GurⓋeen🍉 @itsyagurv Twitter profile

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

6 years

Fuck the normalization of cheating.

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3 years

@Jo__377 @IiIthirtyclip 😭😭 you just gotta go to the TV guide channel and wait for Disney.

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@itsyagurv

4 years

@4TheCulture____ Oof them “I’m racist” jeans

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@itsyagurv

7 years

Sometimes I take pictures.

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@itsyagurv

4 years

How I look at people vs how I look at MY people

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

6 years

You ever think about how crazy it was that Tom and Jerry was entertaining, but had little to no dialogue??

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@itsyagurv

2 years

@AliEzzoBezzo Everyone like “core memory🥺” like this is cute or something. Hey I’m not a huge fan of these big corporations either but still

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@itsyagurv

5 years

Dear Graduates, Didn’t you just get a diploma?Don’t be stupid. Never release your balloons into the air. Sincerely, Earth & its Inhabitants

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@itsyagurv

7 years

A struggle: not wanting to like a retweeted tweet because the retweeter will be notified so you try to find the original tweet to like it.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

Me leaving the premises after I clock out.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

When I said normalization I meant that the original tweet made it seem like a normal inevitable thing to happen when another attractive person crosses your path. I understand cheating has always been a problem.

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@itsyagurv

7 years

Don’t get me wrong, I love an extra hour of sleep, but I don’t like it getting dark at 4. #DaylightSavingsTime

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@itsyagurv

4 years

@_thecamerawoman YOu pUt mE iN sUch aN UncOmFortaBle sItuAtIOn

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

6 years

And those talking about polygamy and monogamy, I’m not vouching for either or. I do believe however, if your partner believes the relationship is monogamous THAT is what needs to be respected. So push your agenda about # of partners somewhere else. Thank you, dont come again.

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@itsyagurv

5 years

THIS WAS A FUCKIN TRAIN WRECK #numberneighbor

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@itsyagurv

4 years

@jackharlow Some shit I’d expect someone from 𝒦𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓎 to say

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@itsyagurv

2 years

I think I have an obsession with cute vases

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

6 years

THE CAT AT 0:21 IS ME ON A DAILY BASIS

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

5 years

Physical representation of me pushing people away when they get too close.

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@itsyagurv

5 years

The energy ima bring if you’re associated with me

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@itsyagurv

5 years

@IziMera All love man. But thought of him

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@itsyagurv

5 years

This is the type of content I like to see

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5 years

“I actually DMed her and asked was she okay. I told her it was a great pic.” @Lj_era8 checked in on the photographer he ran over during Sunday’s game 💜

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@itsyagurv

7 years

@Mike__2ff Took me a sec

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@itsyagurv

6 years

Me feeling them sad love songs when I have no business relating to them

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@itsyagurv

2 years

@papayaskins @Bojack39 @anon_stu @EpicgamertvEGTV @MVPhoenixSZN Love that you are not messing around with plagiarism 🙌🏼

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@itsyagurv

3 years

@PurgatoryT @teatreeoilb @thisiskashmir Girl you just spread your coochie juices on the floor like that 💀💀☠️

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@itsyagurv

6 years

Me: hey can you close my door? *annoying ass sibling*

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@itsyagurv

4 years

@RobBluez not with this energy. She is a baddie and I hope they are happy

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@itsyagurv

3 years

@allegedmadu @JacobCrevier @myeshachou “In the nicest way possible” love that

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@itsyagurv

5 years

I AINT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YALL

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@itsyagurv

5 years

Technically speaking I should be able to do this, but.....

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@itsyagurv

4 years

@cumfourme Any updates? I’m lowkey invested in this

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@itsyagurv

5 years

This is the most sibling ass shit ever

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@itsyagurv

3 years

@edmprincess @Jo__377 @IiIthirtyclip Me either. I just googled it. I miss it!

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@itsyagurv

3 years

@art_U_w_U I can’t tell if the mask is real with a picture or see through

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@itsyagurv

6 years

I got places to go

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@itsyagurv

6 years

Siblings: you’re hella ugly Mom and Dad:

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@itsyagurv

3 years

@wendeeyah @CandyCornball They did a great job though!

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@itsyagurv

5 years

@JbKnockout Don’t ever disrespect a baby pigeon like that again.

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@itsyagurv

5 years

When you tell the universe to give you a sign and it gives you a sign

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Bomboclaat

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

5 years

Dogs are SO dramatic. I love them!!

