Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ Profile Banner
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ Profile
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ

@jasonlouv

8,535
Followers
1,463
Following
621
Media
11,019
Statuses

Author. Shiba Inu dad. Seer of the Throne. Retweets do not imply endorsement.

Austin, TX
Joined December 2007
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
12 hours
New podcast: Jezmina Von Thiele and Paulina Stevens discuss Roma culture and fortune-telling, addressing stereotypes, discrimination, and offering advice for aspiring fortune-tellers, highlighting resilience and cultural significance..
Tweet media one
0
0
5
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
6 years
Absolutely incredible. Alzheimer's is likely caused by *gum disease* - when the same bacteria that breaks down gum tissue gets into the brain. Beyond earth-shaking
171
3K
6K
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
8 years
Do not debate fascists. Their goal is not to win, it's to shift the Overton Window of acceptable discourse.
30
693
1K
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
MIDNIGHT GOSPEL fans!! Check out this free Magick Meditation just for you!
15
36
262
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
“The real problem of humanity is the following: We have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions and godlike technology. And it is terrifically dangerous, and it is now approaching a point of crisis overall.” ― Edward O. Wilson
10
70
210
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 months
@page88 Is this satire
4
1
202
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
3 months
@CensoredMen Don't start a war and take hostages?
1
4
196
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
6 years
Alex Jones is talking about wizards on psychedelics using crystal balls as psychic foci to talk to evil entities on Joe Rogan right now way to give away the plot of John Dee and the Empire of Angels buddy, also Eddie Bravo is talking about Jack Parsons and Crowley wtf is going on
26
16
174
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
8 years
“To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.” - Thomas Paine, on social media
0
61
174
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 years
Deal With It
Tweet media one
15
36
168
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
8 months
Tweet media one
10
24
157
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
Duncan Trussell's nuclear enlightenment bomb MIDNIGHT GOSPEL drops TONIGHT at 12 AM! Netflix!!! There's a whole episode with me! I'm in the trailer! EEEEEEE
5
11
152
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
I would like to change the word “spirituality” with “humanity.” I want to be better at being a human, not better at being fucking Casper
6
26
136
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 months
@blakeflayton This guy is a strong contender for "worst guy" status
0
2
133
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
Hey just checking in to say, everything is gonna be fine. Really it is
12
5
118
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Damn Tulsi just ended Kamala Harris' whole career
4
1
111
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
At long last... @damienechols and I sit down to talk about Magick!
Tweet media one
4
17
115
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
"Just be yourself" is the worst life advice ever. If I followed that advice I would literally play PS4 and eat peanut butter out of the jar until the electricity got shut off
9
8
109
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
It my birthday
34
2
100
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
How dare you insult me. How dare you insult me on this, the most sacred day of the year. Amazon Prime Day.
Tweet media one
1
8
100
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
6 years
If you like #StrangeAngel , CBS' new show about Jack Parsons, you will LOVE @duncantrussell 's hilarious take on Jack Parsons from Comedy Central's Drunken History. Funniest thing I've ever seen (I helped a tad with research):
8
19
98
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 years
@realGeorgeHotz Thank you for your pointless drama. All employees can make an impact anywhere if they have the initiative
3
3
96
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
99% of the so-called occult world is saturated with "grue." Creepy aesthetics, arcane-for-their-own sake spooktastic grimoires, people furtively hinting they might know something they can't tell you, demonism, malice... it sucks and I hate it. Help the world or forever shut it
7
15
92
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Indian Buddhists, 500 BC: The universe is an incomprehensible black vastness of lies and torment and as the human mind is part of it, it is complicit in the scheme. American Buddhists, 2019: Here is how to have compassion for people who do not buy Fair Trade coffee
3
20
92
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 months
As I'm reorienting myself to a future where I can hopefully be as helpful as possible, I'd like to finally address a skeleton that has been lurking in my closet for like 17 years now. With hindsight, I was actually one of the very first people to be 'cancelled' (that word didn't
22
6
96
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
The government is corrupt And we're on so many drugs With the radio on and the curtains drawn
8
9
87
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
At long last! I'm on a brand new episode of the Duncan Trussell Family Hour! Duncan and I talk about the Third Mind, the Third Temple, the Fourth Industrial Revolution, and my plan for building a government-funded corps of NEET sorcerers
16
9
87
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
For the first time in my life, I feel zero need to keep up with the mass culture, outside of a cornerstone Marvel movie or two. Mass culture is no longer relevant, because it no longer holds people together for watercooler conversation. It's just more "content." Bad content.
