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Btw Barca are ruining this kid. Should not be using a 16 year old this frequently at men’s level. He’s still a kid, his body is still maturing. Irreparable damage could be done. Messi at age 17 only played 7 games at age 18, 21 Lamine yamal at 16 has already played more games
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Lamine Yamal vs Alaves 16 years old.
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@Original7798 It’s not about being good enough - he’s very capable. It’s about his body The player you literally listed was physically cooked by 30
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Don’t be surprised inevitably when his body is cooked.
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Losing Carney for KDH… sigh
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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Crystal Palace are ready to move for Carney Chukwuemeka. They would pay over £20m. [Alan Nixon]
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Calafiori-Colwill-Fofana-Reece is a title winning back 4 that concedes less than half the goals we did last season It’ll cover for any deficiencies a Caicenzo pivot has without the ball & make anyone in goal look better than they are. I’d pay up to 45m for him.
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Do you know how stupid you have to be to have this for free & manage to sell 3 of these guys to fund…. what exactly?
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Lewis Hall put on an 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 display in yesterday’s pre-season friendly which saw #nufc beat Hull. 👏🔥
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@UtdEIIis We both had starting 11s of players out and these guys are putting rice and saka on there like they won’t be playing against Liverpool 💀
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Milos Lukovic Pape Douda Diong Oscar Perea All signings from obscure leagues for cheap fees, actual scouting. This is why BlueCo hired all these Brighton guys, this is literally their ballpark. Let’s see if it translates well for Strasbourg.
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#BREAKING : 🇫🇷 Strasbourg sign Óscar Perea (18 LW) from Atlético Nacional (Colombia) for €5.5 million. Negotiation is done, and the talented left winger will travel to Strasbourg in France to complete the deal. ( @trujillodeporte ) #RCSA #BlueCo
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Btw the second we bring in a coach like this… bye bye Chilwell and Gallagher
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This at Stamford bridge wow
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Imagine scoring 77 goals then potentially adding this to your attack in the next season and thinking it’s some crisis we aren’t upgrading upon our ever improving 22 year old ST that scored 14 npg in his debut PL season Priorities people.
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All I’ll say is my first red flag with Maresca is he’s copied his system from Leicester 1 for 1 without making any tweaks despite having an entirely different squad of player profiles. Doesn’t really show me great problem solving skills tbh.
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I was an Ansu > Vini truther back then, super sad to see how things have panned out. Injuries stole CHO & this guy from me This is literally Sadio Mane ffs
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What if current Lamine Yamal played with this Ansu Fati?
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€22.5 Kellyman €10 Wiley €6 Guiu €15 Angelo €16 Petrovic €12 DDF €15 Casadei €9 Slonina All players that likely won’t have/never had a future at Chelsea. Imagine we spent that €100m on the incomplete first team before doing these kind of deals lol
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@AbdulAL97 @FabrizioRomano easy to sell when you're not getting any money lol
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@LyesBouzidi10 You should have spoke about the fact that Pep got rid of ronaldinho zambrotta and deco. Removed big name players and put trust in la masia products to ultimately achieve better results
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@EuroExpert_ Just needs elite ball-striking then woooooow
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The 5 players surrounding them defensively as a collective aren’t good enough (Sanchez Cucurella Gusto Caicedo Enzo) they need much better protection There’s a lack of height & athleticism there. Saliba and Gabriel are surrounded by 4 CBs ffs
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40 million euros is a crazy amount for a LB. It would be their biggest transfer ever ffs Our fanbase has literally been desensitised to these kind of fees for fullbacks
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@J_BHAFC £35m isn’t over the odds for Maatsen
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Lol being told to support another team because I said this team would compete for a league title 😭
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No it wouldn’t man , there’s just no need to lie. If you’d rather every academy player make it go support Ajax
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@CFCBlues_com We’ve got at least 10 more years of hazard juice Drogba soon will run dry Mudryk and Jackson need to take the stage
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@LakersDailyCom So he’s asking Lebron to drop 40 on his head next game like he isn’t capable🤣
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@Bassman_93 Hopefully he knows Lampard ball in December as well
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Kendry Paez is a reason not to want him
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KDH dropped this in our own backyard, no reason not to want him.
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@rajsinghchohan We really could’ve stole Ake and left City with Cucu in 2022 🙃
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@Joshua25148 @umirf1 Never watched him enough to think he wasn’t good on the ball. His ball carrying ability and tight space control were his strengths 😭😭😭😭
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Seeing the way Chelsea Barca & Juve have operated over the last few seasons is crazy People are getting paid to be increadibly incompetent
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Who was your #NFOBOU man of the match? 🤔 Shall we give it to this man? 🏘️
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@elsdawg The funny thing is this is believable
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@eurofootcom @goal Im surpirsed he picked neymar over ronaldinho purely because he picked maradona over messi Typically old heads say diego > leo and i get it because its his era and he's that for them guy but shouldn't that translate over to ney vs Dinho?
