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Jane Dashley

6 months

Someone emailed me that her 11 year old daughter said that she “loves my art because she sees the stuff I like as important enough to paint”. A statement I might not ever emotionally recover from ❤️❤️❤️🥲🥲🥲

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

15 days

Remember that financial writer who started her article by saying “Anyone can fall for a scam!” then admitted she thought Amazon was giving her a secret mission from the FBI and had to put her life savings in a shoe box and give it to a stranger immediately or she’d go to prison

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

Ryan Murphy productions are always written like how I would make my Barbies talk to each other

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

6 months

If I had a child at Columbia and found out one of their professors was secretly collecting information and spying on them for the Israeli government and NYPD, I would be raising absolute hell

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@TheGrayzoneNews

6 months

The NYPD crackdown on Columbia U students was led by a member of the school’s faculty Rebecca Weiner is a Columbia prof who leads an NYPD intel division that maintains an office in Tel Aviv Weiner said student "rhetoric" necessitated the violent raid

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

I loooove 2000s rom coms…girls in platform cork wedges and skinny jeans taking L after L

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

1 month

It’s not really the nudity that makes this shocking, but her choice to sexualize police violence, as a white woman, at this moment in our culture. I’m no prude but it’s genuinely so jarring, I am surprised this isn’t getting more backlash

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

This righteous satanic panic about pedophilia in fashion *NOW* is offensive. You mean the industry that plucks teen girls out of 3rd world countries, saddles them w debt, and ships them unaccompanied to be alone w/ older male professionals to make sexualized images is bad?? Omg?

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 months

Some little fairy tale paintings from last week

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

Nobody can stop me from making weird paintings !!

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

4 years

That’s so true, women are always good, no matter what, with no moral complexity or capacity for tyranny or self servitude. Honestly love that about us

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

1 month

@hello__caitlin Anybody stupid enough to have a gun near a baby shouldn’t have one. Omg. I am nauseous looking at this.

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

It’s sad that people are burning $900 sneakers and overpriced sweaters instead of like, advocating for age restrictive labor regulations in the industry.

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

new little milk panther!

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

5 months

Why is Biden so willing to lose this election for Israel? Are we allowed to ask that?

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

15 days

@Bird_Up_ @zunguzungu Ommmg it was the CIA?? 😂 how does she get through life??

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

OBs in Texas are currently turning away patients who are exhibiting early signs of problematic pregnancy for fear of legal retribution…but yeah I’m sure there’s an “Abortion Manager” one floor up they can talk to!

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2 years

Wealthy white women will have zero trouble getting abortions and/or birth control. It’ll be the poor black and brown women living in red states who will be effected by this the most.

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

My baby’s sleeping, I’m on the floor by his crib painting little pictures of bears and listening to the new Fire-Toolz album, life is good

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

Painting fairies for the nursery ✨

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

Women derive spiritual power from having a chihuahua who looks like this ❤️❤️

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

Anyway someone on Instagram with a horny anime cat girl avatar is calling me a pedophile for following Balenciaga, a brand founded in 1919

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

@prettycritical While they’re at it, “this cheered me up” is a fine substitute for “the seratonin I needed today”

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

10 months

Some recent little paintings 🐈‍⬛🐇🪿👺

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

This is so shameful! The theme was celebrating American fashion, and we have such rich fashion history and many new talents who are undersung. Everyone is wearing European luxury brands! Have some integrity, and at least respect the theme.

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

8 months

The Bedroom Panther, 24x30 inches 🐆🐆🐆

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@JaneDashley

3 years

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

4 years

It’s difficult to describe the depth of Reformation’s weirdness. It’s like if a robot learned how to dress entirely from Netflix shows. Its like what your worst ex’s worst ex would wear. It gives very “I have two orgasms from intercourse a year”

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

Nobody has a more obvious God complex than dermatologists on TikTok

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

4 years

Honestly I thought Reformation made clothes specifically for corporate class white women to do microaggressions in? That’s kind of the whole vibe? For the woman addicted to looking like she’s got a baby shower to attend imminently?

