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@jayson__matthew

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Joined August 2010
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
7 months
2 weeks left of this bulk I am so done with eating so much 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
1 year
Tory c**t is FIZZING at this pronoun conversation #BBUK
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
1 year
#Fireflylane finale has emotionally destroyed me
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 months
Please can I just keep bulking? I don’t wanna eat less 😂😂
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
7 months
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
10 months
Happy Christmas you filthy animals 😈🎄
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
1 year
I’m sorry but HOW can a show like #MAFSUK find good, honest men like Arthur, Thomas and Paul and put them through this? I… 💔
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
1 year
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
10 months
#GoodGrief was exceptional ❤️ “To avoid sadness, is also to avoid love” killed me off
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
7 months
He hath risen and is ready to eat everything in sight 😌🍫
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
Oh god 😂 #loveisland
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 months
👁️👄👁️
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
If anyone at Manchester Pride heard someone randomly yelling Gemma Collins best quotes throughout the night - I’m sorry 🆘
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 months
I kinda like the chunk today 🥹
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Jayson⚡️
6 months
Catfish gym clothes doing bits
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 months
Defeated by leg day. Someone come massage them 🚑😭
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
4 months
👁️🫦👁️
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
1 year
I have so many thoughts about #AJLT but I want it heard that they have decimated every ounce of what Miranda’s character was/is supposed to be. Who is this meek, nervous person fumbling about a beach??? Michael Patrick King… JAIL!
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 months
checkin in 🪞
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
not all hero’s wear capes
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 months
gay powers restored etc etc ✂️
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
7 months
Get in loser, we’re not setting an alarm for 4 days 🛌
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
9 months
Mollie when she sees Harry on Uncloaked #Traitors
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 months
I’m only outdoorsy when the sun is out
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
I’m delighted for Heidi and her video was hilarious but can someone tell me why she isn’t being READ by Michelle for that wig line? I- #DragRace
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
8 months
Capote vs The Swans is HIGH camp, wall to wall drama and I am living for every second!! 🦢🦢🦢 #FeudFX
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
8 months
Finally the bulk is bulking 🐷
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
1 year
What in the Ned Flanders ski suit is going on with these new running shorts 👀
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
9 months
Welcome to the stage, Sunday Scaries with special guest Hangover H-Word 😵‍💫
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
“anything witchy” IM SOLD HUN #GBBO
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 months
do you need a hug? 🫂
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
Just had my first encounter with my neighbour and after the initial hi, hello, how are you... she ask if my mum lives with me? I tell her no, just me and then ask why? SHE SAYS TO ME that she hears a lot of country music and assumed an older lady lived next door. I-
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
11 months
🥥🥥
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@bigdaddyfemi
Femi🍀
1 year
Trust men or have beautiful tiddies?
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 months
My Friday night movie choice is better than yours x
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
“I’m beautiful but I need this fat sucked outta me doctor” 😂👏🏻 The GC is too relatable #divaforever
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 years
#FreeBritney goes viral... Britney emerges from the mental health clinic, issues a statement saying “All is well”.... Fans:
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
wearing clothes on weekends in overrated 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 months
I think today is just for bed idk 🥱
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Jayson⚡️
6 months
The fact that Michelle didn’t keep both Anthony and Roisin is a disgrace!!!!! #InteriorDesignMasters
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 months
Not having Anthony in the semi final still doesn’t sit right 🙄 #interiordesignmasters
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
8 months
Brighter nights (530pm) are giving me such joy at the minute ☀️
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
8 months
@_jamesryn 💀💀💀 I’ve just walked out and this was EXACTLY my experience!
