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delusional on a significant scale. opinions (there’s a lot of them) are my own.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined November 2021
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Jakey
11 months
My number one girl 💞🐾
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It’s giving…
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LOL ELLA STRAIGHT UP NOT CLAPPING FOR KAMALA’S BIT ABOUT BEING THE STRONGEST MOST LETHAL MILITARY IN THE WORLD 😭 REAL
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1 year
Lisa Rinna today after the #RHOBH trailer came out:
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Jakey
3 years
The Kim/Nene era of #RHOA was unmatched comedy and chaos 🍑
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3 years
I literally can’t breathe 😂 #RHOA
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2 years
Perhaps Gina’s worst episode in four seasons on the show. She was drunk and obnoxious (and not in a fun way) and her meltdown over Noella not remembering Tatiana’s name was one of the more stupid arguments we’ve seen on Housewives. #RHOC
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2 years
This has to be one of the funniest Real Housewives moments, perhaps ever. #RHOC 🍊
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1 year
Vicki spoke for the world in this moment #RHOC 🍊
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2 years
The homophobic undertones from Candiace here are beyond gross. #RHOP
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2 years
#RHOP Preview: Candiace exposes an alleged secret about Michael Darby 😳
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9 months
Absolute lol at #RHUGT pulling close to the same numbers as the #RHONY reboot despite no promo and most fans having watched it on Peacock already. OG girls still got it 🍎
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Bravo Ratings
9 months
#RHUGT 🏝 S04E01 - 0.424 million viewers (0.09 18-49 demo)
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2 years
Fiona Martin arrogantly mistaking one Asian-Australian for another Asian-Australian is truly one of the most cringe moments of the whole campaign. #ausvotes
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Jakey
2 years
Dorinda is never coming off pause. Her behaviour on #RHUGT demonstrates she hasn’t woken up to why she was fired from #RHONY .
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2 years
Jill ate, it’s true! #RHONY
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1 year
Let me get this straight - Emily and Tamra bring up ON camera something that Heather told them OFF camera about Shannon’s relationship, and somehow Heather is the bad guy? This is truly a set up! #RHOC 🍊
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Jakey
1 year
RIP Kyle and Mauricio 💔💔💔 #RHOBH
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Jakey
11 months
It’s kind of great to see the two worst cast members turn on each other at this reunion #RHONY 🍎
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1 year
@magdalenepop Don’t forget her getting held hostage while in labour by a serial killer and having to beg him to help deliver her baby
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Jakey
7 months
Another clanger from Karen Webb. No, we are not 'grateful' to the accused for his cooperation. No, this not a 'wonderful outcome' for the victims' families. NSW Police have a lot of work to do. Kicking up a stink about Mardi Gras should be at the bottom of that to-do list.
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10 News First Sydney
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#BREAKING : Human remains have been found by police at a property in Bungonia, near Goulburn, as police continue the search for the bodies of Jesse Baird and Luke Davies. A crime scene at a second property in Bungonia was established Tuesday afternoon, a day after police ended
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2 years
If you don’t understand the importance/purpose of this kind of housewife that’s really not my problem. #RHONY #RHOC #RHOBH #RHOA
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1 month
Ooft that rendition of the national anthem from The Chicks 🫠🫠🫠 #DNC
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2 years
Garcelle and Sutton today. #RHOBH
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2 years
Paige is low key hella annoying, not gonna lie #SurvivorAU
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Jakey
7 months
Erika and Kathy not buying Sutton’s little performance, those are my queens #RHOBH
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6 months
@savbrads Brothers & Sisters. Just look at the main character’s kitchen!
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7 months
All you need is an ethnic boy from western Sydney with a sociopathic streak and a dream, and ~there~ is your TV show. #SurvivorAU
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7 months
Awful lot of (mostly straight) people coming in hot over the decision to ban NSW Police from marching in Mardi Gras this weekend. As much as queer people appreciate cis hets lecturing us on what’s good for us, let's be clear on a few things. #NoPoliceAtPride
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Jakey
2 years
The football is cancelled. This is now a Delta Goodrem-Robbie Williams concert. #AFLGF
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Jakey
2 years
And let’s not forget, she has form as a homophobe. #RHOP
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2 years
“They were mentally ill” 💀💀💀 #RHONY
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21 days
I have to be honest, all the husbands on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives seem gay to me.
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1 year
@adamkanzen My jaw hit the floor when he said this. I need the details of this feud more than I need water and air to live.
