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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

5 months

I got Harry and Whitey ridin with me now! ⚾️🎤🎧 #Phillies

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

1 and done!!! Passed my CDL final road test, air brakes, pre-trip and lot maneuvers on the first try!!

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Jeff Alexander

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3 years

So my classmates are calling me the golden boy because I was the only one to get 100% on the hardest test. Actually scored 100s on all 6 tests over the last 2 weeks! Graduation day is tomorrow. Holla at ya boy 😁😁

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Jeff Alexander

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4 years

If you're running ads to claim you will eradicate COVID in your 2nd term, maybe stop spreading it yourself in your current term!!

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Jeff Alexander

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4 years

@politvidchannel @Alejandnm No public official should ever have to bow down to the president. That's one of the reasons the colonists left England 400 years ago

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

Watching CNN. Trumping Democracy hosted by Jake Tapper. Lays out the time line from election day thru January 6th. God damn these Republicans/conservatives are some evil, delusional MFs

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Jeff Alexander

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4 years

Just had an Instagram follower send me a "power to Georgia" sticker. This follower is from Japan. That is how important this race is not only to the US but to the world

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

7 months

@_Norah__D_ The gum chewing and keyboard strokes 🤣🤣🤣

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

So Joe Rogan spreads misinformation on his podcasts. Intelligent people know this, dumb people don't. I don't feel sorry for them. They've had over 2 years to protect themselves from covid with masks and vaccines that have been scientifically proven to work

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

I would have thought that metal detectors were already a thing in the Capital building and other high profile government buildings. Our country court houses have them. Everyone entering the courthouse has to go through them. It's no big deal

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

@RealChrisSays Carlin, but damn, all should be back in one amazing show!

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

Please read this!

🩵Glamma Sandy🩵

@GlammaSandyto2

2 years

Sometimes Reddit is good for things like this.

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

5 years

@roper_93 The other day he said he would help them if they were nice to him. Just insane man

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

5 years

@Lisa_no_more @CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump Because she's a true professional. She's amazing to stand up there and brush that off and keep asking her questions

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

@SDVoter3 @alongcameTrisha I didn't know this but Lowe's is always my first choice 🙌🙌

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Today I learned how to parallel park a 60' tractor trailer into a 10' × 90' space. Hit my marks on the first try

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Seriously, don't these people realize it's over? 🙄

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

@notmiketee Love it! Those zucchinis can really be tough to see in heavy vegetation 😁🤣

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Finally got my COVID test results back....Negative 🙌🙌

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

HGA and her classmates graduated last night. Outside ceremony. Just a little rain. Not enough to ruin anything. She's off to the University of Alabama this fall. Accepted into their dance program

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

In a heated debate with my female MAGAt neighbor just a few minutes ago about the way racial tensions are currently and she actually asked this question.."does the KKK really exist?" That's when I just had enough and walked the fuck away 😡😡

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@sdr_medco Yes. They'll say they're not but people like that are ok with minorities as long as the minorities don't have more than them. Slightly mild form of racism but racism nonetheless

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Either my dog farted or I'm smelling weed. 🤷‍♂️🧐

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Someone explain the difference from Bengazi and what happened at our capital building on Jan 6th. The difference is, our own citizens stormed the capital and 5 people ended up dead. This was way worse

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Is trump going to try to revive AOL chat rooms now? 🤣

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Took the CDL written test yesterday and passed section 1 but failed by 1 question on part 2 so I went back this morning and passed section 2 and 3 and now I have a Delaware commercial learners permit!

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Anybody else just not caring or worrying about anything trump does now? He's been rendered useless as of yesterday in my mind

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

Now this is something to legit boycott. I've never bought anything from Lukoil mainly because I've always known it was Russian owned.

