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jayanta shandilya

@jayantashandil1

2 years

@VaibhavNijhawa6 @Rupeshsingh145 @flyingbeast320 Very scientific in your conclusion. I believe marriage is the commonest cause of death among men. Almost all the dead men i know of were ALSO married.

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@Indian__doctor It's not ANY 's an incurable killer which can only be kept under control with a lifetime of unpleasant meds.patients don't tell us when asked; govt hospitals don't give UP kits to residents unless absolutely necessary. Residents are not Expendables.

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@catale7a Sounds like what Graham Staines' sons went through

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2 years

Why do DNB candidates get pregnant BEFORE their practical exams, come to the practical exam centre with their husband who seeks leniency for pregnancy,and then crib for food every 30 minutes and demand a loo visit 17 times in 3 hours?

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@theliverdr Aiyoo... curcumin was my MD thesis topic 15 years back.... whether it reduces chemoradiation induced mucositis in the head and neck region. It is an unmitigable disaster. Can only be prescribed for the mother in law 😝

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6 months

@lokeshbag67 Holi is the time rapists can go berserk without consequences and younger ones are taught to become rapists without having to face consequences.

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10 months

@Iam_njd @Lucas_Gage_ True. The JOOOOz shouldn't do it.

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10 months

@saifurrhmn90 Bach Gaye aap. Keep a doggy. Lifelong true, faithful, loving companion.

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8 months

@shilpa_cn @MrSinha_ You're right. The sensible ones with a conscience did.

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11 months

@AdiSpeaX @mohiittverma Are you by any chance the product of conception of a rectal ectopic pregnancy?

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2 years

@_RealCaptain_ Meme ki message theek hai,but why insult dogs by using their image?🥺

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2 years

@FixedPoint10 @Kirangandhi @softgrowl Yeah....the others are apparently our aunties ❤️

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2 years

@RIDICULO_pathy He was pretty polite,i must say 🥺

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10 months

@Gauravk12498321 @Chethan747 @Baschalrahahy North India is not the custodian of "Indian" culture. India is a union of states,primarily divided along linguistic lines,and within each state there are many different cultures. The concept of federalism binds them all together. This is guaranteed by the Indian constitution.

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9 months

@DrSanjay277 Sembu came as my senior's external examiner. Poor kid didn't know it and badmouthed his book in front of left,right and centre during viva. Lost 5 kgs before the results as he couldn't eat anything because of tension after getting to know what he had done 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

@ShreerajT @nihardesai7 I know. Lost two of what might have been my uncles/aunts to neonatal tetanus after my grandmother in rural Bengal was made to rub national poop into their umbilical cord stumps. That was nearly eight decades back though.

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2 years

@stoolpegion2022 @minicnair I thought it's a Vedic toilet used by our maharshis since our civilization started 8 million years ago....so salty 🥺

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8 months

@pratyayy Pulled off some unclaimed corpses in a mortuary?

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2 years

@friendo25600143 @DangerPudge @mhdksafa You mean the father is not supposed to be affected upon losing his child?

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8 months

@Enraged_Indian Tell me this is not true....

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9 months

@darc_elestial @the_anuragguha @AbhijitChavda @pc07111991 @SwadhinAami @thatguyepic999 @AaditriSinha @sayantani9216 @satyanewshi @ProudBengaliAB @BanglaPokkho @monanspeaks Are both your parents alive, sweetie? If daddy is off, you can thank that crypto convert as you choose to call him for the fact that your mamma didn't get cooked alive along with poppa dear.

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1 year

@impuni @zoo_bear Who the hell are YOU to decide that?on what authority?

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11 months

@BlinxNow @najmofthenight Ah.... the original Antichrist

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@misandriz

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7 months

@Heymantttt @RajBhads90 Do you know who committed the act that resulted in the bovine rectal ectopic pregnancy of which you are the product of conception?

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2 years

@HinduLivesMattr @ajay43 He is the HOD of ophthalmology primarily posted in a government hospital.he knows what he has to do and when.

