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20 days
New guy can't walk up here
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23 days
Fuck. Really got to take a piss
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2 months
Me and sis
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21 days
In the last 7 days I have had one beer
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2 months
Intermission. Time for cake
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1 month
Eye protecting his for fags
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2 months
I know I'm not supposed to get excited about my birthday and that is gay and everything but there's only two times a year my friends and family don't get mad at me for how drunk I'm about to get and that is Christmas and my birthday
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@jeff4836327701
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1 month
A full head of hair and no gray in the beard. What a stud
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Yankee faggots
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@jeff4836327701
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2 months
Heading to the liquor store. Just noticed I'm wearing two different types of shoes
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@jeff4836327701
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14 days
Second try worked alot better. Almost felt like a ringer of crack
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13 days
Buddy at work give me this dab straw thing. Kids and their fancy new ways to smoke weed. Almost too strong for me
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2 months
There's a chance I may have a problem
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2 months
New birthday hard hat
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2 months
Thinking about my awesome ice cream cake
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@jeff4836327701
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10 days
So no one can tell if I like my own tweets now? Someone just got more popular
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@jeff4836327701
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14 days
Trying to get shattered without a rig
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2 months
First gift
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@jeff4836327701
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17 days
Stayed sober tonight 💪🏻
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Standing outside the liquor store waiting for it to open in 4 minutes
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23 days
Big man little princess
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Big man
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@jeff4836327701
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14 days
Buddy from work gave me 15 1g packs of shatter
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27 days
Definitely going to try to stay sober for a bit because think I almost drank myself to death last weekend. Still not quite over it
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2 months
Look at the people who get tattooed. It's no longer the "hardcore" thing to do. It's for fat ugly chicks and bitch boys
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23 days
Big uncle Jeff
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1 month
That feeling when the last slab passed and is about to be poured
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29 days
Standing outside the liquor store waiting for it to open in a couple minutes on a Monday morning. Classy stuff
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2 months
Love fixing someone else's mistakes and having to bend 48 of my own corner bars the owner forgot to order
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1 month
Some old dude in the grocery store just came up and said did you hear the good news Trump got found guilty on all charges. I said that sucks and but he shot me a look of pure hatred. We're fucking canadian. Why do we even care
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2 months
I'm the only one on site today so I had to do the daily hazard sheet. Now everyone will see I write like a child
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2 months
Big mothers day fan
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25 days
Motherfucker is done
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1 month
I've been found guilty of being a big man
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2 months
Sitting in the sun drinking a beer and enjoying some freshly cut grass
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11 days
Out in the West Texas town of El Paso I fucked the ass of a Mexican girl
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1 month
Have any of you ever tried alcohol. It's pretty great
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1 month
New birthday harness made this week a lot better. It's not held together with tie wire and constantly falling off me
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2 months
The gallery on my phone because I'm a mentally ill faget
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1 month
Gay
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2 months
Lunch was a little bigger than I was planning on
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19 days
@Lawrence_Wetzel Put me out like a fucking light. Went to start a movie and next thing I know I was waking up on the couch at one in the morning
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2 months
I was just about to off myself and this saved me
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10 days
My buddy just phoned asking how I was feeling because we went "so hard last night". I thought I had a pretty quiet evening
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2 months
Trying shatter in a pipe. And yeah I'm drinking Twisted teas. I know they're gay but they're fucking refreshing after a hot day at work like this
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25 days
Smash Burgers and Kinder ice cream with cinnamon roll bun. Not as good as the last roof party but still pretty good
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18 days
I'm glad I do construction. Homophobia and racism are still alive and well on the job site
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2 months
My license came in today. What a handsome motherfucker
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Big men
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2 months
Boss said he thought I would be happy being laid off making 80 % of my wage until the next site starts in June. I told him if I'm getting paid to just sit at home I'm going to great myself to death. I need to work
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2 months
A controversial statement but drinking beer and playing video games > being at work
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2 months
Raoul is dating Ben Shapiro
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14 days
Safety guy telling me I have to put on a lanyard. What type of faget bullshit is this. I haven't worn a lanyard in years
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3 months
Not happy
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19 days
Been home from work for 3 minutes. Already have my dick out
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14 days
I'm fucking high.
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10 days
If you don't like Hank Williams you can get fucked
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1 month
Everything reminds me of her
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2 months
**************************** has always been one of my favorite accounts
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@jeff4836327701
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21 days
When I'm not drinking all I have to tweet about is my job. That's all my life is. Rebar and alcohol
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12 days
Other languages are gross
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2 months
Kids know who the big man is
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@jeff4836327701
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10 days
Feeling like a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Probably grab some cans while I'm out
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2 months
@grausamkeit__ Because tattoos are now for posers and queers and it's been like that since I was a kid. I'm in my mid-40s
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1 month
I complained McDonald's was taking too long with my orders so they gave me a free apple pie. Just what my fat ass needed
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1 month
My company started automatic deposit today so I woke up with my paycheck already in my bank. Hard to go to work when I already have my money
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@jeff4836327701
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2 months
Just read you could hot knife shatter. I haven't hot knifed on years but I rolled up my last bit of shattered into a ball and poured a glass of scotch now I'm going to give it a try
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@jeff4836327701
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1 month
I end up becoming a parody of myself because I didn't die young like i was supposed to. I'm like a vikings who didn't die in battle and is now too old to go on raids
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2 months
I guess being mad the liquor stores not open at 7:40 a.m. is a bad thing
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2 months
Sup
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2 months
Me most Sundays
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12 days
Today's shatter is called cherry kush mint indica. I'm sure it's going to be tasty
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@jeff4836327701
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2 months
One of the foreman on the site gave me shatter because it's my birthday tomorrow. I don't even know how to smoke this shit. But I will certainly try to find out
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22 days
A fucking 12-hour suspension for this pussy bullshit. I didn't even call anyone a faget
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I find if I smoke shatter the second I get home from work I drink a lot less that night. Shit fucks me up so all I want to do is stare at the wall and think
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I could really use a hug
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Twisting wire
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Tom T Hall >
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29 days
My name is jeff. I'm on Twitter and I'm an alcoholic
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Big dentist man
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@jeff4836327701
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2 months
Trying the shatter in my bong. I think I like this shit. Will probably buy a rig next week
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1 month
When serial killers do nothing but kill prostitutes they don't seem that bad. Just taking out the trash
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2 months
Smokey and the Bandit was Kick-Ass
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@jeff4836327701
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2 months
I've had two long-term e-girls in my life. One left me for a niger one left me for an very old man with such rotten teeth they look like they're from a hobo Halloween costume. So ladies if you want to send me nudes you too could end up dating a subhuman
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11 days
Big pepperoncini pepper fan
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22 days
Hanging on my front door
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2 months
What a fucking day. I was going to try to stay sober for at least 3 days before my birthday but fuck it. I deserve some cans
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2 months
Fridays birthday went from just going to a steakhouse with my mom to a barbecue at my buddy's place. Should be fucking awesome.
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1 month
On the home stretch
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2 months
I'm in a nice new hole today and I'm not talking about your mama's
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21 days
Pre-rolling a couple joints so they're waiting for me when I got home from work was one of my better ideas. Going to crack a can of soda pop and enjoy
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20 days
That's a fine looking breakfast sandwich
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2 months
Even the bots don't offer me nudes anymore
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