Jacob Alexander @itsjakefromsa Twitter profile

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

4 years

@s0fiaruiz stop stealing tweets ma 😂

🌻 Selfcare Goddess 🌻

@JazmnReina

6 years

I hate slow sex .. bitch if u don’t knock the Mario coins out this pussy 😜

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2 years

Best part bout fucking with me is u don’t have to.. You can get tf on at anytime

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Jacob Alexander

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4 years

@BloggingTheBoys Our offensive line is in shambles. Our defense plays confused like their a division 2 program. Jerry got finessed by Mike McCarthy. Another embarrassing moment as a fan. Every year we hype it up. Smh.

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Jacob Alexander

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3 years

How I’m about to get full custody of my son though >>>

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Jacob Alexander

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6 years

Psalm 127: 3 - "Children are a gift from God, they are His reward."

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Jacob Alexander

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8 years

Dat way, pick up the phone and call Kanye 😤

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Jacob Alexander

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11 months

🏷 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 - 𝟏𝟔𝟎𝟒 & 𝐈-𝟑𝟓📍 The NEWEST Luxury Single-Family Rental Home Community in San Antonio by DR Horton! Come Discover Why This 5 Star Rated Community Will Make Coming Home Easy! 3️⃣ Bedroom's Starting @ $𝟏,𝟔𝟗𝟓 🏡 • $𝟧𝟨𝟧 𝘗𝘦𝘳 𝘙𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 👯

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Jacob Alexander

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3 years

UTSA on the verge of the top 25

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Jacob Alexander

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4 years

I’m about to lose my bestfriend of 13 years tonight. This sucks so bad. I love you Dexter. Thank you for being the best buddy anyone could ever ask for. 🐶 💔

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Jacob Alexander

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4 years

Today marks 150 days sober for my mom. ❤️

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Jacob Alexander

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2 years

SA drivers need to be REQUIRED to take a drivers test in the rain/snow so y’all can learn how to drive at times like this and not slow everyone up!

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Jacob Alexander

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1 year

🚨 DEAL OF THE DAY 🚨 The RIM/La Cantera📍 1️⃣ Bedroom's Starting at $1,142 2️⃣ Bedroom's Starting at $1,660 - Amazing Hill Country Views 🖼️ - 2 Month FREE 🤑 - BRAND NEW ✨ #MyServiceIsFREE 👍 #FreeMovers 🚚

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Jacob Alexander

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6 years

I’M GONNA BE A DAD!

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Jacob Alexander

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4 years

Who Wants To Live In Stone Oak?📍 This Brand New Luxury Apartment Property Is Offering 6 Weeks Free! 1 Bedroom’s Starting At: A2 $𝟖𝟕𝟐 (Was $997) 615 𝐒𝐪𝐅𝐭² A3 $𝟗𝟔𝟐 (Was $1100) 598 𝐒𝐪𝐅𝐭² A4 $𝟗𝟔𝟔 (Was $1105) 718 𝐒𝐪𝐅𝐭² A5 $𝟗𝟖𝟖 (Was $1130) 773 𝐒𝐪𝐅𝐭²

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Jacob Alexander

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3 years

You need to hang around people that fit your future, not your past.

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Jacob Alexander

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1 year

Discover the 𝓝𝓔𝓦 𝓦𝓐𝓥𝓔 of 𝘓𝘜𝘟𝘜𝘙𝘠 in #SanAntonio 's newest 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞-𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲. Just a stone's throw from #StoneOak ! 💎🌊 🛏️ 𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞: • 2 𝘉𝘦𝘥/2.5 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘩 | $𝟐,𝟎𝟔𝟑 | 𝟏,𝟐𝟓𝟒 𝘚𝘲𝘍𝘵 • 3

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Jacob Alexander

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3 years

Congratulations on winning your primary I’m excited to see your work for the needs of the working class. The progressive movement is just getting started. @GregCasar

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Jacob Alexander

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2 years

Just a friendly reminder my Apartment Locating services are 100% free to my clients. Working with me costs you absolutely nothing. I find my clients the absolute best deals for free, and I directly will pay for your movers if needed.

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Jacob Alexander

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4 years

Whoever went out last night to drink you goofy 😂

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Jacob Alexander

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2 years

Is it really necessary to shut the city down today though?

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Jacob Alexander

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1 year

Number one agent at my company for the 4th month in a row. 18k take home plus per month. I’ve been beyond blessed and plugged in with the best ppl possible to get it done 🤝

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Jacob Alexander

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3 years

Just filled up my Hyundai on $55 wtf am I driving? A diesel?

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Jacob Alexander

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3 years

I lost myself trying to please everyone else. Now I'm losing everyone while I'm finding myself.

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Jacob Alexander

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2 years

Females in San Antonio are gonna be forever addicted to broke lames smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jacob Alexander

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2 years

Who’s ready for a Luxury Rental Home? - 3 to 4 Bedroom Options Available🏡 - Starting at $1,722 😳 - Starlight Homes 💫 - 1 Month FREE 🎉 - BRAND NEW 💎 - Alamo Ranch📍 If you’re tired of the apartment lifestyle but not entirely ready for a mortgage, now is your time!

