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@Pestalance

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New York Giants fanatic who yells into a microphone on YouTube and Twitch! Officially a “CFM Nerd!”

Washington, DC
Joined June 2010
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
2 years
The President of the United States sent me a letter today!!! 🤯
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@JennaLaineESPN “We treated Giovani Bernard poorly because we forgot that he is human for a moment. I have no awareness of that because I feel like doing my job is more important than treating people with respect and having empathy during their worse moments” There fixed it for you. ✌🏾
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@Pestalance
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Can we talk about this throw from DJ? Is that allowed? 🤔
@Giants
New York Giants
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SLAYTON 🔥
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@Pestalance
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Aye yo…I’m not gonna lie to y’all right now…this shit sucks! 😫 Fuck Cancer!
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@Pestalance
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4 years
Hey @EAMaddenNFL , got any plans to #FixMaddenFranchise ??? Asking for a friend...we are all that friend!!!!
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
1 year
@TheQuartering But hasn’t DC Draino posted false information though? Like…is Twitter lying? 🧐
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@Pestalance
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3 years
@SchweeDubz You shorted that editor $90!
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@Pestalance
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5 years
Holy shit! Just met @LicensePlateGuy !
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@Pestalance
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Fuck the Eagles. That is all.
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@Pestalance
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@AlexWilsonESM Salad tossed???
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@Pestalance
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@cypressnbond @doplarn @FreddieGibbs Dis nigga said “by mistake!”
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
1 year
Training camp!!! #NYGiants
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@Pestalance
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3 years
And all done. To the recovery room!!!
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@Pestalance
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Health is a journey. We are on the journey.
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@Pestalance
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@TalkinGiants Dexter is gonna make John so good! Can’t wait!
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@Pestalance
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Me showing up to Giants Twitter everyday:
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@Pestalance
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Brian Daboll and his staff took a SUPER AVERAGE roster to an 9 win season with a trip to the divisional round of the playoffs. Y’all really think this team isn’t gonna be better this year? Go touch some grass! Some of y’all are not serious people!
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@Pestalance
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2 years
🐐 shit!!!!
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@Pestalance
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RIP Mom! I love you more than words could ever say!
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@Pestalance
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I’m kicking the shit out of this cancer…but this shit got hands! 😵‍💫
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
3 years
Alright people. Let's get this trending! @EAMaddenNFL #PTAFORMADDENLIVE #Madden22
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@Pestalance
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3 years
Let me make Christmas Morning amazing for you! Must be following me to be eligible (18 or older to win). Tell me how this gift would make your life a bit easier. Please retweet so everyone has a chance! I'll announce the winner on the X-Mas Party Live show later this month!
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@Pestalance
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@JustinPenik My goodness…the Giants are doing pre-snap things?
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@Pestalance
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The good times just keep on coming!
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@Pestalance
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I hope that John Mara gets hit in the chest with a medium drink today!
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@Pestalance
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2 years
It begins!
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@Pestalance
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@BeccaMVP 🏈🕹
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@Pestalance
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It continues!
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@Pestalance
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Why is this big face ass dude talking about the shitty Giants instead of enjoying a win and talking shit to Cowboys fans. It’s some weirdos on this app.
@KinG_Easy
Rells🇳🇬
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BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA @Eagles are 8-1 bahahahahaa @Giants will be in the lottery 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 sins of management should have paid Barkley!!!! SILLY RABBIT 🐇
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@Pestalance
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This is 41!
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I present to you, the future of Tackle play in the NFL!
@PFF
PFF
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Andrew Thomas on Wild Card Weekend: 🍎 Highest pass-blocking grade so far 🍎 44 pass-blocking snaps 🍎 0 pressures allowed
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@Pestalance
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@DaEntertainah85 Uniforms Stadium Logo and the nachos are pretty bad too!!!
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
3 years
Do not pick up Daniel Jones’ 5th year option. That’s it…that’s the tweet!
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
4 years
This right here is just more proof that @andycomplains is a BAMF!!!!
