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@Derrek_Hardy

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#MizzouMade 🐯• Bourbon Enthusiast • Midwest guy transplanted to the south trying to navigate life

Nashville, TN
Joined December 2012
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Looking for my catcher
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“What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to say to someone?” Them: That I loved them, but couldn’t be with them Me: Worcestershire
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Cults at Mizzou: - Summer Welcome Leaders - The Antlers - Journalism Majors - Greek Life - Athletes - Those who wear cowboy boots everyday - MizzouRec Employees - People who spend their lives in Ellis 24/7 - Marching Mizzou - Brother Jed’s Haters - FAC regulars - MSA
Cults in Iowa: - People that go to/went to Dowling - North Iowa Bulls hockey players/fans - People that live in Clear Lake - U of I medical students - Highschoolers that think UNI bars are cool - HICKS - Crazy wrestling parents - kids that are “from Chicago” but were born here
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MizzouRec
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MO schools as ig bios: Mizzou: Mizzou ‘22 | j-school🐯 MO State:🐻⬆️ | MO State MO Fun NWMOState: Corn | Trump 2020🇺🇸 MOS&T: Engineering🤓 | probs studying Truman: Harvard of the Midwest🎓 WashU: I’m rich💰 SLU: Psalm 2:10 | catholic NCMC: future mom | figuring things out
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6 years
I’d bang my head against the elevator too if I went to Missouri State
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It’s that point in the semester.
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@Derrek_Hardy
Derrek Hardy
5 years
I saw you last night in CoMo. You went to Fieldhouse instead of Piano aside from it being bottomless cup because you’re above all that. Your friends all ordered vodka crans but you got a tequila sunrise because you’re different. You’re special. You don’t conform to social norms.
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@Derrek_Hardy
Derrek Hardy
6 years
The agriculture illiteracy present in our society is just mind-blowing. This is why we need Agriculture Education. This is why advocating for agriculture is so important.
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NBC4 Columbus
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Study finds 16.4 million Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows #NBC4
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Greatest states in the USA 50. kansas .. .. .. 10. Every 9. Person 8. Has their 7. Own 6. Idea 5. Of what 4. Makes a 3. State 2. Great 1. Missouri
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“What’s it like living in Missouri?” Well in the span of a week we went from -10° to 67° in four days, then went back to 10°. Then yesterday we had all 4 seasons across the state at the same time 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Never forget. 2.7.19 #ShowMe #Missouri #mowx
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5 years
Mizzou people talking about the Journalism School to people from other colleges
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6 years
Good afternoon to everyone except the person who hit reply all to the spam message that was sent to everyone on campus. @Mizzou
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6 years
📍PETA and their supporters | | | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | 📍Doing their | research | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | | | | 📍Making up false information about the agriculture industry to make it look bad
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@Derrek_Hardy
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4 years
Lost dog on Stadium. Looks friendly, but can’t confirm for sure
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@Derrek_Hardy
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5 years
Remember, if you’re under a Tornado Warning to shut the lights off in your house so the tornado won’t know you’re home, and it will go somewhere else.
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@Derrek_Hardy
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6 years
Do- A deer, a female deer Re- A drop of golden sun Mi- A disappointment
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@Derrek_Hardy
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4 years
It truly baffles me that professors find a way to design courses on Canvas in the most confusing way possible so students don’t understand what is due or what they have to do each week
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@Derrek_Hardy
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I can think of bigger snakes that live at Brookside 🐸☕️
@BarstoolMizzou
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If you live in Brookside, you probably wanna see this
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@Derrek_Hardy
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6 years
‘Twas the night before bid day And all throughout Mizzou All the PNMs were sleeping Thinking about what they will do Will they get their favorite house Or maybe they have doubt Stay tuned to social media We shall all soon find out
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Does Mizzou Parking and Transportation deserve rights? Be honest
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@Derrek_Hardy
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5 years
It just occurred to me that the youngsters at Mizzou don’t know the magic that was Sandy from Plaza
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4 years
Everyone at Mizzou next week
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@Derrek_Hardy
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2 years
@kyry5 …..don’t judge me, but…🥴🫣😅
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4 years
Lake of the Ozarks looks wild this weekend
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5 years
Absolutely nobody: Every straight boy ever when making their tinder profile:
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Me when somebody says they like going to MyHouse
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@Derrek_Hardy
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Impulsively booked a trip to Chicago for this fall cause it was only $93 round trip. See you in a couple months Chicago oomfies 🤭🤭🤭
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Derrek Hardy
5 years
If I have to do an ice breaker next week as a SENIOR in COLLEGE I am LEAVING the room
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Derrek Hardy
5 years
Stop feeling bad for outgrowing people who had the chance to grow with you but decided not to
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6 years
Hear that? Those are the moans of sorority girls in COMO who are going through work week & only use the app to pay for their Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream
@mucampusdining
Mizzou Campus Dining Services
6 years
Due to a system malfunction, both Starbucks - Memorial Union and Starbucks - Southwest cannot currently accept payments from the Starbucks App or with a Starbucks Gift Card. Any other form of payment can still be used, and we'll let you know when the issue has been resolved.