6
9
92
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Sometimes I think Joe Rogan might be the only thing keeping America calm and sane-ish these days, similar to Jon Stewart during the Bush years
8
6
80
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
If Bill Gates injects me with fucking Windows 95 it better at least be able to run Warcraft III
5
14
87
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Damn. Gotta say - recent Rogan has been just phenomenal. Alex Jones, Jack Dorsey pt. 2 - this feels like what the Internet was made for
5
5
84
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
I've been involved in a total war with culture since the day I started ... I am at war with the status quo of society and I am at war with those in control and power. - Genesis Breyer P-Orridge
2
16
84
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
Broke: Hoarding toilet paper. Woke: Studying the foundational documents of America so it can be rebooted from source in 36-72 months
2
10
83
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 years
@realGeorgeHotz Interns who ragequit a company because they weren’t having fun are the definition of who you do not want as an employee
8
1
85
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
New rule, never throw out books. Hoard them. Everything from now on will either be rewritten by the self-appointed morality Stazi or written by AI. Only the untouched past can be trusted
2
13
84
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
The Buddhists and Hermeticists both came to believe that the universe is Mind. What they missed is that it is a stupid mind
15
9
83
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
For all its darkness and failure I feel indescribably lucky to have been a part of the chaos culture of the 90s-00s. We will not see that kind of savage and frightening freedom again
8
9
81
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
Hippies and New Agers do psychedelics. Occultists do role playing games. I said what I said
12
5
81
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
The podcast returns with... the legendary Genesis P-Orridge. On her illness, the state of the world, and the future of humanE evolution:
9
11
76
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
80s music still sounds futuristic because it was the last time anybody made mainstream music that was legitimately optimistic about the future and going into it
2
10
80
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
6 years
Elon Musk on Rogan is amazing. Reddish skin + dilated pupils = Elon looks microdosed as f***
3
5
75
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
6 years
This is a moment of great personal pride for me
Tweet media one
8
0
77
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 years
Magical people spend their whole lives being dismissed by the "rational" people around them. But they are right. Magick, spirituality, is not only real—it is the most important thing there is.
6
4
77
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
6 years
Scared white Americans using Bible verses and political games to justify mass child torture are literally the worst people on Earth right now
6
13
69
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
6 years
The human population has increased 48% by 1970, and the animal population decreased by 60%. That is one shit trade.
4
11
70
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Until you understand that the "news" is a distortion layer on top of actual information sources like market data and scientific studies, you'll never even begin to see clearly.
4
9
70
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
“A crisis is an opportunity riding a dangerous wind.” – Chinese Proverb
1
11
71
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Beware the spiritualbullshit-industrial complex
4
12
65
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
In an overflowing media landscape, the narratives you consume and propagate are largely all about class and status signaling, not truth of information.
2
12
65
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
We're all gonna make it fam
4
4
69
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
6 years
I just saw a city bus go by my apt with Jack Parsons on it and “Sex Magick” written on it (for the CBS show). This timeline is fucked
8
3
66
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
People love to point out that humans are the most dangerous animal like wow OK, but no, actually, mosquitos are the most dangerous animal. They kill more than 2x the number of people a year than humans do. Seriously, fuck mosquitos
9
5
67
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 years
In my life, I have consistently found that a reliable antidote for despair is learning and training in new skills
4
5
65
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
The use of psychedelics by the entrepreneurial class and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race
14
6
67
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
8 years
Happy birthday, Aleister Crowley!
1
24
63
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
10 months
Tweet media one
3
12
67
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
People think metal and 80s industrial is okkvlt but damn, 60s folk music went deep, like listen to one Pentangle track and you'll be in a robe gazing at the moon all night while calling the Green Man to reduce the population of rabbits around your crops or some shit
6
9
65
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Odessa shooter was a trucker who had been fired from his job hours before going on a spree. Oh hey: There are currently 3.5 million truck drivers employed in the US, and they are nearly ALL going to be out of work due to automated trucks – enough to form an army. Hey sleep tight!
7
6
64
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
6 years
The fact that people not only care that Elon smoked dope on Rogan's show but are actively trying to narc on him shows how doomed SOME members of the human race are. Don't narc on the guy building your lifeboats, troglodytes
4
9
60
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
@elonmusk That'd be me:
6
1
62
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
I really cannot for the life of me figure out exactly why Disco was hated outside of sheer homophobia. Disco was good bruh
13
4
62
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
How to better understand history: Every time the history books claim something terrible was abolished (slavery, mass warfare), read it as "abolished in *that* form – because a more efficient and less easily detectable form was developed."
3
12
62
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Due to ongoing and catastrophic lack of adult supervision in this country I have invoked Esoteric Order No. 23 and appointed myself acting Head of State effective immediately
11
4
59
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
@duncantrussell Mushrooms are a terrible gateway drug to realizing you have everything you need and then deciding to opt out of the debt economy by lowering your overhead. Just unbelievably destructive to our communities
2
8
60
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
7 years
Here's an awesome mandala depicting the insanity of American life...!
