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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

8 months

New set just came today

JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@foldyrhands This is what I wear to bed every night, probably for the last 15 years. I have a rotation of three pairs in different plaids which I replace every couple years. Will not divulge personal grooming details in this forum. Peak Gen Xer if that makes any difference.

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JoeCeePhus

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11 days

@adila2g Been waiting for this

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4 years

@kbremote @NateSilver538 Hope she runs for governor next

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JoeCeePhus

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4 years

@CJVanNice @JennyENicholson Moe's isn't good enough to endure this confusion, which I shared.

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JoeCeePhus

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2 years

@RaxKingIsDead As a man not currently having sex (going on 3 years?), I can confirm it is nobody else's problem. Given the availability of masturbation, I'm not even sure it's a problem for me. Admittedly less desirable than the alternative, but female humanity owes me nothing.

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JoeCeePhus

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4 years

@LetsFishSmarter @olivegarden I'm sad to hear this was fake, but "viscous attack" is still one of the best things I've ever seen on Twitter.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@foldyrhands This is what I wear to bed every night, probably for the last 15 years. I have a rotation of three pairs in different plaids which I replace every couple years. Will not divulge personal grooming details in this forum. Peak Gen Xer if that makes any difference.

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JoeCeePhus

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2 months

@depthsofwiki Everybody promises this. This guy delivered

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JoeCeePhus

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1 year

@frogsforgirls That me too. Also, unmedicated ADHD, so did nothing. For several decades.

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@Starfeyy Yes

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JoeCeePhus

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6 months

@Nicebutcrazyred Oh. Hi Red!

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@elizabeth50ann @RonFilipkowski @bobbygenebussel I haven't liked anything he's done since NewsRadio

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JoeCeePhus

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2 months

@lillynew3 Afternoon wood here

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JoeCeePhus

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7 months

@jordijoints Jordi! Welcome back!

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

9 months

@_SwampQueen Sorry you're feeling shitty

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JoeCeePhus

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2 months

@lillynew3 Yes, but I don't have ig

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JoeCeePhus

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2 months

@suicidekxo This is very hot and fishnets just go so hard. Thanks

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JoeCeePhus

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1 year

@BadSocialisms Weird white Christians

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JoeCeePhus

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11 months

@KristianWeigman I resemble this

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JoeCeePhus

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1 year

@emilykmay Tell her to just close her eyes harder.

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JoeCeePhus

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27 days

@mistrustme1 What did you get?

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JoeCeePhus

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3 months

@dumbtchx Well, I'm not a mutual, but my weirdness level is basically non-existent (I don't interact much at all). At least THAT kind of weirdness. If you let me in the club I promise not to break anything.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

In the unlikely event anyone asks my opinion on any of this, I'm just going to refer them to Dr. Brett. This is complicated stuff and her takes are always historically informed and ethically sound and comprehend said complexity. Hope she doesn't get tired of it.

Dr. Mia Brett

@QueenMab87

1 year

I hate Netanyahu and I hate the crimes Israel has committed but I wish people would understand that jews were in Israel as refugees. No country would take us. That excuses nothing about the harm done to Palestinians but there isn’t another place for jews to go

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

6 years

@thebigness @SteveBHoop Well he doesn't have 20 eyes

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

4 years

@atrupar Love his sign language interpreter

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

5 months

@lushcatlyn Final confirmation of consent

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

28 days

@yazminrubio42 You have never sent me one. I'd love to see it. DM open.

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JoeCeePhus

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28 days

@yazminrubio42 Hellooo

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JoeCeePhus

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7 months

@thereallala907 One of the best on the web

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JoeCeePhus

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1 year

@NotABigJerk So you hate waffles?

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JoeCeePhus

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9 months

@_SwampQueen Hey yo. How are you feeling today?

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19 days

@yazminrubio42 Hi

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@beanhowitzer @kyuwuketsuki Space exploration requires space commercialization. Commercialization requires industrialization. Better out there than down here for so many reasons. This is an easy decision. Pfach.

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JoeCeePhus

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1 year

@BadSocialisms The answer is so obviously Reagan, I'm confused why this isn't more of a landslide.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

4 years

@neiltyson @sciencecomedian A link to the bit

'A Virus Walks Into a Bar...' and Other Science Jokes - Brian Malow

Complete video at: http://fora.tv/2009/11/08/Science_Laughs_Science_Comedian_Brian_MalowScience comedian Brian Malow jokes that a virus is "the ultimate Davi...

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18 days

@yazminrubio42 I wish I would get one

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JoeCeePhus

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7 months

@hardasamother 5'7".

