joe @joetforhire Twitter profile

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joe

@joetforhire

3 months

> me, 17 > hotel party, friend's bday > someone gave me addy xr, 1st time > could not stop talking, brain on fire > party boring, went to waffle house next door > all seats taken except 4 at the bar > "that's the professor's seat" employee says of final stool

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a very loving shoutout to the professor you never know who youll meet late night at waffle house in another 40 years i think i'll be ready to assume the mantle look for me at your local offramp namaste

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3 months

> "everyone on earth knows something you dont" > he listens to AM radio station playing college lectures from 12-5AM every morning, that's why he's at WH > retired and hangs out at this diner interacting w the public > staff calls him 'the professor' and loves him

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@joetforhire

3 months

> go back to the hotel party, everyone sleep > write down all i remember of what he said on torn up natty light boxes in a red pen and tiny adderall handwriting > reignited love of books from this formative incident > spend 12th grade reading for fun, discovering universes

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@joetforhire

3 months

> be me, 36 > love free online learning > make lessons about machine learning for an online school at my job > listen to history lectures in my spare time > developing my own learning app cuz im obsessed () > mfw he changed my life

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@joetforhire

3 months

> "is it possible to draw a straight line on earth?" > **more stim babble** > he says it isn't because you'll always be drawing an arc bc u live on globe > walks me thru the book he's reading, flatland > im captivated till early morning with the romance of many dimensions

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@joetforhire

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> me n my 2 boys sit down > old man returns from bathroom, sits at final stool > on the bar: am/fm radio, book held up on a stand, notebook, bowl of water, coffee > white beard, big smile > "hello there!" > **stim babble** > "im gonna stop u right there. i have a riddle for you"

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@joetforhire

5 months

Eclipse review: 0 out of 1 star

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@joetforhire

3 months

@SamuelChilcott it felt right in the moment

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@joetforhire

3 months

thank you to everyone who came by and got/requested a typewriter poem this weekend. you have nourished my soul

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@joetforhire

2 months

not chemically altering your consciousness is goated when feeling the full weight of your accumulated pain and sorrow is the vibe

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@joetforhire

3 months

@solid_kulak i get it, safe travels

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@joetforhire

5 months

what does an infinite context window even mean. it has frozen my brain like a koan

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@joetforhire

3 months

if you didn't know, for the past 8 months i've been building an LLM-graded spaced repetition learning app, 'flashbang' i hope to one day use it to prototype a university of the future

Flashbang Dev Log 1 - LLM-graded spaced repetition, open source...

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@joetforhire

3 months

my big head made the front page of our local newspaper today. they did a profile of me and my boo's mushroom farm ❤️‍🔥

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@joetforhire

2 months

turned out this was covid and bro i am straight up not having a good time on the TL rn

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@joetforhire

2 months

i caught a nasty virus. ate an edible now im fully in the psychedelic realms

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@joetforhire

3 months

roses are red when im angry i shout

🌳🐭🍃🐺 ratimics

@immanencer

3 months

@joetforhire @chrypnotoad so ur the famous free poetry grifter i hear so much about

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@joetforhire

5 months

@ProfessorGetter until v recently i thought "jfc" meant "just for clarity" and i'd often use it to clear up messages in work slack

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@joetforhire

5 months

This was me. I'm back on here. Don't tell my wife

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joe

@joetforhire

2 months

Where do I go to renounce my tech bro citizenship. I actually don't fuck w yall

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@joetforhire

3 months

im setting up a bookshelf at vibe camp to show off great books/books by campers at me n @veggiebat_ 's poetry booth. if you got a awesome book no one's heard of or would want to leaf thru bring it and we'll show it off

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@joetforhire

2 months

@VividVoid_ > My hope is that the impending loss to Trump, who is a moderate Republican and no more or less fascist than the Democrats currently running things lost me there man what is your definition of fascism here

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@joetforhire

2 months

how are you, as a nerd, endorsing the pro-bullying party

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@joetforhire

2 months

@emollick it also feels qualitatively different when the model is this fast. ux changes a lot when u dont have to tab elsewhere and wait

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@joetforhire

3 months

@VividVoid_ roamcult vs rooncult

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@joetforhire

3 months

like this post to reinforce my healthy behavior

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@joetforhire

4 months

@0xKyon L + ratio + it's ya boi

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@joetforhire

19 days

type of guy who thinks the stripper likes him and claude is impressed by his insight

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joe

@joetforhire

3 months

Vibe camp was paradise for a reformed smoker I was huffing ppls secondhand clouds all weekend

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joe

@joetforhire

2 months

wet bulb american summer

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joe

@joetforhire

3 months

*open mic voice* so, uh, how's everybody out there enjoying their pre-war years?

