On the nightshift n walking down argyle street to Tesco with my hard hat on and a group a junkies shout look at the state a this cunt n start doing the ymca 🤣🤣🤣
Coronavirus has killed 40 000 in the UK, America’s just about at war with itself, and there’s me getting an email from my landlord that she’s had complaints about my 16inch pizza box being to big for the fuckin bin, honest to fuckin god 🤣🤣
Aberdeen bound for work on the train n a cunts just sat doon beside me n wants to talk about brexit, ive took the mad dog out ma bag n hopefully he’s seen enough n will shut the fuck up 😂🙈
Just met my neighbour for the first time, wee woman in her 80s n she said I know your a celtic man as I’ve seen your boys tops, I’m a Celtic fan aswell so we’ll be ok😂that’s me getting her messages from this day on 🍀👏🏻
When ur back fae holiday n chewing the fat wae ur maw n she hits oot wae that’s you divorced joe,I opened ur mail by mistake 😂😂😂👏🏻
#reallifetroubles
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Out playing ⚽️ with the wee man n we ended up playing 4 a side with the young team, I went in goal n was on fire, one of the wee guys went off in a huff cause he couldn’t score 🤣what a buzz ⚽️ they need to learn the hard way 🤣
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Cmon big man, O’Donnell had his time, was he no a sub for Motherwell not to long ago?
Ralston’s no world beater but 💯 better than they 2 🏴⚽️🏴
Wee jay giving it big licks 5weeks ago about Santa not being true has just ran into the room with his tooth that’s fell out asking if I think the tooth fairy will come 🤣naw wee man he’s no no true either, get to your kip 🤣
Wouldn’t be surprised if Connor Goldson is still in Seville pinging 50 yard passes to every seat in the stadium, he musta launched the baw oot the pitch a record amount a times last night, the only only one he didn’t launch cost his team the cup ⚽️🥳