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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

4 months

Reviving my favorite game, "Hey, can I take a picture of your back?"

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

6 months

I think he should be forced to carry it to term

Kyle Griffin

@kylegriffin1

6 months

BREAKING: Ron DeSantis is suspending his presidential campaign. @NBCNews

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@infieldflygrl

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Corn doesn't vote, why do we have to explain this every single election cycle

Matthew Scott

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And Illinois is considered to be a blue state. Come on Chicago, pull your head outta your ass!

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@infieldflygrl

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Linda Tirado was shot in the eye with "nonlethal ammunition" while working as a journalist during the Floyd protests. The resulting traumatic brain injury to her left frontal lobe has caused her body to forget how to operate her organs. She's dying, and that cop killed her.

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@infieldflygrl

2 months

The weekly team meeting icebreaker was "what is your favorite meme" and I realized way too late they wanted an answer like "Pikachu face" but there i was trying to explain to people who aren't terminally online sports fans what "a drive into deep left field" means

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

4 months

Wake up, babe, Trevor Bauer is getting lit the fuck up in Mexico

ROX ARROYO

@ROXSystem

4 months

Trevor Bauer is finding out that Mexican League baseball @LigaMexBeis isn’t a beer and taco league. My boys @tigresqroficial came to bang. Pitchers, it’s extremely important to field your position. You can’t just show up and expect to make plays. You must work at it. #ROXSystem

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

3 months

Munenori Kawasaki update: He's still eating bananas 🎥 ig: mune.kawasaki.official

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@infieldflygrl

1 month

In conclusion: Fuck the police.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

1 month

Linda is the kind of person I wish I was. She created a community of people who act joyfully and unapologetically to help people escape abuse and poverty and abortion bans. She opens her phone, ears, and heart to anyone who needs to be heard. She is a hero, in the truest sense.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

5 months

These trousers are thinner than the toilet paper at a highway rest stop

Seattle Mariners

@Mariners

5 months

Cal’s got jokes 😆

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

4 months

Let me help: Trevor Bauer was released and paid his full guaranteed contract. Anyone can sign him. No one wants to. Anthony Bass is both bad at baseball and bad at PR. Franco is still under investigation, the result of which will likely save the Rays many millions of dollars.

Zac 🍁

@ZacCanada

4 months

Wander Franco is still in the #MLB but Anthony Bass and Trevor Bauer are blackballed. Make it make sense.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

5 months

Trevor Bauer has signed with "Asian Breeze", a Japanese pay-to-play travel ball/showcase team whose sole purpose is to get undiscovered players in front of scouts. This is insanely embarrassing.

ASIAN BREEZE / アジアンブリーズ 🌪️

@breeze_asian

5 months

【2024 #アジアンブリーズ電撃参戦】トレバー・バウアー選手アジアンブリーズでは、2024年3月10日のロサンゼルス・ドジャース戦にて、トレバー・バウアー選手( @BauerOutage )が電撃参戦することが決まりましたので、お知らせ致します。 #海外野球

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@infieldflygrl

1 month

The world is less without her, and it's immeasurably offensive that the person who did this to her - the person she's legally forbidden to name - will not only outlive her, but he considered a "hero" because of the logo on his paycheck.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

4 years

@eccentrikhat Being "welcome" in a community only on the condition that one be both sexually desirable and sexually available to other members of the community is not actually being welcome. Being "welcome" only on the condition that the content is similarly objectionable is not welcoming.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

4 months

I just want them to call balls and strikes

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@infieldflygrl

11 days

@WWilson1120 Then get your friends together make your own state, see how well North Missouri funds itself

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@infieldflygrl

2 years

today is a good day to remember the last time we were truly happy

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

1 year

There are no valid anti-WBC takes around Edwin Diaz's injury and I will not stand for it. This is the epitome of "shit happens". The game was over.

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@infieldflygrl

2 years

@punished_cait @wichisimos "Edna ain't they going to notice you're not in a gown or on a IV or nothin?" "Good boy Jimbo, gimme those slipper socks and lemme stick that unopened heart monitor down my pants"

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

6 months

Reminder that Trevor Bauer admitted with his own mouth to repeatedly punching an unconscious woman.

