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@dooz_er

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mom. buncha kids. just trying to be happy. ❤️ greenest 👀 on twitter. 🤷‍♀️ forever right. 😊 i won't open your dm 😬

Joined September 2019
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Okay by a show of hands, how many of you open the egg carton while shopping to make sure the eggs aren't broken? The rest of you give me anxiety.
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Since it's Tuesday and you're never going to see my tits, here's my Tired Tuesday face instead.
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how i look 99.3% of the time. 😂💁‍♀️
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Looking everywhere for my glasses... 🤓🤦‍♀️😂
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time to eat easter food until i can’t move.
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hi. 😏
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4 years
say hi. 😬😂😂
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she's a happy birthday girl. 😬😊
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so, a year ago i was newly single, living in my parents house with my 5 kids, terrified of what i was going to do. so i bucked up, bought my first house, kept working my ass off and provided a safe home for my family. today marks 1 year in our home. DAMN THAT FEELS GOOD!!!
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3 years
🙌🏼 #peloton is the best idgaf
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hi.✌🏼
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Just finished day 5 of 9. 😫 What year is it!? 🤭😂 Plus I wanna see your faces! 😬 Please!
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3 years
the sun is my filter 💁‍♀️
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5 years
Just because I'm home sick, doesn't mean I can't feel pretty. You damn right I deserve to. Happy New Year y'all!!! ❤️✌🏼 #picsforattention
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*a selfie from 5 years ago and a selfie from now* 2016 vs 2021 🤓
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time to do nurse things.
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g’niiight! 😘
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5 years
Do you see this smile?! Be the reason someone smiles this big guys!!! I'm so happy!!! ❤️😊 Gah! I can't stop!!!
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This one's for you. 😬 It's almost Friday!!! That means literally nothing for me!!! Whoop!!! #picforattention
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sup!? 🤓
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4 years
of course all my selfies look the same you think i'm gonna take one from my bad side sheesh. 🙌🏼😂
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eh. hi. ☺️
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You guysss!!!! It's #selfiesaturday Leave em here! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 #picforattention 😉
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My face 😳 when I realize there are 10k of you goofnuts out there kickin' it with me! 😂 ❤️ Thank you all!!! ❤️
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4 years
got a new pallet and i think i'm in love
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5 years
Hey! Hiiieeee! Lemme see your #saturdayselfies
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1 year
Well there goes another sexless weekend.
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5 years
Hiiiiiiiieeeeeee. ❤️
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2 years
have the best saturday evening ever! imma go drink (too much) vino! 😬
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oh hi. 👈🏼😘
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my kid asked me why i was dressed like the couch… i dunno. i don’t see it. 😌😂
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Hey you. 😉 I'm wearing that smile you gave me. 😊😊😊 #picforattention
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Do these cats make my ass look big?
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time to be an adult i guess.
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4 years
Loooong night. This is what tired looks like. Scotch please.
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3 years
today was a good day.
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The rain stopped and I'm getting out today! (For groceries 🙄) Had to post a car selfie like everyone else here. 🤭😬
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I’m having a hair day. Shoooahhh. 🤓
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Yeah I'm still wearing that smile you gave me. 😊 Happy Wednesday! #picforattention
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working on my camouflage. and a nap.
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4 years
sunshine and a full belly make me happy. try it.
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This is what tired looks like. What a day!!! But my heart is so full! ❤️🥰
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Am I the funniest or prettiest girl you'll ever meet? No. Do I have a good sense of humor and can I make you laugh? No. BUT.... will I do my best to make you happy? Also, no.
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Ooof I look sleepy... Maybe because I am, huh?! 😂😂😂 This is the last #selfiesaturday of 2019! I wanna see your gorgeous faces!!!! 😍 #picforattention
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3 years
new cut. 🙌🏼
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4 years
Happy Sunday guys! Fun fact: baseball caps were invented by a woman in 1901 that got sick of doing her hair every day! Who knew!?
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time to show my bachelorette a good time! 🙌🏼
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Hey you. I'm still wearing that smile you gave me. #picforattention 😬
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finally done with today 🥸🥱😴 this couch has never been more comfy.
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it's not a duck face. progress.
