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Cancer Fighting, Train Driving, Working Class, Council Estate Scouser. Owe my life to the NHS. Opinionated and often sweary. Tories and Gammons can fck off.

Scouser exiled in Devon
Joined December 2013
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@ABridgen @Telegraph Johnson will only be remembered as the clown, the idiot, the scruffy Chaplin-esque tramp, the murderer, the liar, the cheat, the soap dodger, the salad dodger, the embezzler, the thief and the laughingstock of the world. Sorry if I've missed anything ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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Violets are red Roses are blue In Johnson's world Nothing is true.
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@Only9built Many years ago, I was walking to work in pouring rain when someone swerved and soaked me. I heard him laughing as he drove off. I threw a stone at him out of rage not expecting it to land anywhere near him but I got a direct hit and smashed his glass sunroof. Karma was restored
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@THEJamesWhale I too am under the care of the NHS for Cancer treatment. However, I fully support the Doctor's strike action because the blame lays squarely on this inept corrupt shitty government. Plus, I'm not an attention seeking twat using my illness to have a dig at them.
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@NileGardiner So having principles is petty in the conservative party? Now it's clear why the country is fucked.
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@MattHancock You'll be claiming the discovery of penicillin next.
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@pritipatel @ukhomeoffice @NCA_UK @kent_police I see it's being repatriated to Downing Street.
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@MattHancock @Conservatives You wouldn't have to build back better if you hadn't destroyed it in the first place.
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@pritipatel ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” think the buck might stop with you Princess ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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@Nigel_Farage Clutching at straws again ๐Ÿ™„
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Good luck to everyone who is going to London today, can't wait to see the pics.
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@Nigel_Farage I'm cringing so much I've crawled up my own arse.
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@EARNER1 I don't see what the fascination is with Willy Wallaby, I think she's massively under talented and as for Closet Schofield and his mock tears after being outed, both a pair of Z-listers.
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@greg_herriett @BorisJohnson Is he knocking one out under the table?
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@bha1970 @rodbishop15 @callum_nowacki That's a load of bollocks you melt. A Driver in the RMT? 8.5% rise in May? You're talking through your anus. How do I know? Because I actually am a Train Driver, at least fact check before you lie Walter Mitty.
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@ASGunn Lizzy looks better in black and white....
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@stuglow Better in a 200m sprint but fuck all else.
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@KEdge23 He won't bum you Kev
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@marie_kate2 Let's hope it's worse than it looks ๐Ÿคฌ
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@39SJP39 I supported Corbyn but I'm not stupid enough to withhold my Labour vote. As I see it, Starmer is the only credible option to get the Tories out. I too would leave this country in a heartbeat if I could. I wish you well in your endeavors.
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@PennyMordaunt The girl stood alone on the burning deck Showing not an ounce of pity Dressed in the garb of an Admiral But just a Walter Mitty.
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@Nigel_Farage If only you were a credible political party and not a limited company, you might get some airtime ๐Ÿ™„
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@darrengrimes_ Those poor people, just had a brilliant time at Glasto and now have to look at you wondering if you're going to knock one out in front of them.
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@Nigel_Farage It's not sinking as quick as your political career though, is it?
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@wjackson_HWCA Have you booked the venue yet.......
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@trussliz One of them looks like he hasn't managed to sleep, wash or have a change of clothes since the conflict started, the other is the President of Ukraine
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@sophielouisecc Again? Have you ever written a good article that wasn't dictated by your Handler?
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@BritishAlba @pritipatel Says the armchair Fascist.
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@greg_herriett @matthewlesh @RMTunion Oh, hello, is that the Operation Yew Tree office?
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@Jenny_1884 Yeah, she was quite popular
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@TheStopthecoup As a Train Driver, I see incidents like this all too often, it's heartbreaking ๐Ÿ’”
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@NileGardiner The only day it was popular....
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@darrengrimes_ Are you going into Pantomime?
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@MrJimOrr The bloke that's a Para one day and a Siggie the next?
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@YvonneBurdett3 Maybe she is under Nadine's patio.
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@LozzaFox Are you kissing Michael Fabricant there?
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@trussliz Ditch the photos, vanity has no place in the current situation.
