Citizen? Whoever he is, I hate him.

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1 month

The blind man took the hammer and saw.😂🥲

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22 days

If we're poor when we're working, what will happen when we don't have the job?🥲🤔

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1 month

I think smoking weed is overrated 🙂‍↔️🥲

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1 month

Unashangaa mbona wamejaza gymn kumbe ni wale wamama wa New Month new goals. I'm not going to the gymn again till mid Month🙂‍↔️

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1 month

Mnajuanga aje ban iko almost kuisha?

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1 month

My Campus Gf just called me to say she's sorry for the long silence. Isn't that been taken advantage of?😂💔

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1 month

Msizoee kuingia kwa simu za wapoa mnaeza jipata KNH mkiongezewa maji. Juzi nimekuwa tempted kuingia kwa simu ya My love Shikoo na let me tell you Maina. Alikuwa ametumia boy wake picha yetu akimwambia, this is my cousin that I told you about na anakuwanga gay.😢

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20 days

Malatborns wameoana huwa wanaona their first born kama their parent. Anaachiwa kila kitu kwa nyumba 😂💔

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1 month

Saa hii nataka mtu tu Bora anajua kuride, sura tutatumia yangu😁😂

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1 month

Sasa hii maji inarudi mbona🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

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2 months

Watu kesho msivalie mitumba, kuna high chance ya kukutana na mwenyewe

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16 days

Dem ako na mat!t! Kidogo kama odds za man city na anataka boyfriend, unamtaka umnyonyeshe nini?😂

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1 month

I can't believe the fact that I can end a relationship and feel no guilt.

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1 month

Huyu ameambiwa na mubabas mkikuyu waende road trip kumbe mzee alikuwa anaendea mbao Nanyuki na Lorry😂

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1 month

Watu wengine wamekunywa bangi mingi hadi shetani huogopa kuwatumia kashetani kadogo wasikarape.😂💔

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1 month

Nimeona fb single and searching wameongezeka ama ni ju ya baridi?😂

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19 days

American prison uniform hukaa fiti ata unaeza tamani kuivalia tu😁😂

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24 days

Unataka kuongea kama Jimmi Wajingi na unakaa kwa bedsitter?😂

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19 days

Just woke up active and handsome 😁😌Good morning guys

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1 month

Unaenda kuitisha dem pesa yako anaanza kutoa nguo, who said I came for Kithungudi?🤔

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20 days

God help me so that I don't push or tweet something that is against you for Elon's money.

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30 days

I like the way I disappoint girls who think I send girls money, sorry dear we don't do that here😂😂💔

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1 month

Niko njaa lakini mfuko inasema Mwanaume hafai kukula lunch😁🙂‍↔️ Mtu anaeza eka fund raiser ya kuchangisha chakula guys?

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26 days

Umetulia ukiwatch Churchill show kwa tv yako vizuuuri then unaona mtu alikuwa kwa aunty yake weekend na mbaba ako na kipara🙂‍↔️😅

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1 month

What's going on bana, nimeota nikiwa president wa Kenya😁🤔

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29 days

Kukaa kwa wazazi seems to be cheap because you don't pay bills but the mental health mtu wangu!!! You'll be living in a hell bana.

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1 month

Afternoons are for Amapiano, which country do you think has the best Amapiano artists? Mine Tanzania 😁😌💥

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1 month

Nimemuuliza can you be my gf akasema Sodium hydride Hypobromite 💀🙂‍↔️ Amemaanisha nini?

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1 month

Huyu anauliza why I'm so into sex, nikimwambia ako seductively made si atadhani nataka kumkula tu?😂

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1 month

Broke Kenyans without Passports be singing, live and die in Africa as if they have options😂💔

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1 month

Niko na ya kuchanga mzinga leo msiache nikae kwa nyumba wadau 😂😂

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1 month

Ama muslims ndio wanafaa kukuwa Athletes ju wao hupenda Quran?🤔😂

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16 days

Kitambo I used to wake up at this time kuenda kwa kampuni fulani kuinua ID nikidhani watu huchukuliwa tu, kumbe walikuwa wanachukuliwa watu fulani tu wenye wako employed hapo. 😂💔Hiyo ndio kujituma but to the wrong direction.

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24 days

Relationship isn't even hard guys, the problem with you is wanting all the attention, me and my mi amor just view statut 😁😂

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1 month

Fugg it, this account isn't growing, what could I be doing wrong?

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17 days

Bongo lala amka sasa umemwaga mate ya kutosha😂😂

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