Njau🇳🇴🇰🇪 @jnjauu Twitter profile

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@jnjauu

3 months

Msiangalie mtu akiwa abducted muwache abebwe, we have been standing for each other let’s not let this happen. And don’t walk alone while protesting. #RutoMustGo

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@jnjauu

18 days

Maandamano Tuesday returns. Effectively TOMORROW!

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@jnjauu

3 months

Ministry of Transport - Murkomen - total mess Agriculture - Linturi - no words Health - Nakhumicha - Incompetence Interior - Kindiki - Confused Ict - Owalo - clueless Education - Machogu - pathetic Sports - Ababu - disgusting Nothing is working. At all #RutoMustGo

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@jnjauu

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- A young man was killed by the Cs's education vehicle leaving Endarasha. - a governor is stranded abroad with 679m cash, "to build a hospital for natives in a foreign country". - a fire engine was sent to disrupt Morara Kebaso's rally at Nyeri ...

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@jnjauu

2 months

Perfume inauzwa 12k online lakini Carrefour ni 1800/= 😂. Online resellers are crazy

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@jnjauu

3 months

Okay! What about these young kenyans?

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@NationAfrica

3 months

HIGH COURT rules that the shooting dead of Pakistani journalist Arshad Sharif by Kenya police in 2022 was unconstitutional; orders GoK to pay his family Sh10m as compensation.

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@jnjauu

3 months

"5 guys are at my door"

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@jnjauu

3 months

Ama Alfred Mutua ndo aliandika hizo scripts za abduction venye alikuwa anaandika za Cobra squad?

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@jnjauu

1 month

This country is crumbling at an alarming rate. Somebody tell Zakayo we'll be back in the streets soon, this time we've learned from our mistakes. When we meet there, it won't be business as usual. And fuck everyone supporting this regime.

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@jnjauu

26 days

You are Ruto's advisor not Morara's. Keep your distance

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27 days

What Morara Kebaso can learn from Goodhart’s Law

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3 years

😂

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1 year

Mungu tesa wengine sasa. Umenitesa ya kutosha.

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@jnjauu

2 years

Hii Express Way imechapa proper international PR, the rest of Africa now thinks we live in heaven.

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@jnjauu

6 months

Hanifa akienda kutafuta Sakaja

صموئيل

@Morara__

6 months

Huku South C kina Fatma ndio wanaelekea kutafuta viazi karai

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@jnjauu

2 years

The fact that I learnt programming this year, got an internship and another internship, now I get paid for it is enough win for me in 2022.

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@jnjauu

3 years

😂😂😂

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@jnjauu

2 months

I got me a lover girl fr. Cute shit❤️

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22 days

Kithure Kindiki - Kindizzy When the time comes, let all remember that I called it first.

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@jnjauu

6 months

Just to chip in, Babu Owino will never be an ideal candidate for any position. He's not fit to lead anyone, no matter how much you retards want to sanitize him.

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@jnjauu

3 years

Bro>>>>>😭😭😭

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@jnjauu

3 years

From a certified parenthood police to clothes material expert. It's either this one craves for attention or she has a serious problem.

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@jnjauu

3 years

😂nilipatana na hizi huko MKZ.

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@jnjauu

1 year

HOW TO CONVERT YOUR KENYAN UNIVERSITY GRADES INTO AMERICAN GPA 1. Calculate the total number of A's in your transcript. 2. Total number of B's 3. Total number of C's 4. Total number of D's Grade points A= 4 B= 3.7 C= 3 D= 2 For example ....

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@jnjauu

9 months

Have fun, you'll never be that free again

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@comfort__12

9 months

University 101:

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@jnjauu

10 months

Ukimaliza hiyo mchezo unafanya na sijui ruby, JavaScript and python. Rudi class usome java.

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@jnjauu

4 months

Back in the day ukispend a day with a new person apost hivi on whatsapp ulikuwa unajua uko finals.

