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former Capitol Hill staffer. now i sing and write vintage romance pop songs 🌈 tv addict and small talk avoider. "tears in the moonlight" out NOW🌙 LINK IN BIO

los angeles 🌴
Joined February 2009
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@its_kelechi
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1 year
nothing... and I mean absolutely nothing is going to prepare for what she says... again... NOTHING will prepare you for this...thought.
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@its_kelechi
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2 years
@SomaKazima “Cancel that order” I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT!
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8 months
Sara ate Sunny up... and rightfully so... because BFFR sis!!!!
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𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧 ☭
8 months
“Let me check you again” OH!?
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8 years
*wipes joyful tear from eyes* ::arms outstretched* Welcome to #TeamPetty #MaliaObama . We've been waiting for you. 😊✨
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2 years
@wedontknow36 “Do you wanna go?” I know that’s right 😂
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@its_kelechi
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3 years
me to Pfizer every time i hear there’s a new variant 😂 you not gonna catch this GWORL slippin!
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2 years
@OliLondonTV NOW I KNOW YOU AIN’T TALKIN! please bffr!
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@its_kelechi
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4 years
WATCH. BECAUSE Auntie @JoyAnnReid didn’t hold back! Speak sis!
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@its_kelechi
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2 years
@thechub_b_w sis was not feeling these answer reveals AT ALL 😅
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@its_kelechi
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2 years
@wedontknow36 Part two:
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@its_kelechi
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2 years
@MarcusMillions_ she said “hot Cheetos…?”
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@its_kelechi
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3 years
@Tharealtabria "look at this" "girl f**k you" 😂😂😂😂
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@its_kelechi
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2 years
@torylanez the weapons:
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@its_kelechi
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2 years
@nottodayyoubum 😂 they legit said :
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@its_kelechi
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2 years
@mattxiv “His WHAT?!”
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2 years
@bennyjohnson LOL. the way you have NO idea that this is how every single member of Congress, Presidents, most Fortune 500 CEO’s, Mayors, City Council people etc are handled when they have to interact with groups of people. Yes this is 100% real because it’s actually someone’s job on staff.
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2 years
@PicturesFoIder it wasn’t. Lol.
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@its_kelechi
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2 years
@xPlatinumShanel Ah yes… the Red Wedding… Chile…
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2 months
Hilary's face while they chant "lock him up..." #DemConvention
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1 year
@Jordanbloked Meanwhile me:
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@its_kelechi
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10 months
wheeewwwww 😮‍💨 errbody fine af 🙌🏾😩🤤
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@its_kelechi
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2 years
@alex_abads these will always be my two fave moments in this scene
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2 months
CNN is interviewing Kamala's LINE SISTERS. That made me tear up 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🩷💚 #DemConvention
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1 year
@LaCienegaBlvdss “Did that muthafucka (i.e. the baby) pay extra to yell?!” Plsssss 😂😂😂
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4 years
Stop whatever you’re doing and watch this!!!! She let @piersmorgan ’s crusty tea and crumpet ass have it!!! #MeghanAndHarry #MeghanMarkle
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2 years
@theoliveranwar wtf is this insecure weird ass tweet?
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6 months
@notcapnamerica She said I think the fuck NAWT!
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2 years
@nypost Girl…
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2 years
@sonofalli what in the cruel intentions…
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3 years
@internetdad69 who tf is this b*tch and has anyone beat her giggling *ss yet?!
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2 years
@saibellanyc @ask_aubry As a Disney Gay, this is music to my ears. Thank you !!!!!
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2 years
@shopahole die 🤷🏾‍♂️
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2 years
@TheBaddestMitch Spiceless Girls…
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3 years
@2RBoSi “You say some r*c*st ass sh*t. And then you f**king stand on it…?!” YOU BETTER SPEAK SIS. And whoop. That. *ss.
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2 years
@TheKalenAllen me. Period.
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2 months
@TheIgboWolf "Let me finish the song..." he kinda ate her up with that one 😂
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5 months
@cfree94 so... how did it go...
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@its_kelechi
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2 months
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BIG ONE OMIGOD #earthquake
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1 year
@matt_lee_t @MOMS_ARE_TOUGH I implore you to try... 😅
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3 years
@LondynnMilan THEY ARE OUTRAGED! AND SIS IS LEAVING WITH $5000. GOOD. VERY VERY GOOD.
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4 years
@_heyyymscarter Meanwhile... folks waiting on the damn bus like...
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2 years
@notcapnamerica “You sure you wanna hear the rest of this…”
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2 years
@WrittenByHanna See— I know that’s right!!!!! 😂
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2 years
@kekelastrassi LITERALLY ME WATCHING THIS
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2 years
@PopCrave “Can I get a manager up to the front please” MAMA was quick 😂 She didn’t have time for the bullsh*t today
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@its_kelechi
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2 years
@techleadhd so… you conveniently omitted the full poster… weirdo.
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3 years
I witnessed this in person. The answer is yes.
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1 year
@niggaolas Narrator: she was, in fact, not kidding
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2 years
@kekelastrassi This too 😂
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1 year
@soulohlove "I think you'd be happier if you apologized" is a naaaaaaasty piece of work. AND I LIVE 🙌🏾😂
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2 years
@PopCrave Good. Now send his ass to PRISON!
