Well Well Well
I saw Gretel using this app a while ago and I thought I could join in some fun!
Hello fellow people of this strange application called X!
[Past Hansel has joined Parody Twitter]
🌳-Prepare for trouble!
🍂-And make it double!
🌳-WHAT THE-AN IMPOSTER?!
🍂-No, I am you from the future
🌳-Oh! Then I guess. . . Welcome to Parody X!
🍂-This will be very fun!
[🌳-HanseΓ 🍂-Lord HanseΓ]
Lord HanseΓ has joined HanseΓ's Journey!
[Interaction bait]
- You walk in the "forbidden forest" to look for something you needed, maybe to explore this forest? A mystical artifact? But something stops you -
*
< Why hello there [READER] why have you entered my domain? >
//Mwehehe
Nobody knows I still use account to spy on my friends >:]
🌳>Admin you know they can see this right?
//Ah shit-
🌳>Why do I have you as my Admin of all people
🌳-Hey everyone!
Check out what my _Admin is working on!
But its sad to say that I am also going to be gone for a loooong whilwe
I hope Gretel will be alright while I'm gone
[Interaction Bait]
*You wander around the dead forest, it was once full of life now filled with lifeless trees and you see...him*
🍂-Why hello there
Since HanseΓ is dead the forest died with him
What brings you here stranger?
🌲-Here lies HanseΓ, King of the forests
If anyone would like to give out any blessing or final words to him
Please step right up
His words were "I never meant to hurt you Daniel,Forgive me Gretel"
🍂-It is sad to announce
HanseΓ has died again...
A flower thought he was garlic
It then chopped him up and got turned into Onion bread
May he rest in yeast...
- As you pass by the lovely bright forest that made you wonder "wasn't this dead yesterday?" and you see HanseΓ...burning? -
🌳> Ah yes I do believe I am on fire :3
🌳-I am Past HanseΓ!
🍂-Present HanseΓ
🌲-Greetings! Professor HanseΓ is also here!
🌳-Together we make up the HanseΓverse!
🍂-I wonder if we have already have broken the space time continuem
🌲-Mr. Shapley already fixed it!
🌳-
@Craberson122123
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT I HAVE ANOTHER MOTHER
//He is not taking the news very positively
🌳-HOW IS
@barrel12974
GONNA REACT TO THIS?!
hansel found out 'apple cinder' exists (it's beer)
i just wanted to animate a silly thing @/DangoKazeAve said in the group chat, oc belongs to @/Edgyaludon
//Ill just be saying this as the _Admin of HanseΓ
He is in my room and he destroying it to quell out his anger since Gretel is uh-
🌳-AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH
SON OF A-
//Those next words will be...censored
🍂-As our _Admin slumbers
🌲-HanseΓ would like to say one more thing to Gretel
🌳-We will be best friends forever Gretel!
//I hope that there is no foreshadowing :3
🌳-YOU RUINED THE MOMENT _ADMIN GRRRRRRRR
🌲-Professor HanseΓ's Fun Facts!
In order to hover, hummingbirds flap their wings in the shape of a figure eight. This wing beat style is made possible by continuous “wrist flicks” from their shortened arm bone — a unique characteristic not found in any other bird species.
🌳-The _Admin is getting..."Eepy"?
What in Gretel's name is that term?
🍂-He simply told us we are going offline for a little while, see you soon strangers
//man this weed makin me eepy-
🌳-_ADMIN WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!
//Uhh Robby-
🌲-ALRIGHT NAP TIME FOR YOU!
🍂-I am here to say, _Admin will be "sleeping" for today
Goodbye strangers of X
🌳-This forest sure is boring
🌲-Why so?
🌳-Well you know, doing the same thing over and over makes me want to go insane!
🌲-That is the definition of...insanity-
🌳-I am bored alright?!
🌲-Do you wish to visit the high-school?
I heard Gretel once sneaked inside over there
@barrel12974
🌳>I am sorry dear brother but our reunion is going to end quickly...
Our Admin will be offline again but they will online soon!
//I will kill HanseΓ in his sleep :3
🌳-What?
//what