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brad pitt at the end of se7en
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2 years
cant believe this got made??? wtf
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10 months
aww man they cut me out of the photo😞
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Ken Twix!
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Oh dear good god no
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jack shep
2 years
me at 19 was literally like i would kill myself but my improv troupe needs me
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4 months
how getting mcdonald’s during a sixth form free period felt
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jack shep
4 years
celebrities filming their “imagine” segment to send to gal gadot
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jack shep
6 months
hunger hurts, and i want him, so bad, oh it kills
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6 months
im fucking crying
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jack shep
1 month
this nasty little instagram story i drunkenly posted on a night out .. often bears repeating…
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jack shep
6 years
me at parties trying to join in on group gossip when I don't know anyone
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Chrish
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Me pretending to understand the Cardi and Nicki beef
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jack shep
7 months
the day that gays realise that the music made by their favourite pop girlies is often factory engineered, a pre-made beat emailed to tate after ariana said no, and that being gay does not make your taste inherently subversive or good will be like the day the berlin wall fell
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jack shep
2 years
LOVED these growing up
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jack shep
1 year
just the most middle of the road boring shit edm being packaged as a transformative spiritual normcore woodstock i just do not get it on any level what am i missing
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Gl⛺️stobation 💦
1 year
Fred Again, Glastonbury 2023 Under a warm glowing sunset, one of the most incredible enthusiastic atmospheres I’ve ever seen. Pure joy doesn’t even cover it. The happiest crowd you could ask for. Sure to be a Pyramid headliner one day 🔥 #Glastonbury #Glasto @fredagainagain1
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1 year
i knoooow london post-punk is scared
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jack shep
3 years
FINALLY FINISHED MY DISSERTATION!!! poured my heart and soul into this one 💖
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jack shep
1 year
musical theatre people are so funny fully thinking they are a minority group being oppressed by alison hammond get a grip y’all are annoying fr
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Alison Hammond
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Statement : 🖤
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jack shep
2 years
british people in euston station on the way to their reserved seat on a train that leaves in 20 minutes
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jack shep
2 years
shit is so funny and soooo depressing lmao
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jack shep
3 years
pov you came out semi-recently and your mum is perhaps a little TOO okay with you being gay
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jack shep
4 years
celebrities filming their “ #ITakeResponsibility ” segment to send to their agent
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jack shep
2 years
the weird goblin i become when i visit someone my age with a slightly nice apartment
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jack shep
3 years
victorian child that got shown hyperpop
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jack shep
4 years
@lollyadefope Hi there arabella! we are an independent depop thrift brand and we love what your selling (fast fashion is KILLING the planet - so so important). we’d love to have you on board as a brand ambassador - we’ll send you clothes and $6 million in un laundered cash. Do you take venmo?
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1 year
aphex twin was unreal on saturday, incredible visuals, so original, and so amazing how he’s apparently the pied piper for the biggest, most annoying crowd of after work east london millennials “my life was boring at exeter uni and i’m making up for it now” cunts of all time
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jack shep
2 years
where’s the support group for people who watched aftersun
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jack shep
2 years
never meet your heroes unless that hero is TV’s HARRY HILL
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jack shep
4 years
no one: an insufferable straight couple sharing a single chair at a party:
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jack shep
2 years
this list is fucking embarrrrrasssssssing harry styles asda advert ass music over BCNR get in the fucking bin what an utter joke mercury prize just lost any semblance of cred it has left
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jack shep
1 year
this movie boring as all hell ❗️
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jack shep
1 year
eat shit bitch
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
1 year
🚨 | NEW: Rishi Sunak is finding being Prime Minister "difficult" over the last few weeks and doesn't feel like he's being rewarded for anything [ @ShippersUnbound ]
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jack shep
3 years
i just know that at the downing street christmas party they sang fairytale of new york and all said faggot hard T
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2 years
LGBTQBCNR
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jack shep
1 year
whenever new mitski drops its fun because when it first comes out i give it a light listen like “ah yeah this sounds nice” and then couple weeks later i ACTUALLY listen properly and start dry heaving and choking on my own tears on the district line changed forever never the same
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jack shep
2 years
harry hill is more post-punk than any of you.
