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4 years

The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes

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4 years

Remember Tom? Remember how he just sold his $500m share in myspace and retired so he could have a nice life? He never sold our data, never tried to influence elections, never lobbied against privacy legislations... what a man. Myspace was just too pure for this world.

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3 years

“Socially distanced of course!”

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1 year

They should be Kens

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1 year

Who would you cast as another Ken in the ‘BARBIE’ movie?

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6 years

gays when puberty hits

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7 years

when someone says "twenty years ago" and you think they're talking about 1987 but they're actually talking about 1997

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6 months

• so poorly written the dialogue is comical • ridiculously farcical and far fetched • almost positive not a single person in it is actually Irish • also positive no one working on the film has ever been to Ireland • it's the best film I've ever seen

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4 years

Katy Perry and Snoop Dogg on set of California Gurls (2010)

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5 years

“So happy for you Nicola Roberts, here’s four photos of ME”

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4 years

Gigi Goode is 21. Twenty *actual* one. She’s so confident, so talented, so comfortable in her skin... y’all see what happens when you love and support a child for who they are and encourage them to be creative and explore their entire identity from day one??

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6 years

Everyone who was good at English at school is gay now.

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6 months

where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?

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5 years

I don’t think that we, as a society, talk enough about Brendan Frasier in George of the Jungle.

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7 years

Hope she’s been making notes

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Melania Trump's favourite TV show is 'How To Get Away With Murder'

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No one: The B-52s:

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3 years

No one: Straight couples in the Northern Quarter:

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4 years

How New Zealand handled Covid vs. How the UK handled Covid

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5 years

I want him to blow a load in me so big that it doubles my weight

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What is your favorite celebrity interaction?

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3 years

I don’t know a better person

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4 years

Look at the tiny clenched fists 🥺 and that steely determined look in their eyes 😑 squirrels are badasses.

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3 years

Step 1: Be 18 years old

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5 months

Lucien Laviscount going from Kerry Katona to Shakira has got to be the biggest upgrade in history

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5 years

No one: Me: CHANGE 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 COSTUME 👏🏻 MIMI 👏🏻 CHANGE 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 AROUND 👏🏻

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4 years

Colin from #ItsASin trying his best to perform Break Up Bye Bye by The Cock Destroyers. (My heart! 🥺♥️)

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1 year

For me, no two people have bigger Ken energy

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10 months

no but like… are we ready to have this conversation??

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This was such a formative moment in my youth

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4 years

“Not even for dinner with the Kushners?” happened *this year* and honestly feels like a lifetime ago

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4 years

@MsOxtail @jackxpj That fucking raw chicken claw. I cannot 😫

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3 years

Happy #InternationalWomensDay ! I will never not retweet this video 🖤💖

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7 years

when you read an entire conversation that doesn’t concern you then “like” the shadiest tweet

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3 years

even Ariana is starting to look white again Jesy has all the girls nervous 😭

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3 years

Ariana Grande looks gorgeous in newly shared photo. 💚

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1 year

the way I still say “go piss girl” any time anyone needs to go to the toilet… this meme is entrenched in my brain

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1 year

this genre of meme was the best thing ever

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3 years

“She said you’re having a vodka or a dark fruits, which one?!”

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@montague90 against The Hive?? TERFs don't stand a chance lmaaaooo

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5 years

Cersei during the last two episodes of #GoT

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6 years

So a live band just performed Fairytale of New York right in front of me and my friends, included the word “faggot” and someone from the audience even pointed at me when it was sang. Why do straight people take so much joy out of saying that word? It’s hateful. End of discussion.

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4 years

Thought I’d hear a few claps here and there but omg Manchester has erupted in applause, cheer and even fireworks?! 👏🏻😂🥰❤️ #clapforNHS

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4 years

Ummm who is this absolute queen who was on BBC Wales Today earlier?

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5 years

I...

