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smartest girl alive

@jigsawapologist

3 months

i get on twt and be like Dear Heavenly Father,

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smartest girl alive

@jigsawapologist

3 months

hey do u wanna fuck around& grow n change together

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3 months

just asked a customer how he’s doing & he looked me dead in the eye & said “I have no idea.” i love him

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2 months

that’s my emotional support friend who i have sex with every now and then

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1 month

my kink is being so deeply in love with my partner that sex feels like we’re melding into one being, actually

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28 days

do any of my # day ones remember when i got cancelled on my old acct bc I said tht necrophilia is the ultimate form of romance. I’d like to state again that there is nothing more romantic than being so desperate & depraved & anguished tht ur lover is gone tht u fuck their corpse

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3 months

sorry babe, our mental illnesses just aren’t compatible

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3 months

this is why i rarely trust men lol a lot of dudes fuckin hate mentally ill women & pass it off as ‘ironic humor’ Like im glad that we’re such a joke 2 u

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28 days

When i die i hope my bf has sex w my dead body

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3 months

god is trying to make me k1ll myself but he will never succeed

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17 days

Every morning i check on Arachne and coo words of love 2 her i Know she can’t understand me but she’s just so cute. Look at her

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13 days

gay men shouldn’t call women bitches, actually. I know it’s craaaazy to hear but being gay does not exonerate you from your place in the patriarchy

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@MICHAELF0UR

15 days

a girl just caught me staring at her very buff tatted man and rolled her eyes at me…. bitch keep him in the house then

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1 month

I’ve wanted 2 be dead since i was fourteen & im still fuckin here && im so tired. Im so tired. I want it all 2 stop

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1 month

pussy from a girl who will love u for the rest of her life

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20 days

Im a very normal woman. I see my boyfriend and i want to break open his sternum and climb into his rib cage. Some even call me “Normal pilled”

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3 months

im alive purely out of spite

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30 days

jigsaw is a social justice warrior

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3 months

that scene in bojack where Diane says something like “if you squint at our relationship is just the right way, everything lines up perfectly & it’s so beautiful” && then breaks down & says “but im so tired of squinting” … im gonna kick a hole in the wall

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1 month

my conservative aunt just said in the family groupchat that ChatGPT is “controlled by the same evil as Biden”

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3 months

it’s just me & the bugs under my skin against the world

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3 months

you’ve been a bad girl, kitten… time to put you in a saw trap

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17 days

This is my altar 4 my Candle magic work btw. If u even care

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1 month

showed him this tweet & he ate me out on the spot dreamy sigh

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@jigsawapologist

1 month

daydreaming abt his face between my thighs. Kicking my feet & giggling

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3 months

twitter feels so much less terrifying w 82 followers tht r mostly my old mutuals rather than 10k tht r mostly strangers

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20 days

some days, u just wake up from unpleasant dreams to find urself turned into a gigantic insect. And that’s just how it is

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1 month

she’s sooo babygirl

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1 month

yesterday my man made me cum 4 times & i only made him cum 3 times , I am doing my part 2 crush the patriarchy.

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3 months

Yes, your honor, he *does* make me cry all the time but consider the fact that i love him

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2 months

If it’s one thing abt simon, the lil guy loves tiddies

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3 months

tfw the person ur living with tells u how much they want 2 fuck u and how good they can make u feel so u gotta skeddaddle outta there bc once again u r shown tht so many ppl u care abt platonically want u 4 ur body & looks n not purely 4 ur heart hehe haha #traumadumpingonthetl

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19 days

forever clawing @ the Yellow wallpaper

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16 days

haha i have best pussy disorder— [GUNSHOTS]

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2 months

They should make a vape that tastes like the cocaine drip

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3 months

i am a factory that churns out tweets & love for spiders

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16 days

rip franz kafka U would’ve loved benadryl <//3

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3 months

Yo, sisyphus, chill bro. Stop with the complaining. I bet that boulder isn’t even that fucking heavy. And that hill you’re rolling it up isn’t even that steep

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smartest girl alive

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1 month

her molt was a success, my girl is soooo back

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1 month

hunting down everyone he’s been romantically involved with before me for sport

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3 months

i b like “life has no meaning” and then i hang out with my friends & everything is okay again

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18 days

Doing some of my candle spell work tonight im gonna put it out into the univwrse that misogyny goes away You’re welcome women

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3 months

dear heavenly creator up in the sky thank u 4 giving me such perfect tits amen

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19 days

Some examples of emoticons I would like carved into my headstone: ;c (sadness) :0 (shock) :D (my loved ones remembering the good times) >:3 (vengeance)

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3 months

painting her toenails while driving was so cunt, sarah lynn 4ever

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27 days

i wanna go sicko mode on his dick 😭

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smartest girl alive

@jigsawapologist

1 month

pussy from a girl who will be the best u ever had if u let her

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30 days

sure maybe god’s abandoned us but sometimes when the rain hits the pavement in just the right way you can still hear his voice

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28 days

My life is going suspiciously well rn.. maybe it’s time to rewatch bojack horseman

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3 months

Would u still luv me if i was a minion

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1 month

these walls r paper thin & if u put ur ear up to them u can hear the sound that god made when he left us (‘Vroom Vroom’)

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17 days

us if we were spiders <3

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27 days

when r they gonna invent a cure for borderline personality disorder i am so exhausted

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smartest girl alive

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3 months

time is a mountain range rather than a line

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smartest girl alive

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1 month

sex isn’t enough i need to climb inside of his rib cage

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6 days

my kink is being so in love that i don’t need to be in pain to get off during sex

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1 month

i don’t have words 4 how In Love i am so i’ll just say tht i want 2 Peel his oranges & slice his apples 4 the rest of my life. i want 2 take care of him always.

