It’s such a bummer to work so hard on a video and everyone just get mad at your the sponsored portion being “too long” on a free piece of content with no mid-roll ads 😭 why not just…you know…skip forward?
My lawyer has been pushing me to seek damages from all of these companies who illegally copyright claim my videos and get to keep the ad revenue generated from my hard work. I keep saying no, but my most recent two videos getting immediately claimed might be the last straw 😅
The FedEx guy that just delivered my package handed it to me and said “how are you?”. I said “doin good, how are you?” He goes “Bad! Have a good day”. I will be wondering why he was doing bad for the next 10 years.
Jojo’s team had 30 days to reject or accept my dispute on their SECOND copyright claim on my video. They rejected it on the 30th day just to mess with me 😅
A few weeks ago I got my serotonin level checked and it was too low so my doctor suggested I take 5HTP before bed. Apart from some strange head rushes the first few days, it has absolutely changed my life. At least for now (scared it will wear off). Hope this helps someone.
YouTube ads are so much more jarring when you’re watching a true crime video. “the victim’s body was found in a - dO you SuFfEr FrOm MoDeRaTe to sEvErE uLcErAtIvE CoLiTiS?!”
I really like creating videos about trending topics and then taking two weeks to edit the video so that by the time it’s uploaded it’s no longer trending
Proud of my friend
@RawBeautyKristi
for always staying authentic and true to yourself and I think I speak for everyone when I say we would watch you watch paint dry
I absolutely never dreamed people would be “disappointed” in me for starting a channel overdubbed in Spanish but here we are 😅 I guess people should also be disappointed in every movie ever made for having versions overdubbed in other languages.
I got to attend the Streamy’s yesterday and needed to look nice so naturally I decided for the first time in my life to suddenly see if the hotel shampoo was any good. Spoiler alert it wasn’t.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I walked through the whole airport with a banana peel stuck to the bottom of my duster cardigan and no one in my family told me until a complete stranger that looked like Nick Cannon came and let me know
My grandpa is being honored in DC today as part of the Greater St. Louis Honor Flight for veterans. When they arrived at the WW2 memorial, a 7th grade class greeted them with cheers an personalized signs. My aunt just sent me this and I’m not mentally stable:
This is why it’s so annoying when a social media platform refuses to verify someone who should be verified. No
@tiktok_us
, I don’t want the checkmark to feel cool. I want my viewers to recognize fake accounts that are impersonating me and re-uploading content I worked hard on.
Nick and I just showed up to a restaurant in NYC and literally everyone is dressed to the nines and we look like actual garbage I’m dying laughing 😅 didn’t know
My poor baby isn’t doing so good 😭 the other night she would NOT sleep, kept pacing and wanting to go outside every hour. Kept leaning on my side of the bed. Now she’s limping and won’t play. She can’t see the vet until Monday. Anyone have tips for doggie pain?
Imagine being an Instacart driver and you deliver to a house who’s instructions say “leave at my door” and instead you LOOK IN THEIR WINDOW and knock and then stand there for 13 minutes telling them about their grocery choices then leave and say “sorry to interrupt your game” 😳
I just counted and I posted 48 videos in 2022 to YouTube 😅 which means only 4 weeks out of the year had no upload. I don’t know if I should feel proud or seek therapy
Parrots are among the smartest of all birds.
They can communicate with a vocabulary of more than 500 human words and answer questions and classify objects spontaneously.
Apollo is a valid example
[📹 ApolloandFrens]
I appreciate all your movie suggestions so much, just a heads up I can no longer review any movies distributed by Lionsgate or Disney because they copyright claim all of my movie reviews and reject the disputes even if they are from my lawyer. Its not the money part but
Raise your hand if you click on the weirdest YouTube videos when you’re tired? Like why am I watching a ballerina talk about how she starts her day off with a corn dog rn
When I review a movie on my YT channel, it kinda becomes a part of me. The research, re-watching, scripting, editing, etc makes them all permanently imprinted on my brain. Out of all the films I’ve reviewed, tell me why this is the one I think about the most:
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been on a diet but dreamed you ate something not on your diet like ramen noodles and wake up stressed out but also hungry 🍜
Had to re-upload completely bc copyright, I will lose abut 50k views but I think the vid is worth it! Check er’ out! 👉🏻 The Bizarre Rise of Instagram Musicians
Has anyone ever been able to successfully remove a credit from their
@IMDb
page? I’m credited for a film I wasn’t in because there’s an adult film star who shares my name. They credited the wrong person and won’t approve my requests to take it down 😅
The scariest thing about writing stand-up is not the thought of hearing crickets. It’s the paralyzing fear that another comedian has already told the same joke but there’s no way of knowing bc there’s too many comedians 😅
I still have nightmares regularly about waiting tables being stuck in the kitchen unable to get my tables the stuff they need. Haven’t been a server in 10+ years, what does it all mean 😅
I don’t cough at all during the day and yet the instant I lay down next to Nick who is in a deep snoring slumber I have to cough and clear my throat 917 times before I fall asleep. Why.