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Joel Rabinowitz
11 months
You know you’ve had a bad day when you’ve played 70 mins vs 10 men, ended up losing from 1-0 up and find yourself whinging about not being able to play against 9 men.
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11 months
🗣️ "For me that is a red card" Eddie Howe thinks Trent Alexander-Arnold should have been sent off 🟥
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Joel Rabinowitz
11 months
Two games in a row now Liverpool have gone down to 10 men and Szoboszlai has stepped up and basically done the running of two players in midfield. The guy is an absolute machine.
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Joel Rabinowitz
6 years
Klopp has taken Liverpool to the CL semi finals for the first time in a decade with a 19 yr old academy product at RB, an £8.5m LB from Hull and Gini Wijnaldum in defensive midfield, knocking out the most expensive squad in football history. Man’s a genius.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Liverpool would be level on points with Arsenal if they hadn’t played a single game of football since 2nd November.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 months
The Diaz goal vs Spurs. The Ødegaard handball. Doku planting his studs into Mac Allister's chest. How does it keep happening? Beyond a joke.
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Joel Rabinowitz
1 year
Richarlison whipping his top off, shushing the crowd, doing the “pigeon” dance and then having his big Anfield moment ripped away from him two mins later is incredibly, incredibly funny. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Not winning the title on 97 and 92 points and then turning into muck as soon as City drop off is incredibly annoying.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Remember when Villa just needed to not concede three goals in 20 minutes at the Etihad.
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Joel Rabinowitz
3 years
Seriously, what is the point?
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Joel Rabinowitz
10 months
What Kovacic just did there is worse than any of Liverpool’s four red cards this season.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Same ref.
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Cllr Peter Harvey
2 years
Penalty. Not a penalty.
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Joel Rabinowitz
4 years
No Salah. No Firmino. Shaqiri's first start in over four months. Robertson off injured at HT. Fabinho on a booking after 10 mins (for a perfect tackle). Henderson playing with injections in his knee. It gets overlooked just how many mitigating circumstances there were that night.
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Joel Rabinowitz
3 years
Just when you thought Liverpool had hit rock bottom, they concede a penalty by Trent getting kicked in the head.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 months
Shoutout to Ben Chilwell for one of the most pathetic ‘captain’ displays you’ll ever see.
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Joel Rabinowitz
7 months
Thought we had to learn to just respect referees, accept their decisions and learn that it’s all part of the game. Isn’t that how this works?
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Last Word On Spurs
7 months
🚨Ange Postecoglou 🔛 VAR: 🙄"The first penalty was so clear & obvious it only took them 3 minutes to make the decision." 😤"VAR picked up everything EXCEPT for one tackle that might have cost me another player!" 📺[ @HaytersTV ] #THFC | #COYS | #BHATOT
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
17% possession, one shot on target, less than 100 passes completed and more time spent rolling around on the floor than trying to score, but sure, not the result Everton deserved. Interesting assessment.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
It’s voted for by fellow professionals. Wild how deep that sense of entitlement and insecurity runs.
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🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😘
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Joel Rabinowitz
6 years
When Gary Neville says Liverpool should’ve had two penalties you know the ref is having a shocker.
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Joel Rabinowitz
1 year
People saying this should’ve been a pen: you’re forgetting a basic, well established rule of Premier League football. You can do whatever you like to Salah, especially in the box.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Comes across as incredibly insecure about the general lack of interest in City’s achievements. The plain and simple fact is that “state-funded club with virtually limitless financial resources on course for fourth title in five seasons” isn’t an interesting story to most people.
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James Nalton
2 years
Guardiola speaking to @CarrieBrownTV : "Everyone in this country supports Liverpool, the media and everyone. Of course, because Liverpool has an incredible history in European competition, not in the Premier League - won one in 30 years..."
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Once again, Liverpool remain the only big club on the planet to consistently treat the transfer window like an inconvenience rather than an opportunity to strengthen.
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Fabrizio Romano
2 years
Jurgen Klopp announces Liverpool will not sign any other player in January: “Nothing will happen in this transfer window, not at all”. 🚨🔴 #LFC “It's all good with this squad”, Klopp added.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Liverpool basically got punished for playing the offside trap perfectly with that Villa goal.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
England fans booing Gomez tonight for getting attacked by his own teammate (and not retaliating at all) is beyond pathetic. Absolute gang of weirdos. And people wonder why so many Liverpool fans disassociate themselves from the national team.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Fernandinho’s ability to escape yellow cards remains utterly bemusing.
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Joel Rabinowitz
3 years
Thiago a totally different player with a proper DM mopping up behind him. Who would’ve thought...
