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@jenuflexion
KPMG dad
8 months
Bill you don't get to do the whole 'wot about muslim grooming gangs' routine, when you, yourself are a literal convicted pedophile.
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Bill Kirkbride
9 months
I wonder how many people would fill the street and march against these people without having to think twice, upsetting Islam might upset more people or frighten people into saying nothing.
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@jenuflexion
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8 months
XL Bully prevented from paying respects to Lee Rigby at the cenotaph 😡 Sunak's britain 😰
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@jenuflexion
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9 months
Really jarring and bizarre seeing a clip of Brianna's friends, all girls, talk about her lovingly and then look at the replies filled with people saying brianna, a murdered girl, was actually some threat to these girls due to a murder victims genitals.
@PaulSimon1971
Paul
9 months
Under school trans guidance propoaed by @KemiBadenoch , Brianna Ghey's teachers would not have accepted her as her true self at school & insisted that they treat her as a boy! And she claims her unlawful, uncaring, unworkable plans are for the benefit of trans kids! Simply vile
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7 months
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Kristi Yamaguccimane
7 months
Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.
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Sometimes i feel im too harsh on british older people regarding generational politics then you see this and i think how the media rarely talks about how many UK pensioners have become utterly radicalised Their politics are seemingly 'i want ethnic cleansing before i die'
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Moya Lothian-McLean
3 months
Went to Lee Anderson's constituency with @novaramedia to see what issues are cutting through to voters - got told I wasn't English, Enoch Powell had the right idea and to go back where I came from. This encounter, sadly, was not an outlier. Full report out Friday.
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@jenuflexion
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why do brits love to do this weird thing where they pretend they are all grooming gang experts? Especially to this extent?
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@jenuflexion
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3 years
Yeah, i'm rememberin
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@jenuflexion
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2 months
The narrowing of basic expectations has been a phenomenal success for the right in the UK
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Henry Normal
2 months
What image from the last 14 years will you remember when you vote on Thursday ?
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@jenuflexion
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7 months
NIXON: This NERV thing is stupid, instrumentality? what? HALDEMAN: Man named 'gendo' is using his own son there and [inaudible] NIXON: Really? HALDEMAN: [inaudible] NIXON: While comatose in hospital? christ.
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@jenuflexion
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3 months
I will never stop pointing out that the UK goverment spends more money on private companies to harass disabled benefit claimaints than it would do if it just gave those claiminats their rightful welfare. Govt loses 90% of appeals against such sanctions as well.
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Saul Staniforth
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Piers Morgan: "There is no money" Mick Lynch: "... there is plenty of money in the country, its just a matter of whether you want to get some of it and distribute it more equitably"
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@jenuflexion
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6 months
Everyone of working age knows it's basically impossible to 'live a life on benefits' and that this is just a pantomime put on for elderly voters who haven't actually worked in nearly 20 years. A delusional rotting country.
@JSkeaping
Joe Skeaping
6 months
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
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@jenuflexion
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8 months
The most british thing in the world is an actual convicted pedo posting selective mugshots of brown people to divert from his own noncing.
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@jenuflexion
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1 year
@ettingermentum Dr Han has just announced that we have fired and compromised to a permanent end the surgeon.
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@jenuflexion
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8 months
Dune part 2, a film about a bunch of desert dwellers grounding the imperiums trade to a halt via terrorism to lift a brutal long running occupation is a film that is coming out in the next few months.
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@jenuflexion
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3 months
Is Sonia going to write a scolding op-ed about JK Rowling being 'self-indulgent' for not supporting Labour then? or is it just the 'left' that must fall in line every time?
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@jenuflexion
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4 months
For an entire decade the british press shat out piece after piece whining that "Students MUST be exposed to things that OFFEND them, free speech must NOT be SILENCED"
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@jenuflexion
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2 years
10 years ago Kanye West was selling out arenas with Jay-z on the Watch the throne tour. 10 years ago Elon Musk was described as the "real life iron man" Now both are divorced and resigned to vying for the attention of the likes of Tim Pool and Ian Miles Cheong lmao.
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@jenuflexion
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1 year
One of the greatest myths of modern britain is a populace which pretends to hate grooming gangs an child trafficking, when in reality they just hate immigrants.
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@jenuflexion
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9 months
Just genuinely depraved dehumanisation at work.
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@jenuflexion
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3 years
Always amazed when young tories meekly go "uh sirs, methinks it is actually quite harsh out there for youngsters" and have their mentions filled up with furious elderly landlords
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Tom Harwood
3 years
Anyone who had the opportunity to buy a home in this country before the year 2000 was extremely fortunate.
