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red wine, cheap perfume and a filthy pout 💋

Chicago, IL
Joined January 2012
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it’s the greatest pop song of all time for a reason
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thief of hearts
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when this part of the song comes, i get POSSESSED
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THEY SHOWING COCK AND BALLS??? I must watch now
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@WGNNews how much money we talking?
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@Phil_TBH yes I accept credit here! 💕
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all I know is jen aydin needs to survive the reboot next season #RHONJ
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@chrissy_chris96 mind you this is after 120 hours of work 😭
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getting ready to introduce @KimKardashian at the #KimExposedTaylorParty
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@iamnataliax @Phil_TBH no :/ BROKE ASS news reporters 😒
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Lisa crying and throwing a hissy fit over having to get into drag makeup is very weird and kinda giving homophobic vibes.. the ted cruz supporter in her is showing #RHOSLC
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@YuvalMimi @Beyonce she don’t like y’all btw
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@bklynb4by BREAKING NEWS: actress does interview for upcoming movie she’s starring in
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@HillaryClinton not right now girl we busy
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this show was delayed 2 hours, set cut short and lana has the nerve to still bring out mason ramsey the Walmart kid, I’m—
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me liking and retweeting every single variation of roxxxy’s you can’t read the doll meme
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rauw and rosalia singing sad love songs about each other to each other at the latin grammys
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@jerjjg
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8 years
I am so happy we have olly alexander in this world
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@jerjjg
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so so so excited to be rolling with the Chicago LGBT at @CupcakKe_rapper 's SOLD OUT hometown show tonight!!!!
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lightning hasn’t stopped omg. my flight was delayed 3 hours coming here too. I really flew to Boston just to buy Lana fenway merch and eat a lobster roll cuz this show is def getting cancelled.
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how it feels knowing tonight could be the last time we ever see jen aydin on #RHONJ
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@jerjjg
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5 years
@LADYBUNNY77 @ewarren give it a break Bunny! Bernard isn’t going to rise in the polls 🤧
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Mary and Meredith both paying Angie dust on this trip is SOOOO fucking funny… #RHOSLC
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@jerjjg
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fat fucking lesbian gym teacher built ass bitch
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Elon Musk jumps in the air 🔥😂
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y’all can’t take 1 day off from creating your fake someone-found-my-douche scenarios….
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Thanksgiving is at my place this year and my mother came over to cook. I ran to the store for her, and when I came back she said “I was just about to call you to buy a turkey baster, but I found one under the sink” tell me why she was using MY DOUCHE !
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looking for / ISO 2 FREE Omar Apollo Chicago tickets 8/23 Huntington Bank Pavilion
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Niall, sis, come on... not even some pepper??
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@ChannelOzz have you watched the season beloved?
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@62_ladyj @JaysRealityBlog @BravoTV that wasn’t Mia that was another one of Ashley and sesame street’s friends
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mama this is TALENT !!!
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SWEAT TOUR WAS CRAZY OMFG… full speed, non stop, no breaks, no sleep, no senseless crowd small talk. hit after hit after hit…
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@papermagazine Heavy Metal Lover
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@theestallion maybe if you would’ve released some videos for it....
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@bklynb4by is this really too complicated of a sentence for you to comprehend?
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"Gay guys are the horniest people in the world ... they're disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS." -- I'm going back to sleep 😴😴
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so no one got a video of happy mistake???
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I signed up for the Shakira presale and never got a code???? @shakira
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this is what we made yourgirlfriend22 to sound like
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@helloryry in conclusion kylie is a desperate old hag
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Alexis Mateo mother.
@ka_morian0121
KaMorian (Sparkling Alien 💫)
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ALEXIS WASN'T HAVING ANY OF EUREKA'S BS LMAOO !!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 #CanadasDragRace #DragRace
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she’s predicting her billboard 200 debut I have to respect it…
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143 THE ALBUM SEPTEMBER 20TH PRE-ORDER NOW
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carly rae jepsen washes all of these flops easily
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Maya 🖤🇵🇸
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ok who’s the best canadian here
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good morning to everyone except @taylorswift13 who pens open letters to Apple Music asking for more royalties but says 0 about the election
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Ralph smirking during this therapy session every time Drew gets upset at him???? somehow I feel gaslit too #RHOA
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I'm dying @ this comment
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it’s that blaccent
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quit smoking weed last month after 10 years and I just took two hits and I’m BLASTED
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rauw at bruno’s show last night ooou I know he was gagged when the QUEEN came out
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ms @CupcakKe_rapper did the damn thing tonight!!!!