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@its_kelechi
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3 years
sorry to that flight attendant ghey who blocked me after I guess he thought I was shading him when I said I would ask him for a blanket and extra pretzels… I wasn’t being shady. that literally what I would do. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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2 years
@AmakaUbakaTV I…nvmd…
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@RealBravoholic “I’m not sure she had her finger on the pulse of what was going on…” ATE HER ASS UP!!!!
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2 years
@wedontknow36 AND I LOVE THAT MAMA HAS THAT POCKETBOOK ON! SHE MEANS BUSINESS! 🙌🏾😂🙌🏾
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@SharSaysSo It comes out of NO WHERE
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@bebyghel I KNOW SHE (Black Shirt) F*CKIN LYIN!
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2 years
@PopCrave assuming something like this is common knowledge is... ::sigh:: like folks need to bffr sometimes...
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@TheBaddestMitch She grabbed that wine glass and settled awhn in!!!!
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2 years
@JustinPolls7 if “Chile lemme just mind my damn business” was a person 😂😂😂
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2 years
@blaqueword the children ATE. but bayyybbeee, miss thing came out that photo booth and served!
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1 year
@jorgeousjack Imagine saying: Dangerously in Love, Flaws and All, and I Care are NICHE... he should be EMBARRASSED
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2 years
@PopCrave “and a group of criminals…”
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4 years
@tyleroakley “movie star, Oscar winner, and A-list amphibian” 😂 the Death Star just needs to come and blow us up already.
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@brownblaze Are you not listening... she going through policy by policy during this speech. And the surrogates spoke on policy issues ALL DAY. Let me help you... whenever she says "As President I will..." she's explaining a policy. Hope that helps...
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@notcapnamerica these conversations be takin a liiiiiiiittle bit too long chile….
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@notkartinbanks “Lawd… well y’all keep us posted”
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2 years
"I’m transported back to the clubs of my youth." -Edward Enninful on Beyonce's new album. He's 50. If he was clubbing at 17-26+ that would mean LATE 80s early 90s... which is LITERALLY THE PERFECT era of club pop and funk... OMG. We won yall... we won!
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@fckyoulisa I legit just listened to the entire thing. The babies are SANGIN DOWN!
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@KevinBobby Yallll I AM WHEEZING 😂😂😂
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@therobmilton "You go see Rick Ross or sumthin like that..."
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2 years
@DiaryOfKeysus Chile… that’s… Nvmd.
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2 years
@MedinoGreen BUT NOT THIIIIIS THO 😫😫😫, like HOW?!
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2 years
@conzmoleman gaslight. gatekeep. girlboss. 🤡
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@tinnkky “In the middle of a pandemic...”
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@LilNasX “Lemme rephrase the question. Do your mama know you gay?”
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2 years
@OfficialSisQo this is so goddamn funny 😂😂😂
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2 months
Are you not listening? she's listing policy by policy during this speech. And the surrogates spoke on policy issues ALL DAY. Let me help you... whenever she says "As President I will..." she's explaining a policy. Hope that helps... 😒 (let's face it though. u don't care)
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@notcapnamerica when she turned around to the second lady and was like… “you want the smoke too?” 😂😂😂
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@notcapnamerica ummm... does she not know she's going to PRISON?! In Atlanta...?
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@TATIANNANOW @ShadayaKnight Not Sunday best 😫😂
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2 years
@BornAKang At first I thought: this is overrated. But when that second bubble LANDED on the second glass THO… sign me up!
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@BrittaniWarrick @DivaLaci I’m content with being “an ok b*tch” these days. 😂
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@MikelleStreet this is what she looked like right after taking those profile pics down
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@DeeDeeWylyn @D_Wyly "And he helped me create Virgo's Groove..." COME ON TASTE!!!!!!!
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4 years
Meghan: My one regret is believing them when they said I would be protected. #OprahMeghanHarry SPEAK SISTUH! Wheeeew that's heavy.
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TLC, count your days... Y'all she says she thinks she's pregnant. I promise you, you will NOT guess why she thinks she's with child....... like... you're not gonna guess AT ALL 😂
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3 years
@prinphobic Must y’all always be miserable? Sis is staying active! Let her jump the way she wants to. Damn! Let her live!!
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@jameslately @johndegarson She was about to let his *ss KNOW!
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@RealDLHughley @chrisrock so we're comparing the slap to ::checks notes:: slavery? got it…
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@ThePeachReport “Biscuits or Bullets” is SO got damn funny! This season looks like it’s gonna GIVE!!!! 😂
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@JanelleMonae Chile lemme go dust off the archandroid because the tweet is at 44k+ likes now… we’re never getting anything from you ever again at this rate 😫
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2 years
@GerronimoMC @thechub_b_w Exactly. And the other guy said Bey first. That family listens to the good stuff!
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1 year
mutha is mooooooving! Werk sis… because we all know one of the gworls is in that damn costume!
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4 years
Just tweeting this laugh video of @thatonequeen and @Peppermint247 because I needed a chuckle today.
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3 years
@CrystalMarieCom @TierraLarai_ Girl… I was like… so you’re using the adult version of YouTube and typing in the word “Baby” but don’t understand that the query is going to spit out the most popular vids associated with that word… sis take a computer science course and calm down…
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@PopCrave “criminal defendant Donald Trump” 😂
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