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

5 years

Update: I PASSED!!! 🏡📚🍻

Jacob Alexander

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5 years

213 hours away from my final exam.

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Jacob Alexander

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6 years

My son will be here in April. ❤️👶🏻🍼

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

Marketing the other day! 📸

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

4 years

I love my mom so much! She’s over 90 days sober and is LOVING her new life. Such an inspiration.

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

2 years

I helped 3 people find an apartment today and made $5k 🤝 Who wants to join the squad? I’ll throw you the leads. You just gotta be ready to work them! $10k a month EASY. Something to consider for those tired of that 9-5!

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

2 years

Luxury Living In Leon Valley! 1 Bed/1 Bath: $1,175 - 647 SqFt 2 Bed/Bath: $1,545 - 1034 SqFt 3 Bed/2 Bath: $2,300 - 1313 SqFt - WiFi/Cable Included w/ Price! - Washer/Dryer Included! - Available NOW!

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Jacob Alexander

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3 years

I don't feel sorry for nobody grown & capable. Y'all swear shit be holding you back but it really be you, stuck in your ways & won't make the necessary changes to be better. So that's on you, it ain't the devil. It ain't the city you in. It's not the people you around, it's YOU.

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

2 years

Hope all the hustlers have a productive day 🤝

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

I hop in the shower for what, 5 minutes? My son was too quiet so I knew something was up. I glanced out the shower and see him eating Nutella with a spoon. Someone come get my child! 😂

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

5 years

Tonight @ Midnight 👀

Going Deep

@goingdeep

5 years

This Aaron Hernandez doc looks like it’s going to be crazy

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Jacob Alexander

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3 years

Today… The range of emotions I’ve experienced, happy/sad. My heart will forever bleed after this one. I know Mikal wants everyone to keep pushin’ and we forever will… The mark you’ve embedded in everyone we will forever love you and make sure your children prosper. @MfnNino

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

Before even thinking about leasing an apartment, contact me! I can personally lower your rate or find you a better deal. Don’t miss out! Especially with this market.

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

4 years

Cheddar’s 151 is open and is empty, come fill them up!!!!

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Jacob Alexander

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1 year

🚨 DEAL OF THE DAY 🚨 Stone Oak📍 1️⃣ Bedroom's Starting at $1,141 2️⃣ Bedroom's Starting at $1,398 - $1,000 OFF 1st Month of Rent! 🤑 - Resort Style Living 🏝️ #YourApartmentGuy 🤝 #SanAntonioLiving 🤠 #MoveInReady ✅

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Jacob Alexander

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3 years

Lock his ass back up

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

4 years

Everyone deserves a good solid friend group. People who align with you, support you, grow with you, love you.

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

I swear to God if y’all don’t get your ass to the polls and vote this man out 🤬 COUNT YOUR DAYS HOT WHEELS

Erin Reed

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3 years

Greg Abbot has officially directed Family and Protective Services to begin investigating all trans children in Texas and prosecuting their parents as child abusers. He has also instructed all teachers, doctors, and caregivers to begin reporting any trans students they see.

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Jacob Alexander

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4 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

2 years

I need friends who are down to take trips and attend dope events. Get me outta SA!

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

Found my client a massive 3 bed 2 bath townhome, there was only one left going for $1,625. A steal! Washer dryer included, fully renovated. I sent it to him Friday and he waited until last night to apply for it, but it had already been leased. 🙃 STOP SLEEPING ON THESE DEALS! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Jacob Alexander

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8 years

It doesn't matter who hurt you, or broke you down. What matters is who makes you smile again.

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

Homies hate to support the homies SA weird bro 🥴☠️

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

I go hard for my family each and every day. The fact my family can’t recognize that or shoot me a simple text acknowledging me as a Father. That’s all I wanted. Another year of my family showing me why their pieces of dog shit.

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Jacob Alexander

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1 year

These people are not your friends! Save yourself the stress

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Jacob Alexander

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2 years

It's been repeatedly proven to me that you really can't rely on anyone except yourself

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

The people who hate Alamo Ranch are the same people who don’t know the back roads

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

2 years

How does a towing company fuck up this bad? I’m a 2 year resident at my complex and they towed me for absolutely no reason.

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

4 years

2020 is definitely the longest and fastest year I’ve yet to experience

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

DEAL OF THE DAY 🚨 Who wants to live on the Far Northwest side tucked away from all that crazy SA traffic, surrounded by a nice green belt and beautiful golf course? ⛳️ - 2 Bed/1 Bath (TOWNHOUSE) - Includes Attached Garage - ONLY $1,380 - 1088 SqFt GOING FAST. 💨

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

4 years

Just secured my client a massive discount on a one bedroom in The Rim. Rent went from $1200 to $891! 😱🤯 If you’re looking to move soon I suggest contacting me if you’re looking for an enormous special!

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Jacob Alexander

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10 months

@east_spazziin This sequence alone deserves rookie of the year 😂 I don’t see Chet out here

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

2 years

No matter how real the love is DO NOT get a joint bank account with your significant other. Just don’t. 🙃

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

5 years

If you’re in Alamo Ranch be on the lookout for a white SUV, kids driving around stealing shit!