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@avisualgame Yes but the way lampard is setting us up is helping a lot
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@ErlingRoIe Lighting + angles/body position + tensing
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@WaleRazaq @CFCMod_ @FabrizioRomano Every new black striker we get is drogba regen until the end of existence in this club
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@rajsinghchohan Looks a class above every one of our attackers
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Our answer to prevent that goal is on loan at Southampton
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The reason I’m angry after yesterday’s game isn’t the performance itself, it wasn’t even bad, I’m angry because nearly every single game the same issues appear from a squad building point of view How can you spend all this money & allow that 2nd goal to happen? How?
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@__sargee He was scoring in almost every game in pre season 💀 Dropped 4 on shaktar 😹
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@Yeaderrr @BarnesxROTY They just aren’t who u grew up with
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@cmbftbl Your trying too hard to make out that he’s isn’t good which is extremely sad
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@mugeez4l @oluwawinszn Says the mf posting fail comps and pretending to think havertz is good😭
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@AMB19390 @rajsinghchohan Why has 3x champions league winner Zidane been unemployed 2+ years?
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Please be true man. Let this nightmare end
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🚨💣 BIG EXCLUSIVE @PipiEstrada1 in @elchiringuitotv 🔥‼️ 🟣 "I have spoken with the HEAD of Atleti, the João Félix issue is GOING TO END, he will NO LONGER BE A PLAYER of Atletico de Madrid" ❌ 💰 "Aston Villa HAVE TO SOLVE some small things, they have told Atleti that they
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Part of the reason I love tuchel so much is I think he’s the best problem solver in football.
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@JadenAFC He’ll score against city revive a bit of hope in your fanbase then ghost for the next 10 games He wont fool me I’ve been through this too much
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Sack Ben Roberts.
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🧤 Goalkeeper Update: Sanchez is seen as Chelsea’s No.1 goalkeeper. Jorgensen seen as a better fit than Petrovic. He will push Sanchez to start. Petrovic will be sold if Chelsea can recoup more than they paid, or loaned if they can't. [ @liam_twomey ]
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@kakasznn Statistics disprove this + doing flashy skill moves doesn’t make you a better dribbler, a great dribbler has high volume and efficiency, Messi has so many seasons where he puts up better stats than Ronaldos best years. I can accept that Ronaldo definitely is a better skiller tho
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Next time we spend 200m on 2 midfielders to dominate exactly the space between both boxes maybe we should consider hiring a coach that takes a good bit of consideration into that area of the pitch?
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I missed this press conference from Poch when we were about to play Brighton but this was a MAJOR red flag, obviously scoring/denying goals are the most important things but how does a team get into those positions? “What happens between the boxes isn’t that important”🙃🙃
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It’s literally a back backline that can service you for the next 7 years. All u25 As a CB, he’s a better ball carrier and crosser of the ball than cucu He defends wide spacers, wins his duels both in the air and on the ground at a ridiculous rate Technically top on the ball too
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@Yubiieeee @TuchelCam I don’t know man following someone because u think they hate Chelsea is a lot sadder than some dude who likes tuchel
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@JubrilPlayz16 Brother you have a Lavia avi
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@jdeposicion @EuroExpert_ Understand sarcasm doesn’t work well through text
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Never understand the most unlikeable Chelsea team shouts. I love so many of these guy man
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@jamestonan @KondoIsaoStan @ESPNFC have to go back more than half a century to see spurs with a league title
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@ForeverBlue_07 @BhaHarvey Overreacting a bit. Yes he was poor yesterday but he was very good on the ball against Villa and Bournemouth Hes better than average but not elite
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@jdeposicion @EuroExpert_ No we don’t. Did you not see how many sales we made this year?
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@r1medi I don’t understand how people just troll for living and don’t seek genuine conversation. Surely it’s exhausting
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@HoopMixOnly No matter how horrendous this take marinated I think is a testament on how big of a drop-off ben simmons has had
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Think about all the great managers, they don’t just play one system. I guess that’s part of the issue with hiring a young coach without experience in the game.
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@nonewthing Ben white overlap. Cross back post. Havertz dunks on TAA. There’s the script
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@Blue_Footy @NizaarKinsella I really don’t have that big of an issue purely because the gk market is super dry rn. Anyone good is priced out unfortunately
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@r1medi japan are going a hundred miles an hour when they have the ball. Its catching germany off guard in the second half because they've significantly dropped their tempo
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I genuinely don’t understand how you’d think getting the best athlete in the world (pace, strength, jumping) to sit and screen behind enzo and caicedo is a ‘gimmick’ when our midfield sucks in open space If we’d played Madrid tomorrow Valverde and Jude carve us open
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Everyone saying my Onana dream is a gimmick is just outright dumb. You don’t know what the team needs, you can’t scout, you leave it to the pros
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Adding a CF in Duran that has major upside and adds a profile of player we lack and need is perfectly fine.
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@LAbound2 Just needed some rest. Hasn’t missed a game this season whilst coming of playing at the FIBA WC.
