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slim reaper

3 months

23/24 season✅, 17 starts, 12 goals⚽️ Definitely one of my more enjoyable ones on a personal level, looking forward to what’s to come in the new season🙏🏾, hopefully more screamers along with the tap ins🙏🏾 #DieuMerci

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@j0rdi___

7 years

“Where are you from?” “Dublin” “No I mean originally...,,” “Ohh sorry, Cameroon” “Where’s that?” “In Africa, right under Nigeria” “Oh right👀🤔 that’s nice” “Africa mate, from Africa”

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7 years

“Where are you from?” “Ireland” “Rahhh Black people live there?”

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@j0rdi___

4 years

I’ll see you in ten days

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@sadetameera

4 years

Hi I’m 22 in 10 days so if you wanna marry me say so now, bc once I turn 22 Unmarried, I’m becoming a whore and I’m not coming back

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@j0rdi___

4 months

From struggling to get a foothold in the starting 11, missing from 4yrds😂 to finishing TGS made the season on a personal note pleasurable, to do so with a solid group of lads, and patient, helping coaching staff (gaffer was alright too I suppose😂) onto next season✅

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Delighted to have been a part of helping win the clubs first league title, credit to everyone involved, loved every minute of the season❤️❤️ @MalahideUtdAFC

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@j0rdi___

5 years

⚽️🙏🏾❤️

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@j0rdi___

4 years

#NewProfilePic

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@j0rdi___

5 years

Hate the vulnerability of feeling attached to someone🤢

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@j0rdi___

5 months

Scorings fun I guess, more fun raining on a parade😤 @Thatcham_TownFC

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@j0rdi___

5 years

Luke Shaw tryna explain himself to the team after the game

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@j0rdi___

9 years

Been looking for this for ages hahahahahaha

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Can’t believe I was getting rinsed in the gc for being single then started getting rinsed by the same idiots cos I said I’m seeing someone now and they don’t wanna believe it

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Never let success get to your head and never let failure get to your heart

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@j0rdi___

4 years

I remember I asked a girl out once and she said “why”, I was ready to fight😭😭

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@j0rdi___

4 years

All you hear in this house of 4 boys is the “buss it” challenge at any given moment like it’s on a loop😂😂

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@j0rdi___

4 years

No suicidal shit but I’m actually just tired of life right now😪😴

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Was being a bad b tourist last week✌🏾 #LandanBoiInih

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@j0rdi___

6 years

On the real tho, I thought this was me👀

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6 years

Mon meilleur angle

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@j0rdi___

4 years

⚫️🔴

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Foden and Greenwood literally played the “yo wyd I’m in your city for the night” 😂😭😭

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@j0rdi___

1 year

I think I’m starting to heal

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@j0rdi___

6 years

Want an iPhone xs in my life😭

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@j0rdi___

6 years

Whoever I end up marrying best know I’m beating my kids

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@j0rdi___

8 years

Why is @Galet_I_am lowkey wearing a durag and drinking milk from a wine glass......a lot going on, questions need to be answered😂😂

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@j0rdi___

6 months

Just realised my good news came close to Easter time and during the month of Ramadan, god is good man🤲🏾❤️

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Had a dream I moved to Drogheda🤮🥴

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@j0rdi___

9 years

"Someone's opinion of you does not have to become your reality" - Les Brown

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@j0rdi___

5 years

Faaaaaaaaaaam WOMEN ARE NUTS

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@j0rdi___

4 months

Gonna be a good year man🙏🏾

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Si il y a un fête, jsuis la🤘🏾

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@j0rdi___

6 months

Some people have seen some lows of lows with me the last four years, I don’t even know where or how to thank them enough for being my support system especially during my difficult periods💕💕

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Miss my ma and my sister🤕

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@j0rdi___

3 years

How you would be when you hear your mam’s car pull up or the door open after sitting on your ass all day neglecting all the chores she said to have done before she got home

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@j0rdi___

3 years

Finally some good news man, and hopefully plenty more to come, god is good🙏🏾✨

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@j0rdi___

7 months

Never was good at headers but left and right foot weren’t bad though😘

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@HartleyFC

7 months

22| Thatcham knocking on the door still but thankfully due to a 50p head from their forward it stays 0-0

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Want a north face puffer but can’t justify the €280🙃🤕

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@j0rdi___

2 months

“Hahaaa damn that’s crazy”

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@tranfepalo

2 months

she could’ve just said 9…

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@j0rdi___

4 months

Greatest highlight reel to grace this platform

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@YannickBolasie

4 years

𝘍𝘦𝘭𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 🔙 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘺 😅 #throwback

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@j0rdi___

5 years

I need a detox from social media

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@j0rdi___

6 years

Bet if I had breasts I’d have 17 offers by now🙄😪

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@j0rdi___

6 years

Somebody order me food pls xx

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Pray to god because he’ll put you through adversity but your success will be bigger🤞🏾✨

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@j0rdi___

6 years

I see this shit my sisters ass getting left behind during trick or treat 👀🤧

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@j0rdi___

7 years

Next person to dab in my direction on a night out is more than likely getting slapped

