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Jesse Doogan

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Bossy little bluebird. Former bookseller. Sometime children’s publishing person. Currently: Hamline MFAC ‘24.

Chicagoish

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Joined July 2009

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Jesse Doogan

1 year

The creator of Pat the Bunny, Dorothy Kunhardt, was an innovative artist and writer with a quirky personality. Though she was sometimes discouraged, she never let a “no” keep her from creating something new. DOROTHY’S IDEAS, lyrical picture book biography. #pbpitch #nf #l

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8 months

Okay this is the first time I have considered that the boots themselves did not have the fur

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8 months

Boots with the fur… #SuperBowlLVIII ready!

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8 months

Oh gosh what has happened? Obviously, yes, the song means boots with fur on them. Of all tweets to take off!!!

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6 years

I think people would enjoy this very good post from my favorite local farm.

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4 years

I do not like this

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7 years

Hey @darth , it's Trixie's 1st birthday. She was supposed to be small, but she accidentally outgrow the scale.

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1 year

@PonchoRebound This is Xi’an Famous Foods!

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7 years

I am at a kids ministry conference, and a woman showed up in a flannel-graph dress. She is a hero.

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7 years

@annasproul @Nicole_Cliffe But that is not even why it is called a baby tooth

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8 years

ACTUALLY, today is Louisa May Alcott, C.S. Lewis, AND Madeline L'Engle's birthday, so take your pick of great children's lit to celebrate.

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3 years

@HeatherTDay At my Bible college, we were allowed to take “message prep for women” but not homiletics. My (amazing, female) professor welcomed us to the first class and said “this is a homiletics course, I am just not allowed to call it that” and handed us our homiletics syllabus.

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6 years

@emilynussbaum “How many legs do you have? We have to count them!” And she usually has 6-8 it is a problem.

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

Ah yes, for me, life is both too much and not enough. I was bred in the mists of time to hunt wolves, but there are no more wolves to hunt. My days are merely eat, sleep, and walkies, on and on, here in my gilded cage. Can it be called ennui when I am so very large?

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

Just sipping my soothing, fancy tea, imagining all the microplastics I’m ingesting from the fancy teabag.

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Jesse Doogan

2 years

Me: You keep notifying me about a late book that I have already returned Library: You are right when you say you do not have A late book. The fact is, you have EIGHT late books and the one you are inquiring about is an inter-library loan. What you have just said is quite true.

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6 years

@emilynussbaum And then I usually tell the little one we are going to eat her for dinner. It isn’t my fault, she is very roly-poly.

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6 years

@emilynussbaum Here are the legs and the sausage in question

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4 years

@sdpowell1 I am Jessica Ashley and it’s not NOT because of Jessica McClintock and Laura Ashley.

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5 years

@Nicole_Cliffe This is my favorite in recent memory.

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

Ah yes, for me, life is both too much and not enough. I was bred in the mists of time to hunt wolves, but there are no more wolves to hunt. My days are merely eat, sleep, and walkies, on and on, here in my gilded cage. Can it be called ennui when I am so very large?

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6 years

I just know I will never have the hustle to turn GETTING HIT BY A BUS into content within nine days.

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5 years

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7 years

@hankgreen *whispers* Vine

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7 years

If the most exciting Super Bowl commercial at your house wasn't that one with the long shot of the big red crane, well, probably your dad doesn't sell cranes then.

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

I cannot tell you how disappointed I was to realize this didn’t say “goth birthday”

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Jesse Doogan

7 months

@lingerie_addict I just finished an MFA, and while I think anyone gets out what they put in, you could certainly tell a difference between those with some real-world experience and those who were straight from undergrad.

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

do I want this thing or have I just seen 7 Instagram ads for it

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7 years

@celtadri @hels WHAT IS MOUTH SKIN ON AN EAR

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

My favorite thing about Disney owning everything is their commitment to casting Hayley Atwell in every universe. LONG LIVE PEGGY CARTER.

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Jill S. Pumpkins

6 years

i love her

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7 years

@Nicole_Cliffe Write in: the books lined up on the bed to make it a professional office bed.

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6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe I met Madeline L’Engle’s granddaughter at an event and then she followed me on twitter and I almost deleted my account

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

@iSmashFizzle Also “Pop Goes My Heart” is a perfect fake song.

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Jesse Doogan

9 years

Pharmacist couldn’t understand my last name so I spelled it DOG OCTOPUS OCTOPUS GOPHER ANTELOPE but he stopped me before I got to NARWHAL :(

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

@priya_ebooks I truly believe that the reason people who don't like cats are so adamant about it is because of internalized misogyny, and the way we make cats feminine and dogs masculine.

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe I was making a toaster strudel at my first job. I put the frosting on the toaster to thaw. I turned around in time to see the toaster go up in flames. I slapstick-comedy-panic put the fire out in time for the 75-yo owner to walk in, dramatically sniff and say “sumthin burnin?”