@RobSandersonPxP
Rob Sanderson
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@andycomplains playing in the middle of a circle pit in Scranton six years ago today....reminds me of feeling surrounded by the chaos that is 2020, but really I just miss shows
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@Pestalance
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I just figured out my problem with Daniel Jones. And it’s so simple that I’m mad at myself for taking this long to figure it out. Daniel Jones hesitates. And when he doesn’t hesitate he looks amazing. But Dabs is fixing this and DJ is gonna be fine.
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
4 years
Did someone just become semi-professional????
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@Pestalance
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Thank you
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To all my men out there: If you are dealing with mental health issues, you aren’t alone. I know that sometimes it feels like it. I know it’s not talked about enough. BUT YOU ARE NOT ALONE! Having mental health issues doesn’t make you weak. It doesn’t make you useless…
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@Pestalance
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Gobble gobble bitches!!!
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@Pestalance
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3 years
We made it to 2022!!!!
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@Pestalance
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Dis mofo…😐
@Giants
New York Giants
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Darius Slayton is back for 2023 🙌
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@Pestalance
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The treatment officially begins! Time to go kick some ass!!! 💪🏾 LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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@BestGrandpaDan Danny, unfortunately the only thing that I’m getting for these tweets is that you are ok with white people wearing blackface.
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
3 years
We have secured the bag!! GGs only!!!!!!
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@Pestalance
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Ok…being completely honest I don’t 100% hate this list. 🤔
@FTFonFS1
First Things First
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"Daniel Jones is a Top 10 quarterback in the NFL." 👀 @GregJennings ' Top 10 NFL QBs: 1. Patrick Mahomes 2. Joe Burrow 3. Jalen Hurts 4. Josh Allen 5. Justin Herbert 6. Aaron Rodgers 7. Lamar Jackson 8. Trevor Lawrence 9. Daniel Jones 10. Dak Prescott
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@Pestalance
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I’d just like to take the time to wish a happy birthday to one of the greatest people on this bird app… ME!!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!!!
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@Pestalance
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Take a fucking lap Joe!!! #TogetherBlue
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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Well, I have a full time job. Twitch and YouTube is a hobby. I make plenty of money irl. Nice try though. 👍🏾
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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I’m in this video. And I’m not ashamed of it. I liked Coach “Who the Fuck is That” in the beginning. You know who else I liked in the beginning? My ex-wife… Fuck that bitch! She’s an ex for a reason. 🤷🏾‍♂️
@Morice424
MOMO #DontVoteforMomo
2 years
Ran laps for this man!!!
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
3 years
Today is officially my first day as a civilian! Kinda crazy!!! #retired #retirement
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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But it hurts really bad and it’s gonna take a while to get used to. But I will be ok eventually as I always have been. Thank you mom for raising me right! I promise that I will carry your legacy forever! RIP Mom 💔❤️‍🩹😢
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@Pestalance
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@MarshallGreen_ But...you blocked him...that means he's still not blocking anyone...WTF😩
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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Ok, so this news sucks. I wasn’t sure if I was going to share this or not but we are all family here; so here it goes: I lost my mom this weekend. Honestly, I lost my mom a few years ago when her health took a turn for the worst…but now, she’s gone for real.
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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@PatMcAfeeShow Ok, at first I was kind of joking about rooting for QWS cause I’m a NY Giants fan. But now I’m actually rooting for them. Fuck it, I’m officially a GWS Giants fan! LETS GO!!!!
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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@bunndlezl4l Delete the Twitter app from all of your electronic devices and NEVER log on again!
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I can’t get over this throw. Most of us know you can do this Daniel. Most of us believe that you are capable of doing this Daniel. Please do this in game Daniel. Please.
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HYATT ‼️
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I’m still standing on the “Make these our new permanent uniforms” hill. I’ll be here until I die!