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Every day I wake up wanting to be a really nice person until I see a Tory and it goes out of the window.
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@jpxan71 I remember Mullins before the Botox
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@MattHancock @FinancialTimes The best interview would be yours.....under caution....in a Police Station.
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@mollygiles2015 And your point is? Oh, wait you haven't got one, she's probably wearing her backpack to stop Tories stealing it.
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@CarlWillDurham @reformparty_uk I'm guessing it's down to your age Carl, get checked out before it gets worse ๐Ÿ‘
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@Keeptheban_ Leave me and him alone in a room for half an hour ๐Ÿคฌ
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@BorisJohnson @ZelenskyyUa Please stay there, you're not welcome here any more.
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@SocialistNHS Definitely! I get free hospital parking because I have cancer but the Doctors and Nurses who treat me have to pay, it's wrong.
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@ColwillStephen He'd shag a hole in a Barber's floor
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@trussliz This is what failure looks like......
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@trussliz I'm sure they're both devastated ๐Ÿ™„
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@MrRobertBob1 Disgusting spectacle of Kwarteng gesticulating like a hormonal away fan at a non league football match.
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@DawnHFoster 46 votes, Laurence Fox will be jealous.
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@MattHancock Time to move on Matthew, your position is now untenable.
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@MattHancock When you get the call remember it can be used as evidence ๐Ÿ‘
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@Nigel_Farage @Russ180 No thanks, I'd rather masturbate wearing a sandpaper glove looking at pictures of Anne Widdecombe.
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@darrengrimes_ Teddies and ice cream is about your level.
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@adamndsmith @KayBurley Serious lack of professional judgement on that one. Hancock was doing everything he could to save his own life and his sister and his pub landlord and his mates etc etc
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@NickFletcherMP @RegentHotelDonc @LeeAndersonMP_ The ex coal miner scab that turned his back on his class.
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@Depheruk What a sad world we live in when a genuinely thoroughly decent man is hounded and abused to the point of a breakdown ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
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@podweed What about that head? 5 generations of inbreeding in one photo.
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@trussliz @SecBlinken Doesn't matter how many pics you post, they don't do you any favours.
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@fa5c @BorisJohnson She left some of her kit behind when she left.....
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Our little girl cat gained her wings this afternoon. Fly high Treeby, there's plenty of cats you know waiting for you.
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@supertanskiii How to become rich.....
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@davidblackfin He looked alarmed when he realised the fridge was, in fact, only a chiller cabinet
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@JamesDalyMP @buryfcofficial @RamsbottomUtd Why are you wasting tax payers money and valuable Police time in your pathetic little vendetta against Rayner? You're becoming a laughing stock (again)
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@MattHancock Are they as bent as you?
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@SamanthaTaghoy Who are you and why do you think we give a shit what you think?
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@SueSuezep Yep, I'm going to lose weight because I can't afford to eat. I'm going to save my liver because I can't afford to go out. And I'm going to save the planet because I can't afford to put petrol in my car. Bingo ๐Ÿ‘
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@grantshapps D Day failure...
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@MichelleMone @bbclaurak Is your interview under caution?
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@Councillorsuzie You're not listening though. If you were, you'd give up embarrassing yourself
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@Councillorsuzie London will be safer without you Doris
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@BNGardnerUK She's looking better than ever...
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@IrvineWelsh As a kid camping in France, Dad warned me there may be squatty type toilets on the campsite. First morning there found said toilet and successfully coiled one out. Pulled the only lever in the cubicle to flush and found out it was actually a shower ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ
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@hookdesignalter @JonathanPieNews Lily Savage has let herself go ๐Ÿ™„
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@thekittenwinksy Thompson says hello....
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@NadineDorries @10DowningStreet Gin and Twitter don't mix well Nadine.
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@BladeoftheS Nothing more than a Con Man...
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@darrengrimes_ Did it interfere with your evening masturbation session?
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@edrennie77 Who are you? Do your opinions matter?
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@LukePollard The same Mercer who changes trains at Exeter to get to Bodmin just in case anyone recognises him at Plymouth.
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@danwootton The same Liz Truss that thinks it's Thatcher's reincarnation?
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