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Jesse Doogan

8 years

Leslie Odom Jr. won and I yelled and I think I understand sports now

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

SO YOU WANT TO START WATCHING THE @bonappetit CINEMATIC UNIVERSE: a quarantine thread

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Jesse Doogan

8 years

Our hotel room is very nice, but you have to answer three questions and do a quest before you can use the toilet

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

@Nicole_Cliffe I messaged a friend this less than 24 hours before Grumpy Cat died.

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

You told us all to stop buying lattes and now you’re blaming us for not buying lattes and I’m very tired

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CNBC

5 years

There's a theory that stingy millennials are to blame for the sluggish economy

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Jesse Doogan

7 years

@Nicole_Cliffe There was a tweet a while back that was something like “RT if ginger ale was treated like medicine in your house lol” and I was like...but isn’t it???

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

@annehelen From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler has a similar “kids doing stuff for themselves” vibe.

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe My college roommate would stay on the phone with her long-distance boyfriend overnight. If she coughed, I’d wake up to hearing him ask, through the phone, if she was okay.

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Jesse Doogan

8 years

@Nicole_Cliffe

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Mrs Stephen Fry

11 years

Stephen and I went to our local curry house tonight. We had the C.S. Lewis set meal. It's like the regular meal, only naanier.

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Jesse Doogan

8 years

PEANUT BUTTER TURDUCKEN

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

@Nicole_Cliffe Most of my childhood baths included me attempting an impression of her and also taking tiny sips of bathwater because surely that was what bathtub gin meant.

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Jesse Doogan

7 years

@Nicole_Cliffe I just made from-scratch cinnamon rolls for the first time, and oh my gosh, she should hold that grudge for the rest of her life.

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

@Nicole_Cliffe I was reheating pizza this way and offered to make some for my sister and she said “no thanks” and REACHED OVER ME TO PUT HER PIZZA IN THE MICROWAVE. Some people just persist in ignorance.

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Jesse Doogan

7 years

@Nicole_Cliffe I thought it was about presidential wives for the entire 15-year span I would look at it at Blockbuster.

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Jesse Doogan

3 years

Someone wore this tshirt today and, thanks, I hate it.

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Jesse Doogan

3 years

So here is a bit of happy news: I am beginning the MFA in children’s book writing program at @HamlineMFAC in January. I’m excited and nervous and looking forward to something new and good.

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Jesse Doogan

3 years

TO BE CLEAR: if someone said to me, “Jesse, you have a great little idea here, can I offer you one million dollars,” I would take the money

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Jesse Doogan

8 months

@MiszGB Like I am wrong and I know I am wrong!!!

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Jesse Doogan

9 years

@mallelis cats can detect wanting. Maybe you should start talking about how you have enough cats no you couldn’t take one more all full up

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Jesse Doogan

8 years

Look, it's a baby albatross helping with research.

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Jesse Doogan

7 years

@Nicole_Cliffe This is a Jim Halpert move and this is why Jim Halpert is Actually Bad.

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Jesse Doogan

1 year

@drewdyck One of my favorite profs at Moody said that coffee was proof of a loving God, which is my favorite brand of theological reasoning (a guy I like said a thing I like, so it is correct)

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

Instagram just suggested I comment “🥂” on someone’s sobriety anniversary post, so perhaps we aren’t ready for computers to run the world quite yet.

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Jesse Doogan

4 years

Have we reached the point of the pandemic where I can just tweet “I need attention” and you all like it so I can get dopamine without having to come up with something pithy?

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe My cat has been in and out of shelters her whole life, but now she wanders the house wailing when her water fountain is in the dishwasher.

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

What if the Little Women movie is so big and makes so much money that everyone is scrambling to create an extended Louisa May Alcott universe and I finally get my Eight Cousins movie?

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

@emilyhughes ODDLY ENOUGH, the actual Precious Moments heir has his house up for sale, and it's the opposite of that one:

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Jesse Doogan

2 years

@offbeatorbit They fired all the editors who made sure things like Oscar noms were featured on Oscar nom day.

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Jesse Doogan

4 years

I found out I don’t have COVID, but not in a got-my-results-back way. My mom very kindly made the coffee this weekend. She is not a coffee drinker. For two days I wandered the house achy, low-energy, checking for temperature spikes, sniffing candles. My mom had made decaf.

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

I extremely hate taking bathroom selfies AND YET I want credit for my 90s-Amy-Grant-inspired birthday get up

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

@Nicole_Cliffe “Who’s who of woo-woo billionaires” deserves a Pulitzer

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Jesse Doogan

8 years

@Nicole_Cliffe Or guy who asked if I liked froyo. When I said no, he said “well I do” and we got froyo. He let me down easy in a voicemail.

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Jesse Doogan

2 years

@hplemke I almost applied to a job that would have required me to become a notary public and it really sweetened the deal for me. Love to have weird, specific powers.

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

Known royalist Alexander Hamilton finally achieves his dream of becoming a Disney Princess

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Jesse Doogan

9 years

Me and Maureen Green, we love Squirrel Girl. (cc @ryanqnorth @EricaFails )

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Jesse Doogan

10 years

I want this buddy comedy NOW. http://t.co/2merZvg0cc

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10 years

Amazing photo by Martin Le-May of a GREEN WOODPECKER and Weasel. http://t.co/MVEgYyw3VE via @Jayward7

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Jesse Doogan

7 years

*clears throat* This is a very good reason not to illegally download ebooks.