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New York Giants
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Legacy Games are back ‼️
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@Pestalance
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Alright ladies and gentlemen, I am officially IR for the remainder of the season. Some might say this is a career threatening injury. We are gonna have to see about that. Love y’all Pest
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
2 years
I’ve been really impressed with the improvement in DJ’s footwork year to year. Kid clearly puts the work in.
@QBCountry
QB Country
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Giants QB @Daniel_Jones10 …always working.
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@Pestalance
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Brian Daboll is Coach of The Year! SHUT UP!!!!!!!
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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Drunk! Happy Halloween!
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@Pestalance
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Now you know!!!
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Sunday Morning.
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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👀 This is truly a great day!!! I’m absolutely humbled! @CarlBanksGIII Thank you sir!
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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BENCH DANIEL JONES!!!!!!
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@Pestalance
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Fuck cancer! 💪🏾
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Go outside! #NYGiants
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@Pestalance
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@JustinPenik Logo on the field slaps! Glad they changed it! Wish it said “GIANTS” though.
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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Bobby is EXACTLY who I wanted!!! THIS TURNED MY WHILE DAY AROUND!!!!!
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@Pestalance
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Happy to introduce the new “Bearded Edition” of Pest the Analyst!!! IN STORES NOW!!!!
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@Pestalance
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Hi, I’m still alive. Ok bye!
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@Pestalance
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I’m having a good time! Are you?
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
2 years
Yesterday, the Korean and I decided that we are no longer cigarette smokers! Here’s to not smelling like an ashtray!
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@Pestalance
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Much more fun to come!
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Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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Y’all make sure to give DJ his flowers tonight. He looked more confident then I have seen in years. Overall a very good night for him. That film is gonna be nice as hell to watch in the QB room on Tuesday. #TogetherBlue
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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@BeauTFC Beau of The Fifth Column: Come for the commentary... Stay for the magic and ass!!!
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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I’ve given Joe Judge a lot of shit, but I’m genuinely happy he has a new gig. Gives him a chance to reevaluate some things and give it another shot some time in the future. I hope he is successful.
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@Pestalance
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Someone put balloons on my profile!
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@Pestalance
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It’s going down!
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Did y’all forget this is still a rebuild? We’ll be fine y’all. #TogetherBlue
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🎵 Giants gonna be a good football team Giants gonna be a good football team 🎶
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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I’m gonna be honest here…that price seems really cheap to me. But I don’t really know shit about cap management, so I could be wrong.
@SNYGiants
Giants Videos
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. @Connor_J_Hughes reports on what Daniel Jones could command this offseason:
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@Pestalance
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So this was a funny thing that happened this morning 😂😂😂
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I’m hanging this in my basement this weekend! It’s pretty badass!!! #USMC
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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@RaiderSniper @Rackkwall83 @Raiders @Giants @NFL @NFLDraft I’m just wondering how y’all know what this man is thinking as he walks in the building. That’s pretty impressive.
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Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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@FendlerTweets Gameplay is so damn good and everything else is just broken. It’s maddening (pun definitely intended).
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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Y’all know what time it is!!!!!!
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@Pestalance
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Well…sometimes when you think life is good, it tosses lemons at you. We were informed this morning that my wife’s mother passed away. Won’t be streaming today because my focus is her. Tell the people you care about that you love them because you never know when they will be gone
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Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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Aye yo…if you talking SOLEY about the QB this morning, shut the fuck up. The whole fucking team looked like dumpster juice. They ALL suck.
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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I’m gonna write the angriest letter to John Mara tomorrow!!!! This isn’t a joke…I’m really writing the letter!!!
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@Pestalance
Pest The Analyst (PTA Sports)
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@TommyG105 I am admittedly a part of the anti-Jones crowd. While there are things around him that sucks (and there’s plenty) Daniel does not look like a QB in his fifth year. He may be gun shy cause of the line, but he’s missing easy stuff this year.
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@Pestalance
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I’m on a boat! Cc: @BoxieG
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@Pestalance
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Pop a perc!
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Birthday time bitches! We might be 248, but we look sexy as hell! 💪🏾
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RZeroHonor
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