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@itsyagurv

5 years

Guess what ya girl just did

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@itsyagurv

5 years

My reaction when I get a text since I have no friends

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

5 years

Finally finding a parking spot

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

4 years

One of the top comments on this tik tok is “LMAO HER FACE WHEN FRANCINE WALKED IN LMAO” and I’m laughing 😂😂

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@itsyagurv

5 years

That’s literally snoop DOGG

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

6 years

Oh and also, #IfIDieInASchoolShooting no need to send thoughts and prayers to me or my family. I’ll be with them. If you couldn’t do anything when it mattered, dont pretend to do something when it’s too late.

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

5 years

Lazy coworkers suck. Oh I’m sorry I’m asking you to do the job you signed up for and get paid to do.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

Me when I think people can change

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@itsyagurv

6 years

Me: Why did I take this long ass nap before bed? Also me:

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@itsyagurv

7 years

When you asleep and bae texts you.

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@itsyagurv

5 years

Wait... This could really solve a problem in my life.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

When you forget your key and have to ring the doorbell.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

I wanna see you bust down.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

I’ve been told to smile more.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

Me laughing at stupid shit no one else thinks is funny.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

Twitter can make you laugh, sad, horny and angry in just a few scrolls through the tl.

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@itsyagurv

7 years

That’s one hell of a follow.

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@itsyagurv

7 years

Me: I need to be more healthy Person: Oh ya you can, •go on morning runs •do yoga •stop eating junk food •drink more water •eat more dark green vegetables

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@itsyagurv

6 years

This is me reinventing myself and my new bitch energy.

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@itsyagurv

4 years

GO OFF

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@itsyagurv

7 years

I cannot bring myself to drink coffee. Just isn’t my cup of tea.

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@itsyagurv

5 years

Look at me like this or don’t look at me

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6 years

Bro in love! 😭 (via Jukin media)

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@itsyagurv

6 years

@PanaMontana Why you gotta do the dogs dirty????

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@itsyagurv

3 years

Points were made @AndreaRussett

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@itsyagurv

6 years

Teacher: Start this assignment early *me starting it the day before it’s due*

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@itsyagurv

5 years

@clearily The fact that he didn’t have a breakdown after that, I’m in awe.

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@itsyagurv

5 years

My sis got married 6 months ago and we got professional pics back! (Wedding day)

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@itsyagurv

5 years

@gabrielleelaub @Simone_Biles The way you flung them!!

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@itsyagurv

5 years

I love when people say, "I appreciate you."

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@itsyagurv

7 years

Perhaps someone wasn’t too thrilled to be shopping for towels.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

That awkward moment when you were asked as a kid what you wanted to be when you grew up, and you instantly had an answer, but then you grew up and now you’re like, shit idk. What are my options?

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

6 years

If we ain’t laughing like this at some point of our friendship we ain’t really friends.

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@itsyagurv

7 years

Got some sunrise pics this morning.

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

7 years

@ShaunKing @TonkaToy_1 Not in any way justifying what happened, but didn’t the officer say if your hand goes to the small of your back we will shoot you? It seems he did that before shot

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@itsyagurv

5 years

When i think about the last person I gave my energy to who didn’t deserve it

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@itsyagurv

7 years

"Did you finish the assignment that's due today?" Me:

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@itsyagurv

7 years

If you think children can’t teach you a thing or two or have a valid opinion just because of their age, then you’re the problem.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

My sign? Yeah, I’m a virgin.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

All I can think of is someone high thinking their weed is walking away from them and I’m laughing

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6 years

This Reddit user discovered an insect that looks like a lil' nug of weed

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@itsyagurv

5 years

When you’re over some shit and ready to return bigger and badder than ever

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@itsyagurv

7 years

Shoutout to beds. So nice, warm and comfortable. You all sleeping on them.

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@itsyagurv

7 years

Trying to walk by as quickly as possible from the people in the mall trying to straighten my hair or sell me something.

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7 years

caption this.

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@itsyagurv

6 years

Pretending to be all happy around people, but actually being depressed af

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@itsyagurv

7 years

"I'm only one call away" Boy, where? @charlieputh

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@itsyagurv

4 years

Me checking in the middle of the night to see if anyone won the election

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@itsyagurv

7 years

THIS GROCERY STORE WILD LMAO

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@itsyagurv

7 years

I’m still kind of upset that I talked to a customer service representative named Felicia like a year ago or something and I didn’t even say bye Felicia.

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GurⓋeen🍉

@itsyagurv

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Teacher: No question is a stupid question! Student: *asks a question* Teacher: