Jessica Knappett @jessicaknappett Twitter profile

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

3 years

Working on #GhostsBBC was a privilege of a lifetime, the talent of that ensemble is honestly extraordinary AND they’re all nice. Series continues NOW @BBCOne 8.30pm & all on iplayer xxx

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5 years

Netflix’s #TheGreatHack is so chilling. Cambridge Analytica or not, it’s Facebook helping those who should be holding it to account to win elections, so we’ll never have a fair election again and democracy is dead enjoy your lunch

Carole Cadwalladr

@carolecadwalla

5 years

NEW: Explosive new emails detail work Cambridge Analytica did for LeaveEU/UKIP. Brittany Kaiser, woman at centre of Netflix's #TheGreatHack has handed over a whole bunch of new emails to DCMS committee. Oh dear, Arron Banks. Looks like it's all coming home to roost... 🔥 🔥 🔥

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4 years

It’s very simple guys: work from home unless you can’t work from home in which case go to work but if you can’t go to work because you take the bus then stay at home or go to work but stay alert unless you live in Scotland in which case stay at home

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@jessicaknappett

3 years

I think it starts with men understanding that we fear them. We have no way of knowing who the bad guys are.

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@jessicaknappett

6 years

this bird in the sequin tracky bs on #Taskmaster is really making a tit of herself tonight

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@davechannel

6 years

. @JessicaKnappett walking into the club like… #Taskmaster

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

6 years

Cariad Lloyd hounded off Twitter for apparently being TOO nice. F**k this place. what an argument to pick. Donate to ⁦ @bloodygood__ ⁩ PEOPLE CAN’T AFFORD TO BUY PERIOD PRODUCTS

Comedian Cariad Lloyd hounded off Twitter by anti-trans trolls

The anti-trans trolls took issue with her use of the term "bleeders" instead of women. British comedian Cariad Lloyd has deactivated...

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

5 years

These are all of the photos my mum took on our epic California road trip

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

6 years

My Dad is absolutely LOVING #Taskmaster tonight

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@jessicaknappett

4 years

Doing a shot every time he says ‘Alas’ just to liven up the evening

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

4 years

Thank you for all the lovely comments about #Drifters , all four series are now finally available to stream on #Netflix #Netflixisajoke

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

3 years

🙏

Connor Webb

@ConnorWebb18

3 years

@jessicaknappett I'm not sure who made this but I think it's important that you see it

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

3 years

Me and @robertcarlyle_ were just talking to @TomDaley1994 then he turned into a ball of wool #sundaybrunch

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

1 year

Just in case you’re @edfringe and happen to be invited for a drink with Charlie Hanson, the former tv producer. He is allegedly very dangerous and I believe his victims.

Channel 4 News

@Channel4News

3 years

Exclusive - the first interviews with the women claiming ‘After Life’ producer Charlie Hanson was “predatory.” Hanson is accused of allegations including sexual assault, which he denies. Reporting by @MinnieStephC4 , @GirishJuneja and @sophwilkinson .

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

6 years

pretty chill about winning tonight's ep...I can just take it leave it to be hons...

U&Dave

@davechannel

6 years

And the winner of episode five is @JessicaKnappett ! Congratulations! *airhorn noise* #Taskmaster

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@jessicaknappett

5 years

my Dad is hoovering the BBQ.

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@jessicaknappett

6 years

Hollywood’s knocking for me & @KerryAGodliman #taskmaster

U&Dave

@davechannel

6 years

The next Rocky Balboa movie looks, um, different. @KerryAGodliman @JessicaKnappett #Taskmaster

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Jessica Knappett

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5 years

Improv is hard.

Tom Copley

@tomcopley

5 years

He sounds exactly like the “I was very, very drunk” bloke from the Fast Show here. Utterly incoherent

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@jessicaknappett

6 years

well I wouldn't want to embarrass myself this episode. #grace #elegance #dignity

U&Dave

@davechannel

6 years

How to seamlessly dismount a bin with @JessicaKnappett #Taskmaster

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

5 years

Not really the same though is it Nigel? Because you’re a politician whereas Jo Brand’s actual job is to MAKE JOKES.

Nigel Farage MP

@Nigel_Farage

5 years

I am sick to death of overpaid, left wing, so-called comedians on the BBC who think their view is morally superior. Can you imagine the reaction if I had said the same thing as Jo Brand?

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

8 years

HERE WE GO AGAIN! #Drifters Series4

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

3 years

If we’re not allowed to have a peaceful vigil, then maybe we should #strikeforsarah ? Iceland ‘75 style? RT if you’re IN

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

3 years

⚡️COMPLAINTS WELCOME! ⚡️Stop shouting at the telly and form your thoughts into a proper complaint will ya! Email below! Xxx

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

6 years

ONE HOUR 'til I show off more of my mad skillz in @taskmaster on @davechannel 9pm

U&Dave

@davechannel

6 years

. @jessicaknappett deserves all the points just for the airhorn impressions in our opinion. #Taskmaster

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

6 years

RIGHT, so GOOD NEWS for fans of televised ritual humiliation: this babe’s in the next series of TASKMASTER on Dave.

