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Dr Manmohan Singh who lost his mother as a child, had his family displaced in partition, still went on to DU, Cambridge, Oxford and became honorary fellow St. John’s to become the governor of RBI and PM isn’t our youth icon
Modi and Yogi are
To understand india know this, Dr Manmohan Singh who lost his mother as a child, had his family displaced in partition, still went on to DU, Cambridge, Oxford and became honorary fellow St. John’s to become the governor of RBI and PM isn’t our youth icon
Modi and Yogi are.
Tried to over-correct during an Uber ride today, as I received a call from friend.
Kept saying jai shree ram and goli maro saalo ko every few minutes.
The driver took me to rashtrapati bhavan instead.
And now am getting a Padma Shree.
When you read or hear him, the one thing that always comes across very clearly is how much of his time he spent in thinking about the meaning of it all, in examining life and understanding the human condition. The man had depth and gravitas.
That Jamnagar has been made an international airport for 10 days means either this country is extremely kind to every father planning his sons wedding or a banana republic dancing at the tune of an oligarch.
A random man orders Biryani at 2 am coz he feels like it, the delivery boy drops it.
Same man next morning at 9 orders sev for his poha and same delivery boy comes to drop again.
The man tells the delivery boy, "India is so amazing. Why would anyone want to leave India?"
Beyond all the marketing magic and hoopla of the new India.
Don’t forget the irony of this moment where the PM was indulging in a photo op and pretend asking a young girl of her dreams, in response she asked him for food and he just moved on.
Only in india this is considered funny, let me translate this one- heh heh these men who probably make hundred times more money than I do are actually from a relatively poorer country so I can make a joke about them being poor, am I funny now?
This has a scientific reason, near temple areas contain specific vibraniums that convert your food into analgesic kubernetes which consumed around Sanskrit shlokams used at NASA can make you Keynesianlly pure. Given food is without onion, and garlic.
The Indian dream if there is one is about leaving India either literally by fleeing to foreign shores or metaphorically by locking yourself in gated community.
Once you're out, India becomes perfect, and patriotism soars. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, and India faultless!
Rashmi had to resign as she called Malasiyans Ching-Chong, made a Holocaust pun and an LGBT joke.
Then she offered an unconditional apology in an open letter.
Replaced by literally another brown hindu woman Anvee Bhutani.
But who’ll confront this pos about her lies?
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!
At 22 years of age, as the first Indian Female President of the Oxford University Students Union, my historic election victory rapidly transformed into a distressing nightmare of bullying, harassment, & threats. It was declared that
#WATCH
| Prime Minister Narendra Modi arrives at Vivekananda Rock Memorial in Kanyakumari, Tamil Nadu
He will meditate from 30th May evening to 1st June evening.
PM Modi will meditate day and night at the same place where Swami Vivekanand did meditation, at the Dhyan
In 2012 when a Hunger survey showed that 42% Indian children under 5 are underweight; almost double of sub-Saharan Africa.
The then PM Singh said, "I have said earlier on a number of occasions and I repeat that the problem of malnutrition is a matter of national shame.+
After Raghuram Rajan, it’s Abhijit Bannerjee now with every passing day Rahul Gandhi is making it more and more difficult for Narendra Modi.
My fear is that we are pushing him to a corner and at the end he’ll have no options left but to invade Poland.
He’s an Indian, a man, a Hindu, an upper caste individual, editor of Swarajya mag, clearly a Twitter influencer, someone followed by Mr. Modi.
He’s a lot of things.
The only thing he isn’t is human.
During engg, in 2nd year, friends decided we will rent a flat off campus. 3 were UC, 2 in fact Brahmin, 1 was a Muslim.
We would finalize a flat and then they would find that one was Muslim and they would deny, this happened multiple times after which we just lied and got one.
This is Zia Ur Rehman standing against the local cops who were trying to stop Muslims from voting. The polling has to be paused for a while too. Police hit people and broke bone.
He won his seat by 1.5 lakh votes. ❤️
The happiest man right now would be Mohammad Ali Jinnah, his two nation theory has finally been proven right without doubt by the current torchbearer of that ideology in India.
Yaar, ye kitni bar rulwaogay tum log?
Can’t be prouder of all of you who’ve been there for the last ten years and just resisted the regime.
This is my India, this is everything.
Ab ki bar,
pyar hi pyar.
As a social experiment send your family and school WhatsApp group this quote and mention Rahul Gandhi said this and then after an hour share this image.
White House Press Secretary went upto the podium after the press briefing to especially make a comment condemning the intimidation and trolling of
@SabrinaSiddiqui
by Hindu nationalist trolls
Every post-movie theater video from Kashmir Files should be put together and made into a documentary for some university class to showcase how propaganda works.
Almost 620 Indians renounce citizenship every day.
Last year 25 lakh left India the highest number in the world.
After Afghanistan, India is 2nd country from where illegal immigrant move to UK.
In 2023, biggest fall in world on passport power index was registered by India.
Let me ask him and his followers to really think about it very slowly.
In UK a majority Christian country with a minority Hindu elected as her PM, a Ram Katha is organized, the same PM attends and says I’m here as a Hindu not PM.
What would be the Indian equivalent of it be?
Fantastic observation, cricket has moved out of the conversations from the elite metro circles, as soon as it became a sport where the smaller towns started to excel the elite Indians moved to soccer to signal their eliteness. Cricket is now a proper two tier town sport.
Desis at the Golden Gate Bridge enjoying freedom of expression and religion as provided to them by the constitution of US and no there’s no KKK or Jesus Dal there to harass them
MMS govt introduced the 6th pay commission in 06 leading to largest single rise in salaries for the Indian salaried class 40% (180% for Sr Gov Officers).
The BJP criticized it heavily because the then BJP intellectuals were worried about rising inflation (you can google this). +
Pew discovered that 98% of India's Muslims say they are free to practice their religion in India. The remaining 2% said they were "not too free" to practice their religion, with virtually no one answering "not at all free". Undermining the politicized narratives of anti-India
State government has decided rename Dragon Fruit. As the outer shape of the fruit resembles a lotus, hence Dragon Fruit shall be renamed as 'Kamalam': Gujarat CM Vijay Rupani (19.1)
On 28 February 2002 a mob laid siege to former member of Parliament Ehsan Jafri’s house. He held them off for hours with his licensed rifle. The police arrived, led by K.G. Erda. The police fired 61 rounds at the mob. Every bullet missed. +
Unfollowing journalists shows the lack of Rahul's social media strategy.
Barkha Dutt
Meanwhile, the PM follows:
Bunty Hindu Warrior
Muz slayer Mukesh
Gau Rakshak Sonu
Suhel Seth
To be poor in itself is constantly humiliating in a society like ours, add to that the dehumanization and desensitization project that has been on hyper-drive against Muslims under butcher of Gujarat, just breaks your heart and erases any faith you have in our shared humanity.
We are supposed to believe that Gulzar sahab is a normal mortal like us with no super human poetic powers and then he goes on and writes a line like-
ek hi latt suljhane me, saari raat guzari hai