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@j0rdi___

3 years

Been asking for signs and think I got one in one my dreams last night #Inshallah 🙏🏾🙏🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

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@j0rdi___

6 months

“Holy smokes” when she turns slightly is killing me🤣🤣🤣🤣

tems 𝖘z𝖓

@temsszn

6 months

TEMS SUPREMACY 🖤

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@j0rdi___

8 years

Ahahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@j0rdi___

4 years

You’re happy, something pops up, you’re getting your money up, something pops up, strings start looking good something pops up I’m fucking tired bro

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@j0rdi___

3 years

Why do some people completely shut out their mates once they get a boyfriend or girlfriend, I’ll actually never get it, honestly baffles me🤷🏾‍♂️

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@j0rdi___

3 years

Today is the day I G check myself on my financial habits because idk who the fuck I think with the way I spend money sometimes

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@j0rdi___

1 year

Know what I hate hearing… “You sound proper Dub/Irish” from and Irish person But I’ve never once heard when in uk “you sound proper English mate” when a black person sounds like a local or similarly when in France…so why’s it still a big shock in Ireland

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@j0rdi___

6 years

@Fuse7J @taeegoddess

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@j0rdi___

5 years

Fella better go visit Messi and Suarez before kick off tonight

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@j0rdi___

6 months

MON DIEU EST GRAND💕💕💕🤲🏾🤲🏾🤲🏾

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@j0rdi___

5 years

Looks like the back of Voldemort’s head😂

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@j0rdi___

8 years

What it looks/feels like when you slide into DM's but you aint the only man in there.........

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@j0rdi___

5 months

This is what @partynextdoor used to get his album cover

𝙲𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚢 ✨🩷✨

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5 months

Hol onnnn 👀

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@j0rdi___

5 years

Convinced I would’ve made ball pro if I grew up in Holland and would’ve been deemed an Ajax wonder kid

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@j0rdi___

1 year

Well I guess a blowjob better than no job

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@j0rdi___

4 years

charlie 🪼

@Ouch_Charlieeee

4 years

Can I get a 2015 vs 2020 thread 😂 let me see how y’all was looking 5 years ago 👀

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@j0rdi___

2 years

Mans got his full license in one go😎🤲🏾💫

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6 years

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Rah it’s your birthday, has it been 10 days already? Damn went by so quick uno👀👀

sadé

@sadetameera

4 years

Blessed to see 22!!!! all praise to the Most High 🥺❤️

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4 years

@sadeoyeewole

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@j0rdi___

4 months

Everyday when will you marry, my mam needs to chill out

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@j0rdi___

2 years

This was Jordan in the dressing room😭😭

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2 years

Listen sometimes you have to admit when guy has a PIECE on him

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@j0rdi___

2 years

G suit generals😤 @Gliders20

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Single and still having baby mama drama🤷🏾‍♂️🥴

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@j0rdi___

10 years

“ @MINAJAYSTY : http://t.co/Ivt4xzeMtu”

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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5 years

Boys I am buzzing

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@j0rdi___

3 years

Suing for accessibility

@WheelsnToys

3 years

How do you spell money laundering without spelling money laundering? 👀 👀 👀

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@j0rdi___

4 years

You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

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@j0rdi___

4 years

Without a doubt

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@j0rdi___

3 years

This Fred guy maaaaan🤦🏾‍♂️😭😭

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@j0rdi___

2 years

Jacques in tears losing sleep overthinking scenarios that aint even happened meanwhile Adam sleeping peacefully at the other side of the room like…. #LoveIsland

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@j0rdi___

6 years

Man Tosin looks like Tory Lanez soooooo much with his bald looking ass😂😂

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@j0rdi___

10 months

Looorrrrrrrrrd I see what you doing for others😭😭 hosanna in the highest🙏🏾🙏🏾

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@ayeeseales

10 months

I don’t think I can ever get use to this. her and I aren’t dating (we don’t even flirt). But every few days she drops a bag on me (unprovoked) I think I have a sugar mama fr 😭

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@j0rdi___

8 years

I really don't understand how you can be so ignorant as to occupy a seat on public transport with your bag or whatever

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@j0rdi___

7 years

Eimear?!👀🙆🏾‍♂️ How you been lately....😏

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@eimeartaaffe1

7 years

Black boys make me horney

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@j0rdi___

1 year

My ex said she gave me the best years of her life, I saw a recent picture of her I guess she was right

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@j0rdi___

9 years

⚽️❤️ http://t.co/mG6wFFwqbc

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@j0rdi___

10 years

Lols this is great banter http://t.co/mu8OUEVA5f

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@j0rdi___

3 years

Ricardo Fuller and his big ass diamonds studs up top

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@j0rdi___

2 years

25 and ppl still calling me cute

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@j0rdi___

5 years

Let such a bad fart go thinking there was no one behind me walking over the bridge at the station only to spot this girl had come from out of nowhere😂😰 but she had headphones on so heard nothing I hope 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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@j0rdi___

3 years

Rest in piss Mason

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