Danny Rockett

@SonRanto

6 months

If you were assured, the #Cubs would win the World Series this year would sign Trevor Bauer?

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

@NYTSports @ScottMillerBbl The wild thing is that evangelicals hate Catholics and don't consider them to be Christian at all, unless it's politically expedient in the moment of course

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

9 days

A vote for Kamala is a vote against the St Louis Cardinals 😌

Razzball

@Razzball

9 days

Of course the Cardinals have a Trump HR celebration lol

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

it's wild to me that we're materially changing the way baseball is played and experienced and the only reason anyone can come up with is because it might make people who already don't like baseball slightly more tolerant of the game length.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

10 months

It annoys me that the Phillies are just a dugout full of people that the Cubs decided they didn't want

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@infieldflygrl

2 years

Mfers on this bird app will buy half price Rays tickets on StubHub and sneak in a $5 bottle of Calypso and be like "I pay Max Scherzer's salary"

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

11 days

@1brightman1 Great question! No.

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

@NBCNews hope this helps

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

4 years

@FeministaJones the fuck do you suggest I do about it?

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

1 year

I assume you're following this up with a hefty donation in support of the children being abused by your priests?

Trevor Williams

@MeLlamoTrevor

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

2 years

OK, @Cubs , one request to go.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

4 years

Hey, cis dudes: If no one's ever told you this before, let me be the first: You get to have exactly zero opinions in how a person processes or shares the grief involved in a miscarriage. Zero. Opinions. None. If you have any further questions refer to this definition of none:

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

3 months

Imagine being lower in the standings than a team that's actively trying not to exist

Codify

@CodifyBaseball

3 months

wow the houston astros are now 7-15 😬

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

4 years

@eccentrikhat Many girls and women enjoy gaming. I'm D&D player, a CCG player, war gamer, and video gamer. Can't tell you how many times I've had to leave a campaign because someone decided to hit on me for no good reason at all, and ruined the entire mood of the group. We just want to play

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

3 years

@LightInLightOut ah yes, all the schoolwork and none of the social contact, during a global pandemic they can't even be vaccinated against, constantly being used as political bargaining chips, very restful. good times.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

4 months

Check the replies under my posts about Trevor Bauer

danielle

@dhsauno

4 months

anyone have any last minute leads on a virgin i can use for ritual eclipse sacrifice

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

8 months

I'm sorry did the dodgers just get a 10-year interest free 680 million dollar loan from the best player in baseball

Fabian Ardaya

@FabianArdaya

8 months

Exclusive @TheAthletic : Shohei Ohtani will defer $68 million per year of his $70 million annual salary over the course of his 10-year, $700 million deal with the Dodgers, allowing the team to keep spending, according to a person briefed on the terms.

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@infieldflygrl

23 days

I have to say I'm adoring the "can any of them play?" chuds in the replies asking this of literal Cornell Hall of Fame infielder Elise Menaker

Chicago Cubs

@Cubs

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Today Beth Mowins, Elise Menaker and Taylor McGregor make Cubs history with the first all-female broadcast.

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@infieldflygrl

2 years

@TNriverfan @TylerDurden516 We actually don't have to pit professions against each other. Food service is important. Construction is important. Both food service workers and construction workers deserve a living wage.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

4 years

who fuckin cares. it's sports. suck it up and quit being a bitch. throw better pitches if you don't like it.

Talkin’ Baseball

@TalkinBaseball_

4 years

Do you think Trent Grisham was disrespecting Clayton Kershaw here?

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

2 years

@batflips_nerds if the bases are empty the hitter should be allowed to run to either first OR third base. If he's safe at third, play goes the opposite direction the rest of the inning.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

5 years

@12News Someone needs to remind the cops that any time we see one of them our day is immediately made worse. I get it - they want good press. They want the stories we were told in DARE about cops being your friendly neighborhood helpy helperton to be true. They're not. Go away.