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@BaapofPakistani @pitchaijohn1961 Undoubtedly

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2 years

@MenMatterFdn Loved that guy on the chair 🤣

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9 months

@ScienceIsDope_ An absolute disgrace. My seniors in KMC Mangalore used to deflate his tyres 😝. used to write tons of multivits in his prescriptions. Had a stroke recently.bloody hypocrite got admitted in KMC Mangalore only,under one of the finest physicians in India.not under an ayurvedacharya.

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@nottatgirl @RanaAyyub Not burning up a man and his two sons inside a car on exactly this same date twenty five years ago to the deafening adulation of the majority.... unlike....

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2 years

@Raj006 @CRamanaKumar @rbsw Reflection of the intellect of the electorate

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@_amitbehere

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@Rafi_mohammed1 @t_d_h_nair

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2 years

@drmanishranchi @SwapnilVasani We should put this up in our OPDs

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5 months

@Ankush28Sharma @DearthOfSid You consciously chose to ignore the last part where the girl tells him he'll be washed down royally AFTER his prayers. This is precisely the kind of falsehood,fraud and crookery that typifies you and your kind.

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1 year

@AmritHallan @varungrover You are in a state of denial regarding the kinds of organisms found in veggies, right?

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@jayantashandil1

2 years

@DRARN93 My batchmate,in 2nd MBBS,wrote EMERGENCY TUBECTOMY as the last ditch method to save a patient in Status Asthmaticus 🥹 She forgot the word "Tracheostomy".

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@MithilaWaala @SwadhinAami @Tipsy_Tigress O Bihari rapist-murderer...agar aukat hai to pura poem padh.samajh me to ayega nahi.... tere level Savita bhabhi tak hai. Kisi se meaning pooch lena.

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@devtheunknown @SpideyWeb @BJP4India Obviously. Cancer resides in the body for quite a while before killing it for good.

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1 year

@BattaKashmiri @KetanRaghuwand1 Spoken like a bona fide rapist -murderer

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10 months

@badassflowerbby I know. Seen such abandonments more than I can bear in my 15 years of practising as an oncologist

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@jayantashandil1

11 months

@sandeep_PT @YashTri91047970 The transformation of India into Bharat is nearly complete

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@jayantashandil1

2 years

@HumHayRaj @theliverdr @nihardesai7 Ah...you can identify him?

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1 year

@shubham_a_jha It means absolutely nothing. Given how the PGI microenvironment works,he shall continue pulling strings and shall actually MANIFEST greater viciousness. He should have been shown the door.

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@jayantashandil1

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@docinboxes @tanmoyofc @Adil_INC_ @asmatasleem13 @DebashreeRoy_02 @HakimSaifyINC @MohdMuzzammilK @political_ajax @Sai_INDIA007 @EnvironGanguly He was walking among real human beings. Not a piece of stone.

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2 years

@sranjan46809 @ashoswai Or maybe freedom of expression has not been throttled in that country yet.they learnt from their past.

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2 years

@theliverdr Awwwwww...that thing was my MD dissertation topic. It's JUST the kind of stuff to give to the mother in law 💖💖💖

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@Nugjokes @myronsjet True. Those buggers even make tea with the wife's (.)(.)milk if guests come home, to save money.

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2 years

@mohana_iyer @drshamamohd @ChouhanShivraj In the villages of Naya bharat,villagers wouldn't mind demanding such things. They are part of the electorate that brought this government to power, and they jolly well know WHAT they had voted for and that it would be wasn't about "vikaaaas". never was.

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@Ad_Tel_210168 We don't take middle grounds while treating cancer

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2 years

@kyabaathey When you land up in clinical medicine posting and figure out that the faculty is only trying to make the students miserable by imposing authority as they themselves are fundamentally insecure.

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2 years

My PGs are working hard 🥺🥺

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2 years

@theliverdr It is disgusting... somebody once wanted to book my flight ticket home.kicked him out of my chamber. As my med onco prof used to say...it STARTS with a pen.