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Joel Rabinowitz
6 years
Liverpool end the season unbeaten at home in the league- the only team out of the 92 clubs in the entire English Football League to do so.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Alisson, assisting Salah, before gliding across the entire length of the pitch like a 6ft 3in Olympian sprinter, is an iconic moment for the ages. A normal goalkeeper holds on to the ball in that scenario. But he isn't normal. He's the best there is.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Mané always puts in an incredible shift, but that was something else today. There isn't an attacking player in world football who tracks back as well as he does.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Big Joel Matip: an understated hero of this season. Doesn’t get any of the headlines but he’s been absolutely immense alongside Van Dijk. Assist in the final as well. What a free signing he’s turned out to be.
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Joel Rabinowitz
4 years
Doesn't seem to get much attention but the loss of Van Dijk and Gomez has been far, far more damaging to Liverpool's build-up play than it has been in a defensive sense. Takes so much longer to progress up the pitch without them.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
There is nothing sweeter than beating a team who spent the entire game time wasting to an astonishing degree with a winning goal in additional stoppage time added on precisely because of their incessant time wasting.
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Joel Rabinowitz
4 years
Feel like I’ve been watching the same football match on loop for about a month.
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Joel Rabinowitz
6 months
The level Joe Gomez is playing at right now is quite frankly absurd.
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Joel Rabinowitz
8 months
Yes, I am bitter that they didn’t let Liverpool do this and then decided it was fine for Chelsea and City.
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Transfer Sector
8 months
🚨🚨| Man City will wear the gold 2023 FIFA World Champions badge in all PL and UCL matches across the remainder of the 2023/24 campaign. [ @City_Xtra ]
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 months
I think this is the most proud I have ever been of a Liverpool performance. Absolutely unbelievable achievement. This will rank right up there among the greatest moments of Klopp’s reign. Heroic doesn’t even do it justice.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Remember when people were seriously trying to convince themselves that Thiago was a problem for Liverpool. Great times.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Only in England could so many people not rate a guy who has won literally everything there is to win in club football and get annoyed when he consistently gets picked at international level.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Sami Hyypia on Instagram just now. An iconic duo if I ever saw one...
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Joel Rabinowitz
7 months
Eddie Howe presenting it as a hard luck story after his team conceded the highest xG since records began.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Pedro Chirivella has been at Liverpool for over six years now. Only one Premier League appearance in his career. Yesterday he came up against an Everton midfield pair with a combined 459 PL apps and looked an absolute cut above. A class act.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 months
Since when did it become normal for players to give interviews praising the “character” of a referee after they’ve just benefited from a pretty blatant officiating error?
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Sky Sports Premier League
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"He could've crumbled but that shows his experience, that shows his character" Kyle Walker praises Michael Oliver's professionalism over Liverpool's penalty decision ❌
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Van Dijk, Trent and Robertson have 37 goals/assists between them this season. Thirty-seven.
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Joel Rabinowitz
6 years
No one is "rattled" by Kane getting awarded the goal. They're laughing at a professional footballer swearing on his daughter's life and publicly campaigning to have a goal against Stoke taken off his team mate so that he could be 4 behind Salah in the golden boot race.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
If Liverpool don’t win the league this season, which is pretty likely, it won’t be because they only got a point vs City at the Etihad. It’s the draws against Brentford and Brighton from winning positions, and the limp defeat to knackered Leicester side, that will sting.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Darwin takes the ball in his stride perfectly while running at full pelt. Tyler: “Clumsy touch.”
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Joel Rabinowitz
3 years
Liverpool's league record with Fabinho starting in midfield in 2021: played 7, won 7, scored 17, conceded four.
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Joel Rabinowitz
6 years
A word for Dejan Lovren, who, despite the final result and the usual stick he gets, was absolutely exceptional in the biggest game of his career up against one of the greatest players of all time.
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Joel Rabinowitz
3 years
Curtis Jones absolutely majestic tonight. Maturing into a hell of a midfielder.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Class act @DanielSturridge . Will always be an Anfield hero.
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Joel Rabinowitz
4 years
Mané through on goal and Tierney blows up for half-time five seconds early. What on earth?!
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Joel Rabinowitz
6 years
Liverpool bench for Klopp's first game in charge (Oct 2015): Bogdan, Toure, Randall, Teixeira, Allen, Sinclair, Ibe. Yesterday: Karius, Fabinho, Clyne, Henderson, Lallana, Shaqiri, Sturridge. Complete rebuild in the space of 3 years.
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Joel Rabinowitz
8 months
So you can stop play and go back two minutes to award a penalty but you can’t stop the game to give an actual goal that’s already been given by the VAR. Great.
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Joel Rabinowitz
11 months
Fully expecting the FA to hit Newcastle with multiple suspensions for players swearing at the referee. The precedent has been set, so I’m sure they’ll continue apply the same standards with total consistency. Definitely.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Really enjoyed Lucas Digne getting ragged all over the show by 16-year-old Harvey Elliott there.