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
3 years
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
7 months
Keeping the green vibe going today 🍀
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
11 months
Mondays off are 🤌🏻💋
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
4 months
life admin day: completed ✅
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Jayson⚡️
8 months
no alcohol weekends actually slap?? 🧘🏻
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 months
Everyone posting about hoopla but all I wanna post is how good it feels to get into bed with fresh sheets? 👴🏻
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
I feel like we’re ROBBED of Cilla Black but The Vivienne’s Donald Trump was fucking amazing!! #DragRaceUK
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Jayson⚡️
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
1 year
Monday tomorrow #BBUK
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
11 months
It’s a tough call, they’re so different
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@zacatack26
Zach Smith 🤠
11 months
Quote this with you best chest pic of 2023 pls
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Jayson⚡️
7 months
Happy St Patrick’s Day ☘️ As an Irish person, I’m here to inform you of the age old rule that you must send all Irish people nudes on this blessed day 😇
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
10 months
arm day say hi
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Jayson⚡️
7 months
defeated 🐷🐷🐷
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
@sinkthe_sun This is too real. It’s hard to find in ANY city
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
4 years
Body positivity said hiiii
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 months
Most liked picture on instagram God I need that tan back 😭😭😭
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Most liked picture on instagram The only one where i’m shirtless ofc 😅
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Jayson⚡️
7 months
Face only (feat. catfish car lighting)
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
6 months
There needs to be studies on how leg day makes you absolutely feral?? 😵‍💫
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
3 years
Manchester needs a gay country bar!!! £2 whiskey shots with Dolly blasting? Might start a gofundme...
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
4 years
Jake Picking in a cowboy hat? I’m not okay
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Jayson⚡️
7 months
Why is car lighting so superior?? ✨
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Jayson⚡️
6 months
Sunday mood 🙂
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Jayson⚡️
7 months
🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♂️
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
7 months
This day has just gone to absolute shit. I’m binning off the gym, ordering a pizza and getting into bed to watch X-Men 97 😣😩🥺
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
11 years
How can Zayn get HOTTER? I am sliding around the show here... #1D #1DthisisusFF http://t.co/NIuJjT4ijV
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5 years
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Jayson⚡️
5 months
Why is no one talking about Munveers STUNNING face card?? #loveIsland
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
1 year
New fav t-shirt unlocked 🤌🏻🍕👨🏻‍🍳
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
4 years
This could be us but I’m emotionally unavailable
@CSalvatore
Chris Salvatore
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
9 months
Welcome to 35 🙃👴🏻
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Jayson⚡️
10 months
Fattered 🐖
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Jayson⚡️
10 months
New year, same mirror 🪞
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Jayson⚡️
1 year
Convinced hotels invest specifically in catfish lighting
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Jayson⚡️
5 years
@JackDMurphy For all of you chanting the tired “it’s just a song” rhetoric Shane McGowan has said he would be happy for the word to be bleeped out as he explained that it was chosen to portray the character in the song as a nasty person. There was ZERO reason for them to use it in the show
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
1 year
sweating out the tequila 🥲
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
1 year
“You up?” messages don’t work on me past 10pm. By 10:05pm I have 9 serums on my face, a hair mask on and Invisalign guard is in with mouth tape on while sleep sounds play in the background. Go away.
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1 year
thicc thirty 🕰️
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Jayson⚡️
11 months
Fridays nights done correctly 🍿🥰
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 months
Rings of Power S2, Agatha All Along, Wicked, Dune: Prophecy… I AM OVERWHELMED!!!
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Jayson⚡️
3 years
Im obsessed with Liberty getting the ick from Jake 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #loveisland
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Jayson⚡️
5 years
me going to get my essentials tomorrow
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Jayson⚡️
1 year
“for medical reasons Amanda cannot perform this evening” #strictly
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
First time putting on clothes in 3 days and category is: 80’s ⚡️
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Jayson⚡️
2 months
This is Death Becomes Her
@fxckingdaydream
Gabb
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CINE. 🚬
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
10 years
'Hes a nice guy, he deserves better...", Did Charlie not cheat on Ferne 6 times though? #TOWIE
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
4 years
I want Stanley Tucci from the 80’s Levi’s 501 ad to punch me
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
5 years
Felt strange putting a Christmas Tree up as it’s my first time in 5 years I’ve been on my own. I knew coming out of a long term relationship would mean an emotional Christmas time but - I’m sitting in my flat just looking around and, I’m finally starting to feel happy again 🙂
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
8 months
Audience participation in any form really is horrific isn’t it? #BAFTAs
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5 years
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Jayson⚡️
3 years
Faye the moment Teddy leaves the villa #loveisland
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Jayson⚡️
1 year
Lanfear is absolute villain goals #WheelOfTime
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@jayson__matthew
Jayson⚡️
3 years
I don’t know what it is but all I see when I look at Sharon’s face is Mrs Puff from Spongebob, maybe it’s the lips??? #loveisland
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