🔽PaliAmatullahBoho🔽

@blue_boho

3 years

Boycott

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

7 months

@_Norah__D_ For the longest time, I couldn't remember the date that my dad passed. All I remember was it was the Thursday night before Labor Day weekend. Turns out it was August 31st. Still miss him nearly 24 years later

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

MAGAts are special and I'm talking about that southern, pat on the head kind of special 🤣

Anthony Walker - Слава Україні 🇺🇦

@anthonycwalker

4 years

Dude. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

@AZ_Brittney Blue as in Joe Biden blue. His house is 6 miles from my house

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@TonyShnark Or better yet...The Irrelevants

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@roper_93 A set of balls

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

@XDarkSyntaX Dr Dre

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

CNN reports Stephen Miller has COVID. Couldn't happen to a shittier person

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Jim Acosta..."Trump says he claims Michigan, he can't do that anymore than I can claim a ham sandwich" Hahaha. Straight savage

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

2020 gets weirder by the day. Macho Man by the Village People is playing on the loud speakers at the tRump virus rally 😳😳

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

Rare, and I mean once a year, type rare selfie. 🤣

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@terrycoco1 @thebr0keb0i @uvana6 I know a few Latinos like this. 1st generation American but parents emigrated here. Yes i agree. They feel that once they are here, F everyone else who's trying to come here

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 months

@BlackKnight10k @Angry_Staffer @SchrodingersD20 It's also a great way to get his message to younger voters who frequent youtube and other social media platforms as opposed to watch conventional TV

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

After 28 years ( ok 4 but they've been like dog years) today is the day we worked to hard for.

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

I just realized I have 8 pairs of sneakers. Is that too many?

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

Passed my driving and lot maneuvers test! I actually was tested yesterday. They didn't tell me at the time. One step closer to being a full time professional driver. 😁

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@BeckyJohnsArt Delaware. Mailed, received and counted

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

6 months

This billboard is next to our OC in Carlisle. I guess not everyone in central PA is a Maga #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Is it too late to unplug 2020 and wait 30 seconds and plug this MFr back in?

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

My new ride. 2018 Kenworth

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 months

@SpikeEskin This tweet is as much of a joke as your baseball takes

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

@joeregular57 Nope. They lick their own asses. No need for a super clean bowl 🐕🤷🤣

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

Random pics from my walk tonight in northern Indiana. Access to the road is from the back of the rest area. Much nicer to walk on the back roads instead of laps around the parking lot

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@Julius_Kim That's awesome and dude looks like he's got Joe covered!!

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

These qualify as pie, right? 🤔😏

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@DoYouEvenLif His home state of Delaware!

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

Can't stress how important this is! 👇👇

Huey K. Bridgeforth

@hkb73

2 years

@ThePurpleBauer Good morning.

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

@JackFritzWIP Might be the best trade deadline acquisition in a couple years

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

1 year

I love talking to @Bighugh53 @JoeGiglioSports and @Kyle_QuinnWIP every day on the radio. This type of stuff is why @SportsRadioWIP is the best. It's not always about sports. 🙌

SPORTSRADIO 94WIP

@SportsRadioWIP

1 year

Hugh is feeling A-O-K 👌

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Harbor Freight Tools is the Walmart of tool stores. Amirite?

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@charliekirk11 You violate nature just by being alive, not to mention your killer ideas of opening up the country when over 3 million people contracted COVID, just this month!

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

Saw a sign on US 22 in Michigan today that read...Prison area, do not pick up Hitchhiker's. A) who the fuck hitchhikes these days? B) Why would anyone pick up a hitchhiker these days?

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

Picked up my certificate from American Driver Training Academy today. Final grade of 93%. Tomorrow I pick up my permanent CDL-A license at the DMV. #CDL

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@Jwheels_74 Wow. That's about as white as it gets, short of a Klan rally. 🙄🙄

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

5 years

@BridgetSterli19 How in hell do these reporters stay so calm. They really are extremely professional

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

How fast do you all think COVID would have been under control/virtually eliminated if this happened 30 years ago before the digital age? I think a large majority would have taken the vaccine without question.

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Still trying to figure out how one could tazer his own nuts. Maybe this is a lesson to use a side holster? 🙄

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Wouldn't it be better if both candidates were in sound proof booths for the debate? The mics can be shut off whenever the other candidate is speaking

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Had to mow my own lawn today. My regular guy retired 🤣

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

Driving on the Ohio Turnpike this morning and got my 1st arm pump air horn request from a kid in a small summer camp school bus. That made my day!