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Joel Rabinowitz
3 years
Defensive statistics this season (league games only) Tackle success: Trent 57.9% Walker 54.3% Trippier 43.9% James 38.8% Dribbled past per 90: Trent 0.71 Walker 0.74 James 1.14 Trippier 1.16 Ball recoveries per 90: Trent 9.97 Trippier 8.87 Walker 8.66 James 8.18 Via @fbref
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Joel Rabinowitz
11 months
Vintage Darwin that. Misses a sitter, then executes a brilliant volley that’s 10x more technically demanding.
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Joel Rabinowitz
1 year
Really glad Liverpool threw an entire season down the drain waiting for a specific midfield target, refusing to compromise on alternatives, only to decide they can’t afford him anyway, when everyone knew he’d cost a huge amount of money all along. Superb.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Mad how they’re treating that perfectly legitimate Milner tackle as a point of major controversy.
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Joel Rabinowitz
3 years
No Van Dijk, Gomez & Matip for the vast majority of the season. Henderson, Thiago, Jota & Ox out for 2+ months. Fabinho, Kabak, Milner, Keita all missing a major chunk of games through injury. To finish 3rd is a quite remarkable achievement in the face of enormous adversity.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Yet another transfer window in which Liverpool have chosen not to address their biggest weakness. Whether it comes down to FSG not supplying funds, not having a proper shortlist of viable targets, or Klopp being happy with his current options, it’s an abject failure. A farce.
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Joel Rabinowitz
3 years
Really, really doesn't feel like Liverpool have won four of the last six in the league without defeat in over two months. Taken more points than both Man City & Chelsea in this period. Somehow.
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Joel Rabinowitz
10 months
Pathetic really, and all part of the problem. If your team benefits from such an egregiously poor refereeing display, at least have the integrity to acknowledge it. Presenting what happened yesterday as “just part of the game” is just disingenuous bullshit that helps no one.
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Sky Sports News
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🗣 "We need to understand that errors are part of the game" Spurs manager Ange Postecoglou sympathises with the officials following Luis Diaz's incorrectly disallowed goal against his side ⚪🔴
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Joel Rabinowitz
7 years
So, it turns out Salah got subbed due to a hamstring issue while Firmino & Coutinho were rested due to advice from the medical team. Almost like Klopp has more info when making team selections than people on Twitter.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
There are still people out there who think Jordan Henderson isn't very good at football. Mad.
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Joel Rabinowitz
8 months
Wild how people have forgotten that only a couple of months ago Liverpool became the first team in PL history to score a goal that was reviewed and given by the officials and the scoreboard wasn’t updated.
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Next Generation Arsenal
8 months
Seems like the PGMOL have chosen Liverpool this year, congratulations to them
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Joel Rabinowitz
1 year
The idea that Liverpool might not be able to complete a deal for a player they like with a €70m release clause, having signed ONE senior midfielder in five years prior to this window, is pretty farcical.
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David Ornstein
1 year
🚨 Liverpool exploring move for Dominik Szoboszlai of RB Leipzig. #LFC met his camp this week; latest attacking mid to be considered. Unclear if it develops due to price but is desired profile. Unrelated to potential Carvalho loan @TheAthleticFC #RBLeipzig
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Liverpool players have handled themselves with grace and dignity after losing the title race by the finest of margins. That their fellow professionals apparently feel the need to sing about them in such distasteful terms speaks volumes.
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Joel Rabinowitz
7 months
Generally not into conspiracy theories about referees but my god, Paul Tierney makes it difficult.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Painful watching Matheus Nunes make mince meat of Liverpool’s midfield there knowing Liverpool actively chose not to sign him last summer because they only wanted “the right player”…before signing Arthur Melo on loan deadline day.
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Joel Rabinowitz
4 years
Fabinho has played three full games at CB now for Liverpool (Bayern & Brighton in 2018/19, Chelsea yesterday). Zero goals and only three shots on target conceded across those 270 mins.
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Joel Rabinowitz
11 months
The time period between Villa collapsing from 2-0 up at the Etihad to full time in the CL final in Paris was beyond brutal. Mentally checked out of football for a good while after that.
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MC
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What is the saddest you’ve ever felt in football?
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Joel Rabinowitz
7 years
@realDonaldTrump Get off Twitter and do your actual job?
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Jordan Henderson with a true captain's performance tonight. Battled, pressed aggressively, set the tone, used the ball intelligently. Don't let anyone tell you he's not a leader after that. A performance to be immensely proud of.
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Joel Rabinowitz
1 year
Here’s a radical idea: sign Caicedo and Lavia and give Klopp the best possible chance to win the league again.
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Joel Rabinowitz
4 years
54 goals/assists between Trent & Robertson combined since the start of last season in all comps. Fifty four. From full-back.
