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Navy queer !

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7 years

no excuses. we're all broke, we're all tired. this is college. we're going out. now put on a slutty top and slam this four loko BETHANY

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6 years

it’s already HALFWAY OVER we are going to FINISH THIS SEMESTER STRONG we’re gonna PASS THESE CLASSES we’re gonna get this BREAD, obtain this GRAIN, and BAG these BAGUETTES these last couple weeks LETS DO IT

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Listening to this on a gold iPhone 5s while playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, after watching Spring Breakers for the first time

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11 years ago, iggy azalea released ‘work’. she was the moment

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Dumpin that

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5 years

fall semester: everyone’s tan, theres money saved up from working all summer, football & tailgating season is here, sun is shining spring semester: weather sucks until the last two weeks, $4 is all i have, seasonal depression hits, why did nobody salt the sidewalks

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7 months

Building my network

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5 months

How it feels saying “Boystown” when someone asks which neighborhood I live in

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Telfar got the brat bags

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7 months

I went to this Thai and Sushi Bar and everyone knew you

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5 years

iowa schools as bios: University of Iowa: uiowa / chicago Iowa State University: ISU ‘22 Engineering 🌪 UNI: go cats 🐾 | early elementary ed. 💜💛 Drake: dsm area • chi omega Coe: Luther: Psalm 3:16 / *student athlete* ✝️

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“Buyest”

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7 years

being friends with education majors is fun because that drunk person half naked peeing in someone's lawn will one day be teaching your child

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8 years

why don't some of my outfits get noticed like this..... #DamnDaniel

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5 years

the other day a girl told me that her boyfriend said he would buy her new Birkenstock’s if she lost 20 pounds i told her if she left her boyfriend I’d buy her two pair

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4 years

my family: hey :) been seeing some headlines and stuff about Iowa! how ya doing? :) the headlines and stuff in question:

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5 years

me driving to class in this weather vs me driving to taco johns to get potatoe oles in this weather

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5 years

“Your generation is helpless!” really? because i’m pretty sure nobody my age is taking their phone to Verizon because they accidentally turned on airplane mode and can’t figure out how to turn it off.

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5 years

uni students: CANCEL OUR CLASSES!!! uni: okay classes are cancelled, please stay inside. go cats 💛💜 social house: 🤟HEY GUYS COME OUT FOR OUR -60 DEGREE DRINK SPECIALS🍺 🤪 uni students: 📍Social House 2208 College St.

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6 years

CEDAR FALLS !!!! LOOK AT THIS !!! DO !!! THIS !!!

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6 years

Cedar Falls Bars as Vines: A Thread

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7 years

“wow you’re so mature for your age” thank you, it’s the trauma.

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7 years

13 Reasons Why: Hannah: *waves* Blind Kid: *doesn't wave back* Hannah: Welcome to your tape

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3 months

All this for you to not be kissing me rn?

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6 years

i’m coming for you meatloaf

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3 years

THIS is journalism

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7 years

should i do a thread of Cedar Falls Bars as Types of High Schoolers

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6 years

please at least allow me the 2 milliseconds it takes for my brain to register the light has changed from red to green before honking at me, mr. big ass disel ford yee haw

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5 years

my roommates and i moved out of our house and made this to commemorate please enjoy

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6 years

Cults at UNI: - NISG kids - People who only go to Hydrant/Bigs - DANCE MARATHON KIDS - Kappa Sig + Alpha Phi - People who live on campus all 4 years - Elementary Ed. Majors - Dance Marathon again - People who are somehow always in the union - RAs/Orientation Staff

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Cults at Mizzou: - Summer Welcome Leaders - The Antlers - Journalism Majors - Greek Life - Athletes - Those who wear cowboy boots everyday - MizzouRec Employees - People who spend their lives in Ellis 24/7 - Marching Mizzou - Brother Jed’s Haters - FAC regulars - MSA

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7 years

i always play this fun game when i go out to eat where i tip my server 25% and make their jobs as easy as possible.

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5 years

I need a boyfriend mainly because I don’t really like singing Bradley Cooper’s part in Shallow, my vocal rage is much more Gaga.

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4 years

so you’re telling me that my professors who don’t understand you need the volume up on your computer AND on the YouTube player are going to be holding classes completely online .... gotcha fun okay let’s ride

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5 years

getting ready for another day of class knowing damn well my brain won’t retain any of the information i just spent all day listening to

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7 years

has anyone else ever been horrified by their own Customer Service voice

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7 years

cedar falls- bars ames- house parties iowa city- best of both

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3 years

Twitter is so funny for this

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7 years

i kinda feel bad when i don't understand my classes but then i remember a girl i went to high school with is literally engaged to her cousin

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@thegaryfuqua We all remember where we were

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7 years

instagram: I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me🙏🏼 finsta: guess who shotgunned a four loko & sucked three dicks yesterday!

