j/ason @jasleeack Twitter profile

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j/ason

6 months

Hey. It’s my birthday. I can’t believe I’m 43 today. It’s been a really rough year with my Dad passing and some bad shit’s been happening the last week or two but somehow I still am moving forward. Thank you all for everything!

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I died!

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a live look at Tumblr HQ:

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@CocoaDoe Then had the nerve to not pay people who work for her 😂

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@MrsKhandiCoated That character and movies were so much better because Bernie Mac played him.

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@NotSoThick She was on IG selling vibrating panties yesterday LMFAO

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This is my wife!

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. @craigmelvin honors Lekena Ackerman, an 8th grade social studies teacher in South Carolina who wears costumes to bring history to life.

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LMFAOOOOO

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“Brooks Koepka at Kiawah before Bryson Douchambeau Walks By” Edvard Munch; oil, tempura, pastel, and crayon on a Pizza Hut cardboard box, 2021.

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@shOoObz Then a couple of days later when they banned him, and he kept trying to come up with new accounts like a teenager would

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@callherdiana People grossly underestimate how much time and money are involved with having one. I am glad mine are older and self sufficient. It never stops. Lol

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@BombshellCole The universe is wild sometimes with how it can be synchronized like this

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@gillyorwhatever This is such a specific answer and I love it

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@THEEBlackleftie It’s the “cuz I’m about to” and then the look 😂

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@diabolicalpree LMFAOOOOO @ white associates

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@iMDRW someone said it was mike pence in a wig and I about fell out of my chair.

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I love this app.

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@Blackamazon Did you see that she’s on a trading card now 😆

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@daniiiphantom Lol $27? Who's flying the plane

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It’s my son Tucker’s 10th Birthday today!

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@SKEJayRogers Booty broth

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@lingerie_addict Learning how the interstate system destroyed and uprooted so many neighborhoods

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Lmfao Data clocking out here kills me

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@_ItsMarisWorld_ When I read it - I saw “emergency child care as needed / on demand”

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@californiabarby That story made me so mad for her Mom

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@KiaSpeaks This is like the White people on the speed boat hauling ass hit a wave and the bald dude like fell straight down lol

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@shOoObz @ohMYkennie Someone said the BBL gave her CTE and the spirit left my body

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@KaylarWill or if you were one of these poor whites who are on assistance would shame POC on SNAP or WIC and now all of the sudden their benefits are cut too.

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@diabolicalpree That escalated 😂

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3 years

15 years a couple of crazy kids got married and here we are with a couple of crazy kids ourselves.

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@KaylarWill There was a couple here who did something similar and fell off and died.

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@BeardsleyShawn I’m sticking to the rivers and lakes that I’m used to

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@AngryBlackLady Fifty Years a Forehead: a podcast

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@FlakkaRockets @LegionHoops @ramonashelburne His volcanic anger is literally the best part of the show.

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@itsthatbitchdev “I should have flown on Spirit.”

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@Blackamazon

Toronto Blue Jays fan hit in head with 110 mph foul ball gets own Topps trading card

A Toronto Blue Jays fan that took a 110 mph foul ball of the head is getting a consolation prize from the team and Topps.

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@Blackamazon I see you’re giving them something to talk about.

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@KaylarWill He tried it LMFAO

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A bushel of weave!

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@BtSquared2 I had to take a video conference call once through our PS3 and my wife was feeding our twins and suddenly handed me one and I was sitting on a box that collapsed all you could see was me sliding out of the frame. Lol

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@KaylarWill It took me becoming an adult and finding out why my Dad was mean and realizing I didn’t want to be that way.

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@PiaGlenn This always has made me howl

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@beautybybb_ Lol glad you’re okay but with some editing you can salvage that

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@Tendin2 LMFAO that’s the worst sound in the world because it sounds like a rocket of shit taking off

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@KaylarWill This is also true for people spamming with GoFundMe pages. I get spreading the word but when you see the same post it just feels scammy.

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@AngryBlackLady I think the Nutsack Tasers sounds like a band from the 90s

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@iseeyouugly My wife asked me about collectible coins and I realized I used to love finding rare coins.

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@Alex_Washington @NotGeauxGabby @theestallion Chris said that answer with confidence! lol he knew that shit!

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@vinn_ayy "just circling back..." 😂

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@BtSquared2 I would have been like AW SNAP

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@AngryBlackLady “We’re calling about your car’s extended warranty.”

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@KaylarWill That golden fat belly of his lol

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@KiaSpeaks My job hired a guy who wears shorts and cowboy spurs.

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@Blackamazon I don't know when in that docu it shows up but there's a part when he realized how much he fucked up wearing that Nazi outfit and I felt like he genuinely tried to learn from how stupid of a thing that was for him to do and he tried to implement the lessons into his life.

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@arnellarmon Arnell. I’m a huge fan. Can you spot me $1500 so I can get a lifetime supply of oatmeal. Ok. Thanks!

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@alissa_ashleyy Did it feel like this 😂

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@knthayer cry me a river of caucastic tears lol

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@edsbs Daniel Craig was the grand marshal - Joe Bang returned to the scene of the crime!

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@julee_vance That’s Florida for you

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@Blackamazon Another part of this whole situation that bothers me is that they never bothered to honor the team that won last year. They never followed through and met with them. SCarolina and Dawn Staley definitely earned that trip and it never happened.

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@britshaniece I've had to bring my son a couple of times on my housekeeping shifts - people need more empathy because it's rough enough as it is and it's hard to find care

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The real villain in Home Alone was that little shit Fuller. 😂

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@AFlyBlackCommie I was on that after my gall bladder surgery. I heard my son yodeling and I thought it was that kid from Walmart

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@AdamantxYves Lol it blew up like the Hindenburg

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@_dawnmontgomery I did that on Facebook congratulating someone on getting a job and it went exactly like this lol

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This was my most favorite moment on this godforsaken app.

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So this was the news that I had to keep secret for about a month. If you’re able to watch tomorrow between 8-9a, you’ll be in for a treat.

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@AngelaNissel "Angela will not be participating in the VBS play this evening, as she is with child."

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This kills me!

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@ThatBKGurl We went and saw that in the theatre and I yelled out Goddamn when he landed in that tub 😂

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Mrs. A and I celebrated our 18th anniversary Tuesday. We spent it out at Disneyland (which is truly her happy place). I am truly blessed to have her in my life.

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5 years

@DaleJr so basically what you're trying to say in not so many words is for NASCAR to go back to its roots....lol

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@AngryBlackLady I’d tell him a “spoonful of shutting the fuck up” makes the medicine go down

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@pholanthropist Or Toys R Us!

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4 years

The real MVP is the dude cleaning the podium like a zamboni cleans ice.

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@AdrianXpression Not psycho. Confidence.

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@KaylarWill Chase was having himself a breakfast buffet 😂

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@DrWendyRocks As a fellow parent of twins, I love this.

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@blurbette “Vote your Ossoff in January!”

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@AsiaChloeBrown If he dies he dies.

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@thisiskashmir I stayed home for 3 years with my now 10 year old to help him with virtual. You can tell who was involved and who wasn’t and was using it as a babysitter. He’s back face to face now and is exceeding his own expectations.

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#TBT