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4 years
Who has two thumbs (one pictured) and can't believe she reached 20.5k of you people!? That's right. This girl. Thank you guys!!! 🥰🥰🥰
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time to make that money. 👩‍��️✌🏼 #nofilter #picforattention
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You can't see my forehead because I sunburnt it and now it's peeling. The cuteness of it is too much for the internet. But hey, I'm still wearing that smile you gave me. 😬 #picforattention
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time to go work i reckon. ✌🏼😗
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Bouta have a coffee date with a nursing school classmate! ❤️ Lemme see your Sunday Selfies!!! 😘❤️🙌🏼
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hey man, you followed me you asked for this bs. 😬 #nofilter
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it's like frizzy friday everywhere, right!?
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Well there's this. 💁‍♀️
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Oh hi. 😊🙌🏼
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obligatory white girl "i just did a thing" post haircut selfie. i lost 4 inches today. i just wish it was from my hips instead. ah well. 😊
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gon' go do nursey things. ✌🏼❤️
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it’s cold but i gotta go be a nurse and i’m this👇🏼excited about leaving my warm house and jammies.
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Obligatory white girl, I just did a thing, selfie. 10ish inches gone. Clearly I need to clean my lense too. 😂😂😂
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merry christmas eve.♥️
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Day 256 without sex: at least I still have carbs Day 4 without carbs: there's no point in living
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see ya homies after later i got shit to do.
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Well... This is how I left work today. I'm young, healthy, and have been diligent about taking the proper precautions. I'm not being tested as I don't meet all the criteria but I've got something. Now my job is to STAY HOME and keep our loved ones safe. ❤️ #nursesgetsicktoo
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see that white shit out my window? eff me i'm not ready for it. at least i can get away with not washing my hair 🙌🏼
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I'm only asking because I just saw a woman put all her eggs in one basket and it really messed with my head.
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My kids think I'm cuteee with 4 ears! 😂 Merry Christmas you guys!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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hi. it’s 5:27 and i am 100% parked for the night.
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3 years
welp. time to get after it i reckon. 🥸
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5 years
Those who can have sex, do. Those who cannot, tweet.
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day 2/5 and it's a good day to have a good day! 😊😊😊
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You guys. This is my FAVORITE before and after ever!!! My oldest was diagnosed with leukemia when he was 5. My dad recreated this photo, from his first IV chemo, to his last chemo 3 years later. June 7th is officially 4 years in remission! Just in case you needed a smile! 😍
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round two. let’s go. ✌🏼
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Hey fellas, if you don't mind terribly, put the seat back down... 😐😘😂😫😅
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I am tired. I am sick. But ya girl is getting her chichi's 👀 checked out! Finally!!!! Throw some love my way, por favor! 😊❤️✌🏼 Gracias! 😉
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Hi. 🤓
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roadtrip!
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proof of life. and fuzzy crocs.
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Bout to go do nursey stuff. ✌🏼❤️
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It's my "I almost look like the flag in this dress" dress. Happy 4th, everyone!!! Be safe and don't be stupid! Or do. Y'know, whatever. 🇺🇲🦅
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it’s been a minute 😘✌🏼
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Bouta gonna do nursey stuff!👩‍⚕️Who's out there with me!? Lemme see y'all! 😊
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who spends a lot of time walking around like this looking for their glasses. 🤓✌🏼
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one sweatshirt. idgaf.
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Back to work guysss!!! Feels amazing to be back in the game! 😍 Love my job! #nofilter #picforattention
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about to eat my weight in sides and pie
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Last day of the LONGEST STRETCH OF MY LIFE. 😂😫😬 Guys, I did it! Well, almost!
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yes because this is by far my most flattering angle.
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Lemme see your Monday faces! It's almost over!!! 😊😊😊
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time to not be at work ✌🏼
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i got new house pants. 💁‍♀️
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Is it really even my Twitter if I don't post a coffee selfie at least 3x a week? 😂 I'm just over here putting off painting the ceiling in the bathroom. Carry on.
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oh look! it's a merry christmas duck face from ya girl! 🥰😬🎄
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Mornin y'all!!! ❤️❤️❤️ I wanna see your coffee selfies!!! ☕ Oooo or if it's 5 o'clock, let's see your 🍻 drinks 'o choice!!!
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world's most ridiculously adorable nurse that wants to go to bed checking in. ✌🏼🥰
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