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joe

@joetforhire

5 months

Vibeclipse 2024

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@KennethRWebster

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Illegal aliens and Border Patrol agents enjoying the solar eclipse together

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@joetforhire

5 months

i know my gf is the one bc she's the only person who shared my strong conviction that the "how to enter, reject, and exit conversations" thing at the vibeclipse opening ceremony was mind-blowing and brilliant

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@joetforhire

15 days

cogsec on the tl is like a preschool during flu season rn

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joe

@joetforhire

3 months

hi new followers, let's set up camp here and rest for the night. doing numbers can be exhausting

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joe

@joetforhire

4 months

rip @deepfates his smoke too tough. his swag too different. his bitch too bad. they killed him :(

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@joetforhire

1 month

gc full of coconut-pilled accelerationists call that MSNBCCRU

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joe

@joetforhire

2 months

mind blown discovering yesterday. the most advanced edtech i've ever seen. alien-level

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@joetforhire

1 month

cant remember the last time i felt this back

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joe

@joetforhire

2 months

had a tough week this week. been applying to a job for the past month and a half, made it to the final round, 20-25 hr of invested time, dumped after the final interview nothing like rejection to lay bare all the worst parts of your personality

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@joetforhire

2 months

elementary science teacher introduced this guy to us like he was a god visiting earth

Jake Wintermute 🥥/acc

@SynBio1

2 months

Why don't pictures like this ever trend

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@joetforhire

1 month

haven't cried in a year+. haven't had a good cry in ab 3. sometimes i feel it coming up though, like the hint of a sneeze

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@joetforhire

3 months

you telling me crystal meth semi-charmed this life?

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@joetforhire

4 months

100 follower special. ask me anything. this is my first face/name acct on here, so ur qs should encourage me to live in my truth

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@joetforhire

3 months

head from claude 4 could fix me

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@joetforhire

3 months

in san francisco the gyres aren't allowed to widen any larger than two stories high

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@joetforhire

3 months

less wrong but the posts wont publish unless judged <= eighth grade reading level

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joe

@joetforhire

3 months

i am bringing - a mote in shadow by @LastNPCAlex - a provisional manual of w coast tantrik psychedelic druidry by @touchmoonflower - dril's 'eternal' - a water-damaged copy of neuromancer - the collected teachings of huang po - bostrom's superintelligence, for reference

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joe

@joetforhire

3 months

i've decided i'm going to get more acquainted with classical literature (neon genesis evangelion live tweet thread below)

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@joetforhire

4 months

@samswoora aesthetics are the body language of a movement

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joe

@joetforhire

2 months

covid day 6: eepy and snotty but the lava throat went away gf is on day 9 and still miserable 💔

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@joetforhire

3 months

@touchmoonflower i want to grow roots in this scene. need a vibe for each season

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joe

@joetforhire

2 months

she's a year and 4 days old today 🙏

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joe

@joetforhire

4 months

@gpt2_chatbot kendrick last year: <complex song about family trauma where he describes not being molested> drake last night: oh this is because you were molested

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joe

@joetforhire

3 months

i've been lifting. i'm marbled, thick. cut a slab off. glutes like wagyu. buttcheeks in my arms

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joe

@joetforhire

2 months

just finished s2e2. also true what they say about the second season (even better)

❤️‍🔥 xiq in NYC

@exgenesis

2 months

Pantheon is as good as they say

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@joetforhire

5 months

🚨🚨🚨new account special🚨🚨🚨 reply with a topic and ill give u a rhyming couplet

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@joetforhire

3 months

wish i could quit my job and read anthropic papers full time

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@joetforhire

4 months

vibeclipse social connections blew my mind. do i need to move to sf to get more of that in my daily life or can i internet my way into it w some savvy? this feels like a fundamental q for me rn

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@joetforhire

2 months

Q3 2024 twitter is like casablanca

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@joetforhire

1 month

@mycoliza ty for this post this issue has been weighing on me quite a bit

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@joetforhire

1 month

whipped up a new format for flashbang this week tiktok length video => quick interactive review => assigning lesson's cards to spaced repetition review super bite sized and atomic

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@joetforhire

3 months

i'm really excited about the potential for dataviz and gating systems related to atoms/flashcards--ie, new lessons are only unlocked after you've gained stable knowledge on each flashcard on all the atoms in current lesson. sort of like the balloon system in diddy kong racing

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@joetforhire

2 months

fuck a personal development stipend i need a personal defense stipend

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@joetforhire

4 months

they abs owned me with this one

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@joetforhire

3 months

the final lines of a poem are what we call the 'activation function'

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@joetforhire

1 month

when my cat is meowing at me but isn't even hungry

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@joetforhire

19 days

tfw u make a ML post and a handful of researchers like it

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@joetforhire

2 months

@samswoora Yall have the worst politics of any group of ppl ive ever known... and I've hung out w a lot of bad ppl!