U&Dave

@davechannel

6 years

In case you missed it, we're now living in a permanent state of task-fuelled hysteria because OUR BRAND NEW #TASKMASTER S7 LINE-UP IS... @JamesAcaster @jessicaknappett @KerryAGodliman @PhilNWang and Rhod Gilbert! @taskmaster will return very soon...

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

5 years

Someone’s written a dissertation about foghorns and it’s making my day

Jennifer Lucy Allan

@JenniferLAllan

5 years

Have officially handed in a PhD on foghorns! 📣🍾🥰

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@jessicaknappett

4 years

be good if our government cared as much about saving theatres as it did about saving Wetherspoons

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@jessicaknappett

4 years

I am honestly outraged that anyone who wears glasses thinks it’s ok to pair with a beanie

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

4 years

I usually love any mention of GOT anywhere but mocking the way in which BLM protest IS RACISM. White supremacy laughing in the face of it all. Abhorrent.

Talk

@TalkTV

4 years

Asked if he would take a knee in support of Black Lives Matter, Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab: "I take the knee for two people; the Queen and the Mrs when I asked her to marry me." Listen live ► @JuliaHB1 | @DominicRaab

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@jessicaknappett

7 years

It's true, Drifters is over. 5 series would have been greedy. Huge thanks to everyone who watched 1-4 and said nice things xxx

British Comedy Guide

@BritishComedy

7 years

"There's no more Drifters". Jessica Knappett reveals her E4 sitcom has come to an end after 4 series:

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

7 years

I did a tour of the #Countdown studio and sat in the chair! they filmed the whole thing and it’s on #channel4 tonight at 9pm! #FUN #LAUGHS #MATHS

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

5 years

The Gruffalo

Gráinne Maguire

@GrainneMaguire

5 years

Chernobyl

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

3 years

Moaners assemble! Thrilled to announce that it is now my contractual obligation to listen to your complaints about telly and beyond with @tomallencomedy @munyachawawa Coming soon. Please hold, your call is very important to us.

Channel 4 Press

@C4Press

3 years

Channel 4 invites viewers’ feedback in new prime-time comedy entertainment series Complaints Welcome (w/t), with hosts @munyachawawa , @tomallencomedy and @jessicaknappett 📩📺

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4 years

Gorgeous

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3 years

If like me, you’re feeling desperately sad and angry about Sarah Everard, you can support @centreWJ

Centre for Women's Justice

@centreWJ

4 years

Sarah Everard: serving Met officer arrested over disappearance

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

5 years

I’ve taken my career in a different direction. I’m now a court clerk serving under #JudgeRomesh . Here’s a clip of some of our serious legal work: Starts Weds on ⁦ @davechannel ⁩

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@jessicaknappett

6 years

New series of #Travelman starts Monday on Channel 4 at 8.30pm. In ep 2 find out how I fared in #Ibiza with a man who has never set foot in a nightclub ⁩(⁦ @RichardAyoade ⁩) *AIRHORN*

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@jessicaknappett

8 years

USA: "anything but a woman...please God anything but a woman" -"How about this orange bigoted mutant rapist?" USA: "oh yeah much better!"

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

5 years

@garyduncanuk @charltonbrooker @Sonic_Screwup Oh sorry Gary, are you married to Sodium Lauryl Sulphate? Have I offended your wife? What a thing to defend.

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7 years

I'm preggers and I've written about how much it feels like being hungover

Nothing prepared me for pregnancy – apart from the never-ending hangover of my 20s

I am queasy, irritable and dehydrated. My heavy-drinking days have trained me well for having a baby

amp.theguardian.com

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@jessicaknappett

5 years

Maybe there could be a world where we live by ‘Caroline’s Law’

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@jessicaknappett

5 years

@MattWalshBlog ‘all people are endowed with inherent rights and dignities’ YOUR WORDS IN YOUR OWN ARTICLE. Guess what, women are people. They’re like foetuses but more developed.

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

3 years

Yet more brave and brilliant women speaking out against the bullies and predators that make the tv industry such a distressing place to work for so many people.

