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I have started my annual ramadan fundraiser a bit early to raise money towards bringing aid to those suffering in Palestine. 🇵🇸 Please donate to this if you can, if not a retweet would go a long way to lead to a potential donation. Jazakh Allah. ❤️
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How it started: How it’s going:
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Teachers who stop teaching to tell their life stories >>>
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sigh
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No one: Me at 3:23am:
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It’s been 8 months... EIGHT MONTHS
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Imagine running for your life and this is the fastest you can go 😭
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Turtle said "see ya later alligator" 😭
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Applying for jobs in the middle of a pandemic. 😐
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Never forget this 😭
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Everyone’s waiting for 2021 acting as if COVID expires December 31st 💀
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how tf a computer gonna ask me if i’m a robot, mf YOU ARE the robot😭
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On god.
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No way 🤧🤧
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Me
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Gets like this 😔
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Can we all agree that cooking & cleaning is a basic life skill and not a gender role????
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Travelling is actually the best way to spend your money, you may lose your money but not your memories.
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Cleaning your glasses be like changing from 360p to 1080p
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Me: Why did my alarm not go off? 🤨 My alarm:
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can we normalise being quiet in the morning
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I love drinking water... but pissing 400 times a day ain’t it. 😭
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Who else used to be embarrassed af to wear a winter coat to school😭that shit was humiliating for no reason LMAO😭
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Studying.. Study.. Stud.. Stu.. St.. T.. Tw.. Twi.. Twit.. Twitt.. Twitter.
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being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is a crazy combo.
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Please stop asking me how I’m doing, idk I’m ignoring it lol.
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“YoUrE pRoBaBlY tAlKiNg tO SoMeOnE eLsE” No, Im alone, I’m talking to myself
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Buying clothes that ain’t black be so hard😭
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“how’s uni” please leave me alone
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Me when they open up cinemas/movie theatres again 😭
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, H H H | | | H-C-C-C-H but the pro is silent 💔 | | | H H H
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every morning when i look in the fridge and see ingredients instead of meals
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Me buying clothes :
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never mock a pain you haven’t experienced.
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“The vaccine is completely safe” *6 months later*
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Pros of university: No one tells you what to do Cons of university: No one tells you what to do
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On god
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I miss this feeling.
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teachers be like “i know this a stressful time” and assign 30 things.
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my appetite is so weird i be starving then take 3 bites and be full
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person : how are you? me : i literally have no idea
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Netflix is so childish for not having Harry Potter on there
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People who are rude to waiters, customer assistants or anyone who provides a service disgusts me 🤮
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“I dOn’T LiKe suBtiTleS” if you can’t read fast just say that 🤨
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How it started: How it’s going:
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we went from October 1st to October 3rd in 2 days
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U ever be like “it is what it is” but deep down in ur heart u wish shit would be different
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44 great british pounds for 4 redbulls… having a laugh.
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People miss u when you either look good or doing good.
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11 y/o me preparing to tell my mum at 9pm i need glue for my project tomorrow
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Mood.
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when i say “the other day” it could be anytime between yesterday and my birth
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me: *Hits elbow on the table* my entire arm:
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i’m forever loyal to that password i chose at age 10
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only real ones remember about after school Horrid Henry at 4pm on CITV
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i delete tweets because i’m not who i was 2 mins ago
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pro of uni: you can skip classes con of uni: you can skip classes
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U ever be like “it is what it is” but deep down in ur heart u wish it would be different.
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This is such a sad reality.
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Can we all agree on Maths is 100% better than English ?
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Jobs: HIRING! URGENT! APPLY NOW!!!! Me: Applies Jobs: lol not you.
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do i rlly need this degree if the earth is dying
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you’re in her DM's, I'm going to bed early because I gave up on love. We are not the same.
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sometimes i get my shit together then I lose it all again 2 days later
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can we just admit that we all lost a bond with someone this year that we wanted to last forever.
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I best marry a foodie so we can eat out at restaurants together
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Adults seemed way adultier when I was little.
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IT’S THE FACT THAT I CAN GET THINGS DONE LAST MINUTE IS THE REASON WHY I STILL PROCRASTINATE 😐
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I swear we are fighting two pandemics COVID-19 and Stupidity.
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I have 2-4 real friends, the rest are just people i socialise with.
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“look who has decided to come out of their room!”
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Post vaccine life gonna hit so good
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First rule: never tell people what ur doing until it’s done
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I know my boss sick of me
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TikTok comment section be funnier than the actual TikToks 😭
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It’s been 10 months... TEN MONTHS
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I really be thinking about my future like 40 times a day.
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Cooking for 2-3 hours just to eat for 10 mins is the biggest scam in the world.
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@criminalscum169 Ayt man ur country didn’t handle it well, cry somewhere else
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Where did February go? It MARCHed away 😭😭😭
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My toxic trait is that if the first 30 seconds of the Netflix show doesn’t bang, I don’t watch it.
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I get re-pissed about a situation everytime I have a memory about it
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Nobody: Me every evening:
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English in When I speak my mind English
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being naturally smart 🤝 lacking common sense
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*opens eyes at 7am* Me: I can't wait to go bed tonight
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Apple automatically copying the verification code from messages is a TOP TIER feature.
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all girls do is overthink, cry and call every other girl pretty.
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Apple automatically copying the verification code from messages is a TOP TIER feature.
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“I’m always here” is a sentence that I genuinely mean.
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R.I.P. 2020 (2020 - 2020)
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people without glasses really just out here seeing life for free.
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People that reply to every part of your message >>>
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“Your homework consists of 3 questions” The homework:
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I wish I could say "??????????" in real life. It would be very helpful
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2021 is what 2012 tried so hard to be
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Everyone: *calculating their age* People born in 2000:
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Life was so much better when these apps were the height of technology
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“are u ok” bro i am completely disconnected from reality right now
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Thank god uni doesn’t have parents evening or i’d be finished 😭😭😭
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