Friendly reminder to read my bio before deciding to follow me. When I say ALL solos, I MEAN all of them. So if there's a certain individual you DON'T wanna see on your timeline, I suggest you do what you gotta do and block me NOW. You've been warned.
Fun fact! Jaejoong has THIRTEEN piercings! And had he not been an idol, he thinks he would've either been a waiter or a stylist.
And he finds ATEEZ's Hongjoon's nostrils very attractive 🤣
Oh well! Here are my highlights!
201222 Yoochun RE:Mind Video Call Highlights - a Thread of Me Spazzing the F**k out!
1. Here's me dying when I saw his face...and then he asked why I was holding the phone so close. Y'ALL, I actually FORGOT how to say near-sighted. 🤓🙃
Jaejoong's face in 2008 when a girl said she can't date guys who use too many emojis
Jaejoong's face in 2018 when a girl said she can't date men who are too beautiful
Never change, Kim Jaejoong.
Never change.
#Jaejoong
I'm not mad. This is a genuine answer: SM's blacklist made it nearly impossible for him to promote as an artist in Korea for so many years that most of the general public either don't know him or don't remember him beyond his DBSK years.
Hey, CBX. If you still wanna be active in the industry and need an agency, Jaejoong sunbaenim's inKode is an option. If anyone can help you strategize a plan post-SM, it's that man. 🤷♀️
Is it really a Yoochun event if he doesn't sing "Chajatta" while walking amongst his screaming fans? 🤣
PS: I REALLY need to learn to zoom out on a more timely basis 😅
#ユチョン
#yuchun
#박유천
#Rebirth
230811 U-KNOW REALITY SEOUL ALBUM SIGN EVENT
LMAO! Yunho's legs shaking in excitement as he talks to fans. It reminds me of a puppy wagging its tail 🤣
Def golden retriever energy 🐶
#유노윤호
#UKNOW
#리얼리티쇼
#UKNOW_NEXUS_RealityShow
I defended Yoochun.
I defended Jaejoong.
I defended Junsu.
And now I will defend Changmin.
And if Yunho ever decides to crack and snaps at a sasaeng, I'll defend him, too.
Storytime!
When he first walked in and stood on the stage, he commented on how small the stage felt. He had gotten used to running around on BIG stages and said it felt odd having to limit himself to this one small circle. Ngl - it also felt weird seeing him stay in one spot 😅
Kim Jaejoong! THE FANCHANT!!!
It's so so good even other fandoms were amazed! 😍
Btw that's olive wreath (kotinos κότινος) the prize for the ancient Olympic
It represents victory, peace, and prosperity. It's bestowed upon athletes and WARRIORS as a symbol of HONOR and TRIUMPH 🤩
C.S.O. Jaejoong finally leaving the opening ceremony! I'm low-key sure he went to go drink more with his friends 😆 Rightfully so! He deserves it!
@bornfreeonekiss
Congratulations on officially opening iNKODE! 🤩
#kimjaejoong
#김재중 #ジェジュン #金在中
#J_Jun
#JJ
#CSO
#iNKODE
221003 #제이제이뮤즈
#BORN_GENE
#팬사인회
HIGHLIGHTS
Today was my fansign with Jaejoong. My first one (though hopefully not last). Here are some highlights while I can still remember!
PS: no particular order. And I know this looks like a presscon. Jaejoong said the same thing.
TLDR: Jaejoong is pissed about the sasaengs and cabs who profit from them. He got video footage evidence and he hopes they all end up in jail and receive punishment for their actions. He's been tolerating this bs for 20 years and he's DONE.
SPACE Seoul by
#KIMJAEJOONG
English Translation
I got the book and I couldn't help myself. And I loved and hated every minute of it.
@bornfreeonekiss
Thank you reminding me why I DON'T translate novels.
Alright now I'm literally about to pass out sooo...
Soooo I guess this means I took a photo with every member of JYJ at least. Cool!
...but I think aiming to do the same with TVXQ might be too ambitious, so I'll just count my blessings and take my wins 🤣
#fangirlmoment
Like the 💐 on the cover: chrysanthemum and humble plant. In Korea, birth 💐 signify a specific date, not just the month. He explained that his debut date (1226) is a rose. The chrysanthemum is the "next team" (1014 - JYJ's debut date) and he combined it w/ his birth 💐.
HAPPY DECEMBER! And y'all know what that means...
DBSK Anniversary Giveaway!
This year's prize - a MYSTERY BOX!!
(Hint: some albums included!)
To enter: ♡ this post and comment with your favorite Yoochun solo OR Yunho solo (1 comment = 1 entry)
Deadline: Dec. 14 11PM KST
OMG! i FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART!
Me: It's too bad about Covid. Otherwise, I'd be there to see your concert live.
YC: I know. Too bad. I'd buy you coffee.
Me: Oh, really?
YC: Yeah, really.
Still no audio but you can read his lips in this clip. BUT IS THAT A SMIRK, SIR?!
240702 KIM JAE JOONG KTOWN4U Cafe Event Highlight thread (in no particular order)
- Jaejoong looked great. As always. Man knows how to work for the cameras without trying too hard. We began by watching the music video. Here he is. Just vibin'
Then finally, his last piece. He said that the MV for
#NOBODY_LIKE_YOU
was probably the most he smiled since he filmed the Balloons MV. He filmed the song with the hope that it would make the listener happy. Someone shouted "I'm happy!" and he said "Me, too!" w/ 🌈 hands
@YURlNATOR
yes
PS: u mind if i quote u on this for my next article? i want to highlight that dating is not in fact a sin and entire industry needs to chill the fu k out
RT) Ok, guys! Moment of truth! Tell me what you think. One for
#Yoochun
, one for
#Yoohwan
. If you like'em, I'll go ahead and order them for
@rypaffo
. If not, it's ok - I have another design as backup.
