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Saltine. Canucks. F1, WEC, & IndyCar. he/him/it/its. existing on unceded territory. known cryptid.

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@j51Roper

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1 year

I've been feeling extremely powerless in the face of what seems to be the textbook definition of ethnic cleansing / genocide unfolding before us, so I wrote an overly wordy letter to those elected to represent me. Its not a perfect letter or action, but I, WE, can't be silent.

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@extinctdaemon This is my favourite new variation on the “when Hugh Hefner died it broke the magic ritual protecting all the Hollywood rapists” joke

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@tara_chara Would “finishes maturing” be a more accurate way to describe it or is it all just junk science?

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@esjesjesj @airbagged At the rally having the time of my life with 999,999 friends. They’re all just out of frame, laughing too

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@HotSpotHotSpot Now do Alec Guinness and Harrison Ford

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@BrandyLJensen It’s always the dude in couples I’ve seen so I had assume toxic masculinity tbh

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Draft day seems like a good day to remember the Chicago Blackhawks got a more lenient punishment for covering up a sexual abuse scandal for a decade than the Coyotes got for interviewing a draft prospect they shouldn’t have.

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@itsyabo1ddmf @Osinttechnical Fellas is it a direct personal safety risk to repost publicly available information

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@viagrafall Really at the end of the day parents are just dumbass kids that grew up haha usually they mean best but that doesn’t mean they always know how to do best if you know what I’m saying

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@trickthesun @SheRatesDogs It’s a coach phone uh we all share it

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@RightWingCope Matt Walsh very desperately does not want to children to learn about consent for uhh reasons

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@nearlycarla @redgarwallace @csd @AOC @HouseGOP @GOP We know they’re totally fine because children have only died there through NEGLECT not EXECUTIONS

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@pookleblinky There is a War on Christmas joke in here somewhere

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@TimPoolClips Tim Pool and making shit up, name a more iconic duo

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@UnpaidComintern @Chinchillazllla Oh my god this can’t be a real tweet, can it? CAN IT!?

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@AidanSmith2020 @borntolose77

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@Esqueer_ It doesn’t even fuckin make sense why would it dress up as a sheep to sneak into a group of chickens??!?

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WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

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WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

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@SheRatesDogs For some reason I read this as sarcastic and am very pleasantly surprised he’s literally quaking lol

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@cal_gif Yup that’s gunna burn to pee later

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@infamous_dinero @Sideshow_buie And don’t even get me started about the ay in Jay

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#Canucks

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Thatcher Demko is now doing this

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Your NHL superstar just got a triple bogey at his overpriced country club, my NHL superstar just won a free game of putt putt for acing the loop-the-loop on hole 18, we are not the same. #Canucks

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@lackingsaint Shapiro coming close too lol (unlike his wife)

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Hearing reports that Elias Pettersson is retiring from the NHL to become a lighthouse keeper in northeastern Sweden

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#Canucks #Oilers

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@CraftyViews @badgalqq @Jongotthejuic3 Dude you’re talking about kids. Kids are dumb as hell. Some of them never stop being dumb as hell. Case in point: all these tweets you just posted

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‘Silovs in Latvian is correctly pronounced almost exactly as “she loves” in English, so Latvian fans simply sang “Silovs you, yeah, yeah yeah.”’ #Canucks

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Canucks fans, Latvian fans have a suggestion for how to cheer for Arturs Silovs in Game 1 at the Rog. About how we love underdogs and taking a cue from the Beatles:

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@Iuckydoll Normalize not taking photos of other peoples messages u weirdo

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@nathanalberson @bookkeepPLUS So you don’t eat shellfish or wear clothes made of two different materials? Or do you only go by the Bible verses that let you hit children?

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@danselord @cytosine_37

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@kendraaaleighh “They don’t do any harm if you use them correctly” -Man describing tool designed exclusively to kill things

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@The_Law_Boy Wow Steeve O’Donnel is a real stand up guy

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@avatarrant He ordered AirPods but they got the element wrong (groups of whales being water pods)

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@_carterhart Brent out here like

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@LexiAlex @fatimasal82 What’s the Arabic word for “grifter” 🫠

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@PAturnpikefan @guillotineshout The left = Musk The middle = custody of X Æ A-12

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@PhilJamesson Tired: plan improved by random complication. Wired: plan’s success secretly revolves around random complication entirely, to the point the plan would fail without it.

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@YesYoureRacist @scrowder *VIOLENTLY carrying an illegally-obtained AR-15 across state lines and violating curfew so you can shoot protesters!

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Polygons, famously, have never existed in natural systems

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it’s totally normal for there to be a perfect hexagon at saturn’s pole and you definitely don’t need to worry about it

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@RobotPolisher Bro they figured out the planet was a sphere thousands of years ago with some fuckin sticks and walking lmfao

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3 years

Austin Matthews looks like he won the Christmas bonus for selling the most satellite radio subscriptions at the pre-owned Hyundai dealership I will not elaborate

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@JUNlPER @halomancer1 My favourite of his recent work

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@sportslesbian Okay but also

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@cavan_tom @MikeDrucker @frankieboyle 70% of carbon emissions come from 100 companies but yeah the kids better do something!!!

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If ur going boil something alive to eat it has every right to try and get ur ass sorry I don’t make the rules

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@fartcheeto Sorry

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#Canucks

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Voted: Most likely to beat the shit out of the guy who broke your heart

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#Canucks

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It's hard to avoid noticing that Rick Tocchet's proposed #Canucks motto, "Embrace the hard," sounds a little bit like innuendo. So, here are 13 alternative slogans that the Canucks could try instead.