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1 year
I miss them
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2 years
This is a close second. #RHOA 🍑
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Jakey
1 year
If last night’s EXPLOSIVE #PumpRules episode proved anything, it was that Scheana has and always will be THE main character. Stay mad, haters.
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Jakey
8 months
@aidanthereup Sai may actually kill herself
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Jakey
11 months
Us LGBTs just keep winning 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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3 years
What happened to hello? How are you? My name is? What happened to that?
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1 year
Absolutely howling at Meghan’s comment ⚰️ #RHOC
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2 years
Alexia officially in her FLOP era #RHOM 🦩
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3 months
@lyfeofguy Big Kathy jumped OUT
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7 months
Does Bec Judd care this much about the criminal justice system when she's getting her coke delivered?
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Bec Judd has launched a blistering attack on the Victorian government over the escalation of youth crime, declaring Premier Jacinta Allan "stays quiet" while locals live in fear.
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5 months
It’s bad for me
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7 months
“Haters gonna hate, there will always be haters, isn’t that what Taylor says?” - NSW Police Commissioner Karen Webb’s response to criticism of her performance on breakfast TV this morning. Is she serious? I give her until Friday.
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Jakey
2 years
The Biloela family did everything this government wants migrants to do - assimilated to the community, got jobs, paid taxes, lived regionally... Yet that wasn't enough for the likes of Morrison & Dutton. #QandA #ausvotes
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1 year
Mother clocked the fuck in tonight #RHOC 🍊
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Jakey
1 year
The biggest lie of Will & Grace was that Jack was the one getting all the guys and Will was home alone on a Saturday night without a date. I mean, c’mon now.
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3 months
What happened to hello? How are you? My name is?
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3 years
Me returning to Twitter after… *checks notes* … a week.
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Jakey
3 years
KENYA MOORE HAIR CARE
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Queens of Bravo
3 years
🥁 If you can hear this picture, you’re a true Bravo fan 🥁 #RHOA
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3 years
Byron Baes is absolute garbage and I need a second season immediately.
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2 years
It’s time for The Simon Show #SurvivorAU
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@alloveranthony She is trying wayyyy too hard
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@nthonyCarmen "just liked people" lmaooo
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Jakey
3 years
Chalmers is right - Frydenberg’s self congratulations isn’t warranted. No one should be singing from the rooftops about an inequitable wage subsidy scheme and a botched vaccine program. #Budget22 #abc730
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9 months
@suttonsroller Using someone’s name in a 1:1 conversation is a means of connection and to express sincerity. Dorit should stop trying with Garcelle, she cannot win with her.
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Jakey
2 years
God bless the older gay couple who sat next to me on my flight who were obsessed with me and bought me a wine 😇
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Jakey
2 years
We don’t talk enough about how funny the Ramona-Kyle duo was on #RHUGT
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Jakey
2 years
ARE WE HAVING A CORONA OR ARE WE HAVING A BABY? #RHOP 🌸
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~𝒮𝓉ℯ𝓅𝒽~
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First quote that comes to mind?
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3 years
Nicole Scherzinger went full FOSSE! here #AnnieLive
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9 months
Love her or hate her, that would have to be the best takedown we’ve ever seen on Housewives. Long live Heather Gay. #RHOSLC
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2 years
Rinna will have a redemption arc on a future #RHUGT and be back on #RHOBH in two to three seasons. Mark my words.
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1 year
@OnstageBlog Lea all class. She was entitled to flip her lid.
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11 months
I call this fishing for a compliment 💁🏻‍♂️
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7 months
It’s weird to me that one of Kyle and Mauricio’s first considerations post separation was whether they could date other people. How can you resolve how you feel about your future with your partner while dating other people? #RHOBH
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10 months
@codymonster91 I don't think they made any secret that the film was about their marriage.
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5 months
Anything for a gay single childless young professional renter? 🥹🥹🥹 #Budget24
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10 months
I’m cackling
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1 year
Much like Rinna’s infatuation with Denise’s sex life, I don’t understand why Tamra cares so much about Jenn’s relationship. #RHOC
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1 year
Me looking for something (anything) in tonight’s #Budget2023 for a childless single with a HECS debt and the need to eat out at least three nights a week.
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Jakey
2 years
@Kelli_Ricona Minimal conflict with the other ladies, storylines more lifestyle/business focused, calmer voice amongst the chaos (particularly in Dorit's later seasons).
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@the_petshopboy I think it’s more about who is and isn’t willing to laugh at themselves.