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

I would love to have been in that room with the GA secretary of state. His eyes were probably rolling like a god damn slot machine

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

Margin for error is slim inside this dock but I've done it about 30 times.

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

Guaranteed that ketchup on the Oval office wall was McDonald's

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@jbm32753 About 2 seconds for me

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

And now I gotta get tested for Rona. Fuck me

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Secretary of FAFO 👇😁

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Started this business in 1999 and after 23 years, I've decided to sell and move on to another career driving a semi truck. After mowing 53K lawns, it's time. Starting at a driving school on Monday.

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Seriously..where are they finding these undecided voters? Do they live on fucking Mars?

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Training for the senior Olympics 🤣🤣🤪

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@roper_93 Ohio is a swing state so if Kasich can swing some of those moderate Republicans to help Biden, it's a good idea to have him speak

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

It's officially tomato sandwich season up in this bitch

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

👇👇👇

NowThis Impact

@nowthisimpact

2 years

During a White House ceremony on Wednesday, Pres. Biden singled out Jon Stewart for his advocacy work in getting the PACT Act to his desk, which will expand health care to veterans exposed to toxic burn pits

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

I see people on here saying they X amount of followers away from X. I see their post an hour later and they have hundreds above X. Well, I'm 1 away from 2058 and if it never happens I'm happy as hell with the 2057 i have right now. Amazing group of people i have!

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

3 years

At my rendezvous spot to meet my driver trainer in Schenectady NY. Fucking nervous as hell. No tuning back now

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

Nothing like free food. Refer driver was giving away pineapple from his truck. Partial load was refused because of damaged pallets

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

So I've been out here to Rockford 54 times now. Last week was the first time I backed into the building without any pull up adjustments. I guess the 53rd time is the charm 🤣

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

I have 2,146 more followers than trump🤣

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

I see some strange stuff out here on the road. Today I saw a horse trotting along the road on an overpass near Gary Indiana. No rider, no buggy. Just galloping along out in these streets 🤣

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

I'll be taking my final CDL-A test on Thursday in York, PA. School owner talked to me and Shira and said we're both ready. A few days earlier than expected. I'm excited and anxious. Can't fuck this up.

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Picking up followers like it's a God damn Faberge Organic shampoo commercial. You gotta be close to my age to get that. If not Google it

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Seriously...these undecided voters. Where is the rock pile they've been under?

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Been in pajama pants all day and just realized I had them inside out 🤷‍♂️🙄

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@SpiroAgnewGhost @UROCKlive1 "They just developed but have a lot of experience in"???? Wtf does that mean?

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

This has to happen!

Anthony Walker - Слава Україні 🇺🇦

@anthonycwalker

4 years

So I just got an email back from @BrentTerhune 's manager and my email has been forwarded to Brent...prospects of a collaboration are finally looking up! 😁😎

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@egheitasean @ThatEricAlper The Doors are awesome. Didn't appreciate them when I was younger. Such a unique sound

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

@tedcruz Nah bruh, your boy did that already from 2016-2020. Truth hurts, huh

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

The lake effect snow machine is in fact, in full effect 😳

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

If you drink water, I want to follow you 🤣🤣🤣 just kidding. I don't whore for followers 🤣

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

2 years

One of the flaws in our government setup is there are 2 senators for each state, regardless the population. They have the biggest say in law making, when it should be the House of Representatives that have more power.

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@JasonMillerinDC @realDonaldTrump Joe Biden has done more this year for the citizens of this country than trump has done in the last 4 and Joe isn't even the president, yet

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Birthday cake. So I'm either S6 or 56. Lol

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

@NycsonaPryanka 🎵Come and knock on our door 🎵

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Tomorrow is the 1st day of my 57th year on this rock. Today completes my 56th rev. around the sun. That's 20,454 sun rises and sunsets (14 leap year days included) Happy New Year everyone!

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Jeff Alexander

@jeffalex65

4 years

Double rarity here. Selfie and no mask. 😁

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