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Bro they can’t start a single fucking game in Nashville at 7 or 730 on a Friday? Such bullshit, god forbid people on the west coast who actually have to work til 5 or 530 can watch their team in the playoffs

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Shout out to reddit user fish-rides-bike for providing empirical evidence that Garland is not in fact an elf, but is actually the literal embodiment of Johnny Canuck, and I say we embrace that fact wholeheartedly (he'd prolly like the nickname more lol) #Canucks

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@Santos4Congress @icum4mao @BolsonaroSP Hey just wondering did you have two moms or?

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@JohnMoralesNBC6 @MichaelEMann @AngieNBC6 @SteveMacNBC6 @nbc6 It’s almost like anthropogenic climate change is having a dramatic and irrevocable impact on our planet 😐

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Kuzmenko putting in work! Dunno if he’s allowed to have the puck attached on a string like that 🤔 (From his Instagram story) #Canucks #SKA1946

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WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle

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@jbfan911 “Don’t lie” I am dying lmfao

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@boredhousewifei @AbbyMartin Ur really shinning thru Lmfao

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@cons_owned @Sethrogen @tedcruz

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@worrski_ @extinctdaemon Taps head meme

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@Srirachachau This was actually a big brain play on his part to kill the meme

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@dylanindacut @sairaspooks @stillgray Paying 8 dollars to get ratio’d

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@TravelThruLight @wavy11x @mddlechld I agree with the depression part, but in my experience those 15 hour depression comas are the opposite of “the best sleep of my life” haha

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@stingrearea @_startender A little nipple pinch to remember him by

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@mandyekeroth

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@Stonekettle Are you sure it’s not a character study for the 2020 Zodiac reboot?

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@SheRatesDogs Sounds like time to spin up a new alt: SheRatesPigs

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@RespectElves “Pointing kids toward therapeutic resources is the same as trying to sleep with them, actually” Truly you could have been a boxer with the length of your reach

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@zooeraina @brriiduarte @olivia_burrris This argument isn’t a good one when you consider it takes less hours of training to become a cop than it does to become a hairdresser

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@MarcScottEmery Stick to weed and trying to groom teenager girls Marc, your areas of expertise

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Bro if Edmonton does the first SCF reverse sweep in NHL history after being so mismanaged they sucked up enough generational talent it broke the draft system and ruined it for the rest of the NHL, the hockey gods are dead and we are in hockey hell

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MOTTE WIFE SUMMER #Canucks

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#Canucks ’ Tyler Motte just announced his engagement to Adriana Hassan on Instagram 💍

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@donnydonny @notquitereal Truly a man of the people! .... Corporations are people

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This is an unpopular opinion round these parts but Myers has been great

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Hey Tim why don't you ref games anymore? Remind me!

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@eddielack You are drunk. They’re doing a great job. Quit blaming the refs. Good teams don’t blame the refs!

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Imagine not believing in these guys #Canucks

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@jeremythunder Tired: Pregnant Goku Wired: Angelic to the Core Goku

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@eddyburback "This is all we had left!!" lol Don't worry bud you've still got your puritanical sexual repression and deeply embedded misogyny!

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What is the all-time greatest NHL logo?

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Anyone bitching about “What does Beagle even do on the ice?!?” Must shut their eyes for two minutes every time we take a penalty. 🤡🤡🤡 #Canucks

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I thought Ken Sim wanted public summer spaces to be more fun 🙃 Shotgunning beers on stage? Yes! Watching the sunset on the beach? NO!

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Fuck the Battle of Alberta I’m here for the Battle of the Bathsalts

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Average @rangedtouch enjoyer

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“Keep politics* out of sport!!” *exceptions for Christian nationalism apply

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what THE FUCK are we doing here

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@AltheCleric @tinabruh @Nandiie_ Congrats you win dumb tweet of the day 🤡

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@elkengrey @Whyte_Raven @SlaylerJ Not to mention being a witch is a choice you make, not a heritage you’re born into

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@Pig5HeaIthcare @KatKanada_TM @CommunityNotes

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@canucks_53 @yumcoconutmilk Bruh you’re going to talk semantics on a platform with a firm character limit?

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@loot_hootie @All_About_Cards @bullrike @GardenChair3 @Oxfam Actually there’s tons of analysis on what bigots like JK say. Turns out none of those opinions are based on the decades of peer reviewed evidence, which shows human biology is more complicated than y’all think, & that trans women do not endanger cis women by sharing space w them

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@JeffGrubb White man bad is when one single white dude saves literally everyone repeatedly

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@Esqueer_ Rich dudes be like “time to make this midlife crisis everyone else’s problem 😎”

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@gokunaruto3000 @burgerdrome Randy Pitchford only has 38 followers?!

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@KrangTNelson @SchizoFoxMulder If they don’t like the “advantage” more testosterone gives they’re going to hate “having way more funding and sponsorship that allows for constant professional training”

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@TeamYouTube @gaywonk Thank you for reaffirming my decision to use Adblock

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#Canucks fans who remember Colin Campbell using his authority to get more favourable treatment for his son & the 2011 Bruins in the #SCF , watching all 16 teams in the 2023 first round whine about officiating

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@Astronomanov @afrocosmist Damn Ive never seen “I’m going to die alone” autocorrect like that before!

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@NotReallyaDr @veerbatims @YAAS_America It’s actually “rosebud” followed by “!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!”

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