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@infieldflygrl

2 years

@m_scribe @HuShuo This is what happens when you give them milk in the red cup instead of the blue cup

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@infieldflygrl

3 months

They're getting worse as this goes on

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@infieldflygrl

10 months

I'd probably feel more sorry for Kershaw if he hadn't spent the season trying to replace Pride Night with Christian Families Day

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@infieldflygrl

5 months

@Razzball bro's really feeling the absence of his spider tack

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

@BFriedmanDC "fake 2FA SMS messages" is literally the point of 2FA SMS messages

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

@CodifyBaseball

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

Fellas is it bad to love and care about your wife

John Mincone

@JMincone

1 year

I’m sorry, but Dansby Swanson leaving a game early bc he says he hasn’t ate or slept in 2 days leading up to his wife’s surgery is absolutely wild.. it was a Patella tendon surgery.. like take a nap wake up fixed kinda surgery.. I can’t believe that’s a real story.

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

Americans will watch 19 nations go insane for baseball in March and call it meaningless baseball then demand their MLB team take them to a world series only one country is allowed to play in

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@infieldflygrl

11 days

"why should Chicago decide what rural people do?" Why should people who are so pathologically enochlophobic they can't be within 10 miles of someone who doesn't share their own DNA be allowed to make decisions for anyone?

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@infieldflygrl

5 years

@msmiddy @XxHolmesxX101 @DonSchu56452932 @BlackHatNanny @kathiefoko @10TV And then also feed hungry kids because kids don't just disappear when their parents' finances change

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@infieldflygrl

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My body is ready ⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾⚾ ⚾⚾ ⚾⚾

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

2 years

The Cubs-related portion of Kosuke Fukudome's retirement ceremony

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

These City Connects understood the assignment.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

2 years

new sad mets fan just dropped

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

2 years

Do you ever just think about Javy Báez?

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@infieldflygrl

3 years

sorry but it's been 23 years since I first watched a Cubs game and I'm still a bit overwhelmed at seeing this

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@infieldflygrl

6 months

@EurovisionTom Never heard of that person in my life, cupcake

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

Me, explaining Seattle: "No one talks to strangers, it rains 9 months out of the year, there's a 30% tax on liquor so 800 microbreweries have learned to brew 15% ABV beer that smells like weed, and the drive through coffee shops have strippers for baristas"

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

7 months

It's Ichiro. No one doesn't like Ichiro.

altheboss

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WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE MOST UNIVERSALLY BELOVED ATHLETE EVER?

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@infieldflygrl

2 years

rob manfred leaves his shopping cart in the parking spot instead of taking it to the cart corral

PADRES Obsessed Wes ⚾🏳️‍🌈

@PadresWes

2 years

Rob Manfred keeps his peanut butter in the refrigerator.

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@infieldflygrl

3 years

look if it's AAA at-bats you want nico to have let me remind you opening day we literally play the pittsburgh pirates

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@infieldflygrl

11 days

Wow this blew up bigger than Matt Gaetz's forehead

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

5 years

Periodic reminder that Ryan Braun doesn't suck as a human being because of PEDs; he sucks as a human being because he lied and tried to ruin a wage worker's life because he got caught using PEDs

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

5 months

These are the acceptable jersey advertisement logos for the Cubs:

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

6 months

Wow this blew up, check out my SoundCloud

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

2 years

BIGBOSS Tsuyoshi Shinjo flew into the Nipponham Fighters' home opener on a WHOLE HOVERCRAFT because of course he did.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

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@bciaccio77 That is where all the people are. Hope this helps.

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@infieldflygrl

4 months

My toxic trait is pointing out that Seattle is 267 miles further north than Toronto

ROOT SPORTS™ | NW

@ROOTSPORTS_NW

4 months

Another one up north 👆 The @Mariners battle the Blue Jays at 3:30 PM PT on ROOT SPORTS!

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

hey @Padres you can come take hosmer back

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@infieldflygrl

3 years

@zbritton Unionize the minors End blackouts Universal DH Ban Arod from ever being in the presence of a microphone.

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

"in the spirit of unity we've decided to kowtow to the exact people this event is designed to silence"

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@infieldflygrl

4 years

@thatbberg It's absolutely wild to me that the statement is "the sky looks like" and not "the air is literally poisonous to breathe" This isn't an aesthetic issue. A third of the population is breathing toxic levels of woodsmoke and you're whining that we're asking for someone to notice

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

1 year

This hat slid into my DMs and called me a slur two replies later

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@infieldflygrl

2 years

@OriginalToastie @HelloCullen tossed him his own Zippo, tbh

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

2 years

Why are so many pro-owner? I suspect if they agree baseball players should be compensated in line with the value they bring to their employer they will have to reconcile that belief with the fact that they, themselves, are significantly undercompensated for their own labor.