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jack shep
4 years
vanessa hudgens during the bubonic plague
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jack shep
2 years
what a treat and a delight it was to play spoons for BCNR on their latest run of US shows !
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jack shep
4 years
person at the party who loves drama being best friends with the upset girl for the night
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jack shep
2 years
black midi in czech republic tonight
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jack shep
2 years
Today was the day Black Midi finally became president
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jack shep
1 year
if i was at the matilda school i’d simply hotbox the chokey
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jack shep
1 year
now my life is sweet like cinnamon like a fucking dream i’m living in
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jack shep
1 year
they say the titanic submersible imploded in like 0.13 seconds meaning they wouldn’t have known a thing but i not only would have known what was going on i would have in that time been able to roll a cig
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jack shep
2 years
queerbaiting is actually when i put a bunch of weyes blood vinyls under a stick and big basket, child catcher style, so i can kidnap lesbians and put them to work crotcheting for my etsy store
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jack shep
11 months
my fucking mother has been waiting over 6 weeks for scan results for an agonising pain in her side because the NHS are so underfunded and understaffed. i hope you choke and fucking die u nasty fucking cunts
@SkyNews
Sky News
11 months
Transgender women will be banned from being treated in female hospital wards in England, under new proposals suggested by the health secretary
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jack shep
3 years
25% irish, 75% english, but
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jack shep
2 years
deeply privileged to have filmed additional footage for this beautiful project by beautiful friends (break from usual programming - not a bit!!!)
@BCNRband
BlackCountry,NewRoad
2 years
Watch ‘Live at Bush Hall’ on YouTube now
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me in hell after killing myself because fred again won the mercury prize
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me leaving prince charles cinema and getting noodles in chinatown
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jack shep
1 year
someone replied to this “this line broke me” girl you made of cheese? loose twigs and leaves???
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joanne
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how did one silly little gay film deliever one of the most heartbreaking lines in cinema history?
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jack shep
4 years
the fake blooper reel from the credits of a 2000s teen comedy
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jack shep
2 years
oh god don’t let that one band see this
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Pop Base
2 years
Heidi Klum dresses up as worm for Halloween.
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in my "plodding along" era
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jack shep
3 years
me at midnight
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black country, new road lyrics
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It's Black Country out there!
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jack shep
2 months
if “kamala is brat” ended brat summer for you then sorry you were never truly brat… you were never unencumbered, lit, throwing your ass back with wet hair… rather you’re shackled by ‘cringe’, perception, public opinion, monolithic culture … put your drink down and dance babe
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jack shep
2 years
“i had to delete tiktok i was just wasting so my time on-” baby LISTEN to me when i say i do not give a FUCK!!!
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jack shep
3 years
princess diana if she had lived and inevitably been a judge on RPDR UK
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jack shep
4 years
@dracodormiens16 @Neil_Druckmann no it just means you can dislike it but not act like this means you were robbed or scammed or the game is fundamentally flawed. you just didn’t enjoy it, which is fine. chill
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jack shep
4 months
if you’re a grown woman who loves taylor swift without any hint of irony or self awareness then i’m going to assume that if we were friends in the 1950s you would have reported me to the police for being secretly homosexual the day you found out
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jack shep
1 year
one day you're k-holing at corsica studios, the next your listening to bbc radio 6 while doing "admin" in a Gail's ... but irregardless both these days see your suffering percieved by people who went to UCL
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2 years
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jack shep
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Wishing I was on the road You tipped me off that Glasgow could be the place to go
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2 years
i dont care what they say being a member of black country new road makes u queer
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taylor swift going to turn the light off before bed
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jack shep
2 years
debuting a new facial expression, calling it ooogy sloogah. what do we think?
