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@jaimepantss

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just a beige becky making garbage content for the masses. my old account got deleted :( woe is me.

Joined July 2022
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@jaimepantss
Jaime French
1 year
The good news is we’ll probably get an apology for the apology and maybe in that one she’ll play the recorder.
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1 year
It’s such a bummer to work so hard on a video and everyone just get mad at your the sponsored portion being “too long” on a free piece of content with no mid-roll ads 😭 why not just…you know…skip forward?
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1 year
Colleen’s apology video almost moved me to make a video about another YouTuber for the first time 😅
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1 year
My lawyer has been pushing me to seek damages from all of these companies who illegally copyright claim my videos and get to keep the ad revenue generated from my hard work. I keep saying no, but my most recent two videos getting immediately claimed might be the last straw 😅
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Jaime French
10 months
Would you guys be interested if I started making short (hilarious) films in addition to my normal commentary videos on YouTube?
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Jaime French
3 months
all you friends who came from my most recent video…I see you 😌 and that was very kind of you.
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11 months
You guys ever wish you could call your animals on your way home and just let them now you’ll be there soon?
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Jaime French
1 year
The FedEx guy that just delivered my package handed it to me and said “how are you?”. I said “doin good, how are you?” He goes “Bad! Have a good day”. I will be wondering why he was doing bad for the next 10 years.
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3 months
Do you guys remember the days of going to a restaurant and the host would smile at you and the server would be friendly
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1 year
exciting day 🥰 thank you
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11 months
Is it weird to ask someone to be your friend as an adult
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1 year
Every class I took as a hairstylist:
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1 year
A freaking Ukulele 🤣
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Jaime French
8 months
It’s always such a trip when the actors from the films I roast watch my content 🤣 I love people who can laugh at themselves.
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Jaime French
1 year
Some of y’all didn’t grow up watching puppets with stage 100 inflammatory rosacea and it shows.
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2 months
Jojo’s team had 30 days to reject or accept my dispute on their SECOND copyright claim on my video. They rejected it on the 30th day just to mess with me 😅
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@jaimepantss
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11 months
As usual I started working on a video three weeks ago that is now no longer relevant and will be up tomorrow 🤣
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3 months
Should I go on tour? 😬
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Jaime French
11 months
If you are a P.E. teacher at a school I hope you know you have the power to traumatize a kid for life so please don’t 😅
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Jaime French
11 months
I choked
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Jaime French
1 year
Maybe don’t throw things at singers when they’re performing on stage.
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@jaimepantss
Jaime French
1 year
same
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1 year
Woke up and looked at my phone, briefly forgetting about the “X” app and wondering where the hell Twitter went.
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11 months
I don’t really want Nick to grow a mustache but he wants to so I told him if he grows his I’m gonna grow mine.
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Jaime French
3 months
A few weeks ago I got my serotonin level checked and it was too low so my doctor suggested I take 5HTP before bed. Apart from some strange head rushes the first few days, it has absolutely changed my life. At least for now (scared it will wear off). Hope this helps someone.
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1 year
My child self would not believe that in 2023 there would be an article with this title
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Colleen Ballinger Defends Herself Against Child Grooming Accusations With a Ukulele Song
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7 months
YouTube ads are so much more jarring when you’re watching a true crime video. “the victim’s body was found in a - dO you SuFfEr FrOm MoDeRaTe to sEvErE uLcErAtIvE CoLiTiS?!”
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1 year
🤣 why
@HumansNoContext
NO CONTEXT HUMANS
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1 year
I really like creating videos about trending topics and then taking two weeks to edit the video so that by the time it’s uploaded it’s no longer trending
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@jaimepantss
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6 months
Thank you guys for 35k 🥹
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1 year
I think it might be time to put music out idk
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Jaime French
10 months
I think I’m gonna be on the Today Show tomorrow morning if you guys wanna tune in 😅
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Jaime French
2 years
Proud of my friend @RawBeautyKristi for always staying authentic and true to yourself and I think I speak for everyone when I say we would watch you watch paint dry
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6 months
why does people
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Jaime French
3 months
I’m so excited to follow the “influencer to mediocre musician” pipeline
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Jaime French
7 months
I absolutely never dreamed people would be “disappointed” in me for starting a channel overdubbed in Spanish but here we are 😅 I guess people should also be disappointed in every movie ever made for having versions overdubbed in other languages.