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2 years

@JDK48957597 @coolestabhi14 @ajay43 @iamvanshs Halal certification is required in India because rightful Indian citizens INCLUDE Muslims. If there were sufficient Jewish citizens,kosher certificate would have been required as well,but being a very small community they handle their needs themselves.

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@BuffBanker @Lucas_Gage_ Any decent human being with a conscience would.

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8 months

@DrSanjay277 My batchmate had answered that the commonest cause of gynecomastia is PREGNANCY..... 🥺

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2 years

@Ajeet_Somrain @theliverdr Sweetie, you're not appropriately qualified to hold a valid opinion regarding this matter.

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6 months

@rajkumarihu Department of art and photography

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2 years

@khajuria_vipul @autopsy_surgeon Happened with my senior 21 years ago.he answered horribly in his physiology viva; the external examiner asked him his preferred text. "Guyton" he said. Ext.asked his opinion on Sembu...my senior cursed the author down to the depths of hell. Later he found out it was Sembu 😭

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2 years

@Thanos_pandith @GoutamR91351205 Believe me... majority of the GSBs that run Manipal think exactly like this.

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@jayantashandil1

10 months

@venkat_id @Indian__doctor There's no justification for the action. There's every empathy for the resident's frustration.

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3 years

@shadabhashmi1 @NcAsthana I had a friend who did not get MD paediatrics because of a difference of 0.25 marks.i can never forget his face when this happened in the counselling.

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@Devaansh0916 @doc_ajit @Joydas Har koi tere jaise rapist-murderer culture ki thodi na hai

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@HumHayRaj @theliverdr @nihardesai7 As for the money part,if he could pay five thousand rupees every week for this shit(speaking literally here) for the past three months,i see no reason why the government should waste my tax money to provide him free treatment under some vote bank scheme.

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@Polytikles @veerappavenkap1 @suchitrav @Vakeel_Sb @kaushikrj6 @Article14live @Samriddhi0809 @meerfaisal01 @Radhika_Khera @Pawankhera @cjwerleman @pbhushan1 This has been their modus operandi right from their inception

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@Cow__Momma Transnasal exploration of the pituitary gland 😍

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1 year

@theliverdr 14 years ago in my first year of residency I saw this man with progressive loss of appetite over three months. Social butterfly wife took him to psychiatrist.depression was diagnosed,started on sertraline. Guy turned yellow in a month. USG+biopsy:ca head of pancreas,liver mets.

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@good_keynes @MishiChoudhary

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@veerappavenkap1 Not surprised with the Jan 22. That's when they killed Graham Stuart Staines and his two young sons in 1999.

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1 year

@nihardesai7 Not ayurvedic; however,HOLISTIC treatment=place the patient on a chair, take him out in the sun and give him/her a glass of hot milk. Don't ask ME what to do if patient is lactose intolerant, it's summer,or MI happens after sunset. (Hegde uncle taught my seniors this 🤷).

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@DrAkshayKewlani It's very normal. I puked my guts out the night before leaving for my MBBS two decades back.

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2 years

@taybariso @tribalations What's the problem in male doctors examining a female patient in the presence of a chaperone?

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1 year

@SCK_840 @pvraomes @ShashiTharoor @RahulGandhi @smritiirani Official literature,eh?

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1 year

@swati_ambulkar @nihardesai7 Tujhe yaad nahi hai kya? We won't understand your trash....not trained in jadu-tona.

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@theliverdr Don't even ask 🤦 Recently had a stroke...got admitted in KMC Mangalore only. Such a bloody hypocrite.

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2 years

@AdiG1993 As a Bengali i can attest to the fact that a good 💩 makes or breaks the day ❤️

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@Doxotaxel @Neurochauhan More likely she will breath her last with the foetus in situ🥺 Neuroendocrine or adenocarcinoma?

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1 year

@ashokkmrsingh Delusional of grandeur. Schizophrenic.