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

4 years

@wojtekka @De11eDonne Not helpful and totally dismissive of her lived experience with this disease.

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@JaneDashley

2 years

The Watcher wants what Sylvanian Drama has

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@JaneDashley

3 years

I loooove Helen Gurley Brown’s Having It All because it’s so obviously written under the influence of pills

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

@negaversace Breaking up brand names into Gaelic and Latin words about ritual abuse >>>> taking a 5 second look at any major modeling agency’s website roster ❤️

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 months

Yes! There is a reason that post-Me Too, every male celebrity started doing editorials in skirts and dresses and they are started acting like Stanley Tucci. 😓

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2 months

is brad pitt wearing purple and flowers supposed to distract me from the fact that he beat on angelina jolie and strangled his children ?

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

James Marsden wearing 5 layers of floppy Banana Republic tees and button downs with low rise jeans baggy that look like they need a nap…amazing

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

Whenever a girl starts "posting trad" on here its like shouldn't you be darning your husbands socks and making dinner for your kids? Wait, you have no husband? No Kids? OMG..,not even a boyfriend? Omg thats so sad..should we start a GoFundMe to get you some highlights?

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@JaneDashley

2 years

Black fawn & snow cat 💛💚💙

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 months

I’m obsessed with trad hopefuls wistfully imagining their trad lives and the accompanying moral superiority they will feel. Meanwhile no ring, no babies in sight. Just living on a dream lmao

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@zoomertea

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I really think in 20 years time or maybe even 10, there will be a big divide between the women who choose to stay independent & live the boss babe life versus the women that choose to become a wife & mother, living a much slower paced life. The independent boss babes will be

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

There is something so sad and so hilarious the women trying to make the Adam Levine instagram DMs a “teachable moment” for other girls about not talking to married men. You guys cannot be serious, guys like Adam Levine probably send 250 horny DMs a day

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

“Clean girl” but make it a Hoarders episode

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@GRRLCROOSH

2 years

you will never convince me there is a logical reason to have this many products like what in the hell ????

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

They should make the theme of the next Met Gala “pick your own look/no stylists allowed” I would simply like to see it

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

4 years

I’m not a YesStyle model from 2015

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 months

I love how Blake Lively has enough star power to be like “I’m going to bring Pioneer Woman Walmart Collection energy to everything I do and no one can stop me!” And her costars have to accept like welp I guess Blake lively is my stylist now LOL

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2 months

This styling is so unhinged. This is why u hire professionals

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

Emrata changing diaper

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

Look at this little chihuahua my mom just fostered 😩 ❤️ Gumbo is about to embark on a MAJOR diet, wish her luck!!

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

8 months

dynasty panther, 24x30 inches acrylic on canvas 💎🐈‍⬛

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

7 months

What is this thing where people post the fragrantica note list without saying what the perfume is? You need to get a life, I'm so serious.

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@JaneDashley

4 years

I can’t with the twee millennial pink “stop being racist ❤️🥰” posts. Grow a spine

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

I think the Diet Prada people wake up and regret what they started every day. Everyone hates you, your business is impossible to monetize, and the vibes are constantly toxic

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@JaneDashley

1 month

@hiyelaronicacid Yeah I think if seeing police bump bodies against a police car doesn’t register at least *something* to your nervous system after the last decade, you are basically dead inside

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

Another new painting I finished this week, Black Fawn Karaoke, 36x48 inches 🦌

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

Are people okay In the head…not only does this look stupid but stairs are one of the biggest dirt and dust sucking areas of a house 🤢🤢🤢

⋆ ✧ a powerful woman. ✧ ⋆

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3 years

girls don’t want boys girls want a book staircase

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

4 years

If you could go back in time and sleep with any actor/actress who would it be? I can’t figure mine out!