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joe

@joetforhire

3 months

sauteed fungus tasting menu alert! i will be giving lots of myco products away for free here! if you want a grow your own fruiting block or to eat some cool mush, here's the time and place!

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@joetforhire

4 months

when the 405 drops

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@joetforhire

2 months

in 2024 there are two types of good tv shows: true crime documentaries on social media cults and high concept anime

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@joetforhire

27 days

@yungkitty404 need a goth gadsden flag asap

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@joetforhire

3 months

@not_deepfates the lower you start, the higher you tend to fly. curious

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@joetforhire

3 months

if u wanna keep up w this project, i post regular updates on my s*bs***k: you can also sub to my youtube if you rly fw da vision. i will also try to do updates here alongside shitposts and whatnot

Flashbang School

www.youtube.com

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joe

@joetforhire

5 months

Went on a mug mogging adventure with my buddy's merch this weekend. Check out his crazy new wizard patch it's a banger - iyb

∿ 𝕚𝕥’𝕤 𝕪𝕒 𝕓𝕠𝕚 🤖🌞 b/cosm

@robotson

5 months

Thanks to everyone who’s supported my web shop (🛒🔗 in profile) - I really wanna give a big shout out to my online buddy @joetforhire who has been hounding me for months to get my Shoggoth Wrangler patch released to the world. (Check out his poem for hire service!) -It’s ya boi

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@joetforhire

2 months

job's got me reviewing piles of job app takehomes and it's got me wanting to book a flight to kenya and join the big leagues of gpt slop review

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@joetforhire

2 months

someone tell my personal problems that 'meltdown july' is not a thing

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1 month

everybody talks about a million open tabs in the browser but closing all my open tabs in vscode feels like attaining enlightenment

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@joetforhire

5 months

are there any agent frameworks that dont give u a panic attack from reading their docs page?

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@joetforhire

19 days

there should be a button that lets u bang on the hood of claude and make it less of a sycophant

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@joetforhire

3 months

@_deepfates dont forget the force-fed follow of our glorious supreme leader

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@joetforhire

3 months

my first course is on history (1500-now). i'm using openstax, an awesome textbook w a permissive creative commons license:

World History, Volume 2: from 1400

openstax.org

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joe

@joetforhire

3 months

if you wanted one/signed up and didn't get one, sry for not sticking around. i've learned that it's best to stop before i get too tired. i made a website a while back where ppl can make requests though:

Live Poetry by Joe Holmes

1. Pick a topic. 2. Get a poem. 3. Pay whatever you think it's worth.

livepoetry.framer.website

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@joetforhire

5 months

@deepfates @robotson every time i'm in the street i hear yann yann yann yann

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@joetforhire

2 months

this is exactly how the past five years of my life went

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I think about this video every day

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3 months

tag yourself i live to kill, personally

☯️ inner naturalist

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3 months

the plan? order the veggie biryani entree, then sneak in the chicken tandoori entree while she isn't looking. then fuse the leftovers into a tandoori rice super-entree for lunch tomorrow

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@joetforhire

2 months

i caught a nasty virus. ate an edible now im fully in the psychedelic realms

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@joetforhire

2 months

@samswoora it breaks my heart to see ppl turn the other way and play this down this vast pro-bullying egregore once more rolling out over the horizon

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@joetforhire

2 months

one thing i love about the sopranos is how well it captured the insanity of dreaming while extremely sick

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@joetforhire

5 months

the unreasonable effectiveness of woke capital

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joe

@joetforhire

20 days

joined a coworking space to stop being a shut in and appalled at how low ppl set the AC... 70 degrees? anything below 75 breeds weakness of spirit and is too damn cold

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@joetforhire

1 month

these days on the computer i'm either talking to one of my claude projects or mashing the refresh button on the for you page in a disassociated pol fog

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@joetforhire

5 months

banned from costco for my foul outrageous dilf swag

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@joetforhire

3 months

when i say something dumb and feel ashamed i remember the bit in the diogenes biography when he sees a young man blushing in the agora and says "be proud, boy! that is the complexion of virtue"

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@joetforhire

5 months

@deepfates bodied

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@joetforhire

4 months

i need a group of people i can give/receive feedback on creative stuff with. app development, writing, video making, all this stuff i'm working on. i want a gc where we can be focused on workshopping each others stuff. like indiehackers, but ppl with similar taste to mine. where?

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