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3 years
After 26 years in parliament, including 6 as a cabinet minister and leader of the house and another 3 as opposition leader, if your analysis of Albanese is “untested and untried” then you haven’t been paying much attention 🤷🏻‍♂️ #4corners #auspol
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1 year
Gina low key ate Shannon right up #RHOC
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Jakey
2 months
And who is Whitney Port?
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Page Six
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Whitney Port saw ‘weird’ Jennifer Lopez ‘set up paparazzi shot’ in Hamptons: ‘Addicted to attention’
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2 years
JUSTICE FOR EDIE BRITT.
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7 months
Nothing is stopping police officers from having pride in both their sexuality AND their profession. They can still march on Saturday, just not in uniform. Much like the countless other LGBT+ people marching on Saturday who won't be representing their workplace. #NoPoliceAtPride
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7 months
@joshgnosis Everything totally normal over at the Oz
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20 days
Trump went straight to his podium whereas Harris crossed the stage to shake his hand and introduce herself. Quite the metaphor for the character of these two candidates. #Debate2024
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Jakey
2 years
No questions on climate change, but they had time to ask about sports coverage on free-to-air television? Channel 9 really outdid themselves on butchering this tonight. #LeadersDebate
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2 years
Gerry: I was not George’s pawn, we drove this ship together. The jury: #SurvivorAU
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3 years
@queensofbravo I personally think we overanalyse these seating charts. The end seat doesn’t mean you’re irrelevant or on the chopping block. Phaedra had the end seat for her first four seasons of RHOA.
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Matt Bomer ageing like a fine wine #Emmys
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2 years
In honour of our girls, we miss you all (even you Cindy Barshop) #RHONY 🍎
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4 months
@DPD_ They can ask, she doesn’t have to answer
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Jakey
2 years
Imagine thinking there’s 146 singers that are better than Barbra Streisand. Embarrassing, @RollingStone .
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1 year
@bravobeez In the words of Kandi Burruss, you just made that up
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8 months
Absolute has-been Holly Valance (who married a billionaire and hasn’t worked in a decade) implying that anyone who is a leftie isn’t trying to make money and/or doesn’t have a job is just a bit rich.
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2 years
I hope the NYT choose total chaos and re-review #FunnyGirl with Lea Michele, a la when Liza Minnelli took over Roxie in Chicago in the 70s.
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5 months
I wish Waleed Aly had kept deciding not to write this.
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Jakey
1 year
The first part of the #PumpRules reunion was HIGH COMEDY. The cackle I let out when Katie said to Schwartz "What were you doing? Doing brain surgery? Curing cancer? You were opening a bar, dude."
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1 year
I’d put good money on the fact we never see Jennifer Aydin again. Just ask Carole. #RHONJ
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‘RHONJ’ star Jennifer Aydin claims Andy Cohen is ‘rude’ to her ‘most’ of the time
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2 years
How we didn’t see any of them get shot or go down. The creative choices of Mike White are ENDLESS. #WhiteLotus
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Jakey
2 years
@dexagraham1 I know you thought you were doing something there, but honestly I’m more just flattered I still look young enough to be called a twink.
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@Deecee526 Alcoholism and a mild panic attack at the sight of Kathy coming to collect her
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7 months
You'd think the NSW Police Commissioner would know what a 'crime of passion' is - it's sudden and impulsive. It's alleged that Lamarre-Condon was stalking Baird for months, even breaking into his home one night and standing over his bed. This was a premeditated offence.
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We are extremely disappointed to hear NSW Police Commissioner describe the alleged murder of Jesse Baird & his partner Luke Davies as a ''crime of passion''. Domestic violence is never about passion, it is driven by obsession & power. We will be communicating this to NSW police.
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Nene is right, #RHOP doesn't have a Nene or a Bethenny or a LVP. But that's precisely why it has become the franchise's most consistent performer. It's a true ensemble cast and doesn't rely on a star performer to keep it afloat.
Robyn responds to Nene calling her “Starless” in Carlos King interview. #RHOP #RHOA
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Tonight we remember them #RHOS
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2 years
Jinkx Monsoon as Judy Garland was one of the all time great moments on Drag Race. She really is the GOAT. #AllStars7
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3 years
@TheRealestHous5 You did not do that to Meghan King!
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7 months
Many orgs are not included in the parade and have had their applications knocked back on a range of grounds. Not sure why NSW Police feel so entitled to have a float, especially considering the painful historical relationship between police and the gay community. #NoPoliceAtPride
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