✊🏾 Tuirio twega

@Annitajoe1

4 months

Today was awesome..... ❤️❤️❤️

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@jnjauu

3 years

mnatoka Kitengela kuendea chips under the bridge ndo tu uskie ukiitwa, 'Denith' na 'Motheth' hah

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@jnjauu

3 years

Vile Ombachi walishinda jana na mtoto wetu wakiangalia twitter attention yote ikienda kwa watoto wa politicians.

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@jnjauu

2 years

Haha, how it started vs how it is going.

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@jnjauu

3 years

😂 Everyone is using their own language 😂. Jamrick ni fala.

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@jnjauu

3 years

The next game is to do the #SantoriniChallenge Kenyan girls:

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@jnjauu

3 years

Lmao, huwa unagas huyu ex wako sana, get over her son.

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@osoroKE

3 years

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@jnjauu

3 years

Power couple at the #MetNgara

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@jnjauu

1 year

One lgbtv+ member gets killed by the boyfriend, the whole country is in an uproar, even the US embassy is involved. 39(and counting) bodies are found in relation to a religious cult, its business as usual. Only in Kenya.

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1 year

A lady is crying outside my door, from the sound of things, ni kama cohabiting na the love of her life imechemka. They honestly deserve it. You could see them shamelessly doing cute shit on the rooftop and I hated every bit of it.

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@jnjauu

6 months

Kusomea an ivy league halafu urudi huku kushonea watu waist beads is crazy.

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@jnjauu

2 years

I said it before and I will say it again Poor people should not have kids!

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

2 years

Parents of two families in Nyamira County leave their children to fend for themselves due to high cost of living

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@jnjauu

1 year

I'm very hurt, I'm crumbling. She got married

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@jnjauu

3 years

My Muslim babe amemaliza Ramadhan, back to sinning like there's no tomorrow.

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@jnjauu

3 months

Kamiti Road imejaa protestors all the way from Roysambu to Mirema drive. #RutoMustGo

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@jnjauu

3 years

"weka mafuta ama ushuke" Kilunda : wacha nitaimba basi

 Gee Kadere 🇰🇪

@Gee_Muri

5 years

Oyaaaaa oyaaaaa us thoose @kilundeezy @karigoh Kilundeezy to the world

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@jnjauu

5 months

That small girl working in Gachagua's office is daft, haha. Si akule kama amenyamaza bana.

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@jnjauu

3 years

Most lesbians huwa slim girls, ni kama madem pia hawapendi madem wanono but they don't say it.

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@jnjauu

3 years

Cuzo alimaliza form 4 juzi amepeana mimba. This will be tough for him.

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@jnjauu

10 months

Jealous girlfriends*

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@jnjauu

10 months

@nd4nuu You deserve love bbg Check DM

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@jnjauu

3 years

Power couple no.2 arrived with masidis boxer s63 at the #MetNgara

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@jnjauu

8 months

Yule dem huwezi taka ijulikane you have relations. Maybe she's daft Amechapa Ni mtu wa wenyewe Ni known ho Etc

mokorino

@kimondio_

8 months

Sneaky links hua nini ?

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@jnjauu

3 years

She was the baddest,he was the realest.

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@jnjauu

4 years

😂😂Women make me happy. You date a 31 year old with no job and lives with his mom then you start complaining? What are we supposed to do Susan?

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@jnjauu

10 days

vijana msimame 2027 mtoe hawa mafala parliament

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@jnjauu

3 years

Women are terrible liars. Does the truth hurt?

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@jnjauu

5 months

Kumbe kuna benefits za ex kuishi karibu. I accidentally left my keys at the office. Leo ningelala nje my men.

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@jnjauu

3 years

Haha, local komodo dragons wangesema 22. You look nice bathong,njoo Kiamaiko nibingirishe.

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@Bongie_Haemz

3 years

I am 30 and I look 30❤️😍

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@jnjauu

4 years

@caro_milanesi @MisterNigerD @IjeomaOluo You barred her from using emojis. Deal with it.