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Real Madrid in 2021 in transition. Look at these players now. Look at the parallels to our situation right now. Have patience with our players.
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@vsrsus Pink juve kits always bang
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Why on earth do you need to splash 60m on Olise when you have 100m Antony and starboys Garnacho & Amad🧐
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Yet another pointless singing from Chelsea. Why on earth do you need to splash £60m on Olise when you have Palmer and Madueke there?
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Guys, can we wait until he starts a few PL games?
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Renato Veiga - Chelsea's Swiss Army Knife
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He’s the poster boy of this rebuild. They’ll learn soon enough
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You saw how Enzo looked vs LFC & West Ham (1st half) at the start of the season when playing this way (principles) & you’re asking if Enzo can fit in this team or is “the problem”? Some will never learn 😂
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@EliteLakeShow Messi at the point, yeah the nba is finished
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@AKMLEVI47 @UTDTrey tbf Ronaldo isnt doing anything impressive at 37, what modric and thiago silva are doing at this age is impressive. Messi can easily play 2 more years at the standard Ronaldo is but he know he doesn't need to.
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If Jorgensen Veiga and Ugochukwu all end up becoming 40-50m footballers & we can keep Reece healthy we have an internal solution
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They’ve tried and tested. Seen what’s worked and what hasn’t. That’s where experience comes into play. This doesn’t mean Maresca is going to fail at Chelsea, but it sure does make it an uphill battle.
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@DxBruyneSZN @DecafUtd Real mystery is who convinced them havertz was the xhaka replacement 😭
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@B03GHB4L1 He just needs to more of everything. I’ve never seen someone capable of executing almost anything on the pitch and having such minimal influence on the game.
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@DavidHD721 And for some reason I'd take odegard over mount in a heartbeat. Dw time will allow you lot to see the light
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@afcjxmes Thats a pretty fair fee for him no? Max I'd pay is 60. If u disagree then what price?
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I also am not propping the job they’ve done with Chelsea so far, there’s still justifiable reason to not be fully impressed with the job they’ve done I have more confidence in what they’ll do with the ‘sister’ clubs because it translates better to how they operated with Brighton
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@MauricioPanini Poch manager of the month too 😭
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@rajsinghchohan The funny thing about this game is we cant tell if this was a genuine tactical tweak by Poch or Enzo was taking matters into his own hands
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Just to put in perspective how inexperienced Mykhaylo Mudryk is in his career he has amounted 4785 minutes total. Bukayo Saka his age mate (both 01s) had 3744 last season. Bukayo Saka accumulated 78% of mudryks career minutes in a singular season.
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Olise is already a player above Omari’s ceiling and will only get much better. Omari will have a great premier league career because of his off ball work, ball retention and ability to shoot with both feet clinically. So yes I’m selling Omari Madueke and Angelo for Olise.
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Quick question. Do we need Olise if we have Hutchinson at home still?
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Hot take: Ange Postecoglu is what everyone thinks De Zerbi is
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@RSHCFC Carneys name shouldn’t alongside them lot
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@LakersEmpire They need to take Ham back
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@CFCDaily Villa has had the easiest run smh
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@hazardismyidol So what makes more sense then? Keep Chalobah whos willing to be a squad player who’s on low wages Or spend 40m on Disasi to be our 4th/5th choice CB who’s on 100k a week
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@EuroExpert_ @JOGOBONlTO Bundesliga is one the most entertaining leagues imo
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@B03GHB4L1 Arsenal doing havertz lcm & rice 6 again next season 😃
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@2Terrorismo I don’t think it’s THAT big of an issue. Bielsa could speak a word of English but got his message across and you could see that with the way Leeds played
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@whoshamdi Depend on what issues we’re disagreeing on politically
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@DHeadlam @brfootball Wrong. The man everyone wants at Chelsea is Boehly and he's american
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‘determination to antagonise defenders is a constant pattern’ 🤣 What the difference between that and runsaround 😭😭😭 Tactico words salads man. You’d kill someone for saying that about Gallagher too
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The difference between an attention seeker and someone who understands football
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@iMiaSamMia @JBurtTelegraph Nah why was it highlighted that’s he’s Jewish 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@rhystakes League title winners had Gvardiol and a washed up Bernardo Silva holding width
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@nonewthing Its always better to overhit than underhit A soft pass can put a player under pressure, opposing player moves when ball moves A firm pass at worst in most situations just tests his teammates touch Makes me think of Badiashile. Every pass he hits is fired in. Nothings ever soft
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Data model rates Chelsea higher after losing to City.
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Premier League Simulation - 2024-08-20 Not a lot of change after week one
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@LakersDailyCom Doesn’t excuse horrible shot selection lmao
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@UtdEIIis 600mil to 1 billion??? Nothing more than 100mil imo
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This lol. Who are you guys gonna blame now?
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Now we’ve got rid of the worst manager of all time (Poch) and the worst player of all time (Gallagher) and signed one of the best attackers in the world (Felix) surely we should be getting top 4 easily no?
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