2
22
62
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 years
Having watched everything disintegrate in accelerated time since 2010, I feel the only public statements I should make are of eternal truths (ie Hermeticism, Taoism, the Enlightened Republic, and so on). They're the only ideas that survive past a week, let alone a lifetime
5
2
60
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
30 days
@RichardHanania Jesus you're obnoxious.
1
0
60
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
6 months
I'm interviewing @damienechols on the YouTube... make sure to like and subscribe!
Tweet media one
3
12
62
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 years
It took me seven years to do 67 episodes of my podcast; now that I've moved out of LA, I've bumped that to 146 in under 2 years. I'm really happy about this. Any thoughts on what you would like to hear/not hear going forward?
24
2
62
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
On this Memorial Day I remember all the brave soldiers' lives who have been wasted on completely pointless wars created by arms dealers, bankers and financial speculators, which is all of them
1
11
56
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
One thing I've struggled to teach myself over the last few years, with low success rate, is: Don't knock or judge the shit other people are into. It may be the life preserver they are clinging onto for dear life.
0
10
56
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 years
It has been 730 years since the eighth crusade. We are well overdue for a ninth. Against furries. God wills it
3
5
59
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Koalas are now functionally extinct, but hey, let's start a petition to get the new season of Game of Thrones remade because wahhhhhhh
7
11
56
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 years
Having just turned 41 today, I really am at the point in my life where I just do not care what people think of me. My political views are clear: I think the Masonic system on which the US is founded is a work of genius as written, and anyone undermining it is a bad actor.
14
3
55
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
So I begin again from first principles: What actually reduces suffering? And what can actually, reliably wake somebody up to the point where they are capable of reducing suffering for others? And how do we realistically do this in the context of imminent global collapse?
8
7
51
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Here is the way out of our cultural impasse, take it or leave it: To learn to live together, we must recognize and ultimately accept, with compassion and hopefully a bit of humor, the darkest aspects of each others' shadows. That includes both people and groups.
4
2
55
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Real spiritual practice means taking a neurotic and useless product of modernity and getting them to surrender to the unavoidable pain of existence to the point that they can see through their own bullshit and actually begin to see and effectively help other beings.
0
10
57
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
8 years
[3] I hope the entire culture of shaming and attack blogging dies along with Gawker. It destroys livelihoods and lives.
3
16
54
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
The most important music genre of 2020s is and will continue to be the "lofi beats to study/relax to" genre and all similar hours-long mixes designed as background music for computer work. That's where people are actually at, not CBGB's in 1977 or something
4
9
55
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
I cannot even begin to communicate the sheer hatred I feel watching Assange become a butt of jokes on SNL, Jimmy Fallon and the entire allegedly "journalistic" media, who chortle and snicker and congratulate each other over the squelching of our last bits of information freedom
3
4
54
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
Nothing could now be more important than real-world networking - the creation of positive voluntary associations of people willing and daring enough to cut through the social trance. Nothing!
2
12
53
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
9 years
Destroying people's careers on Twitter for offensive comments is the critical work of my generation.
2
28
50
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
Real spiritual practice means waking up on a planet that produced Auschwitz and Nanjing. It means forcefully ceasing all strategies for pain avoidance—in the middle of a hopeless situation. All stick. No carrot. Try doing THAT while staying as meek and neutered as a yoga teacher
5
9
55
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
If America was really committed to democracy, you would get an IRS form allowing you to allocate how your taxes would be used when you filed every year
4
6
55
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 years
The counterculture has for years been focused on tearing things down. Why? If you're so clever, build. Build people up, build your community up, build up your world
5
8
54
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
So many problems in our economy could be solved by people slowing down and building sustainable businesses by actually serving customers instead of coke-addict-hoovering funding to "10x" dumb moonshot ideas. Enough with your moonshots. Make chairs
6
2
50
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
5 years
The void is a boy's best friend
3
12
52
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
Today, give yourself permission to do something you've spent years telling yourself you're not ready to
4
8
53
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 months
A New Aeon is coming—it is already here, if you choose. Of radical liberation, of individual awakening. Of insurrection against the Slave Gods. It is as real as you Wish it to be.
4
9
54
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
2 years
Forgot how terrifying Dennis Hopper was in this movie...
Tweet media one
10
1
52
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
1 year
My boy here look like he about to dangle Batman and Robin over a chemical vat and then ask them to solve riddles
Tweet media one
10
5
52
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
4 years
Everybody be cool. You! Be cool
6
3
53
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
8 years
Dear God Cher just discovered Pepe... the astral battle between the evil spirit and the 65th-level-witch begins
2
15
45
@jasonlouv
Jason Louv ٱلْمَسِيحُ ٱلدَّجَّالُ
25 days
@dril Bruh
2
0
53