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

6 years

I’ve replaced my urge to buy new stuff with the urge to cook beans. It works. I always have lots of beans soaking in water waiting to be cooked into something delicious. Always thinking about my beans

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

5 years

Check out this face my chihuahua makes

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

8 months

U know what’s crazy, she bought a handmade jewelry piece from an artist friend of mine, and then copied it EXACTLY for her HSN collection. When my friend called her to confront her, she hung up on her. So that’s an interesting quote

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@dieworkwear

8 months

“If you’re happy, have found love, are surrounded by good people, doing what you like, and giving back to others, that’s success. Selling your soul for a buck is not worth the real price you pay." —the inimitable Iris Apfel. Rest in peace.

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@JaneDashley

4 years

Obvs this era of Olsen

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4 years

What's an outfit you think about a lot?

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

Whenever something juicy happens, like John Mulaney knocking up Olivia or the Kidney Writer Ladies, half the people I follow complain how boring it is. I’m not arguing….but I am asking…if you have better gossip could you please share? I’m really bored!

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

6 months

I know everyone is talking about Bluey but have u heard about Oswald? It’s a show that was randomly on for one season in 2001 and it’s all these animals and gingerbread men and taking plants living in a city and putting their shoes on reaaaaally really slowly to soft jazz

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

9 months

The Tiger Tamer 🐅🎭

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@JaneDashley

4 months

Little paintings from last week 🐯🐈‍⬛🍒

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

5 years

I will never have a better hair day than this ever.

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

Going to invent an app for girls who’ve had precisely two martinis

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

4 years

Like if you saw a girl wearing this, you’d obviously be like “that’s an ambitious girl caught up in some punishing ideas about her own sexuality” i mean just wear a sign on your neck

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

Sorry I’ve been quiet on here lately. A Lisa Say Gah girly tried to sell me avant basic sex toys and I’ve been coping with that

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

Been painting some elves because Christmas 💘💘

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

6 months

It’s horrifying to see when for many women, being a mom isn’t a choice they get to make any more. More women are dropping out of the workforce to stay home with their babies, and they can’t even go get a coffee without some misogynistic bullshit? It really sucks

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@honeybunwife

6 months

something im noticing is this increased distaste for seeing babies & children in public spaces along with an increased demand for attachment parenting. so yeah it’s hard to take “kids should only ever be in child specific spaces!” as anything but a purposeful exclusion of mothers

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@JaneDashley

4 years

A perfect 2004 outfit

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

1 year

Saw this TikTok about how laughing in the evening produces melatonin which transfers into your breastmilk and i love this woman who’s like, “I’m Swedish. Laughing tutorial?”

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

I miss the days when you could find a blogspot run by some guy who had hundreds of posts with full album rips of Yugoslavian disco that you would never find on streaming services now. And with that Firefox extension that let you download a whole page at a time? That was freedom

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

4 years

This 1999 NatGeo cover, I'm dead

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

5 years

Please enjoy this photo my husband captured of Jimmy having a great day in the sun

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

25 days

Some still life type paintings I’ve done lately 💐

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

4 years

Before you ask a sick person if they've looked into holistic healing yet, have you considered putting your arm into a meat grinder for a few seconds? Like just real quick to see what will happen?

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

5 years

I am tired of female scumbag protagonists who have bad sex with men they just are just barely able to tolerate. How many shows can have this trope? It sucks. I want glamorous bad girls having good times.

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

5 years

Influencers explaining their fashion week spa treatments and complaining about how "stressful" fashion week is...people have real problems and not going to fashion week is literally an option. I support bimbos just not these ones

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

6 months

I met some adorable teenagers at our garage sale that traded me some of their art for records and vintage clothes, isn’t it so great?!??