The Guardian

@guardian

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Bafta-winning TV firm accused of mishandling sexual assault complaint

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@jessicaknappett

6 years

“It’s a living hell”

Channel 4

@Channel4

6 years

🌊 @RichardAyoade and @jessicaknappett catch a wave in Ibiza, with varying results... #TravelMan

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

3 years

When I grow up I would like to be Miriam Margolyes

BBC Radio 4

@BBCRadio4

3 years

FYI, Miriam Margolyes is trending because she was on ITV's This Morning, so here's her terrific chat with @LouisTheroux Miriam: but what happens to the balls? Louis: do you want an answer to that? Miriam: not really The whole episode is on @BBCSounds

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@jessicaknappett

3 years

I got to learn all about Nell Gwyn on YOU’RE DEAD TO ME and it was an absolute LAFF. Listen here! And wish @greg_jenner a happy birthday!!! X

Greg Jenner

@greg_jenner

3 years

🚨NEW EPISODE!🚨 As it’s my birthday, here’s a gift to myself - a funny chat about one of my fave funny people from history, Nell Gwyn Featuring the brilliant ⁦ @jessicaknappett ⁩ & theatre historian Prof Diana Solomon Listen on ⁦ @BBCSounds ⁩

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4 years

@hamzadarby @taskmaster @KerryAGodliman What are you, the voice inside my head at 3am every night?

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6 years

PREDICTION: 2nd referendum question will be how best to settle Brexit and the nation’s answer will be ‘over a Nando’s’

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4 years

people are risking their lives to protest in a pandemic because this shit is happening every single day #justiceforgeorgefloyd #blacklivesmatter

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7 years

1/2 I filled in for Theresa May last minute on @8Outof10Cats_TV , it airs tonight E4 10pm

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4 years

Did no one have a brush?

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Jessica Knappett

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8 years

yeah! It's true!

Chortle Comedy

@chortle

8 years

Drifters float back to E4: Fourth series commissioned

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@jessicaknappett

8 years

If you don't like tonight's episode of #Drifters blame @emeraldfennell who wrote it. If you do like it then remember we wrote it together.

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@jessicaknappett

8 years

Guys it's too dangerous to go out. You should just stay in & watch #Drifters 10pm (Not the Halloween ep, that was on 3 weeks ago obviously)

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@jessicaknappett

5 years

Do they have Wagamama flavour?

Nicola Thorp

@nicolathorp_

5 years

Now they’re ‘influencing’ us to take pills to make us taste ‘sweeter’ ‘You should always taste better than the next chick’?!?!? FACK OFF

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4 years

@EdGambleComedy Mate.

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10 years

Thanks for all the love for #Drifters series 2. We salute you all and your AMAZING sense of humour xxx http://t.co/JX9WBmOhI2

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@jessicaknappett

7 years

Moved house so I'm re-registering to vote in June #generalelection . It's cool to vote, kids! Register at

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@jessicaknappett

5 years

Proud to be the voice behind @davechannel ‘s @theCALMzone tonight at 9.12pm with all these laffbags 👇👇👇 check it out!

U&Dave

@davechannel

5 years

@theCALMzone Tonight at 9.12pm we are hosting a comedy festival in an ad break in support of @theCALMzone and we've asked some of our friends to join us. #BeTheMateYoudWant

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@jessicaknappett

9 years

DRIFTERS SERIES 3 NEWS: There is going to be a Drifters Series 3. If I could sum up my feelings in one word, it would be ‘employed’.

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@jessicaknappett

7 years

It's true, Drifters is over. 5 series would have been greedy. Huge thanks to everyone who watched 1-4 and said...

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@jessicaknappett

3 years

@jackbern23 @taskmaster Bernnnyyyyyy, what you doing to me man???

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@jessicaknappett

8 years

#TeamCandice !!!

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@jessicaknappett

7 years

🤞🤞🤞HERE'S HOPING 🤞🤞🤞

Theresa May

@theresa_may

7 years

If I lose just six seats I will lose this election and Jeremy Corbyn will be sitting down to negotiate with Europe:

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7 years

TONIGHT drunk ramblings w Lydia B #DrunkHistory 10pm @ComedyCentralUK . Glad someone filmed it, I remember nothing

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@jessicaknappett

5 years

The ‘Boris is the real victim here’ argument is HILARIOUS 😂 Poor Boris’s poor privacy-wivacy making him a sad Boris. boo fucking hoo. I think he’ll be fine @CPhilpOfficial but I’m sure he’s glad YOU’VE got his back.

