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@BrooklynSV_

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Gender Nonconformist 🏳️‍⚧️ Neurodivergent 🔅 2023 AltStar Nominee for Cosplay 🔅Intolerant of the intolerant, bully of bullies 🔅 🔞 🔅 No DMs 🫶🏻

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@KhaleedSZN Imagine being so uneducated you conflate a penis for a boob with a pastie on it.
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@pacino_girl It’s cool that you project a whole bunch of your own bullshit onto this character because you don’t actually know anything about them.
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@TheRightCant “My” and “you” are both pronouns. “Sir” is gender affirming. Weddings are “straight pride events.” It would seem the gender ideology is coming from… inside the house!!!
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@worldwidesteez @marliejay_ This makes sense if you only have a toddler’s understanding of how planes work 🫶🏻
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@Qurandale @DailyLoud They lose it when they become felons, just like everyone else.
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@skatie420 Oh man… my husband and I were teenagers when we first fooled around. Should I drink bleach?!
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@MajesticNoodz @ask_aubry Notice how it’s “pregnancies are uncomfortable” when he doesn’t care and “she’s withholding information about MY child” when he does.
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@j0seph08 @Gabbs07 @princessjahadd Those aren’t even normal CURTAINS IM SCREAMING!!! It’s a shower curtain 🤣🤣🤣
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@lifeofOliver_ The Bible is fan fiction, hun.
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@Jason_Aldean But you didn’t grow up in a small town. Why are you lying?
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1 year
@amy_mialee @EuphoriTori Telling EVERYONE with this idea to “rope” themselves isn’t “feeling insecure” about it and it’s disingenuous for you to present it as such.
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@markInAtlanta @IamGMJohnson @hilmonstah “I’m not smart enough to figure this problem out, therefore no one is!” Man, what a stupid world you live in.
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@owfowfa @Schaffrillas “Make America Pre-Civil Rights Again” just can’t be reduced into a quippy acronym I guess 🤷‍♀️
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@CarlottaPini It’s sad that you don’t love your daughter. What a terrible mother.
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@waziot When a stupid person tries to participate in this meme xD
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1 year
@longbeachgriffy Duder started the story at chapter 195 and doesn’t get why it doesn’t make sense 🤣
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@BlackPillBie True. It’s almost as if “sexually assaulting another person” and “what you do with your own body” are so wholly different that trying to compare the two would make you look like a moron. 🤔 Good thing that’s not happening here though, right?
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@meakoopa We also know he wasn’t circumcised. They bring that up a LOT.
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@Scratch_Point_Z @MWho616 Except OP, apparently.
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@MJ_ken28 What are you talking about?
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@Starsceol @zillarage “Who cares that a 30 year old shows porn to a bunch of 14 year olds?!” Uuuuuuuhhh… most of society.
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@itsteddymykaels @pierrefleury_ Unfuckable males. Like, idk how trading Keke for an army of incels helps, but hopefully he learns quick 🤣 All fruit goes bad in toxic company.
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@isabellarileyus I’m trans and I can easily get pregnant 🤣
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@GeorgeJanko @Cobratate This isn’t a healthy conversation (considering the fallacies and conjecture) but it’s cute that you picked one!
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1 year
@GrunchThick @padeliciouss He’s not a himbo, he’s just a hot green man, that doesn’t count. He’s way too smart to be a himbo, and no where near nice enough. 😅
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1 year
@ClerkWildfire @ettingermentum Reality tends to skew to the left in general.
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1 year
@thedigitaldash_ @Two_Cams25 I'm sorry for phrasing this so inconsiderately. I was taken aback by the incredulity of the question but that doesn't mean I shouldn't consider how what I say sounds when I say it. You didn't deserve such sass.
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@ClaireMax I was about to say… “‘birth clothes’ is too informal of a way of saying ‘birthday suit’ for a wedding invitation!!”
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@lancearmstrong Didn’t you do steroids? (Rhetorical). What kind of impact does that have on one’s hormones and why do you think anyone gives a shit what you think about sports anymore?
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@spiderfoods What an absolutely short sighted, tonedeaf thing to say 😅 Imagine some dumb 🐓sucker yokel going not even 50 years after reconstruction going “I would be like 10x more tolerant of ex-slave ideology if like... are there *any* happy ex-slaves out there? Like deep, joyous, 50+
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@jordanbpeterson It would be trans-men that would suffer from this type of discrimination, and yea they do. Almost a good question, I give you a C-.
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@skatie420 This dude watch The Notebook on one and a half times speed way too many times 😅
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@ko7OOO @shaTIRED How would two adolescents with a two year age difference be predatory? My husband was 15 when we started dating and I was 17.
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@shaTIRED Dude… literal THERAPISTS have shamed their clients for “trauma dumping” onto them 😅
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@LenardW84381897 @MightyKeef Yea, and The Emoji Movie made more at the box office than The Shawshank Redemption, doesn’t make it a better movie 🤣
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@Zhane_Star Kingpin bottoms.
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@butujuslost1 @JaymalGreen Way to gloss over the part where the mom orders her son to also murder the witnesses 🤷‍♀️
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@thedigitaldash_ @Two_Cams25 We are animals. We have oral sex. So yes, animals can have oral sex. This is a simple concept.
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@DaVillain6 @ComicLoverMari You don’t need to be evil to be a villain.
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@SomaKazima Son, sure. Mom needs to stay the fuck in prison. Killing a dude assaulting her in self defense? Cool. Telling her son to THEN kill a witness? Nah, fuck that.
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@RinkuFox @JAAYDOUGH Oh well you see, teachers are adults employed by the school, not children who’s parents are responsible for their lunch. 🌈⭐️
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@ZeusHamiltonSV @WeNotSocks “Look! I tried once and it didn’t work so now I don’t ever have to try again!”
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@Cobratate That’s a funny way to spell “because I’m under house arrest.”
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@ComicLoverMari “…in matters of taste.” Just gotta start using the full phrase.
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@campbell_elroy @LEBassett @DrRayMD @kylietcheung Oh because this mindset is actually incorrect.
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@dizalifornia @m4stiff You should be less rude and condescending to strangers 🙃
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@Bolverk15 Yea… it’s not super far fetched for civilizations to shoot forward in tech scaling when they combine tech with literal, fucking, magic. Of course they jump so fast. They don’t need fuel for engines or machinery to cut and shape metal. That’s gonna skip some decades.
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@PunishedGramsci @author_bryan Or maybe are you not as cogent as you thought you were?
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@theashrb Show me the crosswalk.
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@DrFrankTurek What would Jesus do? He’d give them his pronouns.
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@PonchoRebound Based on how much differently he’s talking in that scene, I wouldn’t be surprised if he got “Los Loco”ed like Johnny 5 and is acting that way because someone told him he’s supposed to.
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@julie_bush @maraleia Oh man. I was going to engage further but not with someone who’s going to constantly use appeal to authority and moving the goal posts fallacies. You’re damaging your point by defending it so poorly.
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@BigMomFan69 “It’s not good.” Yes it is. “It’s like watching the series and spamming forward.” A. No it isn’t. B. Way to acknowledge the main anime has bad pacing. “Speed isn’t everything.” Sure, and “speed” isn’t the point of One Pace. It’s still going to take DAYS AND WEEKS to watch. One
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