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You all know about p00p, but what about the lesser known cousin:
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Fuck KiKi... I need lil bit of Monica in my life, little bit of Erica by my side, little bit of Rita all I need, lil bit of Tina’s what I see, little bit of Sandra in the sun, little bit of Mary all night long, little bit of Jessica here I am, little bit of u makes me ur man
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Me waking up at 3am:
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@jessakah_
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7 months
RING THE BELL, BABY
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1 year
How do I sue my parents for making me a Philadelphia sports fan
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6 years
I will never get over this?????
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3 months
@perfectlyfine89 My theory is that they just weren’t actually there!
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7 months
Idk if this is unpopular, but my take is that ballpark food doesn’t need to be insane and extravagant. Like I need it to be eaten easily with my hands while it sits in my lap with limited elbow room. I don’t want to need 37 napkins bc of the mess factor.
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Every town got The Structure
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HE IS RISEN!!!!
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You can only reblog today
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4 months
Down bad crying at the Bank
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Rhys trying not to cry, me crying, the Bank is down bad right now.
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1 year
Sorry but I feel so cute today!!!
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3 years
I got vaccinated bc I wanted to and now people are getting free shit for doing it. Well where’s MY free shit for being a decent human, huh? HUH???????
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Go Birds 🦅
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1 year
Still do not understand standing during god bless america and I refuse to ever understand
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10 months
I know you’re a millennial if you use those reusable giant cups with players on them from a sporting event (most likely baseball)
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1 month
DUI chants coming through on the broadcast is soooo funny
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@jessakah_
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10 months
I finally hung up my pride and joy 🥹🥹🥹
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3 years
IM READY BOIZ, LFG 😤
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5 years
Me, an aqua sun and gemini rising, after 1 sip of alcohol
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@jessakah_
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3 years
C u soon @sixers 😎
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@jessakah_
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I’ve adjusted
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9 months
Me rn prepping to watch the Eagles game
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2 years
I’m ready @phillies
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2 years
This is what every Vegas bachelor party looks like
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In Philly we actually call it the Titanic hoagie.
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2 years
📁 MLB └ └ 📂 Catchers better than Adley Rutschman └ 📂 JT Realmuto
@editti22
Barstool Are Dee Tee
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📁 MLB └ └ 📂 Catchers better than Adley Rutschman └ 📂 ⚠️THIS FOLDER IS EMPTY ⚠️
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YOUR FAVORITE PHILLY TEAM FINALLY GOT A RINGGGGGG IM ENGAGED LETS GOOOOOO
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3 years
Happy Saturday🌞
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I’m obsessed
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2 years
I know we’re sad but y’all mind if I have a birthday 🥳
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3 years
Normalize camel toes. Sorry my pants are tight and I have a phat punani
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@jessakah_
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4 years
Some girl in a Philly housing group posted that she was looking for a place “preferably in center city” and “just not the hood” and she is getting absolutely torn to shreds. It’s so good.
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3 months
Baby’s first .5x selfie
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2 years
We are wet and drinking
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@jessakah_
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3 years
Going Out™️
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2 years
Hi friends. Me and Dan and our family could use some prayers/good vibes right now. Not going into detail, but just got some devastating news. Thanks guys 🤍
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1 year
Folks. We’re so back.
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2 years
Type a go birds in the chat for good luck 💚
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3 years
Me: *searching for vintage Phillies shirts* The internet:
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3 years
SUNDAY FUNDAY
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@jessakah_
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Nobody loves a good ween like I do
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2 years
Which one of you forgot to switch to your personal
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@jessakah_
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4 years
My new hobby is booing the idiotic comments on this post
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@jessakah_
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3 years
The only good thing about driving on 76 is this view you get for like 20 seconds
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@jessakah_
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6 months
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT BASEBALL????? ❤️
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FINISHED!!! 🎓📚Hardest 2 years of my life. Next stop, BCBA Exam *dun dun dunnnnnn*
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3 years
Ladies and gentlemen,,,,,, the weekend
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2 years
IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING
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@jessakah_
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3 years
Children are sponges and imitate their parents behaviors. Kids don’t care about masks. They only care and make a fit because their parents do.
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3 years
??????????
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I’m da biggest burd #FlyEaglesFly
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4 years
We knew this was coming
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@jessakah_
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5 years
Oh you got engaged today? Well MY boyfriend got me an air fryer. So WHOS THE REAL WINNER.
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1 year
A gallon of WHAT
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Fit check
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3 years
I am begging you to get a personality
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Saturday, folks🤠
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ˡᵉᵐᵐᵉ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ 𝒈𝒐 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒅𝒔
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Hello, it me
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2 years
Car reached boob status today
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Bed head and Gritty🤪
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I took this with my iPad 🥴
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Bit of personal news
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To say that I’m obsessed is an understatement❤️ 📸credit: @alexemcintyre
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We have been together for 6 years so quite frankly I’m going to wear off-white to this wedding. Fucking RUDE
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So true never had a pizza or watched college basketball in my life
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I feel so bad for women and democrats, they never get to know how good this feels
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@jessakah_
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Actually crying right now. I was too close to that shooting last night. This isn’t how it’s supposed to be
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Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds.
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Wedding time 🤍
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5 years
Been waiting all week to post this
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Bestie same but I took ibuprofen and it HELPED. Try it out, buddy.
@MLBONFOX
FOX Sports: MLB
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Zack Wheeler left tonight's game with lower back tightness
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It’s only pain and suffering but ok
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Is this illegal
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I’ll crush ya #NewProfilePic
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Hello plz do not drink and drive tonight or any night :)
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Taking the train and minding my business 😌 maybe I should teach a class
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He looks like every other older south Philly Italian guy...... Phillies going to the WS.
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New Phillies manager Joe Girardi ran the Rocky steps this morning. Part of the Rocky Run 🥊 #Phillies 📸 @Phillies
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Posting this for attention. Bye
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Like dis🤭
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@whotfisjovana
The Notorious J.O.V.
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how do you serve cunt in green
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3 years
Look at ME
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1 year
Tickets were gifted to me! I don’t pay for them at all. I do pay for insulin though, by myself, out of pocket.
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TL asleep???? Ok candid pic
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Can I get a go Phils plz
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“We all know the Sixers are sending us to therapy” 📸: Alex McIntyre
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This is the sluttiest grilled cheese I’ve ever consumed
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First of all, I ain’t no bitch (just overly excited)🐝🐝🐝 @mikescott
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls take their covid vaccines 😌 vaccinated girls have the best c00chi3 and plentiful asses 😍
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Someone say Flyers W?
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🥰💥🥰💥🥰 that’s right
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Ok so I got a new job and I start on Monday and I’m really excited about it and they’re paying me really well so hopefully I can actually make a living from doing the job I love 🥹
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
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@jessakah_
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Broad Street is made for champions
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For those of you that are new/don’t know, I am Grace’s biological mom, but I had her when I wasn’t ready to be a mom so I placed her for adoption. It’s open and I have an amazing relationship with her and her family🥰
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Should I post this on instagram as well
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@jessakah_
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Trying to be comfortable and not self-conscious in my swimmy before beach season so this is me doing that :)
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Oh god oh fuck oh no
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