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

2 years

Hello please tell me about any beautiful special children's books you love! Its so depressing going to Barnes & Noble and only finding books based off of Disney intellectual property or some other corporate entity they're trying to hook you on

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@JaneDashley

4 years

I too will be using “being a glamorous person” as an excuse for literally any dumb thing I do ever

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

1 year

This is so wrong it isn’t worth entertaining but it’s funny that the man in question is a major actor who made a documentary about his beloved psychiatrist who helped him brainwash his professional surfer girlfriend out of wearing bikinis. Are those not extenuating circumstances?

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It’s gross to post your ex’s private texts unless you have a really solid reason to do so—& this holds true even if your ex was a thin-skinned, manipulative weasel. That used to be a given, but it clearly isn’t anymore

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@JaneDashley

4 months

Studio mommy 🫖

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@JaneDashley

3 years

Respectfully I hate this outfit so much

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

When will we get a podcast about the bizarre death of the Zappos founder? Addicted to urinate retention and having hundreds of candles burning at once. Why don’t we hear more about that?

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

3 years

Ok so this fashion girl turned spiritual guru ( a FAV genre of women) posted on Instagram about catching herself on fire and getting a concussion while praying at her altar today. Which seemed concerning to me but Gwyneth Paltrow commented like “you’re my idol”

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@JaneDashley

2 years

Me and my little guy 😎

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@JaneDashley

4 years

Able bodied people will start going to therapy and then talk about it at every possible opportunity but when a sick person even mentions a chronic health issue they’re like “maybe you’d feel better if you didn’t focus on it so much” lol

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@JaneDashley

9 years

I found him @rihanna #ANTIdiaRy @IAmTheKeyHolder

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@JaneDashley

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Bus Stop Kitties, 16x20 inches on canvas 🚐🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

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@JaneDashley

9 months

Wanted to get back to painting girls this year 👯‍♀️

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@JaneDashley

5 years

I still look at Polly Pocket houses like god, I want this lifestyle...

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@JaneDashley

6 months

A recent large commission painting I made for a mom who wanted a painting capturing the spirit of her three children. 🥰

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@JaneDashley

4 years

I feel like Anna Wintour is holding up the evolution of fashion in the 21st century. But my main complaint is I just like my magazines to be exciting, funny and beautiful. I’m a simple woman!! The dust on Vogue the magazine is suffocating.

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

1 year

I’m not a fragile person, I’ve been getting hate mail since 2008 for supporting Palestine. Long before IG. But getting many DMs at once explaining to me why an entire population should be wiped out is profoundly demoralizing. I am sick to read them

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@JaneDashley

4 years

This is actually the dumbest thing I’ve ever read in my life

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@emrazz

4 years

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if every teenage boy had a cat, men would have a much better understanding of consent.

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@hello__caitlin I have a baby about that age. Whatever safety function she believes is protecting her and her child will be knocked loose with prying little toes and fingers, just a matter of when. Hope her family sees this and someone with sense intervenes!!

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@JaneDashley

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Soda pop angel 🍾🐈‍⬛👼 36x48 inch acrylic on canvas

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@JaneDashley

4 months

My 18 month old son is somehow convinced that his grandma lives in the shed in our backyard. Many times a day day he wistfully stares out the window at our tiny shed, calling “Nana, nana?” It’s so sad lmao

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Jane Dashley

@JaneDashley

4 years

Seek help!!!

Dana Schwartz - on hiatus

@DanaSchwartzzz

4 years

(some of you aren't ready to hear this but taylor swift is our generation's joni mitchell)

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@JaneDashley

5 years

Jk Rowling is a billionaire. She will be more than fine. 50% of trans people experience assault. 41% of trans people have attempted suicide. JK Rowling is using her power for the worst kind of evil.

Sean

@SeanTeaching

5 years

@sea_of_shoes Just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean you should wish harm on them or you make yourself as bad as the people you say are doing the same to trans people. You lose the moral high ground then.

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True story: an OBGYN confirmed my pregnancy at 4 weeks in their office and when I began experiencing ectopic symptoms at 7 weeks, I called, they put me on hold for an hour and after much back & forth, denied ever having seen me as a patient & told me to go to an emergency room 🙃

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