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1 year
Why are people saying M3GAN was a good movie?
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Jaime French
1 month
I just heard the first cut of my first song I’m releasing and it brought tears to my eyes wow engineers are so smart
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Jaime French
5 months
Omg the new Mean Girls is so bad why isn’t anyone talking about this
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Jaime French
3 months
Conan O’Brien’s Hot Ones interview is the funniest most unhinged thing I’ve seen in a very long time 😅 Nick and I are sitting here in tears
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Jaime French
3 months
I wanted some trees in my yard so I hit up a nursery and they quoted me $30,000….
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Jaime French
2 years
Broooo TikTok just paid me $22 dollars for over 20 million views y’all better watch out I’m a baller now
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Jaime French
9 months
Have any of you learned how to stop being a people-pleaser? Because it’s the worst thing ever and I CAN’T stop doing it.
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9 months
I’m at the Pink concert and my mission is to photobomb as many people as possible
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25 days
Nothing could have ever prepared me for how difficult it is to own a parrot. 5 years in and it has only gotten worse 😩 Do not get one.
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7 months
Just tried to take my husband to urgent care for a migraine and they told him they couldn’t help him 🤔 what then, pray tell, is an urgent care for?
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4 months
remind me not to go back there…
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Jaime French
2 years
Sheesh 😅 thank you friends
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1 year
When’s the last time you guys watched Liar Liar? We are sitting here in physical pain from laughing 😂
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2 months
I like to conclude emails with “let me know your thought” bc it’s hilarious and implies there is only one thought.
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Jaime French
1 year
Guess who gets to be a wedding singer today 🎤
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11 months
I got to attend the Streamy’s yesterday and needed to look nice so naturally I decided for the first time in my life to suddenly see if the hotel shampoo was any good. Spoiler alert it wasn’t.
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1 year
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I walked through the whole airport with a banana peel stuck to the bottom of my duster cardigan and no one in my family told me until a complete stranger that looked like Nick Cannon came and let me know
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don’t miss the end 👀
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Jaime French
1 year
My grandpa is being honored in DC today as part of the Greater St. Louis Honor Flight for veterans. When they arrived at the WW2 memorial, a 7th grade class greeted them with cheers an personalized signs. My aunt just sent me this and I’m not mentally stable:
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3 months
I promise I won’t spam you guys with this constantly but Nick finally started his channel and I’m so proud and so excited 🥹 music lovers check it out!
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Jaime French
7 months
Every time I watch The Lion King I just can’t get past the fact that Scar was British for some reason.
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Jaime French
1 year
Every year I forget how fun it is to be woken up in the dead of night every hour by fireworks.
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Jaime French
9 months
This is why it’s so annoying when a social media platform refuses to verify someone who should be verified. No @tiktok_us , I don’t want the checkmark to feel cool. I want my viewers to recognize fake accounts that are impersonating me and re-uploading content I worked hard on.
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2 years
The tater tots are coming for me and it’s exceeding my expectations 🤣
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1 year
Anyone else end up like this after traveling 45 minutes from your home getting exposed to new trees and pollens 🤧
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Jaime French
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Me trying to figure out why the video I’m posting this week took 22 days to create:
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3 months
I’m working late cuz I’m a singer
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Jaime French
1 year
Raise your hand if you were also up all night sick over the Submersible story 😭 the closure today doesn’t feel like closure. So many questions.
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Nick and I just showed up to a restaurant in NYC and literally everyone is dressed to the nines and we look like actual garbage I’m dying laughing 😅 didn’t know
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1 year
People who ate chicken patty on bun from the school cafeteria - how are you guys now?
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1 year
My sister just text me that she saw this in an Amazon review someone explain
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10 months
I’m sorry I laughed that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble
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Jaime French
1 year
My poor baby isn’t doing so good 😭 the other night she would NOT sleep, kept pacing and wanting to go outside every hour. Kept leaning on my side of the bed. Now she’s limping and won’t play. She can’t see the vet until Monday. Anyone have tips for doggie pain?