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Consumers: “I do not support the use of GMO’s” Agriculturalist- Without the use of GMO’s we won’t be able to feed the ever-growing world population by 2050. So if you want to die from starvation, I guess continue doing you Consumers:
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Derrek Hardy
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The biggest lie I was ever told was during high school and that MLA was the only style of writing I would ever use in college. Well guess what teachers, I’ve never freaking used MLA format in college. Only APA, and guess who still doesn’t understand how to do it correctly? 🙎🏻‍♂️
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“Why would you stay in Columbia instead of going home?” Well, you see, I live in a very rural area with a population of 200. A strong & reliable internet connection is questionable & no, I can’t just “go to a coffee shop” because the nearest town 30 minutes away doesn’t have one
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4 years
Just because you are from a small town does not mean you have to be small minded
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3 years
Something about drinking a blue bomb at Willies in Columbia, Missouri
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@Derrek_Hardy
Derrek Hardy
6 years
Ladies, if he: -Has an unstructured settlement -Needs cash now -Has an annuity -Calls 877 Cash Now He’s not your man, he’s J. G. Wentworth.
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Anybody need a pitcher? 😏🤭
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I give us three weeks until classes are moved online and everything on campus is closed again tbh 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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@Derrek_Hardy
Derrek Hardy
6 years
Look who’s back on their bullshit
@IHOP
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We’re giving away 60¢ short stacks on July 17 from 7a-7p for IHOP’s 60th birthday. That’s right, IHOP! We’d never turn our back on pancakes (except for that time we faked it to promote our new burgers)
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First time wearing a harness. Watch this space 🫣
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That moment when you win a years worth of free Andy’s frozen custard for beating the Helmet car at the football game @MizzouAthletics @EatAndys
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If I were a professor, I would simply put the syllabus under the syllabus tab in Canvas... just a suggestion though...
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Derrek Hardy
5 years
Nothing brings Mizzou students closer together than when the song Mr. Brightside comes on and everyone yells “F*** kU” in unison as loud as they can
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Derrek Hardy
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Being friends with me must be exhausting. This is the email I just sent out to my friends regarding my upcoming birthday 😂
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one taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain
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If you’ve ever asked someone how they are doing while they are at work and they reply, “living the dream,” I can guarantee they are in fact, NOT, living the dream
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Derrek Hardy
6 years
Petition to get a @ChickfilA on @Mizzou ’s campus or at least one that’s downtown within walking distance.
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@Derrek_Hardy
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Does anybody else have an irrational fear of showering when it’s raining/storming because your parents told you it was unsafe as a child????
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@Derrek_Hardy
Derrek Hardy
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Not to be dramatic, but I think I would die for Crouton.
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Crouton & Friends🏳️‍🌈
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Crouton out and about
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Each of my family members received one of these for Christmas and I think they were a hit 🤪
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@Derrek_Hardy
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Okay so Brad Pitt can drop out of Mizzou with only a few credits left to complete and be viewed as an “icon and leader”, but when I consider doing it, it’s called “failure and laziness”
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Derrek Hardy
6 years
The chances of Mizzou cancelling classes tomorrow will be the same as the windchill, -30.
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7 years
My favorite question I get from my students is "what's your favorite bar in COMO" and I promptly reply with "the salad bar at Plaza 900"
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7 years
Your WCW thinks she's "country" cause her fav song is Body Like a Backroad & wears plastic cowboy boots w/ cutoff shorts to summer concerts
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Yeah, Brad Pitt might’ve been from Springfield and made a video for their graduation, but never forget that he chose to go to college at Mizzou over Missouri State
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Going to tell my kids this is the Declaration of Independence
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DJ at the party: “YO DUDE, DO YOU WANNA RUSH??” Me: “NO I SAID TO PLAY BIG TIME RUSH”
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Me when I got the email from Mizzou about someone being diagnosed with Tuberculosis
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To the kid sitting beside me in The Shack on the phone with your mom talking about how you withdrew from 3 of your classes today, may the odds be ever in your favor cause I could hear her yelling from 5 feet away
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"I just need to survive this week" has been a recurring phrase this semester since week 4.
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4 years
*does one tiny assignment* My quarantine brain- “wow that’s enough for today. I got so much accomplished. I can do the rest tomorrow”
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@Derrek_Hardy
Derrek Hardy
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Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School was the best movie of the entire series. Don’t @ me
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Ahh yes. People are wearing suits when it’s going to be 97 degrees today. Pledge Season is back
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2019 is the 10 year anniversary of Fireflies by Owl City and Tik Tok by Ke$ha so that’s all that needs to be played on repeat
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Me when Mizzou still has classes even though there’s snow on the ground
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People do the Disney College Program once and it becomes their entire personality for the rest of their life
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A B+ being worth more than a B, and an A+ and a A being worth the same when it comes to GPA calculations is completely whack. If I earned an A+, then give me the dang satisfaction of receiving more grade points towards my GPA.
