Mr.2Slippery @j1lvsh Twitter profile

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Is my cooking 🅿️?

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

@a1david8 Nigga what 😭😭😭

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@j1lvsh

1 year

My sex drive is catastrophic. Once a week & I’m good. All that once a day/ every other day is farrrrrr too much🫤

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Just saw the most beautiful inspector at the station barriers & she was preein me, then my child ticket went trilililililili 💔💔

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

@a1david8 Attention seeking at such an early age 😂

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

18 days

Grew up on 4YE, now they gotta TV show. I will be there October 11th😂

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18 days

Let’s get moving Oct 11th!!! 📦📦 The new Crave Original Series #TheOfficeMovers premieres October 11 on Crave.

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

More life to me 💙🎂APG🙏🏾

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

11 months

Absolute wonder goal

Janty

@CFC_Janty

11 months

WHAT A FREE KICK FROM STERLING 🤯

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Someone talking to you sexually by force when you have no interest in them is so upsetting uno. It’s been 2 days & I’m still fuming

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Ngl I lacked on recessland

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

7 months

Quick steak dinner last night 🤞🏾

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Digga cheffed someone in Dubai? They’re gonna make him clean the windows on the Burj Khalifa using a toothbrush 🤣

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

@RusSwole World Cup or UCL final easily

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Couldn’t tell me to look at any other demographic of women.

the black Charlotte York

@darrcellklynn

1 year

Y’all friend group cute??? Mine is 🤭❤️

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Love me a slim ting with a perky one. Don’t bring me nothing else

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Gunna Ft 21 Savage - Thought that I was playin :

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

Tapinda tapinda!🇿🇼 #zim42

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Outchea shagging like rabbits

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@j1lvsh

1 year

@rickaeya 1pm checkout should be more mandatory

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

That tweet where it says we’ll all look white passing with green eyes in 50 years is a prophecy not just a tweet 😐

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

@vlptuouz Intercourse ain’t the only way to keep your partner sexually engaged & satisfied. But I hear it 😌

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@j1lvsh

1 year

@MikezAFC_ 18.75 for a dozen bro I nearly threw up

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Made Gnocchi for the first time 🤭

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@j1lvsh

1 year

My mum just asked me to buy her Dominoes & I told her that there’s rice at home.

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@j1lvsh

1 year

Unnecessary rudeness is weird to me

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 months

Man said

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Twitter full of lonely pricks projecting the lack of love they receive onto others. Everyone involved are big weirdos

THE REAL DON ❌ DADA

@DxD_Don

3 years

You guys know I’m not a soft guy, but just keep the negative comments to yourselves please Im stressed enough with uni 👍🏿

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

7 months

@98Toks Boring girls are too needy tho sha 😭

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 months

@d0lliana He’s been embarrassed for too long

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

I miss the friendships and the memories I made in uni. Now that it’s all over I don’t see myself getting the same level of social interaction ever again & it’s a depressing thought ibr

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Niggas are making ADHD a personality trait dfkm. Send us to war already

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

Kante vs Real Madrid | Quarter-Final Second Leg 2022

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

Being the first born is being a parent the moment those little monsters are born after you 😭

chris evans

@notcapnamerica

2 years

Handled that without breaking a sweat 😮

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Lack of affection actually getting to me uno🙂

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Mid question from a mid babe😔

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Best amapiano DJ on this earth no debate

Hlovo

@hlovo_

1 year

Oh my God 🧎🏾‍♂️

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

New account dump✌🏾

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 months

Because they are gay.

CDT

@CDT416_

3 months

What’s with road nggas and their obsession with making people do homoerotic things as a punishment😭?

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@j1lvsh

3 years

Black men are the issue no doubt

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@j1lvsh

3 years

Oxtail takes timeee but worth the wait😮‍💨🤌🏾

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Rather man chat to my child be dealt with like this than an old yt teacher shouting at them

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

I appreciate everything that God’s blessed me with

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

“Said she wanna take me awayyyyeyyyyayyyi”

Folabi 👑🌊

@the4labi

2 years

If my babe do this kind thing I go block am everywhere even in real life.

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 months

🥷 in Paris: Day 1 🇫🇷

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 months

@NinjaLukeI @3m326666 I know what you are

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

Miserable prick. I ain’t been held like this in months 😭

✮Baah✮

@Diabaahlical

2 years

Not even Batman could make me agree to posting this.

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

7 months

Nigga said 😭😭😭😭😭

Mr. Zoe ♌️ 🇭🇹

@cliff_ohio

7 months

@tinaqueen_15 Lmaooo maybe YOU wouldn’t look in my direction but save the “out of your league” talk. I know what my dick been in. You can’t humble me

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Don’t work for me. Next thing I’m saying “might as well remove these uno” 😔

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

The way I can’t wait to go Toronto and ask where the fruits are with the thickest accent possible

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Trim done. Otw to the welcome party of my first born. Mad nervous, can’t wait to see my lil boy 🥺

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

- Twitter user: “4RAOfficial_” literally 10 minutes ago

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@4RAofficial_

3 years

the way the mandem be expressing how much they think a girl is pretty is getting outta hand. every sweet one they talk about is ‘ill eat her bum bro’

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Baby I’m a big man I promise. I’ll be back tomorrow with an adult ticket princess 🥺

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

@capeverdeanvibe I’m sorry but what😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 months

Real as shit. Some of you have war crimes on your crb

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@j1lvsh

3 years

I too would like a family like this in the future

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

11 months

To the niggas in her comments

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Probably goes to an all white school up in Kent. Pray she finds her own identity & people soon!

