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Lawyer, UNC Tar Heel, Baylor Bear, and Taylor Swift aficionado. He/him

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Jeff Watters
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2 years
Another attorney at the firm asked why I was wearing a fun tie. I said on Wednesdays, we wear pink. He didn’t get the reference, said “oh, ok.” Then went into his office and closed the door. 💀☠️
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An evergreen reminder
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Happy Pride Month yall!
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Unlike men, Cane’s has never disappointed me
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On January 1, 2017 my roommate moved in. 7.5 years (and a metric ton of adventures and shenanigans later), he’s moving out to start a new household with his boyfriend. I’m happy for him but a little emotional today. 🥺
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Going from talking to someone every day to complete silence is one of the most jarring parts of a relationship ending.
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Peloton’d for the first time in awhile. Now dying.
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Spending my 40th birthday at the Montreal Pride fest. 🎉
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Working on a Sunday. Yay.
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3 years
I’m kind of obsessed with my newest tie
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My “I’m not amused” face
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Saturdays in Houston are for pool parties
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Sunday recovery
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Haircut and voted in the primary runoff, busy late lunch!
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Update: I survived
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2 years
Anyway, I really liked how my new swimsuit turned out
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I’m apparently on the set of an Alfred Hitchcock/Moira Rose production
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2 years
Was chatting before a meeting with another lawyer and they asked if I was open to being set up. I said I was but talked about my last boyfriend to make sure they knew not to attempt to match me with women. You really never are done coming out.
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1 year
Well twitter friends. I fumbled the bag. At the awards lunch for the best LGBTQ+ attorneys under 40 at Lavender Law and I neglected to pack a sparkly jacket for the occasion. 😭
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I haven’t shaved in two weeks. Scruffy is in.
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1 year
Sunday beach day!
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8 months
Done with my five hour court hearing
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Guys who text me “wyd” between 8am and 5pm on a weekday are wild. I’m working.
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2 years
Happy first Friday of Pride month! Have fun this weekend Dallas.
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Hanging out in NOLA w/ @Colby_Gray
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My legs are SHAKING after that center glute day
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2 years
New year, new me ☺️
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6 months
Checking in from Aruba
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1 year
Me: working this afternoon Friend: we’re going to the pool want to come? Me:
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3 years
Softball practice, but make it festive
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2 years
Leaving work before 5pm? Miracles do happen.
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A guy I’ve been talking to and was trying to meet up with this week just backed away. He said he just made things official with someone else. Kudos to him for being upfront but still it’s a very Monday thing to happen….
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2 years
I ran out of pink ties.
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2 months
Winding down the weekend
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2 years
Happy chest/arm day aka Friday
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2 years
Novembers in Texas = still pool weather
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7 months
Work finally slowed down a tad bit so took the day off and went to a Pilates class
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Hopeful today is the day I get power back
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Chest workout ✔️
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1 year
Second person this morning just walked by my office and said, oh you’re wearing a tie today? Apparently it’s not often….
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My law firm has a cart that rolls around and dispenses wine/beer every Friday at 3pm. ❤️
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2 years
Go Tar Heels 🐏
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2 years
Happy St. Patrick’s Day from this 6% Irishman
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8 months
New tie reveal
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2 years
Back back back again….
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Softball practice things
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Gone fishin
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3 years
Got home and the roommate has once again ordered food and passed out before it was delivered. I, being a good roommate, put the Chinese food in the fridge. After I extracted an egg roll shipping and handling fee….
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1 year
Wore a tie today to convince myself I’m a professional.
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1 year
Very happy that I’m experiencing the first fruits of being a partner in the law firm. I was just assigned a permanent parking space in the garage.
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I exercised on a Sunday morning and I’m for damn sure gonna get some credit for it
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1 year
Back in the salt mines and by that I mean my air conditioned office with ergonomic chair
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11 months
Went with a brown suit today for zoom court
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2 years
No sprinter vans were sighted in the taking of this photo #RHOSLC
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1 month
When you walk into the pool party and Love Story is playing….
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3 years
Just got back from my first hinge date. Sweet guy and lovely conversation but it was not a match. Good to get out there again though.
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2 years
And people call me salty…
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9 months
Ready for the firm holiday dinner
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2 years
About to head out for the night. This night gonna be a mess…
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1 year
Been down with allergies the last few days but at least I have the memories from the weekend to hold onto
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2 years
Ready to Levitate tonight
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6 months
Climbed a volcano on St Kitts today
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2 years
Venue and wardrobe change! Neon Boots for the country western gays!
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2 years
Had a flat tire at the gym. Changed it. Feeling very butch rn.
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18 days
Next stop: Montreal!
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1 year
My name is Jeff and I was not born in 1989
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2 years
Is it the glow of my ring light or of victory after the summary judgment hearing we just won? Both?
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2 years
Living well really is the best revenge. Rolled into a fitness class this morning feeling the best I have in years and saw an ex who was so awful he’s still blocked four years later.
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2 years
Judge Watters has a good ring to it! Having fun judging a mock trial event back at Baylor Law School.
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2 years
Another great Black Tie Dinner and ran into @guskenworthy during the after party
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1 year
A good reminder
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9 months
Working from home in my glasses is how you know I’m not feeling well
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Houston summers necessitate a pool
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2 years
My Starbucks delivery order didn’t include the pastry I ordered
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2 years
Welp. Back to the office and there’s no coffee because Houston is under a boil water advisory. Let’s go….
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1 year
Geotag says #TeamMistress but the swimsuit says #TeamSasha
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1 year
Going on an adventure. Stay tuned…
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2 years
Good night twitter people
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3 years
Running low on contacts so going with the glasses today and feeling very 🤓
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2 years
No better way to start Pride Week in Houston than a good leg day!
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2 years
Update: casual Jeff went over well!
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2 years
Truth in advertising
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2 years
Trying to blend in with the finance bros who office a few floors above us
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2 years
COVID says I’m staying at home in bed this Memorial Day weekend
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6 months
Not hating my room….
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1 year
Between chest day and Drag Race, I declare Friday to be #EsTitties Day. @SalinaEstitties
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1 year
Pretty cool to be named one of the 2023 40 Best LGBTQ+ Lawyers Under 40. Who will I be seeing at Lavender Law this summer?!?
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2 years
Happy Friday!
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3 months
It has been a DAY
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2 months
POV : you’re the last major item on my to do list for the afternoon
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2 years
Dragging on a Monday morning but went to the gym anyway.
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