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Shelley Zhang

7 years

Friend is reading Harry Potter for the first time. He suddenly realizes he's read a fanfiction Order of the Phoenix instead of the real one.

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Jesse Doogan

3 years

I got to commission one of my favorite artists, Jeremy Miranda, to paint my stairway to nowhere in my little old apartment.

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Jesse Doogan

7 years

@Nicole_Cliffe My boss was also there, at a different table, and she felt so bad so she made the company reimburse me. Also, I hate watching ball games.

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

Me: writing is hard, I cannot do it, I will not do it Friend: so where should I eat in Disney World? Me: 1200-word email organized by park, hotel, and other

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Jesse Doogan

8 years

@Nicole_Cliffe I do not care for baseball and did not have $140 for the buffet I had just eaten. It was a bad reward.

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

@iSmashFizzle Sheets of Egyptian Cotton from Uptown Girls is real bad but it gets stuck in my head whenever I make my bed.

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Jesse Doogan

11 years

How they really went extinct RT @ReadADictionary : Ma'am. I'm so sorry. But your hedgehog has eaten your dinosaur. http://t.co/dZgd6gRo07

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

@GraceSpelman @Nicole_Cliffe When they were on Regis & Kathy Lee to perform that song live, he said “Pumba, not in front of Regis and Kathy Lee!” and I knew that this was Comedy.

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Jesse Doogan

8 years

Introvert Chicken: trying to get the other person to cancel your plans before you do

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe One of my first fancy meals was duck breast with cherries at the French restaurant at Epcot, served by a waiter who looked and flirted exactly like an IRL Gaston. 10/10

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

@Nicole_Cliffe I always pictured something like this

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Jesse Doogan

2 years

@hankgreen can't believe the LinkedIn content is coming to twitter already

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Jesse Doogan

3 years

I received an unmarked, white package with no useful return address. I opened it, startled to see a threatening message…and then it registered it was the @maureenjohnson @jaycooperart bookplate I had sent away for

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Jesse Doogan

4 years

When I was little I went through this stage where I refused to look at the camera because I wanted people to look at the photo 100 years later and wonder about the mysterious little girl and, listen, I nailed it

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Jesse Doogan

10 years

Happy birthday to CS Lewis, Louisa May Alcott, and Madeline L'Engle. My bookshelves are better and fuller because of those three.

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Jesse Doogan

9 years

Can’t find the essay I started in Notes, but did find a 2009 list of every @theweepies song containing the word SHOES http://t.co/UzSEzqAbIs

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Jesse Doogan

2 years

Gee, with all these streaming services moving everything around, it sure would be nice if we could get a little magazine that would tell me what’s available to watch where. Like a guide.

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Jesse Doogan

3 years

If you must wear this tshirt, maybe keep for your homeschool gatherings, and not while you are out in the village? Maybe limit the petty insults in Jesus’s name? I DUNNO!

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

✨SOME PERSONAL NEWS✨ I am now a bookseller. Come visit me at Prairie Path Books sometime. I will help you buy books.

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Jesse Doogan

9 years

I would like to read a YA novel about this sad Irish wolfhound and and his friend owl.

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Jesse Doogan

7 years

@Nicole_Cliffe Once I interned (for minimum wage) at a finance company, and my “reward” for something was two tickets to the fancy restaurant at Sox Park. I had no idea the tickets were just access and I would have to pay $140 for my friend and I. Pretty sure I cried at the waiter.

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Jesse Doogan

7 years

Tonight I played tiny bookmobile and delivered a bunch of books to all the Little Free Libraries in Wheaton.

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Jesse Doogan

8 years

@lkoturner I thought everyone had an Uncle Bill because I had one on both sides.

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Jesse Doogan

2 years

Wheaton, Illinois is furious

@FilmUpdates

Film Updates

2 years

Matthew Macfadyen to star in ‘HOLLAND, MICHIGAN’ alongside Nicole Kidman and Gael García Bernal. The Hitchcockian thriller will be directed by ‘FRESH’ filmmaker Mimi Cave. ()

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Jesse Doogan

3 years

What if instead of complaining about seeing Wordle scores you mute “🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩” like a responsible twitter user and let people have their fun

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Jesse Doogan

9 years

@mallelis @Nicole_Cliffe It's the third google result when you search "Chris Kimball"

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Jesse Doogan

6 years

Every news article should start this way. Imagine if you were in a bank, and you looked up, and there was a robber. That’s exactly what happened to sixteen patrons at First Bank last night.

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Jesse Doogan

2 years

Utterly ideal Wikipedia page. Aspirational.

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Jesse Doogan

9 years

I never correct the typo HWAT, I just pretend I'm Beowulf.

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Jesse Doogan

5 years

@nicolesjchung Wow, way to out-sophisticate my dogs who only watch the Disney Channel when we leave.

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Jesse Doogan

8 years

Don’t cover the book. Don’t even give it hate press. Boycotting a whole publisher does nothing good for anybody.

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