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jack shep
1 year
me in court for the not liking fred again trials of 2025
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jack shep
5 years
This is how English BA students look at you in the library when you rustle a crisp packet
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jack shep
2 years
i think matty healy is the type of guy who if you took an ugly picture of him he'd be like ha ha delete it omg! but then would really quickly snap and violently grab the phone off you - does this speak to something? do you know what im getting at here?
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jack shep
2 years
being an influencer but in like a cool, prog rock sort of way
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jack shep
2 years
you’re telling me this mf isn’t a northerner in a london-based alt indie band?
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jack shep
5 years
Closeted furries watch the #CatsTrailer
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jack shep
2 years
the new taylor album … have fun on the tour swifties but you’ll be having some mid nights for sure
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jack shep
2 years
HOW did they get away with this!?
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8 months
this is the bodytype i have to get to sell my sitcom about being gay and unemployed in my 20s in south east london
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CINEMA 505
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Jeremy Allen White.
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jack shep
4 years
private school kids
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jack shep
6 months
y’all i was there. vibes were fire. picture isn’t fake trust me
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jack shep
2 years
phoebe bridgers at brixton academy was really great tonight , hope the 34 anaemic bisexual teenagers that fainted in the heat are okay now though
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jack shep
1 year
i feel like the same people on the “it’s just fucking vibes mate it’s just a bit of fun!” are the same people that thought pc music was god awful squeaking balloon noises but then again none of those producers look like the personification of a hackney wick smoking area
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jack shep
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tom waits and iggy pop are big fans of lil mama’s seminal hit “lip gloss”
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1 year
“they’re an industry plant they got a magazine cover and radio play without struggling against the net it’s fucked up” one day all of this will be ash and jagged tarmac, and you will hold your own lungs in a bag for life, waiting years to see the sun poke back through the clouds
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jack shep
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“imagine explaining this to someone a week ago😂” how about imagine being held. imagine being cherished
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me looking for kate middleton at the 97-year-old willy wonka immersive chocolate experience in glasgow where oompa oompas promote P░U░S░S░Y░I░N░B░I░O to an underage audience in the old-fashioned way but they start playing julie ragbeer ft. normani
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my impression of what someone looks like listening to a funny podcast on the tube
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jack shep
4 years
my audition to be in a richard curtis film
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jack shep
2 years
neeeed someone to use this on my lower back
@HowThingsWork_
H0W_THlNGS_W0RK
2 years
The M134 Mini Gun with tracers looks like something straight from a sci-fi movie while demolishing this Jeep. It can fire upto 6000 rounds a minute.
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one from the archives - a real snapchat from the night before my first GCSE exam
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jack shep
4 years
my audition to play the lovable maid in a period film who is a bit too big for her boots
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jack shep
2 years
thought i missed film studies but just saw an art house film and for real couldn’t see the subtitles because someones FUCKING BERET WAS IN THE WAY. guy with beret was SLURPING PROSCIUTTO and VAPING
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@sykobludd
sandra 𖤐༺
7 months
quote rt with THAT picture of you and your fav!!
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jack shep
4 months
so fucked and wrong and definitely shouldn’t exist and is really evil idea but also i’m really craving an app where you guess if someone’s gay based off their passport photo
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jack shep
1 year
huge day for lib dems
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
1 year
The third ‘PADDINGTON’ movie, titled ‘PADDINGTON IN PERU,’ begins filming on July 24, 2023. ()
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jack shep
2 years
i see london is already preparing for its phoebe bridgers dates
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jack shep
2 years
getting mad at your boyfriend for saying your fake hypothetical ska album (called teeteepoopoo) would get a 7.6 in pitchfork
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jack shep
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@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
10 months
If were in charge of choosing the next pair of detectives for TRUE DETECTIVE S4: who would you like to see?
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jack shep
11 months
no one was doing post-hardcore indie rock in the 1990s in washington DC like they were… reeeeal head shit
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jack shep
3 years
(in the style of Wet Leg) is your NFT minted? would you like us to assign someone to mint your NFT?
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