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@jenuflexion
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1 year
@BayonetRicochet @shurugz elderly multimillionaire sides with side giving tax-breaks to multimillionaire
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@jenuflexion
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3 months
What a fucking waste of a life, what a waste of your golden years. Useless generation.
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@jenuflexion
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3 years
Genuinely bonkers stuff this looking back now.
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@jenuflexion
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9 months
@ZeroSuitCamus Him saying "just tell us ritchie" like a concerned dad is great.
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@jenuflexion
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3 years
Wild that this all stems from bristol locals removing a statue of an honest-to-god slaver trader. Direct action is terrifying to conservatives.
@aljwhite
Alan White
3 years
Policing Minister Says 10-Year Jail Term For Defacing Statues Reflects Their “Emotional Value”
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@jenuflexion
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8 months
@VerseVirtuoso He has vaguely stated his online use is 'monitored' Whatever that means.
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@jenuflexion
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8 months
It's all kicking off😔. Horrendous scenes
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@jenuflexion
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2 years
@KatyMontgomerie A lot of reactionaries do not like when people actually talked about what happened in history for some reason.
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11 months
a shocking amount of right-wingers views of history are just....adverts that are not depicting real life
@realstewpeters
Stew Peters
1 year
Multiculturalism and diversity have ruined Western civilization. Delta Airlines circa 1969
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@jenuflexion
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To obsess about a murdered girls genitals is such a bleak and depraved existence of your own making.
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1 month
looks like we've snared another one lads!
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@jenuflexion
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5 years
Cant believe Disney is remaking Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith and has cast @more_milf to play Anakin Skywalker.
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@jenuflexion
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3 years
@stephen__bear @Jessica_Smithxo What are your thoughts on the situation in Afghanistan Stephen?
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@jenuflexion
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2 years
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@jenuflexion
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2 years
If you want an insight into how Brit media operates, @GBNEWS has tweeted about Shamima Begum over 100 times, they have never tweeted about Rhianan Rudd. Rudd was white and right-wing.
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@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
2 years
A 15-year-old girl, who faced UK terror charges despite evidence of her having been groomed, should have been treated as a victim, her mother tells BBC
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@jenuflexion
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1 year
@DaveOshry This is so @KinoFabino coded.
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1 year
@OresteVincent critic vs nerd walked so surgeon vs dr could run
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@DreyfusJames Laying down the law about what people can and cannot say about gender now that a trans person has been murdered, is it james?
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@jenuflexion
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6 months
@legotrillermoth ultra-accurate mo-capped faces with a standard video game walk-cycle that looks like they've shit themselves
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@jenuflexion
KPMG dad
1 year
The average brit genuinely thinks you can just leave you job and 'go straight on benefits' Another example of no one really knowing how systems in Britain work because if they did theyd think its insane. Same with 'student loans' as well.
@sarahoconnor_
Sarah O'Connor
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If you leave a job without "good reason" in the UK, you are sanctioned 100% of unemployment benefits for 90 days. Here are some examples of things that do not constitute a "good reason" to leave a job (from the official handbook for DWP decision-makers):
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KPMG dad
1 year
UK media demanding you simultaneously believe "Britain isnt racist" and somehow also "Britain in 2019 was on the verge of something resembling the start of a second holocaust" Any disbelief or questioning of these simultaneously ludicrous claims met with raw fury.
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@jenuflexion
KPMG dad
1 year
There is an direct line from Gordon Brown being made to apologise for identifying a bigot to "golliwog pub landlady thanks british home secretary"
@sundersays
Sunder Katwala
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Pub landlady - who previously wrote "are you sure this is legal. lol" to her husband on Facebook about his hanging/lynched golliwog display - has now thanked Home Secretary for her intervention in support, adding "my husband and I are not racist at all".
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@jenuflexion
KPMG dad
9 months
As someone on here pointed out, if you heard british people talk about jo cox you'd assume a left winger had murdered here and not the complete opposite.
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KPMG dad
9 months
Fair play to the guardian for including the banner that tells you how long their columnists have been reguritating the same dreck. The "20 years old" part in bold is just *chefs kiss*
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Hamza
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He is doing it again.
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@jenuflexion
KPMG dad
3 years
How insanely tory do you have to be to do the whole "people dont want to work" spiel during a deadly pandemic, were dickheads doing this during the blitz?
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@RossMcCaff
Ross McCafferty
3 years
The actual video (which Laura slightly misrepresents IMO) is instructive but shows how pervasive right-wing talking points are. One participant says 'don't waste your money on Under-25s. If they want to work they are working.'