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2 years

@nihardesai7 A ca cervix lady I had treated was divorced because of post radiation vaginal stenosis and foreshortening.the husband himself declared before me,"ab isse mazaa nahi aata". That same man himself was treated for Hodgkins 17 yrs ago and the wife had looked after him then.

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@shilpasunil_rao You don't need to shed crocodile tears after getting your arse kicked boss.your kind is well known. which batch of MD were you?

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11 months

@tishasaroyan Also ask them how madri died in Mahabharat and WHY

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2 years

@autopsy_surgeon Forensic University viva,2006 Jan: External: IMAGINE you have been sodomized.what will be MY findings in YOUR perineum that will tell me that YOU have been violated? 🥺🥺🥺 Stressed on the capitalised parts 😭

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@baldwhiner Me too 🥺 Had one when I wuz 6 years old. My mom gave it away to my cousin WITHOUT MY PERMISSION when that evil thing came to visit...he promptly broke it into pieces. It's been 30 years.... still brings me to tears 😭

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@drrajeshkumar26 @AnantBhan My medical oncology professor had a clear opinion on this: EVERY patient is a VIP and deserves the same attention

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@nihar_nayak2 @Rajatpsoge No superduperspecialization in right and left testisology after MCh Uro? I mean.... venous drainage is different on the two sides 🤔

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@iamthestormnow @nkk_123 The miraculous powers of the juvenile crocodile hunter rubbed off on her, probably 🥺

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@_amitbehere 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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@Enraged_Indian Shame.....

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1 year

@SamKhan999 Bohra=Vibhishan

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2 years

@Iamadocc @Suruu___ Yes.... this is the result of your nonsense.

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10 months

Twelve thousand Palestinians fought with the Allies in World War II, many dying in Benghazi fighting Nazis. Palestinian civilians consciously slaughtered by "god's chosen people" are probably expendables. Right,Sunak? Commemorate Armistice Day with blood upon your conscience.

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1 year

@dcardioversion @nihardesai7 From Nadi pariksha,i guess 🥺 Eg no Nadi=☠️

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2 years

@ss_santu @ambedkariteIND @JairajChetty What is the problem in meat shops being open during navratri?has anyone thrust it down your throat while you were unwilling? Should all liquor stores remain closed during ramzan?

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2 years

@ridhi_tweets Make sure the will is in your name

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9 months

@fa_luck7 You failed to clear the MBBS entrance exam.didn't make it to BDS either. That's why you are what you are. Your insecurity makes you add the prefix of Dr. You KNOW you failed to become one.

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@mukundbrahmin @NotyourVivek This too

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@theliverdr Nothing to say. I see so many cancer patients pushed to the verge of death by this jaribooti before they land up with us with a demand for FREE TREATMENT and a guarantee of curel.they were paying 5000 rupees per week to the quack though.

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@BalajiVSrg @iKajalpatel @ShreyaS36442090 @Curious_Pete_ @vish86117 @wgcdrnkanwar @Satyaapologetic @budbukbum1 @AayushDehradun1 @mahesh_pastor @Tulliranta @DandotiyaG46407 @Itamarati5 @BharatRetold @jose2ss @Vajra_bahu @DGogee @pani_sujit @Bharatmata991 @dutta_anilk @DanielBSingh1 @yogicuniverse @atheist12225699 @thePaaReal @Victoryvox @Telugu_Veera @VoraRaaj @SevakMasih @Tam_Chris20 @Eli_christian11 @bsp_pari @Dharma_4_U @SoWutLol @Indian66729092 @jugal_5 @sagaya1984 @shashikaka76 @indiannandi @upratn @BlackGod638452 @pikaso_me @Modified_Hindu9 @noconversion @BattaKashmiri @MumbaichaDon @Kajal_Jaihind2 @vyassunaina @MajorPoonia Earth...as described in the Valmiki Ramayan.

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@5highfives @sanjay1193 @Lap_surgeon Entrance clear nahi kar paya tha na?

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