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29 days

@Starfeyy I want whatever it is

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JoeCeePhus

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8 months

@thereallala907 Let's get started

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

5 years

@drewsilv Alcohol is basically just a crap drug with overrated label effects and truly devastating side effects. Its undeserved popularity can be traced to the ancients' lack of potable water and its compatibility with with large-scale grain monoculture. #AnotherBummer

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JoeCeePhus

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@yazminrubio42 Hi

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@MoiraDonegan Stolen valor for the non-pregnant partner.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@Tanya_Sabrinaaa Same, but also, turned 50 today.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

4 years

@gravitygauntlet What is this SUPPOSED to mean? The errant possessive is confusing enough by itself, but I still don't understand. And I don't think I'm dumb.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@BadMedicalTakes Trying to think my way out of Florida, an ill state.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@frogsforgirls Often depends on how granular the question is. My favorite food? I'm anxious just tryna consider it. Sandwich? Millions of sands for as many different situations. From a single restaurant? A cheesesteak from Gus's in Dewey Beach DE. (Gone 35 years!) Rollercoaster tweet.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

24 days

@GeoRebekah Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep (Blade Runner)

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JoeCeePhus

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6 months

@ponygalcurtis Good night neighbor

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JoeCeePhus

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6 months

@Yorkslass72 Need these earmuffs

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JoeCeePhus

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1 year

@RiceTwist @elizabeth50ann @RonFilipkowski @bobbygenebussel Tru dat

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

18 days

@Lizzs_Lockeroom Not only did I hear the rumor but Pop Rocks all but disappeared from the market within, like, a year.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@kylegriffin1 I've been saying this all week: this is a direct result of the "Nobody's Allowed to Feel Guilty" bill which he actively supported and was passed by his rubber-stamp legislature. He is absolutely responsible.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

5 months

@thereallala907 1 is the one to be doing: eye contact and better balance. 2 is better for porn tho.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@emilykmay The urge to mute "vomit bowl" at the risk of missing a really smart joke about it.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 month

@Starfeyy Hi Jeana

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

5 years

@LeahPetersen @christymaginn @KevinMKruse @Lin_Manuel At this point School House Rock is School House Rock for adults.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

15 days

@yazminrubio42 It's weird you haven't sent yet

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@craigcalcaterra There are several owners throwing entire seasons now. Admittedly less entertaining.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 month

@Starfeyy It's your gasp that will stay with me though

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@ogshoshi Lovely

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@beanhowitzer @UnseenOps Selfies were so primitive back then.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@angel_0f_deathx Bless your vindictive heart and stacked bod

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@RonFilipkowski Gah. Don't they have any actual work they would like to do?

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JoeCeePhus

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21 days

@digiraww Hi hi

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4 years

@NateSilver538 Suppitigation?

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2 months

@digiraww If you're down I'm down

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11 months

@bridgetthemc The kid's right and it looks great.

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10 days

@dWeiRDo4eVaDiFF My next load can be all yours

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JoeCeePhus

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6 months

@BrujaBruta Anytime it was near my face

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JoeCeePhus

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1 year

@emilykmay This was a wild ride.

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@jayceepee

1 year

@angel_0f_deathx I'm an ugly man, and I can honestly say, I'd be happy to have someone's attention and would appreciate the company either with many tattoos or with none.

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JoeCeePhus

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1 year

@angel_0f_deathx Timeline brightener

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@jayceepee

5 months

@suchnerve Madam I am unmedicated ADHD. If I turn off the beeps, I may not see that plate for days

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@BadMedicalTakes Such a powerful force against health it reached back an additional 3 years into the past before it was formulated.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

8 months

@PrincessMacgee I've never seen it (I only started following you a couple days ago) but I know I would too.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

3 years

@tentdwellers @kylegriffin1 Menacing it

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JoeCeePhus

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1 year

@frogsforgirls I had no idea where it was going to wind up when I started it. Thanks for riding along.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

4 years

@neiltyson That would be a bloody mess.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@infieldflygrl Nats fans have the same issue, trust me.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

5 months

@baked_veggie Definitely filling

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@messygirI I may have to steal this.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@NotABigJerk @realEvan69 I have made the sound financial decision of being ignored for free

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9 months

@lushcatlyn Been begging for this all day.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

8 months

@sheseemslegit Uch. Again!

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@JokesAstro Florida bans study of optics calling it woke indoctrination.

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@jayceepee

1 year

@CalltoActivism Dateline Florida

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

9 months

@jordijoints I smoke before everything

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@atrupar I read the article and I'm trying to understand. I understand this is good and unexpected, but why does it bode well going forward. What's to prevent Robs or Kav from just changing their minds down the line, maybe on some less egregious case?

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 month

@indecisivetakes There. Just added. Diatryma65. Looking forward to it.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

5 years

@hbro36 @dcsportsbog Krew? Is Sarah Palin the mother?

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

9 months

@whole_ass_angel I am among the ranks of Angel readers.

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9 months

@lushcatlyn I keep telling you meeee

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4 months

@kyra_wild Think I've already got a smiley on there

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JoeCeePhus

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4 months

@faerierini I would like dat pls

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3 months

@minaph1ne Why do I always see these tweets AFTER my worm-stroking is finished?

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@rosekellywhite The Pride events were crowding out all the shame events they had planned.

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

1 year

@JordanDaWarden @sorrelquest Acid is definitely worth doing, but, especially for your first time (but really always) do it in a controlled environment with people you know, like and trust. Ideally, at least one of your trip partners will have some experience already (most likely whoever gets it for you).

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JoeCeePhus

@jayceepee

8 months

@duchess_banana Me, but probably not for long

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JoeCeePhus

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1 year

@LanaMWiggins1 @mkraju I would prefer Katie Porter personally, but Schiff is just fine.

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