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smartest girl alive

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3 months

im not kidding guys. this is Julie & the science guy himself

smartest girl alive

@jigsawapologist

3 months

my 10th grade english teacher dated bill nye the science guy when she was younger & she told me once that the only good thing about him was that he made good grilled cheese sandwiches

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17 days

Me yearning for my bf every second tht im not with him

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smartest girl alive

@jigsawapologist

2 months

My snake gets rly anxious easily but whenever he does, as soon as I pick him up & say some shit like “mommy’s here Simon, it’s mommy, it’s okay, you’re safe” and hold him close to me, he calms down. He’s like a little baby

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29 days

all of my twitter mutuals r little bugs i am collecting in a jar

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1 month

my pet snake could literally maul a toddler to death and i would be like “awww he’s just a lil guy. Cut him some slack.” Simon can do no wrong

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2 months

i loathe myself so deeply it’s actually a skill at this point

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3 months

the world is such a beautiful place and im so grateful to be alive

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breeding kink vs being terrified of actually getting pregnant

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3 months

back @ home (using tweets like manic diary entries again)

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3 months

the babiest of babygirls <33

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smartest girl alive

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3 months

broke the news 2 one of my former students who emails me sometimes that im switching schools, & she sent me this email & it’s so 🥺🫶🏼 also the inclusion of a random anime girl at the end is so iconic of her. middle schoolers rock

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smartest girl alive

@jigsawapologist

3 months

u ppl r all so weak

The Notorious J.O.V.

@whotfisjovana

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27 days

I’ve been diagnosed with Brain Go Sicko Mode, aka Borderline Personality Disorder

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@jigsawapologist

1 month

the kids in my apartment complex are absolutely ENAMORED with my pet snake. they’ve knocked on my door twice today asking to pet “señor simón”. Simon is livinggg for all the attention, he’s in such a good mood and has been giving me face kisses all day😭💖

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smartest girl alive

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3 months

every time I reread this poem i kick a hole in my wall. YOU COULD MAKE THIS PLACE BEAUTIFUL !!!!!!!!

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3 months

babygirl went SICKO MODE webbing last night. im so proud

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26 days

swallowing my soulmate’s cum, call that a holy cummunion

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2 months

that kinda night

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@jigsawapologist

2 months

I think the purest trust and love ive ever felt is when my snake lets me pet his head. He’s scared of things going near his head but when i go slow & he knows it’s me, he lets me do it even though he’s scared. It’s like a demonstration of his trust idk it means a lot 2 me

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smartest girl alive

@jigsawapologist

3 months

hii this is @normalpilled7 , i made a new acct ‘cause having so many followers was Terrifying. welcome :3 !!

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smartest girl alive

@jigsawapologist

2 months

getting choked w hands while being fucked: :) getting ur leash yanked so ur collar chokes u while being fucked: :D

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30 days

yeah guys i actually cured my mental illness & am totally fine now (i took a long shower and put on a big tshirt)

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3 months

Big Brother is watching me eat my Dino nuggets they don’t want me 2 Have them

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@jigsawapologist

17 days

sex w you is sacred and when i trace your bare collarbones with my fingertips it’s the closest to holy ive ever felt

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being happy is so weird bc im always waiting 4 the other shoe 2 drop but like. Maybe it won’t drop today. Maybe today I can be happy & maybe a day is enough

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1 month

ok genuine question but what do i do if someone fingered me w hair dye on their fingers😭

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3 months

I go 4 a lil drive w the music up & the windows down & suddenly the world makes sense to me again

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sex so good i broke my cool girl demeanor & told him that i love him

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2 months

He’s on a journey

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3 months

btw if ur biphobic this pride month i hope u step on a nail💖

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Me when my bf’s belt gets in the way of me ripping his pants off

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i could love this man my whole life im down so bad

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3 months

B a n a n a

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2 months

the guy im seeing sends me shit like this &has a cool ass future ahead of him & is so sweet and respectful & doesn’t expect sex from me but also the sex is so so good & he communicates SO well & he makes me feel safe && he cooks & I am crushing on him so hard &&& i am so happy ??

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smartest girl alive

@jigsawapologist

3 months

im. So. Tired. Of. Squinting. but i do anyway cause when i do it’s so beautiful.

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smartest girl alive

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3 months

Me: hey Katie. Hey katie how’s this one. Prozac? more like NO-zac!😂 My therapist: do you want to talk about the fact that two of your friends have died this week Me: okok sooo i guess u r not feeling that first one. That’s ok. how about this one. Zoloft? More like NO-loft

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she just like me fr

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3 months

it’s like yes. Yes. I can exist. Not everything I have to say has to be Like-Worthy

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1 month

im on some lovergirl shit sry 4 all the old tweets abt how ‘love isn’t worth the pain’ etc etc. love is worth EVERYTHING & i am full of it

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having pet tarantulas is like having pet fish but like way cooler

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3 months

my 10th grade english teacher dated bill nye the science guy when she was younger & she told me once that the only good thing about him was that he made good grilled cheese sandwiches

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3 months

*as the ketamine hits* Bibble b bibbling

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28 days

I like u & I like who I am with u. I’d love it if u stay 4 a long time

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2 months

R u rly an infathomably online e-girl if u’ve never done coke 2 Ayesha erotica ????

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