Chris Philp MP

@CPhilpOfficial

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Recording a dispute between partners in their own home without their knowledge & then giving it to a newspaper is a gross invasion of privacy - esp when the Police had confirmed no-one was in danger & there were no grounds for any action. The person who did it shld be ashamed

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3 years

@DewarGareth You’re the problem

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@jessicaknappett

2 years

Devastated to hear we have lost our Godmother of the tv industry, Kay Mellor. Her talent was extraordinary and to achieve what she did while remaining anchored to Leeds was truly exceptional. RIP Kay - the best smile in the biz.X

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@jessicaknappett

5 years

I’m outwardly expressing disdain but internally it is respect bordering on jealousy

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@jessicaknappett

3 years

My amazing mate @emeraldfennell is not only excellent at karaoke but is also nominated for a clutch of oscars! So unbelievably proud of this dynamo of a woman. hope you all get to see this funny, moving & important film in a cinema soon #PromisingYoungWoman 👄👄👄xxxx

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@jessicaknappett

7 years

I wrote a story @guardian about marrying a man who turned up on my doorstep. Have a 👀 if you like that kinda thing

How I married a world-champion air guitarist who turned up on my doorstep

People say you just know when you meet the man you are going to marry. Not true ... it’s an act of blind faith

www.theguardian.com

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@jessicaknappett

7 years

Oh hi. #Drifters is nominated for a TV choice award, please vote with your fingers HERE:

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@jessicaknappett

9 years

Yes, that’s @JamieLaing_UK . And yes, we’re matching! Check us out in brand new #InBedWithJamie on All 4 this Friday

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@jessicaknappett

4 years

Has anyone got any intel about whether it’s actually safe to keep sending toddlers to nurseries? Looking for some cold hard raw data ideally

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@jessicaknappett

7 years

By 'running through fields of wheat' she of course means causing 30,000 deaths due to NHS cuts.

ITV News

@itvnews

7 years

What's the naughtiest thing @theresa_may has ever done?

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8 years

Re this #mannequinchallenge thing. You know what you guys are gonna love? Photos.

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@jessicaknappett

5 years

Totally blown away by @Booksmart movie. Pure joy. It should go down as a comedy classic, up there with Bridesmaids for me! & I’m so excited for @oliviawilde ‘s Directorial future

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

7 years

the #sheeranalbumparty hashtag is my fave marketing cock up 'since how do you eat yours' campaign and that guy put his creme egg up his bum

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

6 years

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Mums. Enjoy your emergency supermarket flowers 💐

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9 years

Remember when it was sunny? Pic from our beaut location for WEDDING - the final ep of #Drifters tonight at 9 on E4.

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@jessicaknappett

4 years

Oh great, NOW how am I supposed to arrive at my friend’s wedding?

Segway, personal vehicle known for high-profile crashes, ending production

Company will retire Segway PT, popular with tourists and police officers, on 15 July

www.theguardian.com

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@jessicaknappett

7 years

Heartbroken for #Manchester my second home. A city full of solid people good in a crisis. Let there be love.

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7 years

@robdelaney Cuz like forinners shunt be allowed babies in case the babies are actually Isis

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@jessicaknappett

6 years

Seriously Wimbledon, can we just end this with an honest scissors paper stone?

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@jessicaknappett

7 years

Thanks for the #Drifters ❤️ & sorry to disappoint. new projects in development inc. stuff w/ the brilliant @emeraldfennell Stay tuned! BRB!

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@jessicaknappett

10 years

All I need to tell you about tonight's episode of #Drifters is that my parents are under strict instructions not to ever watch it

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@jessicaknappett

8 years

Series 4 trailer - Drifters - British Comedy Guide

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@jessicaknappett

3 years

@MrEdByrne @PaulByrne @GlennWool So sorry. Such a funny, clever man who always brought out the best. I loved being in his company. Sending so much love xxxx

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6 years

“Your brain needs time to get weird. Otherwise, you're just posting cute pictures of your dog.”

How (And Why) to Build Some Boredom Back Into Your Life

Believe it or not, sometimes not doing anything at all is the most productive thing you can do.

www.gq.com

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5 years

Any Americans wondering where they’ve heard Fiona Hill’s accent before? Try WINTERFELL

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8 years

Drifters' Jessica Knappett on turning her wilderness years into a TV smash

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@jessicaknappett

4 years

‘Sound poor but so we can actually understand you’ 😂

Lauren O'Rourke

@orourkelauren88

4 years

A genuine casting I received. Whilst casting directors appear to say the right thing re the conversation of inclusivity and diversity it obvious we still have a long way to go and class is still being left out of said conversation. #Class is not an accent!!!

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3 years

@stewartnextday Lol ok mate. Wouldn’t want it to be ‘unfair’

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@jessicaknappett

6 years

@thetonypitts I prefer jizz hands (demonstrating my enthusiasm by pretending I have a penis and tossing myself off to completion.) Gt for anxiety

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Jessica Knappett

@jessicaknappett

3 years

This is how it’s done. #ComplaintsWelcome @Channel4

Lord Sugar

@Lord_Sugar

3 years

I really like the TV show The Repair Shop but lately it seems to focus more on sad stories of the owners rather than showing the repair of the object. This distracts from the original concept of seeing how the repair is done.

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@jessicaknappett

8 years

Don't be a twat & miss @brettgoldstein @emeraldfennell @orourkelauren88 @bobbyhirston in #Drifters 4 tonight E4 10pm

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