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

Who needs a luxury 2 bedroom UNDER $1200? In Shavano Park right off 1604. 👀 DM me! 📲

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

Didn’t know I needed to lose my Snapchat to fall out of communication with 75% of the people I used to talked to. Y’all big fake and that’s okay! I’m up.

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

Snapchat just deleted my one and only account that I’ve had since 2012? Endless memories of my son and conversations with dead friends all gone. For what?! I use my account for business purposes. Who do I contact?!?! @snapchatsupport

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Jacob Alexander

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6 years

4/7/19 2:47 AM

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Jacob Alexander

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2 years

𝐍𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐭📍⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ 2 Bed/2.5 Bath:⁣⁣⁣ $𝟏,𝟔𝟓𝟔 Per Month - 𝟏,𝟓𝟐𝟎 SqFt ✅⁣⁣⁣ $𝟖𝟐𝟖 Per Roommate! 👯‍♀️⁣⁣⁣ 3 Bed/3.5 Bath:⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ $𝟏,𝟖𝟓𝟎 Per Month - 𝟏,𝟕𝟕𝟎 SqFt ✅⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ ⁣⁣⁣ $𝟔𝟏𝟔 Per Roommate! 👯‍♀️⁣⁣⁣⁣ More Info? 👇🏼

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

4 years

Who remembers this legendary monument?? Malibu shitted on PPP & Chucky Cheese all day! Not even close.

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

2 years

A week beach trip sound so good rn

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

1 year

🚨 DEAL OF THE DAY 🚨 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐎𝐚𝐤📍 1️⃣ Bedroom's Starting at $1,248 2️⃣ Bedroom's Starting at $1,678 - FREE iPhone 15 or Apple Watch! 📱⌚ - $1,000 OFF 1st Month's Rent! 💰 #MyServiceIsFREE 👍 #FreeMovers 🚚

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Jacob Alexander

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1 year

Who's looking to move in the next 30-90 days? I have access to all apartments/rental homes in Texas. I will find the best deal possible based on your requirements. And I will pay for 2 hours of FREE Movers! My services are FREE to all my clients. RT to save a life

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Jacob Alexander

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3 years

I have a 2 year old if I don’t respond just bare with me, I’ll get back with you. 😂🙏🏼

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Jacob Alexander

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2 years

I work hard because I can’t fuck up. I got nobody to fall back on. I am the back up.

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Jacob Alexander

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9 months

@FredoBang another tough project 🔥

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Jacob Alexander

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4 years

So THANKFUL for you son. ❤️

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

The difference between you and me is that I’ll put money in your pockets and not ask you for shit

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

Leasing agents make about $15-$20/hr plus commission for every lease (you lease a lot). No experience required at most places and it’s an easy job. I feel like not a lot of people know that. There ya go🤝

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Jacob Alexander

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1 year

HEB needs to hurry up and get their shit together. I’m sure there will be a profit increase just by letting shoppers use Apple Pay. Get on it.

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

$15k month easy! Talk to me nice

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

5 years

@IceKing_21 @BleacherReport Garnett was a straight up dog on defense & Tim was also. Kinda sad the league doesn’t have too many dominant big men anymore.

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

5 years

If you’re in the market for an apartment let me help you save some time AND money! 🏬⏰💰 Don’t miss out & take full advantage of these summer SPECIALS! #LuxuryApartments 🏬 #FreeApartmentLocating ✅ #JustAskJacob 📲

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Jacob Alexander

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2 years

Real shit I hope everyone has a great day today and stays PRODUCTIVE!

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Jacob Alexander

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2 years

I wish I could come on here and talk about half the shit I go through I just don't have it in me. Lmao! Just don't trust these broke ass peons and leave em' right where they belong, everytime.

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Jacob Alexander

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1 year

People come & go but that bag will forever be there ✅

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Jacob Alexander

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3 years

Tell me you in the Texas without saying you live in Texas? I’m really about to take my son swimming in February. Make it make sense! 😂

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

2 years

@Tyy_029 @STRAPPEDUS Real talk, 2013 vibes 😭🙏🏼

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

I need friends who are down for a fishing trip 🎣

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

2 years

People really don’t know how to drive in the rain, now the light on 1604/Culebra is out and people reallllllly don’t know how to drive. 🫠

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

3 years

I’m buying my first house this year and going to Europe. Not concerned about anything other than work.

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Jacob Alexander

@itsjakefromsa

4 years

𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐨 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡📍⁣⁣⁣ ⁣⁣⁣ Be The 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 Person In Your Unit! ✔️⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ ⁣⁣⁣ 𝟐 𝐁𝐞𝐝/𝟐 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐡:⁣ ⁣⁣⁣ $𝟏,𝟐𝟏𝟒 Per Month ✅⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ 1018 𝐒𝐪𝐅𝐭² 🏠⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ ⁣⁣⁣ That's just $𝟔𝟎𝟕 Per Roommate! 👯‍♀️⁣ ⁣