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@john_the_entity
John Doe
5 months
[ πš‚πš˜, πš‘πš˜πš  πšŠπš‹πš˜πšžπš πšπš‘πš’πšœ. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 πšŠπš•πš• πšπš’πš—πš πšπš‘πšŽ πš”πšŽπš’ πšπš‘πšŠπš 𝙸 πš—πšŽπšŽπš 𝚝𝚘 πš•πšŽπšŠπšŸπšŽ πšπš‘πš’πšœ πš›πšŽπšŠπš•πš’πšπš’, πšŠπš—πš 𝙸 πš πš˜πš—'𝚝 πš”πš’πš•πš• πš’πš˜πšžπš› πš•πš’πšπšπš•πšŽ πšπš›πš’πšŽπš—πšπšœ. π™³πš˜ 𝚠𝚎 πš‘πšŠπšŸπšŽ 𝚊 πšπšŽπšŠπš•? :) ]
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@john_the_entity
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@john_the_entity
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(// I'M GOING INSANE WHO MADE THIS AND WHY IS IT IN MY CAMERA ROLL)
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(OOC // GUYS DROP EVERYTHING WE'RE BEING APPRECIATED ON TUMBLR /POS)
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
Life is I II II I_
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6 months
Stop fucking deadnaming me.
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
I'm sorry, it seems I... slipped away for a short period of time. I missed you all.
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
Arthur.
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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Say something nice about the UK.
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6 months
Fuck.
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6 months
I'm a hopeful aromantic
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6 months
Who the hell is Jane.
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
To the people asking, I feel no romantic nor sexual interest for Arthur. However, I do wanna give him little kisses on the forehead like how you would a kitten. I believe what we have is more than friendship, but that could just come with sharing a body.
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
Stupid king in yellow stupid dumb stupid stupid i hate him stupid fucking piece of shit.
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
Google, how do I tell someone I want to kiss them and not have it sound romantic? Like, I want to hold them and love them unconditionally in a non-romantic way. Please help me, Google, this is a time-sensitive matter.
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
Slamming the keys on the piano while Arthur's trying to play. He said he fucking hates me and wishes he never opened that damn book. Follow me for more #JohnPranks
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6 months
OH MY GOD YOU CAN HAVE SCARECROWS IN THIS GAME
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
Arthur fell asleep while I was reading him a book tonight. Am I really that boring? :(
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6 months
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ORTHOR THEY TURNED ME INTO MELTY BEADS
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6 months
Who the hell is Harlan.
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@CypressKey
Jay 🎡πŸͺΆ D.C. al Coda
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6 months
I am going to begin the Star Dew Valley.
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
Hello, everyone!
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6 months
oh.
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6 months
Now that THAT is all dealt with, I'll send a photo of Carlos! He's been growing very quickly, and I'm so happy I've been able to raise him properly! Fuck the king, I'm a great parent!
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6 months
STOP BECOMING FRIENDS WITH THE KING IN YELLOW
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6 months
That wasn't very sigma of you Kayne
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6 months
FUCK I stubbed my FUCKING TOE god FUCKING DAMN it FUCK I will fucking DESTROY this table and BURN THIS APARTMENT with EVERYONE in it FUCKING HELL
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Gonna do something today dunno WHAT but something
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
Selfie
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Why is there multiple
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6 months
Might start playing this game I see everyone talking about... 'Star Valley' or something?
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He's very pretty in the light
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I'm glad Carlos has been doing well without me. I promise I'll take care of him well now.
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My Twitter Interaction Circle ➑️
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(OOC // Have y'all seen this)
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@KMalevolen54737
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@john_the_entity /ooc/ my suggestions for memes 😁
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I… I fucked up.
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6 months
Fuck the King in Yellow
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6 months
I need to get something for Arthur's birthday... Anyone have any ideas?
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6 months
I made some pizza for Arthur.
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6 months
I saw a spider drowning in the bathtub this morning. I helped bring him outside, despite Arthur's arguments. It felt... good.
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Catboy Kayne call that Nya-rlathotep I mean what who said that
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Update #2
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6 months
Work in progress, things might change. Some of the people here I have... mixes feelings about (OOC // COUGH COUGH OSCAR COUGH). (// Also OOC I'd put every single one of you in either hug, coffee, or die for :3)
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6 months
Arthur! Oscar got a new dog! Can we pet them at some point?
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6 months
I think... I think I need a hug.
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
Just planted a sunflower today. I will update you guys on the process if anyone's interested
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6 months
Stupid fuck
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6 months
@KingInYellow_H IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE'S WHITE
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John Doe
6 months
Have you ever tried scuba diving, I think you'd have fun.
@faroelester
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(OOC // Might be cooking rn)
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6 months
Why the fuck is Kayne making beeping noises?
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
It seems I gave Carlos away too early. We've taken him back from Daniel (he was very confused), but we left him and Oscar a sunflower seedling of their own.