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@EnemyInAState
Chris Turnbull
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New Map shows that basically all of the drinking water in the UK is contaminated with shit as expert warns that the entire UK could face outbreak of the Cryptosporidium parasite:
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KPMG dad
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@steinkobbe @yorkdukeyork @EvilBachus I love when they do the whole "um hey i just think you are being really irrational and judgy about this guy who did genocides" act and then get bored and drop the act.
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KPMG dad
8 months
BREAKING: Hearing that the ICJ's ruling is being disputed by Israels legal team on the basis that the ICJ 'did not read david baddiels book' and did not take into account a strongly worded jpg from the 'Board of Deputies'
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@jenuflexion
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@JamesARathbone @jrc1921 Do you have many tweets crowing about public money being spent on ukraine, then James?
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3 years
i forgot this was a whole 'thing'
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@WildRover1882 they didnt care, started obsessively replying about 'religious motivation' and islam and when i repeatedly asked them did they have any actual stats on this they stalled and refused. The original discussion wasnt even about religion but race, they just obsessively hate muslims
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1 year
One question that is never asked any more in regards to corbyn, starmer, the left etc, is why didnt 'sensible centrists' turn out for ed? Especially since corbyn, brexit, etc is really their fault right? given a milliband term would have likely prevented all of those things.
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Jacob Bard-Rosenberg
1 year
8 years ago today the biggest selling daily newspaper in the U.K. went with this antisemitic front page the day before a general election. Just remembering how fucked up this was.
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@EJ_McGuinness @carbdiem "Ex-British Army Officer" ranting about ireland now, is it?
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5 years
@GamerTakes Lmao "listen ill support kissing behind luigi at e3 but i am NOT responsible if it opens a portal to hell and demons fly out ok?"
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KPMG dad
3 years
Remembering when the BBC did a focus group of "former labour voters" and picked insanely reactionary tories that couldnt remember ever voting labour to spout nonsense about young people.
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KPMG dad
3 years
How insanely tory do you have to be to do the whole "people dont want to work" spiel during a deadly pandemic, were dickheads doing this during the blitz?
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@unionlib @NickyMorgan01 UK was set to roll out fibre in the 1990s and thatcher scrapped it because BT "would be a monopoly" and wanted to wait till american firms could offer it via competition which never materialised.
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2 years
@_georgina666 I love the duality of "you think being a landlord is easy? i can barely make enough money to make ends meet, tenants are too powerful" and the "lol just get a mortgage, free money" types.
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4 years
@seanbamforth @JWilliamJames @crispy_bart The daily mail was back to screaming about traitors few months after, elderly labour canvassers were assaulted during the election. The type of guy that killed her is now the person parties and media are trying to court.
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2 years
@DaveMcNamee3000 will endlessly think about this guy, like just go, you don't need to be there, cmon dude
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3 years
@CfcJayc @Gary_Poynton Absolutely, 100%. Death by 1000 headlines.
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2 years
@SaulStaniforth Restoring economic stability by...doing austerity which is responsible for the terminally bad growth of the past decade. lol he should just admit briefcase labour just want their turn on the poor bashing button
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KPMG dad
1 year
This one post has everything wrong about british media. Two, university educated elites (one who is a prime ministers son), discuss how working class people who get ideas above their station are the real reason for reactionaries doing reactionary things.
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KPMG dad
2 years
uk border force reading all the tweets from 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 accounts calling them 'marxist scum' and 'far-left scroungers' for striking.
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1 year
One of the bleakest indictments of uk labour is just how utterly obsessive and small-time they are. They went to the bother of deleting a *4 year old* retweet simply as it was clearly deemed too supportive of trans people.
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KPMG dad
3 years
@suttonnick
Nick Sutton
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Monday's Sun front page: Nod in my name - Pacifist Corbyn refuses to bow #tomorrowspaperstoday #bbcpapers
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2 years
@tristandross No other type of person who 'makes investments', expects and demands the government to make their decisions lucrative.
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@jenuflexion
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9 months
@DanielRigal1 I view fascism as not merely jack booted thugs dragging you out of your home but also on a much smaller scale anything that's incredibly thought terminating. It's the people watching on doing nothing, or actively egging the minority of thugs on.
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KPMG dad
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London nailbomber bombed brixton as he thought it was a 'black area'. While there he was shocked to see many white people, he bombed it anyway, he determined these whites were merely 'race traitors' He bombed a gay pub and was shocked to find out he killed a pregnant woman there
@Taj_Ali1
Taj Ali
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Tommy Robinson: 'I challenge any journalist to come to Luton and find Muslims with non Muslims.' I'm a journalist from Luton. I grew up with English, West Indian, Irish, Indian and Polish people. Most of us get on. This man is talking utter nonsense.
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@OneAngryGamerHD Can you include me on there, thanks.