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Jaime French
9 months
Hey this guy’s selling his earrings if anyone needs some
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1 year
Imagine being an Instacart driver and you deliver to a house who’s instructions say “leave at my door” and instead you LOOK IN THEIR WINDOW and knock and then stand there for 13 minutes telling them about their grocery choices then leave and say “sorry to interrupt your game” 😳
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2 years
I just counted and I posted 48 videos in 2022 to YouTube 😅 which means only 4 weeks out of the year had no upload. I don’t know if I should feel proud or seek therapy
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“Main Character Energy” is cool and all but what about those of us with “Supporting Character Energy”
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1 year
The 600lb Life Producer probably:
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1 year
When that one cousin makes sure to tell me three times that she definitely doesn’t watch my videos:
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11 months
Adele’s concert in Vegas was the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen I kid you not I sobbed
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1 year
And people wonder why I cried when I got mine
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Parrots are among the smartest of all birds. They can communicate with a vocabulary of more than 500 human words and answer questions and classify objects spontaneously. Apollo is a valid example [📹 ApolloandFrens]
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1 year
I appreciate all your movie suggestions so much, just a heads up I can no longer review any movies distributed by Lionsgate or Disney because they copyright claim all of my movie reviews and reject the disputes even if they are from my lawyer. Its not the money part but
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Ever feel like everyone in your life conspired on the same day to not answer your texts and emails? 😅
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2 months
Just realized my husband and I are “Want to look at 4 million dollar homes in Barcelona on Zillow for no reason?” years old.
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1 year
If I could find the right editor, I could bring The Brew back 😭
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1 year
Do you have to be good at gaming to have success with Twitch streaming or can you suck
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11 months
How am I supposed to know which news agencies TikTok thinks are “prestigious”? 🤣😭
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10 months
Lol nevermind guys. Just watched the segment and they didn’t air a single second of my interview. So sorry if you wasted time watching :(
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2 years
Raise your hand if you click on the weirdest YouTube videos when you’re tired? Like why am I watching a ballerina talk about how she starts her day off with a corn dog rn
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1 year
When I review a movie on my YT channel, it kinda becomes a part of me. The research, re-watching, scripting, editing, etc makes them all permanently imprinted on my brain. Out of all the films I’ve reviewed, tell me why this is the one I think about the most:
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11 months
I tried so hard to not like Pitch Perfect when it came out but it’s just incredible 🤣 never gets old.
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1 year
I’m so nervous about this new series ☕️
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Nick just told me he feels bad for Arby’s because “no one’s ever there”. 🤣
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1 year
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been on a diet but dreamed you ate something not on your diet like ramen noodles and wake up stressed out but also hungry 🍜
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Had to re-upload completely bc copyright, I will lose abut 50k views but I think the vid is worth it! Check er’ out! 👉🏻 The Bizarre Rise of Instagram Musicians
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1 year
Has anyone ever been able to successfully remove a credit from their @IMDb page? I’m credited for a film I wasn’t in because there’s an adult film star who shares my name. They credited the wrong person and won’t approve my requests to take it down 😅
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11 months
Threads Gives me Secondhand Embarassment 👀
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24 days
The scariest thing about writing stand-up is not the thought of hearing crickets. It’s the paralyzing fear that another comedian has already told the same joke but there’s no way of knowing bc there’s too many comedians 😅
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7 months
Never thought I’d say this but I miss old Twitter 😅
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Jaime French
1 year
“Connect w/your long lost cousins on 23andMe!” they said. “It’ll be fun”…
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Jaime French
1 year
I still have nightmares regularly about waiting tables being stuck in the kitchen unable to get my tables the stuff they need. Haven’t been a server in 10+ years, what does it all mean 😅
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1 year
The @DoorDash customer service people saying they can’t help you and then ending the chat before you can respond is next level savage 🤣
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Jaime French
2 months
I don’t cough at all during the day and yet the instant I lay down next to Nick who is in a deep snoring slumber I have to cough and clear my throat 917 times before I fall asleep. Why.
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