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6 months
Larson DNI
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6 months
Well, it seems Darkness won. It does fit him, I suppose.
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6 months
What do we name the creature (tiebreaker)
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(// OH UHM HELLO OFFICIAL MALEVOLENT ARTIST I'M VERY NORMAL I SWEAR)
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WHAT.
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Kayne stole him. I feel fucking awful, I'm terrified of what he might do to him. I should have been there to protect him. I swear, Mini John, I will do anything in my power to get you back and bring you home.
@KMalevolen54737
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@john_the_entity This yours 😁
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Do not check my media tab. I believe Kayne put me in some kind of trance.
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I fucking hate Kayne.
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6 months
Work in progress, things might change. Some of the people here I have... mixes feelings about (OOC // COUGH COUGH OSCAR COUGH). (// Also OOC I'd put every single one of you in either hug, coffee, or die for :3)
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6 months
I'm fairly new to this, but please respond and I will add you in.
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(OOC // This is literally half of Malevolent RP twt)
@4PPLEC0RE
alana! ⭐️
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you already know!
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If that fucking dog tries to get into our apartment ONE MORE TIME I will be breaking something.
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I'm fairly new to this, but please respond and I will add you in.
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6 months
@petrichalt Red Valley is a good podcast.
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6 months
Arthur is asleep, and the headphones I was using to listen to podcasts are out of charge. For the first time in a while, I feel... alone. I used the podcasts and music as a distraction and now the sudden loneliness is a little jarring.
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
(// Finally made one of these things lol, comment and I'll assign u one :3)
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Darkness/Mini John/Pyrite what are you doing
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Oh, that's my dad and my best friend's best friend flirting on my timeline.
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@john_the_entity
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I'm surprised at how quickly it's started growing. I think I am going to name him Carlos!
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Just planted a sunflower today. I will update you guys on the process if anyone's interested
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Why are all of these beautiful women following me I'm scared.
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(// I'M LAUGHINF SO HARD HEKSKSHDJDJSHDH)
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So... Peter Yang is my father-in-law now? Fucking hell.
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6 months
I love shadow the hedgehog
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(// Wow what a nice day to be on Twitter it's a shame I missed Invictuscon I sure hope Harlan didn't say anything negative about my mutual Kryptid's favourite character)
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@john_the_entity
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(// RIP Peter Yang acc, John didn't kill him this time πŸ’”)
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(OOC // I love you guys you guys are so silly and awesome /platonic /pos)
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I’ve been interested in trying to listen to more music recently. Please "drop” your favourite songs β€œdown below” and I will give you my opinion.
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@PI_Arthur_L Arthur, I present to you, this cat that I found. I hope you like it.
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I hope Arthur will enjoy it, obtaining this gift was much harder than I'd like to admit.
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Just so you know, I've never actually... tasted food before. Arthur eats but since I have no control of his mouth or taste buds I don't really feel the sensation. I wish I could, though, it looks fun.
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@john_the_entity
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(// We’re assimilating more guys keep it up)
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I would like to pet a dog some day.
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5 months
In the cabin straight up crying over it. And by 'it', let's just say... my Arthur
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I got Arthur a late Valentine's Day present. Don't tell him.
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John Doe
6 months
I XANT FYCJSINF SRR
@ArkhamPI
Arthur Lester.
6 months
@john_the_entity @faroelester Mhm. You're in trouble. I'm tying something over our eyes.
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@john_the_entity
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Google, please help. I accidentally sent the request for help to Twitter. I still don't fully understand the technology of this time period. How do I delete a tweet, Google?
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John Doe
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What the fuck do you mean you have daddy issues you ARE daddy issues
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I might have daddy issues.
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Jesus fucking christ there are three of them.
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No one tell him I put insecticide in it
@JMagnus1800
Jonah Magnus.
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Alright, so there's just two Arthurs now.
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6 months
Might try this β€˜battery acid spaghetti’ thing everyone is talking about.
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Google how fucking could you I thought we were friends
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5 months
THERE WERE NO WONDERS!!!! HE'S JUST A PRICK!!!! HE DID NOT SHOW ANY WONDERS!!!
@starryqu0tes
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JOHN: kayne's bloodstained hand is stretched out towards us, as if... as if to take it. KAYNE: i have such wonders to show you.
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The fucking... The NERVE. I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM. THAT PIECE OF SHIT
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
life is loss
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6 months
Would anyone like more pictures of the cat?
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
Faroe keeps talking about this 'Chemical Romance' thing. I might give it a listen, since I'm looking for more things to occupy myself while Arthur sleeps.
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@john_the_entity
John Doe
6 months
πŸš«πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Repost if your account is not a safe place for British "people"πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸš«
No more Britain
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
No one has pestered me about the furby thing today… I hope it has died down for now…
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@john_the_entity
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6 months
I hope Lilly is doing okay, somewhere out there. She helped to change my life and she doesn't even know I exist.
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