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Joel Rabinowitz
10 months
Compare those two Kovacic challenges to what got Jota sent off last week. It’s a joke. A farce. Can’t take this league seriously.
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Joel Rabinowitz
11 months
Big mention for Joe Gomez there. Thrown into an incredibly tough situation and was absolutely immaculate, huge factor in holding the defence together. Delighted for him
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Joel Rabinowitz
3 years
Thiago hasn't started a single game in midfield alongside Fabinho or Henderson since the Goodison derby in October. One of the biggest shames about this season that Klopp never got to build around that midfield trio. It had absolutely everything.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
It’s mad how many Liverpool games are made to feel a lot more precarious than they actually are because of offside passages of play being allowed to run on and result in chances for the opposition. Commentators speak as if they were actual chances that Liverpool got away with.
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Joel Rabinowitz
4 months
City’s ability to evade stonewall penalties is quite remarkable. That Grealish handball was as blatant as they come. Once again, VAR not recommending an on-field review despite a clear officiating error.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Since May, Liverpool have gone 1-0 down in... 3rd min vs Villarreal 3rd min vs Aston Villa 13th min vs Southampton 3rd min vs Wolves 16th min vs United 5th min vs Napoli 4th min vs Brighton 1st min vs Arsenal 4th min vs Leeds
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Joel Rabinowitz
6 years
Chamberlain is brilliant. Mocked for his transfer fee, slated by Arsenal fans. Reaches the CL quarter-finals for the first time in his career in his debut season at Liverpool and scores a 25-yard screamer, while they're sat 6th in the table and playing Europa League football.
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2 years
Konate’s best game for Liverpool. Immaculate performance.
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Joel Rabinowitz
4 years
And that, right there, is a Liverpool legend.
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Joel Rabinowitz
2 years
Don’t think I can remember a great team falling off a cliff quite like this before. From the brink of a quadruple to this horrendous mess in the space of a few months. Never seen anything like it.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
That was the performance of a side who know they’re the best in the world. Most complete display of the season, no doubt. One of the best ever under Klopp.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
So you can dive and win a penalty, even with VAR. Great.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
Delighted for Shaqiri. First start of the season (first league start since January), slotted in brilliantly. Lovely goal, but that aside his use of the ball was so intelligent, so calm, and was really diligent in his work out of possession too. Exactly what you want to see.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
This idea that the league is particularly poor this season... Average points after 25 games over the last five seasons: 1st- 60 2nd - 52 3rd - 50 This season: Liverpool - 73 City - 51 Leicester - 49
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 years
No clean sheet in 13 games, followed by three in a row. All of them in Fabinho's absence. Football is weird sometimes.
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Joel Rabinowitz
7 years
Having seen plenty of Lukaku, Lacazette and Morata this season, I wouldn't swap any of them for Firmino. Never in a million years.
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Joel Rabinowitz
9 months
What was there to “accept” in that game? All the major decisions were indisputably correct (other than Spurs should’ve had red cards even earlier than they did). He has no reason to feel aggrieved by anything.
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Sky Sports Premier League
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"The way the game's going, I don't like it" ❌ Ange Postecoglou strong on the impact of VAR 🎥
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Joel Rabinowitz
3 years
The Jota non-penalty vs Spurs, when he was completely wiped out by Royal, was as nailed on as they come. Ref didn’t even check the monitor. There have been multiple other similar ones not given too. Can’t really be bothered with the vociferous outrage about that one being given.
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Joel Rabinowitz
1 year
I have no faith whatsoever that City will end up facing any meaningful punishment.
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Joel Rabinowitz
10 months
Why does Darren England flat out shut down the very logical suggestion that the game should be paused, knowing that a horrendous error has been made? Doesn't even give it a moment's thought. Just dismissed it from the off. Find that very, very strange behaviour.
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Joel Rabinowitz
4 months
Liverpool’s commitment to repeatedly manufacturing extremely stressful situations to dig themselves out of his astonishing. Never, ever the easy way.
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Joel Rabinowitz
5 months
Bobby Clark looked every inch like a senior pro tonight. So much guile and composure on the ball and fantastic work rate throughout.
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Joel Rabinowitz
6 years
Haven't seen a word of praise for him but Henderson was magnificent tonight.
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Joel Rabinowitz
4 years
Losing two of the best players in the world for a prolonged period – both in the absolute prime of their careers – to severe knee injuries, both directly inflicted by completely unnecessary, horrific challenges by opposition players in the same match. It really is sickening.
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Joel Rabinowitz
7 months
Something I've observed about Arsenal over these recent games is how regularly and easily their players seem to go down and then spend half the game whinging. Odegaard being the worst culprit. Gets brushed aside constantly. Tantrums left, right and centre.
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