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5 years

*kid dies in the chocolate factory* Oompa Loompas:

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1 year

Important to remember that 19 years ago an openly trans woman won the biggest reality show in the UK - by a landslide. Don’t let the news or ignorant people in the public eye fool you - hate has never been the majority and it never will be. 🩷🩵🏳️‍⚧️

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SPEAK 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 QUEEN‼️

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5 years

I hope Diane Abbott is a guest judge on Drag Race UK.

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2 years

that one school friend’s mum who knew you were gay before you even did

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5 months

Wait…

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2 years

No one: Irish people: Do you have Revolut?

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6 years

me: omg I hate attention also me:

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@vandedjan she said mama let’s research!

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5 years

Today is Paul Rudd’s fiftieth (50th!!) birthday

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@chismosavirus a true Florida mom ❤️

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@superTV247 £1.5 million to cast a fascist and lose over 2 million viewers lmaaaaaooooo so deserved

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Lindsay Lohan you will always be famous!!

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5 years

Name three more iconic ways to hold a perfume bottle. I dare you.

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@EGonzaba can’t help but think of this clip at times like this

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3 years

My favourite performance by Logan Lerman are these now deleted Instagram photos

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3 years

In honor of Logan Lerman’s 30th birthday, tell us your favorite performance from the actor! 🍿

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@fabbgrat we don’t. She’s even annoying us now too

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5 months

He has risen

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@alex_abads Tom was 18 and DLB was 38 when they first met mind you. Imagine a 38 yo introducing you to their 18 yo bf… 🚩

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when the dump you’ve been fighting against suddenly becomes *very* urgent

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5 years

A few weeks ago @TwitterUK asked me to take part in a really exciting project and collate loads of tweets on gay dating I found funny - and some of them are on billboards already! There’s a FREE pop up in Covent Garden exhibiting them all from Feb 13th-16th, 10am - 8pm daily!

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@StreetFashion01 Couldn’t they have spent that money to try and oh I don’t know, help save the reef???!

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bitch I fucking wish.

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Uranus was slammed by an object twice the size of Earth

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2 years

me when people hate on ARTPOP

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5 years

@jiwandeepkohli This is beautiful and I am OBSESSED with that turban! 👏🏻😍🏳️‍🌈

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5 years

sorry but it’s actually homophobic that both Fleabag and Derry Girls end this week. 😭💔

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sorry I’ve been quiet, I’ve been thinking about Kirsten Dunst’s kitchen

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my dad just told me that last night I was so drunk that when we were pulling up to the house I said “Anywhere here is fine mate” because I thought he was a taxi driver.

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when the couple on Grindr ask why you’re looking

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@netflix Wait…

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5 years

I HATE this?! Even down to the photo choices. #LoveIsland has lost 800k+ viewers because they’ve forced an extra season that NO ONE asked for, with an unbearable cast & made ZERO changes to the format. You think 800k+ we’re tuning in to watch Caroline Flack show up twice a week??

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having the Tory conference in Manchester is so bizarre. It’s like having Pride at the Vatican

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Not @CrystalMethyd thinking the word “globetrotting” is some weird British activity called “goblet throtting” 😭 I can’t deal. She must be protected at all costs 💞

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No sorry but I just walked past a salon in Soho that has graffiti of Kate Winslet’s artwork for her smash hit single “What If” on it and I’m obsessed ?

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Sorry but it’s an actual crime that Coldplay’s frontman is Chris Martin when the absolute babe that is Guy Berryman is in the very same band.

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I *hate* ticket culture. Surely in this day and age things should be simpler? The stress of getting into a queue or a waiting room and having to use a code, some people not getting the opportunity to buy a ticket at all, while some people get tickets for multiple dates? Gross.

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@hasfineposture I ate a couple… they were good… cherry pineapple

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6 years

I’m sorry but there is nothing more damaging than a gym gay posting a pic of his *great* body and complaining about how “fat” and “out of shape” he is. Fuck 👏🏻 all 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 way 👏🏻 off 👏🏻

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