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

4 months

Being pro black to the point you start realising we don’t help ourselves in the slightest & slowly start resenting those that aren’t making positive changes. There’s so many of them imbeciles that you grasp quickly that there’s genuinely no hope 😔

Bahama Don 🇧🇸

@N8TheCre8tive

4 months

The pipeline strikes again.

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

“Another one”. - Khaled Mohammed Khaled.

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

12 days

lol I really am going to be single for the rest of my life 😂😂😂😂😂

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

I want a girlfriend. An actual relationship. I’m tired of doing linkie me linkie

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@j1lvsh

1 month

This nigga JUST like me😭

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@j1lvsh

2 years

Why does this Brent Faiyaz guy refuse to go on tour

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 months

There’s always a specific aesthetic to the hateful homophobic ones

leosecretsss

@leosecretsss

2 months

these pictures is exactly why i hate lightskin niggas he think he bad bitch i can’t deallll😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

Expecting hood etiquette from civs is delusion at its finest

🧚‍♀️

@kyliek124

2 years

Wait not3s is a snitch because Kaylum stabbed him? How are ppl tryna apply street rules to not3s who has never claimed that life

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

I’ve seen bare girls say he’s too harsh. Your son will be a pussyole in his year and get bullied more if he always needs to be sugar coated

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

9 months

This will not only fuck up the weather really really really badly but do you know how many dormant parasites and unimaginable bacteria dwell within that frozen casket 🥴

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Would’ve looked like this too if it weren’t for my knee injury 💔

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

19 plate babylonians got niggas moving like this?

PD

@PD6zz

2 years

the way Gemma holds herself is honestly so attractive

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@j1lvsh

1 year

He’s got a tiktok and his friends are all Irish Nigerian. His accent comes from them. Idk why everyone acts so baffled that a non black can sound like a person from a African or Caribbean diaspora 😕

If I speak Podcast

@IfIspeakpodcas

1 year

There’s no bad B’s in Ireland 😭😭😭

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@j1lvsh

2 months

Grace coming back to send Joey home

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@j1lvsh

3 years

Someone said Nigerians shouldn’t have pets cause they’ll treat em like humans. I now understand 🤣🤣🤣

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@j1lvsh

8 months

A Mexican from Manchester saying this is hilarious 😭😭

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@j1lvsh

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@Farda_Alphonso

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@j1lvsh

2 years

A man said how’s your family. I bet my house he’s gonna pattern her Omds #LoveIsland

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@j1lvsh

1 year

Whatever black women say about how they are treated is 10000% with zero exaggeration at all. The comments and qts are wilddddd on this

FAST.

@F4STFATI

1 year

He probably just wanted a woman that didn’t have to worry about their wig falling out on swimming pool dates, sorry!

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

Looking like Durk & his first BM😭😭

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

They act like little crackheads when you hit ‘em with this

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Get you a nigga that pays attention >>>

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

Same women giving it up for a steak & couple cocktails. Picking and choosing when to have a moral high ground is imbecilic in this circumstance

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@HotepQueen

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I don’t respect any man who pays for sex

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@j1lvsh

3 years

Bro dropping your phone on your face is so humbling

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

How does Jason get away with this behaviour 😂

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Made Sticky Honey Teriyaki Salmon bites last night🫶🏿

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@j1lvsh

3 years

Cunt behaviour

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

7 months

She don’t know UK men hate a proud jbagg. Look at the disgust on his face 😭

Domain

@domainsdomain

7 months

Bro realized he’s not finding love in this Kai Cenat Edate😭

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Live from Camberwell, France 🇫🇷

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Better than nudes

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@j1lvsh

3 years

Can’t use a recently deceased child as a meme. No decorum at all

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

19 days

Brother has taste. I don’t blame him

chris evans

@notcapnamerica

19 days

The rest of the part that got cut off

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@j1lvsh

2 years

I wanna proper like someone uno

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

2 years

“How’s the family” 😭😭

Jay

@JayAndreas___

2 years

“How’s the family” ahhhhh he has already started

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

American baddie with short hair who flew 11pms to see man during the talking stage? Even me, I’d be a florist for her.

Mr Spontaneous With The Vibes🇳🇬

@real_amos

3 years

Is that a UK nigga with flowers

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

3 years

Please have a solid friendship group. Girls with no friends are INSUFFERABLE😮‍💨

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@j1lvsh

1 year

Currently🇫🇷

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

1 year

Please tell me you’re gonna announce a show/tour once this tape drops. So far this deserves one!

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@HeadieOne

1 year

Park chinois out Thursday 8pm ‼️

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@j1lvsh

1 year

😂

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Mr.2Slippery

@j1lvsh

4 months

Guy was deffo 30+ & had a family he was tryna hide. Not falling for that neeky shit 😂

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