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@jnjauu

9 months

Reddit clears all these platforms though

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@MasculineTheory

9 months

The IQ gap between those who use instagram, facebook, Tik Tok and those who use Twitter is major.

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@jnjauu

3 years

It's all about glam and lung diseases at the #MetNgara power couple no.3

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@jnjauu

10 months

Making 150k+ a month and still complaining that you don't have investments means the Economics degree was a total waste of time.

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@BCherich

10 months

Write until it's no longer sustainable, while at it, invest.

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@jnjauu

4 years

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@jnjauu

3 years

When they said, 'deposit ikikosa kurudishwa koroga simiti, block drainage' I thought people were joking. Huku mjengo we are dealing with such a case. Hurumieni landlords jameni, it's never that serious.

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@jnjauu

2 years

No one is your friend. Friendship is about convenience, once you don't serve their purpose, you're useless.

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@Hauwa_L

2 years

What’s the one hill you’re willing to die on?

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@jnjauu

1 year

From my experience as a person who had to divorce after 3 months, women make marriages hard.

Baby girl 💕

@chennifhar

1 year

what opinion about marriage will have you like this?

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@jnjauu

3 years

Watu huwa idle as fuck.

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@jnjauu

3 years

Ati wameweka turmeric bila kuconsider watu wako na allergies.

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@jnjauu

1 month

- DCI is after Nelson Amenya to "surrender information", definitely due to his expose on Adani at JKIA. - tweeps are being threatened in their DMs for stating known facts. It's raining, but the regime is making more holes on the roof. Soon it's going to flood.

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@jnjauu

3 years

Kyuk babes hawajui kupika, I personally can't blame them since they've grown up taking mathogothanio meals. I tend to think that their incompetence in the kitchen is genetically transmitted, I'd hate to wife a kikuyu babe after what I've seen this December holiday.

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@jnjauu

3 years

This is the gospel brethren!

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@jnjauu

1 year

Brooo!!!! Huku nje watu wako humble ajab. This guy is a senior in one of the kenyan 'big tech'. He mentioned it so casually I had to look at him twice. You can't even say I've been leading him in a certain project. Haha, just lovely.

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@jnjauu

3 years

Huyo anasema that she doesn't look good in pictures as if in person she's any better.

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@jnjauu

3 years

My sugar mama has missed me, I've greyed her since April,after things started getting weird. Jana amenitext kama a highschool principal, 'come see me soon'. Hawa 30+ plus huwa na weird vibes,haha.

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@jnjauu

4 months

Look at Citizen tv, only Nairobi protests are chaotic, guess the cause of these chaos. #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@jnjauu

3 years

Mint ni kama alidelete hizi but the rules are clear.

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@jnjauu

8 months

Shida ya corporate you have to stomach so much nonsense and niggas don't have the capacity for that.

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@B3laze

8 months

Wamama wana piga mens 10-0 pale corporate ju hatuna soft skills, comms skill ziko chini pia,

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@jnjauu

4 years

@Philosopher254 @CycloneKenya1 Avoid all kids,wakae huko na wazazi wao,alaa.

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@jnjauu

2 years

I am a happy man. One of my 3 mentees got a job from a link I shared. We prepared for the interview, went over some basic questions and finally, the guy is hired. My day just got better.

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@jnjauu

2 years

wacha nikublock niache kuona hii ufala on my TL

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@DigiTrekk

2 years

Kujieni hii Toyota Carina na 780k pekee

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@jnjauu

3 months

"OMG I HAVE THE MIC WHAT DO I SAY POLITELY" Mimi ningesema nilipiwe masters

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@jnjauu

4 months

We are Up! #RejectFinanceBill2024 #OccupyParliament

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@YourAnonCentral

4 months

Anonymous issues a warning towards the Kenyan government to respect the rule of law and right to protest of #RejectFinanceBill2024 participants.