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@ThreeJacques "these people brains havent took on any new information in 80 years" wow great
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2 years
@markdeanbrown @drunpleasant @BNHWalker Who did you want more years of last election mark? when you were standing as the conservatives candidate lol?
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@VerseVirtuoso He's british, of course britain allows nonces to spend all day online.
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1 year
@punished_cait None of these types have any issue with religious schools that started explaining catholicism to me, as soon as i started at age 5 lol. Even though the subject matter involved torture, death and resurrection
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@jenuflexion
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@fellawhomstdve More like gay robert oppenheimer
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To obsess about a murdered girls genitals is such a bleak and depraved existence of your own making.
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5 years
@beeple Same aesthetic:
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5 months
A legion of brit retirees and middle aged enjoyed the full benefits of the welfare state at its fullest and now lie through their teeth that they didnt. All to roleplay as if they were some Victorian chimney sweep who didnt get handouts.
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just me
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In 1979 I divorced an abusive man, left a lovely home to live in a run down council flat with my 2 young girls. Had help with rent. Worked full time and a 2nd job. No benefits and I wasn't depressed 🤔😆
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KPMG dad
1 year
The only time the government bailed ordinary people out was via furlough and that was only because they didnt want the middle classes to find out what the actual supposed 'safety net', the benefits system, was like.
@brokenbottleboy
Mic Wright
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In my nearly 40 years, the government has never bailed me out.
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KPMG dad
1 year
@Trainwreckstv @RK9OCE @timthetatman @NICKMERCS @CallofDuty lmao trying to do 'both sides' about fascists starting fights outside of schools, are you well?
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KPMG dad
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@DUSKdev It's remarkable that Battlefield was basically primed to take the battle royale / extraction genre by storm and it just shit the bed. and this year cod released an actually stellar and tense extraction game mode in DMZ and just...abandoned it within a year.
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1 year
@Forever_Wario It is incredible the reason shit like that got published really was just "well theranos says they can do it, they wouldnt lie"
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1 year
@nypost im the guy that made AI woke
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2 years
@CharlotteCGill The situation sucks but at the end of the day you get the country you vote for Charlotte.
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KPMG dad
3 years
@stapedoggy @PoliticsForAlI They are moving on with the past, the statue was a reminder of it, its gone now.
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KPMG dad
1 year
A few years ago "we should stick'em-all on a barge off the coast" was solely a hooting lunatic reactionary talking point. Now that it's reality, the mail are not content at stuffing undesireables on a prison ship and continue to whip up hatred about haves and have nots.
@amandajplatell
Amanda Platell
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While 4.2million Brits live in food poverty those aboard the Bibby barge eat til their hearts content.. One in ten British children don’t even have breakfast while illegal migrants fill their bellies like a Cruise holiday buffet Eggs, cheese, meat, cereal, toast and jam -
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KPMG dad
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@Rubberbandits I think it's more bothering than usual as the booing is clearly performative. Like they just realised they're supposed to act outraged over a united ireland but cant remember why exactly these days and either way don't give a shit about NI.
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KPMG dad
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@jamesrbuk I'd love to know what exactly is the acceptable level of criticism of israel, the ever-so level-headed, uk press would allow james?
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@lucasbyrne1 Lest we forget
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6 years
. @iresimpsonsfans The apparent highs and lows of Irish Tinder.
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1 year
@adb0wen @carbdiem Lads the alternative to corbyn let over 200 thousand people die on his watch, "what about corbyns hypothetical response to Ukraine" sounds utterly deranged.
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KPMG dad
6 months
Amusing to see britains right wing press go back to pretending they are staunch free-speech advocates after months of conniptions over palestine protestors.
@hendopolis
Neil Henderson
6 months
SPECTATOR: War on words #TomorrowsPapersToday
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KPMG dad
1 year
@Telegraph Intentionally depleting council housing stock so governments have to increasingly pay private landlord rates for housing benefit has surely increased the tax burden more than ill people after a deadly pandemic.
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KPMG dad
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@coso9001 "im as left as they come, please read my op-ed on all the things we SHOULD be dong" Left wing leader: hello im doing all these things, please vote for me "ah...i've decided this actual fascist is my new liberal hero im afraid."
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KPMG dad
1 year
Happy Slayers X day @Zane_Rocks_36
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KPMG dad
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@tomscocca That Atlantic cover from 2018 is wild because apart from the huge hysterical headline on gender in the top corner theres a tiny sub-headline about the possibility of a pandemic soon, thats relegated the top corner.
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KPMG dad
3 years
Telling boomers they might, just might have had it easier sends them utterly insane
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KPMG dad
2 years
@notdanhastings @kadiridapo @bencsmoke They never use this logic when it comes to where benefit spending goes.
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