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

2 years

@UrOrientalist so instead of sitting in traffic on the street you get to stand in line to be in traffic underground?

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@infieldflygrl

2 years

Once again reminding people that an increase in visibility is not necessarily an increase in occurrences. Look what happens when you stop letting teachers hit kids with rulers for being left handed.

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@infieldflygrl

3 years

@ajplus an error is when the third baseman forgets to close his glove, not when an armed agent of the state murders a child for no reason

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@infieldflygrl

4 years

This is what it looks like to live in a country that believes in science and working toward the collective good. Man, it seems nice.

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@infieldflygrl

7 months

He should be but he won't be because some asshole will leave him off for the attention

Codify

@CodifyBaseball

7 months

Will Ichiro Suzuki be elected unanimously to the Hall of Fame?

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Infield Fly Girl

@infieldflygrl

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I GOT A SPECIAL PUPPY CARD I NEVER GET SPECIAL CARDS OMG OMG OMG 😭😭😭

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@infieldflygrl

2 years

@JonHeyman have they considered selling the team if they can't afford to field a competitive roster?

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@infieldflygrl

5 months

Sometime on Sunday this dude is gonna get lit up by a handful of A-ballers in the Dodgers system and then hopefully we'll never hear from him again

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@infieldflygrl

4 years

@CNN Once I was at this party and a guy smashed a beer can on his head and this other dude called Chris was like "OH YEAH" and put a can on the table and smashed his head into it but the can just flew off and he hit the table and needed six stitches He's a better Chris than Pratt.

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@lanley_lyl72220 She was not allowed to share his name

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We are not making a big enough deal about the fact that the $400 Nike Vapor Elite MLB jerseys are NON-RETURNABLE

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

@CodifyBaseball The Los Angeles California Angels of Anaheim vs the Diablos Rojos del México

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@TDFriarFan Should have gone with Cubs fans always saying "people forget that" every time the world series win is brought up

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@AvgMMAFanSam @WWilson1120 Was it not evident that I disagreed with them?

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@jamieNBC6 @MiamiPD @nbc6

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I have made a terrible financial decision and I'm not mad about it

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@infieldflygrl

2 months

BABE CRACK OPEN THE GOOD BOTTLE IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

2 months

Umpire Angel Hernandez is retiring, a source confirms to ESPN. One of the most controversial figures in the game, the source of much ire and frustration by fans and players alike, Hernandez has umpired his last game in Major League Baseball. First on news: @BNightengale .

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I, personally, think it would be very entertaining to watch Trevor Bauer and his girlfriend/agent/lawyer try to explain to a judge exactly how he has been dealt a billion dollars worth of financial harm and suffering when the only punishment dealt was fully union-sanctioned.

Empire Sports Talk Podcast

@EmpireSportsPod

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𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻-𝗗𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗟𝗮𝘄𝘀𝘂𝗶𝘁? Trevor Bauer has issued a warning to the league that he may have to take action. He hasn't pitched in the Big Leagues in 3 years, despite the allegations against him being proven false. #MLB #TrevorBauer

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Kris is gonna wear #23 .

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4 months

Opening Day Fit Check:

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@infieldflygrl

1 year

SAY IT LOUDER

Baseball Underrated

@BaseballUnderr1

1 year

The WBC is really showing us all who really loves baseball vs who worships a specific corporate baseball club logo

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4 months

Did fanatics not know when the season was supposed to start

Seattle Mariners

@Mariners

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@STOMBLINDER @TMobilePark They haven’t been delivered yet, but they are still in the rotation. We still plan to wear them this season.

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So I've been running around asking everybody if I can take a picture of their jersey. And I saw a guy in a Jorge Soler jersey. And I asked him if I could take a picture... And it was Jorge's dad 🥹🥹🥹🥰

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@aubrey_huff @SFGiants @MLB @realDonaldTrump I respect your right to deep throat your own foot as much as I respect the right of the Giants organization to tell you what you can do with yourself for it. 🤷

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Extremely important Lee Jung-hoo update: This is Kkao

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