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Derrek Hardy
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Here I was trying to be a good supportive friend by liking your Instagram post and you tell me to post an embarrassing photo of myself because of it. I think not
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Derrek Hardy
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Alexa, finish the semester
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“I’m from Chicago.” home 📍 📏 (45 min drive) 📏 📏 📍Chicago
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Mizzou’s Senior Class as they go out to the bars after the classes went online and all the events got cancelled
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Professors will preach all semester about “don’t wait until the last minute to do this assignment” yet will wait until the last minute before grades are due to put our grades in
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Derrek Hardy
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Is you posting your senior photos really helping the Class of 2020 feel better about the current situation? Or is it just rubbing salt in their wounds while you feel better about yourself??
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It’s at that point in the semester where this seems like a better option than going to class
@mizzoucolumns
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mizzou tip ! if you visit us at night and chant “truman” 3times, a real tiger will appear and try to eatyou
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It’s really bad that my online classes feel optional to me
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*temperature raises above 50 degrees* Frat boys everywhere- “yo let’s throw a darty this weekend”
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I am a ⚪️man ⚪️woman 🔘Mizzou Student Looking for a ⚪️Open Squat Rack at the Rec ⚪️Virginia Avenue Parking Pass 🔘open table in memorial
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My aunt asked me if I had any tips for my cousin who is graduating & I replied: 1. You can’t day drink unless you start early in the morning 2. Eat a solid meal before going out & have water by your bed for when you come back 3. Puke & rally Her reaction wasn’t very good😅
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Reminder: you are limited to one firework Snapchat on your story this holiday. I do not want to click through bad quality and grainy snapchats of the whole firework show
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I wonder if Ruby’s back hurts for carrying the whole Max and Ruby show on her back since her punk of a little brother wouldn’t talk
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My chemistry TA just SNAPPED on everyone 😂
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard acting like she didn’t know her mom was dead when the cop was interviewing her even though she secretly planned to have her online psychotic boyfriend kill her with a tactical knife #TheAct
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Derrek Hardy
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Stop getting attached to people so fast, because attachments lead to expectations, and expectations lead to huge disappointments.
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I really need to get out of the mindset that my online classes are optional
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I'm tryna be a Mizzou professor because I'm down to make 100K a year to give unclear instructions
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Sure, let’s just conduct a robbery in the parking garage that houses MUPD on the first floor
@MUalert
MU Alert
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MU Alert: Robbery at Virginia at Virginia Ave Garage 901 Virginia Ave. Stay away from or leave the area. Police are responding. Update to follow.
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Wowowowowowow! Cannot believe I’ve been named to the Top 30 Homecoming Royalty and get to represent this university that has provided so much for me already. Thanks to everyone who has always supported me! 🐯🖤💛
@MU_Homecoming
Mizzou Homecoming
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Introducing your Top 30 Homecoming Royalty! 🌟 #MIZ108HC
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Cliff is the whole reason Nicole’s game is over. He got in her head when they should’ve evicted Holly when they had the chance. Cliff screwed everything up. #BB21Finale #BB21
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Mizzou- “classes are cancelled for weather. Please be safe!!” Mizzou Students- “yo, lets drink and go downtown and be degenerates”
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Officially Homecoming Weekend and I’m like a kid on Christmas. Excited to have all the alumni back, prospective students visiting, and the spirit of the students be loud and proud. Here’s to my favorite weekend, and the best Homecoming of my college career 🐯🖤💛 #MIZ108HC
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Coronavirus works hard, but pyramid schemers work harder
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The fact that Canvas shows the high and a low on assignments/exams really just be a confidence boost sometimes. To the person who got a 17% on the Finance quiz this morning, I’m so sorry Canvas had to expose you like that
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I love how the older generation are the ones who say “you can’t believe everything you see online” yet they are the ones sharing a post on Facebook from a fake Disney World page trying to win a “Free” trip
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I’ve decided that the reason I got sick was probably because ever since I began college, I haven’t been drinking enough from a garden hose, and we all know that’s what built the strongest immune system as kids
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Roses are red Violets are blue Mizzou has and will always be Better than MSU @Mizzou @MissouriState
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I love the fact that the Bird Scooters @Mizzou has made people break out their old Razor Scooters because they don’t want to pay, but still want to be in the scooter gang
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Derrek Hardy
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Columbia potholes be like
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You complain about not having a valentine on Valentine’s Day, but I didn’t hear you complaining when you didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s day 🤔
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Me walking down the stairs at Roxy’s after a night at Bottomless Cup Thursday freshman year
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6 years
The stupidity of people today just amazes me. Totally, these DAIRY cows are on their way to slaughter... 🤦🏻‍♂️ These calves don’t even weigh enough to be worth slaughtering and calves this age will suck on your finger anytime, whether they were just fed or not.
@jmcappiello
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Hungry, thirsty, tired, on their way to slaughter. Meet your meat. 🐮💔
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