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@jnjauu

1 year

7 minutes in and no sign of getting there, my woman:

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@jnjauu

8 months

While starting out as a dev, I rejected a 40k monthly remote dev role. I believe that was one of my many mistakes in the early career days. I was fresh from internship and bootcamp and like many of you, I thought I'd land a top dollar job with my little experience. 1/2

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@jnjauu

7 months

Honest question to childless people who want to have children in future: If you don't do it in your 20's(20-27) when will you ever do it? Remember life never slows down at any point, and the more you wait, the more the wheel of life speeds up.

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@jnjauu

16 days

Bro to Bro: Nothing beats being in a relationship with a woman who genuinely loves you.

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@jnjauu

3 years

Huwa mnasema hivi halafu mnawachakua sisi small wigs tubaki single.

🍁RASTA MAN™🍁

@ItsJeffreyJeff

3 years

Stay away from madem wote wenye wameonja twitter fame

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@jnjauu

16 days

And Citizen will play the shabiki betting ad immediately after airing such news. Capitalism knows no morality

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@jnjauu

3 years

Watu huwa wanakula matumbo ndio wakoloni?

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@jnjauu

1 year

If out of 50 units you did in college you got:- 12 As 25 Bs 12 Cs 1 D As ---12x4=48 Bs ---25x3.7=92.5 Cs ---12x3=36 D's --1x2=2 (48+92.5+36+2) ÷ no. of units done. 178.5÷50 GPA=3.57 Round off to the nearest 0.05 =3.55 Note: This is a 2019 thread by Bob Mwiti.

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@jnjauu

3 years

I'm working for my own nut, work for yours too , umbwa.

codeine crazy🩷

@badbattygal

3 years

ukipewa perform, umbwa

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@jnjauu

4 years

@_PeterKE_ 😂 halafu akuwe a kikuyu single mother 'Asante Sana Peter, unaweza kuja uniangalilie mbona hii simu yangu haina volume' Wewe na rent hamtawahi onana tena

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@jnjauu

3 years

When she's a creamer. Me:

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@jnjauu

2 years

Jana usiku ilikuwa UDA bloggers cooking up their things, saa hii Azimio wameingia field na their own results, led by Sifuna. Kaende kaende.

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@jnjauu

4 years

@lieskinn @Chizi_Brayo Mwanaume anamark territory kwa dem yake ni ujinga tu,other men watakuja wafanye mambo yao na watoke, regardless of whether you marked or not.

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@elvisking1977 @peter_ngesa @haysal @thiccernugget @AdesimiDivine_ @SeaAirRahh @3rd_wise_mahn @aniqanzr @daniel_atuma @tadiwa_valery31 @Christian_Bond0 @cmurray477 @PRIME_BLACKMON @convictedloner @snootid He trynna praise God by clapping cheeks.

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@jnjauu

3 years

@67Kelechi Kenyans are proud of one of their own, keep flying our flag up high🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

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@jnjauu

1 year

What if matatus do promos/ads on those screens watu wakiwa in transit? People don't watch TVs anymore, but people are always on the move. Let's say safaricom buys ad space from supermetro, all routes (juja, Thika,Kikuyu, Kitengela,Ngong) will have to show the ad. Win win?

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@jnjauu

2 months

Kwani nabii aliguza murima?

𐌀𐌍𐌕Ꝋ𐋅

@AntohLibra

2 months

Mama Abby ndio huyo🤭

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4 years

@kinyuaWaMuthoni Kuna boy aliambiwa ateme mate kwa floor,atoe nguo aswim backstroke. I've never recovered 😂😭

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@jnjauu

11 months

30/11/12. We laid my old man to rest. 11 years later, his memories are still fresh in my mind, I wish he was here. Wherever he is, I know he's proud of us. We never heal, I'll never heal. Continue resting, senior.

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@jnjauu

2 years

😂Ati Wanjiru aliskia wivu ju hawezi toshea kwa hiyo gari while main chic anabebwa nayo.💀

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Njau🇳🇴🇰🇪

@jnjauu

3 years

Ako na gap kwa meno na bado she can chew you

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