I deliberately made them similar, but slightly different cuz like...brothers.
Life lessons from Kim Jaejoong The Counselor!
1. Your 20's are for trying different things.
2. Adulthood is too long. You only remember 15 yrs of your childhood, but then you get 80 yrs of adulthood.
3. So take this time to fail, try, and succeed.
4. Live a long life!
No, I get it. Translating is annoying. It's tedious. It's hard.
To all the ifan sites that were so quick to translate some articles yet strangely silent on this one, HERE! I did it ALL for you.
Original article:
#Yoochun
#fuckinghell
So apparently, someone's maternal grandmother was Lee Sooman's first true love and she happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to a certain visual shock himself.
I need pictures. Visual👏 Aid👏
If K-pop stans were in it for the music and the talent (especially vocal talent) they would all stan 2nd gen, I'm not even being biased, it's an objective fact
But fear not! No tears!
Afterwards, he said "Thank you for telling me that." And THEN he adds: Your Korean got so much better.
Me: WHAT?!
I throw my head back to laugh and I BUMP MY HEAD ON THE EFFIN' WALL BEHIND ME!
He laughed at me but he's Yoochun so I forgive.
#dorkmoment
- here he is posing again. He seemed to really like those Care Bears. I like how he just throws a hand up into a peace sign and it's automatically a perfect photo op 🤣
Discovering SWEET MAX Quiz Answers
1. The length of MAX CHANGMIN's legs? 106~113 cm (109cm)
2. MAX CHANGMIN'S MBTI? ISFJ
3. How many push-ups can MAX CHANGMIN do? He did 36 on the spot! (He only stopped cuz the director made him 🤣)
Is this why Changmin was able to say "I love you" to Yunho on Saturday? Is he more emotionally adept?? Changmin, has your girlfriend been teaching you that it's okay to feels? 😍😭
Okay, so APPARENTLY, there's a debate about whether Jaejoong claims to be the CEO of CJeS or not. So here's my two cents.
I'd like to start by saying that I'm not claiming my translation is perfect. Perfect KR-EN translations are near impossible because the two are so different.
He brings Captain on all "She's from Virginia!"
Did I get a little too enthus and go "Aaay Yuhwan Oppa, wassup?"
Maybe.
He was all "Hey! jjxoxo (Twitch ID)"
YC: Oh, that's her?
☺️
I've waited so long to take these photos and now I can! I finally have them all in my possession!
2020 OT5 MISSION COMPLETE! I feel like I've unlocked a new level of emoshinki but that's okaaaaay! 😭
RT) ATTENTION ALL CHUNSAS!
There has been problems w/ fans causing trouble when they visit Obiseo's toast shop. Fans will stand for hours taking photos and demand Obiseo to call Yoohwan while they don't even BUY anything...
Just FYI, guys, if a Korean ever says "참" in front of anything, that is Korean Sarcasm 101.
Saying "참 죄송하게 생각합니다" is like saying "Oh, well then, I'm SO sorry...🙄"
Lmao. People saying Jaejoong is a soloist now so they can't allow any mention of the past. Meanwhile, the man himself is going around happily signing his old albums.
Make it make sense.
I did that Kyopo-thing where I speak both Korean and English. He was understandably confused and asked "Where are you from?"
Me: Aw, you don't remember. We met at the Slow Dance fansign 2 yrs ago.
YC: Canada?
Me: More south.
YC: LA?
Me: East.
YC: Virginia?
Me: YES!
His face:
RT)
#6002NewBeginning
Giveaway
Yoochun is going home! I feel like celebrating! But the only way I know how is by doing a giveaway!
Comment below if you'd like to participate and do the hashtag! Free Slow Dance Album to the winner! I'M SO HAPPY I'M GONNA DIE!
Sooooo...I got into both 'Glorious Day' AND 'I AM U' taping at Inkigayo.
Glorious Day check-in is at 10 pm, recording is at 1 AM.
I AM U check-in is at 8:30 am, recording is at 10-something AM.
In other words, your girl is gonna get NO sleep on Sunday.
THIS should be FUN. 🙃
One of my favorite parts of the fan-con tonight
Q: Name 3 favorite Japanese singers
🌻: Tohoshinki, Jaejoong, and Junsu
Easy. Simple. Done. 🤣
#YouandYourDay2023
#Yuchun
#ユチョン
Just cuz I think this is VERY relevant to all of us at the moment...
#Jaejoong
#J_JUN
[jj_1986]
Instagram post translation
If you wanna take fiction and act like it's real
Then believe what you want and leave
Jesus. I must've hit my head harder than I thought. I HAVE MORE!
Our impassioned debate about Korea Vs States.
Yoochun: No, no, no, no, states is more better! (read lips in clip)
Me: BOY! Someone hold me BACK!
I also get to now say I taught Jaejoong how to properly make a soju tornado. MOST people try to do it by simply shaking the bottle really hard (that's what he did). Nay, my friends. The tried and truest way is the twist in the wrist: 6 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 12 o'clock.