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they’re making us evacuate the stadium for impending storms. I’m in tears.
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all my oomfies at sweat tour tonight gonna be in GA while I’m in the 100 level seats
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@AnikaLeclere are u really defending a sexual predator like sherry pie? that makes you just as bad as her..
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@DavidMinajj1 @touringdata @theestallion you’re able to price your tickets low when you’re not using your tour to pay off debt like pedonika is.. hope this helps
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my final thoughts on the Coachella lineup is that in what world does Frank Ocean deserve to headline over Lana Del Rey ?? makes no cents luv
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taylor going on day 3 of posting only the positive reviews to her shit album and tagging the writers as some sort of reward to them for kissing her ass.. I just know that Metacritic score is eating her alive
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<333
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@PopCrave
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Today is International Cat Day.
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about to turn this leftover rotisserie chicken into flautas
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you should be arrested for misinformation bc Chappell and her Microsoft PowerPoint backdrops can’t even begin to compare
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lady gaga is going to win a grammy, golden globe and an oscar in 2019 huh
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hate hate hate when this clip resurfaces because Stefani was loud and wrong. embarrassing as hell.
@cicconeLife
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Mind you Lady Gaga gets triggered and goes on an unhinged, passive aggressive rant full of lies and ya’ll mad Madonna made a silly joke at a concert??
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THAT FUCKING BIONIC MEDLEY THO!!!!!!!!!! @xtina
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@socialistjordie it’s even better when you adjust the brightness 🫦
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doing my work slow as fuck today because there’s so little to do and I’m not trying to get new assignments thrown at me
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@LoveuLynn @MichaelSkolnik @RepTimRyan and nobody gives a fuck or values either your or Paul Ryan's opinion
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got frustrated over not being able to see any of chappell’s sets in chicago this week so I bought sweat tour opening night tickets to cope 🫂
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me liking Ashley Darby hate tweets #rhop
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katie perry and kesha stans having a flop off lord help us all
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spotify streams yesterday: small talk — 21,620 joyride — 12,761
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@BradySpears you having this conversation with everyone who agrees
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HERE’S HOW I CAN STILL SEE CHAPPELL ROAN AT THE VIC TONIGHT:
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having a crush on my straight friend who I hang out with all the time is sooooo embarrassing like have I not suffered enough in life?
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bitch this weather is GORGEOUS I need to smoke a blunt at a park so bad!!!
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the most miserable bitch to ever live
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thank You aimEe for the #TSTTPD digital albums featuring bonus tracks thank You aimEe (Mean - Live from London) and The Prophecy (Long Story Short - Live from Lyon). Available until tonight at 11:59pm EDT. 🤍
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chemtrails bitch the entire stadium collapsed.
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Prayer circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Lana Del Rey 🕯 wins Album 🕯 Of the Year 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 #GRAMMYs
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@BradySpears $59 million seems so low for her.... she would probably be worth double that if it wasn’t for Jaime and the conservatorship 🤬
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sweat tour is giving blonde ambition and monster ball tour OMFGGGGGGG
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WHY IS THIS LITERALLY ME LMAOOOAndkajs
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this is so horrible how do you fuck up the sample like that LMFAOOOO
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Katy Perry previews collaboration with Doechii titled ‘I'm His He's Mine’ from her upcoming album, sampling ‘Gypsy Woman.’
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she didn’t ask to be born latina!!!!
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@germanottajoe how about instead of donating money to Trump you donate that money to your employees, fatty
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FUCKKKKKKKK I GOT THEM
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swifties go one day without being retarded do that challenge
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getting out of bed and starting my day at 3pm the way the lord intended
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had 3 aperol spritz and 2 gin and tonics at open bar work event
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granny coke rant incoming
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Ariana Grande via IG stories.
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bonus check and paycheck with new raise and retro pay hit today
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how it feels now that I cancelled my instacart membership and have to go to the actual grocery store for my groceries
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I really have to boycott scream 7……. this is the worst day of my life
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The comments that reportedly led to Melissa Barrera being fired from ‘Scream 7’ were: “Gaza is currently being treated like a concentration camp. Cornering everyone together, with nowhere to go, no electricity no water...people are still silently watching it all happen. THIS IS
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I’ve never said anything about Chappell roan. Chappell roan is my friend
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