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7 years

like this if you have no idea what a squinny is

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6 years

white people crafting up a fake story for their facebook about how they were almost abducted in a walmart parking lot for attention

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5 years

february sucks for the following reasons: - all the single people are sad - the first r is silent????? - paying a whole months rent for only 28 days

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@coolgirlnadiav 365 potty girl

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7 years

mrs. potato head

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Name a bitch badder than Taylor Swift 😍😛😤

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i felt this in the deepest parts of my soul

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7 years

me: hey did you go over the syllabus guy wearing buckle jeans and a hurley shirt: legally were allowed to leave if the professor is 15 minutes late

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5 years

Girls in middle school when they put fake feathers in their hair

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6 years

sorry ☹️ never coming home 🤣 this view 😍 SB2K18 🤪🍹🏝

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Guy Same guy with beard Same guy 5 years before the first pic Same guy with a tan

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if these aren’t your top 4 right now I will personally throw hands #TheBachelorette

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7 years

Sharky's • that one freshman • different boyfriend every week • always on their phone • consistent drama • gross but cute in a way

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5 years

“last night was a movie” really? tell me how the movie about going to a 19+ bar and getting dominos after did in the box office

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7 years

bio life employee: so do you like to watch when it goes in?? me hysterically: excuse me, what? bio life employee: The needle.

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7 years

@ her i just wanna talk

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9 years

#GrowingUpWithDivorcedParents Christmas is always more complicated than it should be

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7 years

iowa city is weird because one minute you'll see a homeless person, then you turn your head and see a 16 year old driving a porsche.

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7 years

.... what do you think the 7 in 24/7 stands for

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5 years

i’m just ...... 2019 is really gonna start like this huh

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5 years

$5 to anyone who’s ever heard a balloon say anything before

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$5 to any girl who has never gotten balloons that say her age on her birthday

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6 years

getting upset that someone passed your big yee yee ford and speeding up to 90 mph on the highway just so you can pass them is like ... .. inverted dick energy

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4 years

we all get quarantined and start treating Instagram like middle schoolers again

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4 years

“Bro you changed” Umm yeah I was in my hometown of 1000> surrounded by rebublicans ... I didn’t change I just made it out alive

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7 years

social house • senior • super popular • quarterback • great in bed • everyone loves them but some people seriously do not understand why

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6 years

this is the only time i’ve heard these lyrics on social media and actually laughed

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7 years

plans for summer: tan, work out, swim, love live, hang with friends summer reality: eat, sleep, work, repeat.

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7 years

you. reading this. i hope you're thriving. living your best life. whether we've never met, we haven't seen each other in forever, or whatever there's no one like you and i appreciate that about you. stay you. never change,

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it’s us against them man

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7 years

do people not realize that by stealing someone’s unassigned seat in class YOURE LITERALLY THROWING OFF THE ENTIRE CLASSROOM

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5 years

my grandma shampoo 🤝 good at cleaning, smells good, falls over in the shower

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@xcxshake Like when she posted spring breakers and captioned it “not on the album”

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7 years

how are yall gonna make friends in college if you go home every weekend and only hanging out with people that you went to high school with..

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6 years

yes sex is cool but have you ever had a package arrive a day earlier than it’s expected delivery date

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In the sense that–

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7 years

your Twitter and Instagram say you love your boyfriend, but your tinder profile says differently

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7 years

i get such bad 2nd hand embarrassment when i go out to eat and the people i'm eating with are shitty tippers

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7 years

me and my friends coming back from the hill on the weekend

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6 years

Sharky's Funhouse

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4 years

I just got left on delivered for .... 21 hours ..... during a global pandemic

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7 years

“and her friend” lmao

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sabrina carpenter espresso son or chappel roan good luck babe daughter

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7 years

no offense but how in the HELL are we only 5 weeks into the semester

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5 years

Everyone be sure to wish your dad happy Father’s Day on Instagram despite the fact that he doesn’t have an account or even knows how to operate his phone

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7 years

i've just come to accept the fact that every time i think there's an open parking spot somewhere there will ALWAYS be a volkswagen bug there

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7 years

if you voted for tr*mp don’t bitch about net neutrality being repealed

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classmate: i just love my four month old baby so much and i know she loves me too prof: you have no way to prove that

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7 years

why be racist, homophobic, or sexist when you could just be quiet

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three more weeks three more weeks three more weeks three more weeks three more weeks three more weeks three more weeks three more weeks three more weeks three more weeks three more weeks three more weeks

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7 years

saying a quick prayer to everyone who thought an 8 am was a good idea

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7 years

Pretty much nothing in this world surprises me anymore. I’m failing a class? Nice. One of the people I went to high school with murdered someone? Huh. My car has 2 days to live? Cool. Donald Trump punched a pregnant woman? Called it.

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To All The Leftovers I've Left In The To-go Boxes On The Table At Resutrants

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