"Sunderland fans celebrating a last minute winner against Shrewsbury like they won a cup final"
Mate, regardless of whether we're playing Real Madrid or KFC's staff team, I'm going ape shit for an injury time winner.
The scenes in Sunderland are vile. Those poor girls that tragically lost their lives wouldn't have even crossed the minds of those trashing up their own city, local businesses etc. It's merely a group of brain dead thugs, jumping at the chance to be brain dead thugs.
Who in the right mind would drive 3 hours to Sunderland just to watch a 39 year old Jermain Defoe get given a 2 minute run out at the end of a game.
...I would.
Lee Johnson said "Kyril, it's either me or Jermain. Your choice."
Kyril laughed in Lee's face, whipped out his contract, lowered his shades, slowly raised a lighter to it, said "Ha'way the fucking lads" and then torched it.
...so I've heard anyway.
The history between
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& Charlie Wyke goes out the window on Saturday.
It's a miracle that the lad is alive, let alone playing professional football on a Saturday. And that should be saluted, not mocked with vile songs. Some people knocking about are grade A tools.
Sunderland fans being called "arrogant" and "self-entitled" for wanting to fill Wembley. It's not our fault the "worldwide Wycombe Wanderers phenomenon" aren't selling their tickets.
Seen Will Still in LIDL. I asked him if he was taking the Sunderland job. He grabbed a Cinnamon whirl from the bakery, rammed it in my gob, pinned me against the wall and whispered "Ha'way the fuckin ladssss" in my ear before sprinting away. Make of that what you will. Nice guy.
Get Simic in, Free Mendy, volley Ian Harte, Keep Clarke, Piss the league, head to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over.
AN knew what the model was when he first come in. Unearthing young players, giving them game time, improving them etc. And he's largely seemed happy with that model. So let's not make excuses for him to walk away at the first opportunity because he wanted experienced players.
This time last year I bumped into Dan in New York. I told him he'd one day captain the club. He sobbed with emotion. I whipped out two pink slices. "Cheers!" We exclaimed. We proceeded to volley our cakes off Brooklyn Bridge whilst screaming "Fuck the mags!". Special moment🙏❤️
A game in which we can go top. We get both our manager and a player sent off. A former fan favourite scores a hat-trick for the opposition...
Name me a more sunderland game.
If Sunderland maintain a 100% record throughout August, I will purchase the full kit and attend the following game wearing said full kit. With shin pads, the lot. Might even throw in a captains armband.
Can we all please pray for the health & safety of Alex Pritchard today. I've seen some pretty serious threats knocking about that some Millwall fans are gonna shout some nasty words at him and maybe even raise their voices.
We're with you Pritch 🙏
Just seen the absolute pile on O'Nien for the first goal. Not a chance that's his fault. Deflection wrong footed him, impossible to do anything. The agenda against that lad at times is laughable. Not an ounce of praise when he's playing well (which is a lot by the way).
He's overseen some of the worst results in the clubs history. We've won 7 from 22. Don't give me this "But but but, we're in third". Aye, third doesn't get you automatically promoted. It's not good enough.
Had we not signed Ellis Simms and THEN seen first hand how good he is, I'd be more arsed about Broadhead moving to Wigan. But the fact of the matter is if Stewart & Simms play the way they did against Bristol City every week, Broadhead isn't getting near the starting eleven.
I feel like a lot of fans are in a similar boat. Apathetic. I'm so far past anger, shouting, swearing etc. Just feeling more and more disconnected with the club by the day. It's horrible, but true.
Mental how many people are getting ahead of themselves after watching 30 minutes against South Shields. Just because we're gonna win the FA Cup, seal promotion mid October and Mayenda is gonna have a 40 goal season, gives us no reason to go mad🙄
Bailey Wright was an absolute monster last night. Won everything in the air, accompanied by a handful of beautifully timed crunching challenges. Love it so I do😍
The "ticket man" looks me up and down (in my Sunderland shirt) and says "you lot were fun yesterday" in the most bitchy way. I took a big gulp from my can of madri, stood up, slapped him with my ticket and screamed "Ha'way the lads!" at a crying baby.
About 1/3 of that was true.
He announced that we were in a relegation battle before a ball was even kicked. Horrendous signings, sleepwalked us into the championship and didn't show a glimmer of passion from the second he was appointed.
I will forever hate this c***.
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He was a good manager, but Manchester United damaged his reputation. He wasn’t a popular appointment on both occasions he came to West Ham.
He educated himself, found what makes the team tick, and now he has the players playing at their best.
This man has earned our respect. ⚒
Humbled to say the least is a understatement!!!!! The BeastMode On documentary is finally here! Out on Amazon Prime 28th October and there’s a private screening on the 26th October. For more info click link on how to attend…….. trailer to follow. 🙏🏿
I've scrolled past today's goals 1000 times already on my feed, and I've stopped to watch the same videos every single time. A Sunderland win is just the best isn't it? Can't be topped 😍
Imagine having a normal, quiet summer as a Sunderland fan? Imagine...
But no. We've got a cryptocurrency pyramid scheme trying to buy us and a former player claiming we forced him to play with Covid.
Dear me. Never a dull moment.
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have offered Roy Keane a chance to return to management after productive talks took place today. He is currently thinking about the offer and will make a decision soon. More to follow on
@TeleFootball
❌ “Roy Keane didn’t speak to players in the right way, it was very disrespectful!”
👀 “His man management was 0/100!”
🔥 “Once at
#AVFC
, I said to Roy - ‘I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to the manager!’”
@Ga11Agbon
reveals the arguments he faced with Roy Keane at Villa 🤯
Edouard Michut deal, completed - French midfielder leaves PSG and joins Sunderland on loan with buy option clause worth €5m. It’s all signed. ⚪️🔴🤝
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Sell-on clause also included in the deal. Issues finally resolved.
Seen Amad at the same Lidl bakery I saw will Still. Asked him if he's joining. He slapped my cheese twist right out of my hand, booted me in the shin, stuck me in a headlock and whispered "Ha'Way the fuckin lads" before nicking my phone and volleying it down the Isle. Nice guy.
🔵🚜 Ipswich Town agree deal to sign Jack Clarke from Sunderland, here we go!
Package worth £20m with add-ons included.
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also secured a sell on clause as part of the deal.
One more important, ambitious signing for
#ITFC
.
Taking a one goal lead to Hillsborough absolutely terrifies me. Particularly because we could/should have been 3-0 up after 50 odd minutes.
Either way, I believe in that moody, Scottish beauty😅❤️
Slightly surreal & emotional moment. Nearly 5 years ago a lad from Blackpool who is Sunderland obsessed decided to start a YouTube channel playing FIFA. He moved onto ranting about his beloved Sunderland. Over 1000 videos and hours of work later, that channel hit 15,000 subs 🙏❤️